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精品文档 1欢迎下载 HELEN Time for school HELEN Stop daydreaming You ll be late for school Sometimes I have dreams MIA Hey Louie Come on I picture myself flyin It s time to go to school Through the clouds High in the sky Conquering the world With my magic piano Never being scared But then I realize I m Supergirl And I m here to save the world But I wanna know Who s gonna save me HELEN Are you feeling confident MIA Not really Now just remember when you make your speech don t look at the people Pick a spot on the back wall don t take your eyes off of it and speak loudly Thanks Mom Bye Mom Good luck Ooh ooh Ooh Morning Buttons MAN Be nice Buttons MIA Whoa Whoa Sorry Mr Robutusen Have a nice day ROBUTUSEN I doubt it Whoo I m Supergirl I m Supergirl What I wanna know Who s gonna save me CHEERLEADERS Hey there ho there How do you do This is Grove Lions sayin hi to you I m Lana Anna Fontana CHEERLEADERS Go Lions BO Y Josh I m Supergirl Josh What are you doing Oh he s such a show off Jeremiah off the wall please Come on You know better than that MIA Good morning Miss Gupta Morning Lilly Lilly s friend I m Supergirl Who s gonna save me You know as manager of the team I really think you should be a part of the team Oh oh Oops I m sorry I didn t see you I was thinking Somebody sat on me again Really Yeah MIA I don t know what happened I was just sitting there working on my speech It s really a dumb class LILLY Jerk and jerkette sighting MIA Hmm Soft kisses on a summer s day Laughing all our cares away And dream of What What You never saw two idiots exchange saliva before Oh Yeah They re so rude 精品文档 2欢迎下载 Good You know for a second there I thought you were going A crowd on me MIA Oh heh Negative LILLY Ready for debate MIA I m never ready for debate BO Y Go Josh JOSH So this is not a debate This is a control issue Grove controls our minds with what they teach us but you know what They re not satisfied with that I think Grove should dump the uniforms and we have casual dress all year round MR O CONNELL All right all right OK girls settle down Settle down This is a debate and after it s over I want you back in your school uniform JOSH Hey boss whatever you say Josh sit down He s the man He s my man O CONNELL OK Josh Later OK Down down boy You made your point OK so now we ve all heard from Josh Bryant for the affirmative I love that sound What s my point again You like our uniforms They re equalizers O CONNELL Now we ll hear the rebuttal from Mia Thermopolis who will present the negative argument against our proposition GIRL Come on Mia BO Y Whoo hoo Um I th think um FONTANA What a frizz ball ANNA Look at her hair O CONNELL Shh Um BO Y We re waiting SECOND BO Y Say something You see um I See casual casual uh GIRL Are you OK ANNA She s gonna barf SECOND GIRL Oh God She s gonna hurl THIRD GIRL Cover the tuba O CONNELL OK OK Everybody settle down Learn how to fly Gotta move on From what s breaking your heart MANAGER Mia Finish up with Mrs Taubman and then you can take a break Another huge tip from Mrs Hersh I got one from Mrs Taubman We re doing all right today Mr Walsh s ropes are twisted VIVIAN Mr Walsh stop twisting You ll strangle yourself Hi Mom You threw up huh And you ran away MIA I m trying to forget about it Can I have some shoes and chalk please 精品文档 3欢迎下载 Anyway I ll go talk to your debate teacher What s his name Mr O Connell And straighten it all out Mom I am never going to be a good public speaker Just call him and tell him I want to be a mime I can do that Here you go Oh your grandmother called What The live one Who lives in Genovia Clarisse Oh Wow This is the first time she s ever contacted us What d she want She s in town She wants to have tea Tea She came all the way from Europe to have tea I think I m gonna climb a little bit MANAGER Rocks Around the Clock MIA Isn t this the grandmother who made you get a divorce Well she didn t approve of me but Phillipe and I made the decision to divorce on our own Why should I go see this snobby lady who ignores us Mia she s your father s mother Just go see her tomorrow Please Tension She said your father hoped that you two would meet someday All right I ll go BO Y Whoo All right I win Band practice is over I have a music class here Out Let s have the third group try Catch a Falling Charles you want to be in the front Thanks No problem Michael Are you sure you can t help me with my Spotted Owl petition today I m meeting my grandmother after school Oh right Catch a falling star