冰河世纪3 台词.docx

冰河世纪3英语对白2009-11-04 21:06Youll never findAs long as you liveSome one who loves youTender like I doYoull never finYoull never findItll take the end of whole timeIts happening!Wait up guys!- Its coming, its coming. - Watch it!Im having a baby!- Code-blue! Code-blue! - Or a pink, if its a girl.Having a baby, having a baby. Im coming! Ellie!We got it!Ellie! Ellie! Where are you? Where am I?Manny? I told you, it was just a kick.Oh! Right, right. Ooh, Woww.You really gave daddy a scare. Dad got sillyDaddy fell down a cliff and got BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.Ha, silly daddy. Yeah.Sorry, folks. False alarm. It was just a kick.- Do you know who I like to kick? - Thats the third false alarm this week!Alright, shows over. Break it up, break it up.- Ah, I see someone else has a buddy in the oven? - I am not pregnant!Its too bad, you could make a wonderful mother.Manny I know you are excited, I am too.But you get a little carried away.Okay, Okay. Oh boy, Im starting to sound like Diego.Wait a second. Where is Diego?My hooves are burning baby, they are burning!Look at this, I got a tip-toe! I got a tip-toe! Eat my dust, dingo!- Now? Get out now? - Easy. Dont freak out the baby.The baby is fine. Its the freaked-out daddy Im worried about.Ahh ahh! No peeking.A playground for the junior.It is amazing.- Manny. - I made it myself. Our family.Why are I up there?You can be on ours. You fit right in.Thanks!Of course, it is still in working progress. A few reforges. Here and there.I dont believe it, you try to baby proof nature.Baby proof nature? Get out of here!Thats ridiculous.Manny, this is the world our babys gonna grow up in,You cant change that.Of course I can, I am the biggest thing on earth.Okay, big daddy,I cant wait to see how you handle the teen years.Come on, Sid. I do not want you touch anything. This place is for kids.Are you a kid?Dont answer that.Diego! There you are. You missed the big surprise.- Oh, right. Ill check it out later. - Okay, see ya.You know, I think theres something bothering Diego.No, Im sure everything is fine.- You should talk to him. - Guys dont talk to guys about guy problems.- We just punch each other on the shoulders. - Thats stupid!To a girl. To a guy, thats like six months of therapy.Okay, okay, Im going.- Why did you do that? - I dont know.So listen, Ellie thinks some bothered you. And I told her.Yeah actually, Ive been thinking that soon it might be time for me to head out.Okay, so Ill just tell her that you are fine. It was nothing.Look, who are you kidding, Manny? I am losing my etch.Im not really built for shap-rolling play dates.What are you talking about?Having a family, thats huge!And Im happy for you, but thats your adventure, not mine.So you dont want to be around my kid?No no no, youre taking this the wrong way.You go! Go and find some adventure! Mr. Adventure guy!Dont let my boring domestic life hit you in the butt on the way out.Isnt Ellie supposed to be the moment the Hormone imbalanced?Manny wait! No one has to leave.- So? - Thats why guys dont talk to guys.- Why? What happened? - Diegos leaving.This should be the best time of our lives! We are having a baby!No, Sid, they are having a baby.Yeah. But we are a herd, a family.Look, things have changed. Manny has other priorities now.Face it, Sid. We had a great run,But now its time to move on.- So its just the two of us. - No, Sid.Its not the two of us.Crash and Eddie are coming with us?Just Crash? Just Eddie?Goodbye, Sid.Okay, calm down, calm down. Im good at making friends.Ill make my own herd. Thats what Ill do!Hey! Mis amigos! Que os pasa?Well, at least, youve still got your looks.Oh great!Anybody here? Anyone?Oh, poor guys. I know what is like to feel abandoned.Dont worry, you are not alone anymore.There you go.Stay here, stay here! You, you take care of your brother now.Mommys gonna be right back.Mama is coming, baby!Gotcha.What did I just tell you kids?Thank you, thank you, thank you!Bad egg! A heart attack you almost gave me.Im sorry, darling. Its just I love you so much.Now I want you to meet your Uncle Manny and Aunt Ellie.Id like to present-Eggbert, Chelly and Joko.Sid! Whatever you are doing its a bad idea.Shh! My kidsll hear you.They are not your kids, Sid! Take them back.- You are not meant to be a parent. - Why not?First sign, stealing some one elses eggs.Second sign, one of them almost became an omelet.Sid, someones probably worried sick looking for them.No, they were underground, in ice.If it wasnt for me they would be the egg-icicles.Sid, I know what you are going through.Youre gonna have a family too someday.Youre gonna meet a nice girl, with low standards, no real options,Or sense of smell.What Manny means to say is.Oh I get it! Ill take them back!You have your family and Im better off alone.By my self. A fortress of solitude.In the ice, for ever!Alone, lonely, loner.