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荆轲刺秦王英语话剧剧本荆轲刺秦王英语话剧剧本 Roles 太子丹 荆轲 谋士阿三 西门吹雪 旁白 变态男 秦始 皇 卫兵甲 乙 美女 道具 道具 乒乓球拍 短棍 网球拍 垫子 樊於期人头 演员表演员表 太子丹 王成王成 谋士阿三 姜翔 姜翔 荆轲 姜展姜展 西门吹雪 变态男 胡准胡准 旁白 秦始皇 袁将袁将 友情出演友情出演 美女 黄函 黄函 卫兵甲 秦建金 秦建金 卫兵乙 秦军 秦军 旁白 Aside 介绍 Introduction Long long ago there was a crazy country in this crazy country there were some crazy people trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing Yingzheng But finally he failed Do you want to know what happened at that time Okay next show will tell you the truth Action I Conspire 密谋密谋 太子丹 上 掏出镜子梳头 做自恋状 Mirror mirror tell me who is the most pretty man in the world 画外音 It s you Prince Dan 太子丹高兴状 Thank u mirror 面对观众 I m Prince Dan the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth I am so scared So what can I do 向幕里大叫 Where is my minister 阿三 毕恭毕敬 Honey I am coming 太子丹 I ve told you again and again that you should call me my most beautiful graceful handsome charming cute smart and dearest Prince Dan 阿三 Sure honey I have a good idea We can find a hero to kill YingZheng 作杀状 太子丹 Oh yeah What is the most expensive commodity in this century 二十一世纪最需要的是什么 人才 阿三 Talent 太子丹 Good idea But who is the right candidate 阿三 After screening I have two promising persons on hand One is Mr Ximenchuixue and the other one is Mr JingKe Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world 太子 Well show me the winner as soon as possible OK 阿三 OK Action II tournament 比武比武 旁白 Now the competition of being the NO1 killer of the world is beginning 运动员进场音乐响起 荆轲上场 十面埋伏 中刘德华 金成武决斗时的音乐 荆轲听到一声琵琶声害怕一下接着西门吹雪上场 西门吹雪 Today I came here for the fighting ti s said that someone want to challenge my position in the killer world who is the unwanted life guy Stand out 荆轲 抖嗦而上 站在一边 不敢出大气 荆轲 带剑冲向西门吹雪 半途停住 Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue 西门吹雪 Just come on 荆轲 又冲 停在西门吹雪面前 Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story 西门吹雪 不耐烦 what a boring man How dare you ask me such a stupid question 荆轲 环视四周见无一人 便跪在西门吹雪面前 大哭 My hero I admire you just like the yellow river never endless I have eighty year old mother up three year old boy down Please don t kill me Give me the life please 西门吹雪 大怒 I thought Jingke is a hero But you beg for life How can I forgive you Give me your life 举剑刺向荆轲 忽然 捂住自己 的肚子 自语 Maybe I ate too much this morning Maybe there is something wrong with the rice 抬头 where is the toilet 荆轲 T o i l e t 西门吹雪 WC 荆轲 W C 西门吹雪 急 茅厕 Are you happy to hear such rude words 荆轲 I know I know Turn left left and left 西门吹雪下 旁白 Because of the abstention of Ximenchuixue so the winner is Jingke 荆轲双拳高举 大笑 拳皇中八神庵笑声音乐响起 太子丹上 抱拳 How are you 荆柯 Fine thank you and you 太子丹 Oh my God Could you give me an innovative answer to How are you 荆柯 Sure 太子丹 How are you 荆柯 Fine thank you and your wife 太子丹晕倒 荆柯 Hey man I m kidding 太子丹 Oh I m kidding too 毕恭毕敬 May I have your name card please 荆轲从兜里掏 出一卷纸 上面写着 To be or not to be that s a question 阿三 Hero we need your help 荆柯 I am busy now 太子丹 You can get a lot of money 荆柯 I am very busy now 阿三 IC ID IQ card 荆柯 I am very very busy now 一美女上场 阿三 手指上场的美女 激动状 Look She is the most beautiful girl in the world If you say O K she is yours 荆柯 流口水 I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl but it s not my dish 一变态男飘过 向荆轲抛媚眼 荆轲垂涎三尺 显激动万分并饥 渴状 太子丹与阿三对视而奸笑并拦下变态男 太子丹 I m the king of the country so you must follow may order 变态男 崇拜发骚状 点头 阿三拉过变态男交到荆轲手中 荆轲 变态男喜不自禁相互调情 阿三 You love him Speak up if you love him Why do you keep silent Why are you looking at me Although your eyes are full of sincerity I m very happy you still have to speak up Take him away Do you really love Really 荆柯 诚恳状 握住阿三的双手 Just tell me what should I do I will do everything for you 太子丹与阿三 撞胯 击掌 Yeah Action Separate 惜别 惜别 大话西游 主题曲响起 荆珂挽着变态男 太子丹 阿三在后 阿三 Hero we have already reached Yishui River 荆珂 Just stop here please Farewell my friends 太子丹 I will miss you baby 太子丹 阿三下 停顿 泰坦尼克号 主题曲起 荆轲与变态男 做 Jack 和 rose 在船头的经典造型 荆珂 欲走还留 执子之手又曰 Sweetheart You must do me this honor promise me you will survive that you will never give up no matter what happens no matter how hopeless promise me now and never let go of that promise 泰坦尼克号沉船时 Jack 对 Rose 的倾 诉 变态男 I promise 荆轲 Never let go 变态男 I promise I will never let go honey I ll never let go 变态男努力挤出几滴眼泪 荆珂上船 渐渐远去 变态男 It s a good day to die Never come back Never Never 变态男 掏出手机拨号 阿三接手机 Thank you very much As soon as I get the life assurance 1000 000 I will transfer half of it 500 000 to your account 阿三 Okay okay Action Assassinate 刺杀 刺杀 秦始皇宫殿 秦始皇 Let jingke come in 荆轲拿上地图与人头上 秦始皇 Show your sincerity to me 荆轲将地图打开凶器现 荆轲拿起凶器准备杀秦始皇 被一旁的卫 兵甲射杀 秦始皇 蔑视荆轲尸体 Wanting to killing me Heng I m Qinshihuang 爱情公寓关谷口音 大笑 拳皇八神庵笑声起 片刻后 秦始皇 Take them to feed the dogs 卫兵甲将樊于期人头与荆轲尸体扔出 卫兵甲 Look my dear master it s the things I found in his pocket 秦始皇 Yeah Show it to me 卫兵拿出一个袋子 打开 里面是一双很久未洗的袜子 秦始皇大怒 Oh my god Where are my army 卫兵乙出 两卫兵 Yes