And put it in your pocket Never let it fade away Catch a falling star And put it in your pocket Save it for a rainy day For love may come and Tap you on the shoulder Some starless night SPEAKER School tours are on Saturday young lady I m here for a meeting with my grandmother Name Clarisse Renaldi Oh Please come to the front door Thank you very much SPEAKER Get off the grass Welcome Miss Thermopolis We ve been expecting you MIA Oh be careful Please don t crush my soy nuts Your soy nuts are safe OK Right this way Please make yourself comfortable WOMAN For their daughter Marissa 精品文档 4欢迎下载 She s allergic to peanuts And we need new pillows for the prime minister s wife She s allergic to goose feathers Hello Amelia I m Charlotte from the Genovian attache corps Hi It s nice to meet you Um where am I CHARLO TTE The Genovian Consulate MIA You ve got pears in your flowers Genovian pears We re famous for them Now if you ll sit down she ll be with you in a moment No I don t need a moment I m here Amelia I m so glad you could come MIA Hi You ve got a great place Thank you Well let me look at you You look so young Thank you And you look so clean Charlotte would you check on tea in the garden Please sit So my mom said you wanted to talk to me about something Shoot Oh before I shoot I have something I want to give you Here Oh um thank you Wow CLARISSE It s the Genovian crest It was mine when I was young And that was my great grandmother s Heh I ll keep this safe I will take good care of it Now what did you want to tell me CLARISSE Something that I think will have a very big impact upon your life I already had braces No it s bigger than orthodontia The tea is served ma am Amelia have you ever heard of Eduard Christoff Phillipe Gerard Renaldi No He was the crown prince of Genovia Hmm What about him Eduard Christoff Phillipe Gerard Renaldi was your father Yeah sure My father was the prince of Genovia Uh huh You re joking Why would I joke about something like that No Because if he s really a prince then I Exactly You re not just Amelia Thermopolis You are Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi Princess of Genovia Me A princess Shut up I beg your pardon Shut up Your Majesty in America it doesn t always mean Be quiet Here it could mean Wow Gee 精品文档 5欢迎下载 whiz Golly Oh I understand Thank you Nevertheless you are the princess And I am Queen Clarisse Renaldi Why would you pick me to be your princess Since your father died you are the natural heir to the throne of Genovia That s our law I m royal by marriage You are royal by blood You can rule Rule Oh no Oh no No no no Now you have really got the wrong girl I never lead anybody not at Brownies not at Camp Fire Girls Queen Clarisse my expectation in life is to be invisible and I m good at it Amelia I had other expectations also In my wildest dreams I never expected this to happen But you are the legal heir the only heir to the Genovian throne and we will accept the challenge of helping you become the princess that you are Oh I can give you books You will study languages history art political science I can teach you to walk talk sit stand eat dress like a princess And given time I think you ll find the palace in Genovia a very pleasant place to live Live in Genovia It s a wonderful country Whoa whoa Just Rewind and freeze I m no princess I m still waiting for normal body parts to arrive I refuse to move to and rule a country and Do you want another reason I don t want to be a princess Oh Amelia Amelia Amelia come back here CLARISSE Ohh Well that went well didn t it Perhaps she needs more time Will you help me Miss Thermopolis I m the head of your security and you want me to be a chauffeur and baby sitter For the time being The child needs protection MIA For 15 years you couldn t find a spare minute to tell me that my father is a royal I thought I was doing the right thing The right thing for who Mom For all of us I mean if we secretly divorced he would be able to find a woman who would stay by his side and produce heirs and I would be free to live my life with you 精品文档 6欢迎下载 I mean please We met in college I was young I wanted to paint Can you see me walking one step behind someone for the rest of my life With rules and regulations and the waving and the bowing and the scraping I was scared MIA Living with a mother who lied to me for 15 years scares me Where are you going To straighten up the royal bedchamber HELEN After the divorce we all discussed it Your father and your grandmother both agreed to keep that distance