《非诚勿扰2》经典台词：离婚典礼.doc

非诚勿扰2经典台词：离婚典礼秦奋：我宣布芒果女士和李香山先生的离婚典礼现在开始。Qinfen: I proudly announce Ms. Mango and Mr. Li Xiangshans divorce ceremony begins now.秦奋：请二位旧人入场。Qinfen: Please give a big hand for the lovers-that-used-to-be.秦奋：停。Qinfen: Please stop.秦奋：今天我们在一起见证我们的共同的好朋友-芒果和香山结束他们维持5年的婚姻，从夫妻变回熟人。Qinfen: Today we gather to witness our mutual friends-Mango and Xiangshan to end their 5 years marriage and turn from husband and wife to friends.秦奋：请你们对钱发誓，以下你们做出的承诺是诚实可信，深思熟虑，义无返顾的。Qinfen: Please swear on this money that what you are going to say is completely honest, everything was carefully thought through.秦奋：芒果，你诚实的回答我，把手放上，从今往后，不论香山多么富有，多么健康，多么爱你，你都不愿意和他在一起吗？Qinfen: Mango, please answer me honestly, place your hand on, from now on, it doesnt matter how rich, how healthy or how much Xiangshan loves you, you still wouldnt be with him?芒果：不愿意。Mango: Nope.秦奋：香山，你诚实的回答我，从今往后，不论芒果多么漂亮，多么动人，多么爱你，你都不愿意和他在一起吗？Qinfen: Xiangshan, please answer me honestly, from now on, it doesnt matter how beautiful, how charming or how much Mango loves you, you still wouldnt be with her?香山：不愿意。Xiangshan: Nope.秦奋：下面请二位互相交回戒指。Qinfen: Please return your rings.秦奋：我替你们挖抗埋了。Qinfen: Ill bury them for you.秦奋：要最后一吻吗？Qinfen: One last kiss?亲友：要!Relatives & Friends: Yeah!芒果：不必了吧。Mango: I dont think thats necessary.香山：那就不必了。Xiangshan: Fine then.秦奋：他们说不必了。Qinfen: They dont see the point of that.秦奋：下面剪喜字。Qinfen: Now cut the character of happiness.秦奋：那就像熟人一样握个手吧。Qinfen: Please shake hands like friends.秦奋：再像熟人一样拥个抱吧。Qinfen: Now hug like friends.秦奋：离了也是好朋友。Qinfen: Divorced but still good friends.秦奋：散买卖，不散交情。Qinfen: No longer in love business, but still open for friendship.秦奋：二位倒香槟。Qinfen: Please pour the champagne.秦奋：不过啦。Qinfen: Its over.Notes:give a big hand: 掌声欢迎，喝彩；注意如果少了big写作give a hand，意思则变为提供帮助。