so you would have a chance of a normal childhood free of emotional complications We were going to tell you when you were 18 years old but when your father died things changed Mia We wanted to protect you You know what I don t feel protected You try living for 15 years thinking that you re one person and then in five minutes you find out that you re a princess Just in case I m not enough of a freak already let s add a tiara Well drink your soup I m not really hungry Fine Good night sweetheart Fat Louie You are so lucky you don t know who your parents are I ve never ridden in a limo he admitted bitterly to himself as he crossed to the open window and looked out at the bay the fog looming like his pathetic life before him I can t believe I won an Emmy I have this favorite photo of Phillipe We had so much fun when we were in college He was so full of joie de vivre always laughing and smiling CLARISSE I remember Helen if Amelia refuses to accept the throne then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it So the future of your country is in the hands of my 15 year old Here it is Oh CLARISSE Phillipe was ready to be king Then the terrible accident Even though it didn t work out between us I loved your son very much Thank you Well as always 精品文档 7欢迎下载 this is as good as it s gonna get Hmm I can t wait until she s 18 Oh this is a nightmare I m going back to bed Mia the three of us have to talk Oh OK Is there something else about me and my life I might want to know about Are you two waiting to take me on a talk show to tell me I have a twin sister who s a duchess You have a cousin who s a contessa Fondly known as Bartholomew Actually we call him Pookie Yesterday did not go well Will you just listen to your grandmother Amelia in a matter of weeks we have an annual ball I was I am hoping that I may present you to the press and the public on that occasion However you desperately need some instruction I speak for the entire Genovian parliament and the royal family And I speak for this family Excuse me I don t have a family with either one of you because you ignored me for 15 years and you lied to me Families don t do stuff like that OK Where is she going The tower Mia you can t run from everything She has a tower HELEN Please Just come down from there MIA Most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday not a country Just make yourself comfortable HELEN This is getting us nowhere Talk to me I can t talk to you right now I m late for a meeting with my guidance counselor I m late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal HELEN I have a thought Mia promises to attend princess lessons until your ball Well it s not my ball It s Genovia s annual Independence Day ball I m sorry Mia promises neither to accept nor reject your offer to be royal until this grand ball and then she makes her decision Now can you both live with that It seems I have no option If I have to But I want not one word of this until that evening Is that understood Duh CLARISSE The press would have a field day Well Let s not keep Spain and 精品文档 8欢迎下载 Portugal waiting I ll be 16 this year and my mom traded two paintings for a 1966 Mustang You do know what a Mustang is right I raise mustangs That is not a sensible car for a princess It isn t sensible for anyone It doesn t run I suppose I could donate something to this vehicle MIA Good morning Mr Robutusen CLARISSE Who is this gentleman MIA Oh he s my neighbor but you wouldn t want to meet him He doesn t have very nice manners Good morning There s someone I want you to meet OK Whoa You have two limousines One is yours You raise limousines too No Amelia this is Joseph Hi Nice to meet you The elegant European woman didn t stay for tea Thanks But the promise of tomorrow hung in the air MIA Ooh Uh Princess Princess may I point out that no matter how many times you push it it will go up and down the same way MIA Joseph can we eighty six the flags Please No The flags allow me to park anywhere We keep the flags Sorry Joseph You can call me Joe Joey Heh heh heh heh No Joe Did I miss something Are we going to a wedding Uh no School No this is the surprise ride MIA This is Joe Joe Lilly Lilly Joe LILLY Hi it s nice to meet you You know you look like Shaft Yes Excuse me You want a ride right Yeah totally Hey I got it Of course OK Oh my word JOE Please fasten your seat belts ladies LILLY Is your mother dating an undertaker Uh no This long Iost grandmother showed up and she wants me to use it And L I don t know I guess she s just trying to be nice to get me to like her LILLY Oh MIA Hey Joe Can you please park a block away from school I don t want to cause a riot with this hearse This is a non riot hearse 精品文档 9欢迎下载 And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the back seat CHEERLEADERS Hey there ho there How do you do This is Grove Lions sayin hi to you Go Lions Rowr P A This is a reminder Virtual homework may not be submitted for actual credit FONTANA Tell me Mia Is it true about your speech Are you really speaking at the Bulimic Convention So you can speak and barf at the same time MS HARBULA Good Good glove Michael Way to go I ll let this one go Mia Try catching Are you sure It s slow pitch Don t worry about it MIA Oh Now get it and throw it back to the pitcher OK Come on I am so sorry Mm I m really Mm I didn t mean to Mm Can I help you Ice Get me ice LILLY I m on the verge of becoming a nutcase and my parents think I need an attitude adjustment MIA Whoa whoa whoa LILLY Sorry Yeah so my dad wants to take me to dinner tonight just the two of us We ran out of things to talk about when I was 8 MIA At least your dad s still alive LILLY Hey I thought you d gotten over that It s been two months MIA I know I know But after all he was my dad Biologically yes but you never met the man Just a nice card and gift on your birthday for 15 years Be fair They were beautiful presents Remember that Faberge merry go round he sent me That was nice And he paid for my school tuition I guess so Lilly I gotta run I gotta see your brother about my baby LILLY OK but let s take the limo tomorrow These hills are killing me MIA You got it He fixes cars he plays guitar and he can sing He is so hot He is wicked sweet DOC Hello Talk loud I got a band rehearsing MICHAEL You ve been listening to the sounds of Flypaper 精品文档 10欢迎下载 We re flying away now DOC All right stop yelling They re finished Hey that s It s sounding really good You know Ned is really wailing Hello Mia Hey Doc So what s the diagnosis for my baby Four hundred dollars DOC Yeah I know It costs to be cool huh MIA This is not my day I ll do some labor free MIA Thanks but I ll talk to my grandma about it It ll be great I ll see you guys later I gotta be somewhere Ooh I ll do some labor free Heh You sweet on her She s my sister s best friend Yeah that s the hardest place to be Between friend and friendlier huh I m tryin to find a way I m tryin to find a ride Your Majesty the diplomatic pouch has arrived and she s here CLARISSE Send her in CHARLO TTE Yes ma am CHARLO TTE I need more roses red white mauve Mauve Miss Amelia welcome Hi Straight ahead to your left Her Majesty is ready for you in the library CLARISSE Charlotte take notes will you Amelia circle slowly so I can evaluate the work to be done Amelia Does your bad posture affect your hearing Turn Oh sorry No no no Slowly turn Slowly Thank you Well carriage obviously Hairstyle Complexion Stop Eyes lovely but hidden beneath bushman eyebrows The neck is seemly Ears like her father Really They are Oh my Who has nails like these Everybody Tomorrow I would like to see clean fingers And you will wear stockings Not tights not socks And I never want to see those shoes again When walking in a crowd one is under scrutiny all the time So we don t shlump like this We drop the shoulders we think tall we tuck under and transfer the weight from one foot to No Princesses never cross their legs in public Why don t you just tuck one ankle behind the other and place the hands gracefully on the knees Aah 精品文档 11欢迎下载 Charlotte I think it s time for tea MIA Tell me how does my mother or really any person for that matter go into a parent teacher conference and come out with a date Mia Mr O Connell is not married he s not living with anyone plus he s not pierced tattooed or hair plugged Do you realize how rare that is south of Market Street Did it ever occur to you that if you dated one of my teachers it would give the other kids license to mock me for the rest of my life No you re right I didn t and I m sorry It s just that Patrick Mr O Connell is such a nice man He s a real gentleman and I haven t met one of those in a long long time OK It s it s fine I just can t do anything right anymore can I BO YS Come on Go for it Come on get her In your face Aah aah aah HARBULA Come on come on Just block one Mia I can t do this I m a girl What am I a duck No I mean You re an athletic girl I am a synchronized swimming yoga doing horseback riding wall climbing type girl My 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