- Thats a lot of loners. - Precisely!Sid! Wait!No no, its okay, hell bounce back.Its one of the advantages of being Sid.Why should I take you back. I love kids!I am responsible, loving, nurturing. What do you think?I knew you would agree.Dont cry! Dont cry! I will find a dry place.Let me just dry you off.I dont know, being a parent is a lot of work.Maybe Im not ready.Mama! Mama. Mama.I am a mommy!Where is mommy?Here I am!There you go, nice sweetie face.I got it! I got it!Hey! No biting!Im sorry, its okay. Dont cry. Why you still crying?Are you hungry? Maybe youre hungry. I know just the thing!Remain this animal. I am this animalI am your new baby and this is my milkI thought you were a female!Im sorry but you cant go in! Manny says its just for kids!Wait a minute . You are kids!Just dont break anything!The sloth says the playground is open!No wait! Not for everyone!Do not touch that!- What are they? - Who cares? They are fun!Play nice!Mommy, she is not sharing!Arent you going to do something?Why? My kid got it first.- Did not! - Did too!Liar liar, fur on fire!What is the matter with you?I am a single mother with three kids, I could use a little compassionNo! No! No! Stop!- Ronald! - Thats a shitty.Stop!Hold on, Little Johnny!Im trying!You know, experts say that you should let your kids eat whatever they want.- Do you think my ankles look fat? - Ankles? What ankles?Ronald, where did you come from?Oh, no.Okay, come on. Spit him out! If you do not spit out little Johnny,We will leave the playground this instant. One. Two . Dont make me say three.- There we are, a picture of health. - That is not little Johnny.- Better than nothing. - Madison!Come on, barf him out!- Sid! - Hey, Manny.Little Johnny!No, Wait . No!Oh, Im really sorry.- This place is totaled. - And we didnt rack it.We are losing our touch, bro.The important thing is that no one got hurt. Except that guy.And those three . And her.I told you to take them back, and you kept them.- Now look what theyve done. - Ok, granted we have some discipline issuesEating kids is not a disipline issue.But he spit them out.Wow, thats super. Lets give him a gold star.Kick them away. They dont belong here, Sid.Whatever they are, wherever you found them, take them back.Manny, I am not geting rid of my kids!Earthquake!Its okay, its okay, mamas here!Do earthquakes shriek?I thought those guys were extinct.Well then that is one angry fossil. Sid!Come on, inSide, inSide!Nobody move a muscle.No, no, no. Dont, dont cry, dont cry.We are poor little lambs who are lost in our way. Baa baa.Sid, leave them to her, she is their mother.How do I know shes their mother?What did you want, a birth certificate? Shes a dinosaur.But I put into the blood, sweat and tears to raised themFor a day! Give them back you lunatic!Look, these are my kids!And youll have to go through me to get them.- Sid! - Help!Help!- Run! - Dont have you anything better to do?- Help! - Sid?Sid must be down there.- Well, he is dead! -Real shame.- He will be missed. - No, no, no, not so fast.Hey, elile! Heres where I draw the line.You, Crash and Eddie back to the village.Yeah, thats gonna happen.Elile, you saw that thing. This is going to be dangerous.Talk to the trunk.Oh, great. After we saved Sid, Im gonna kill him.- Ladies first. - Bitch before beaty.- No pain, no gain. - What pain?Sid?Oh, no. No, no. Not good. Not good.Elile, Ellie, wait up!Ok, look. If you feel anything, even it is nothing,You gonna tell me and we are out of here.We need a code word. Something that says the babys coming.How about ahhh, the babys coming? Hows that?En, too long. We need something short and punches. Like.peaches.- Peaches? - I love peaches. They are sweet, round and fuzzy.- Just like you. - you think Im round?Round is good. Round is foxy!Stay close.Are you guys having the same dream I am?Weve been living above an entire world.And we didnt even know it.Run! Hurry!Diego, what are you doing here?Looking for Sid, the same as you.Wow, arent you noble.This is not the time, guys. We need all the help we can get!Never mind.Here, boy. Here. Come on!Are you nuts? We are not getting on that thing!Its either this dinosaur or that one!Pregnant lady wants to live. Yamadamado!Dont you never yamadamado that again!- I feel so . Puny. - How do you think I feel?Take cover!Dude, you are awesome, man! You are like the brother I never had.Me, too.Can we keep him?Buck. The name is Buck. Short for Buck-Meister.Long for Ba.A little dull.2.What are you doing here?Our friend is taken by a dinosaur.Well, he is dead. Welcome to my world, go home.- Off you pop. - Not without Sid.Elile, wait. Maybe the strenger? has a point.Manny, we came this far,- We gonna find him. - I got tracks.Let s go.If you go in there, you will find your friend.In the afterlife.How do you know. You great wisely weaselly one?Mommy dinosaurs carrying three babiesAnd some floppy green thing.We are friends with the floppy green thing.You got all that from tracks?No, not really. I saw her come through earlier. Shes heading for Lava Falls.Thats where they care for the newborns.To get there you got to go through the jungle of misery.Across the chasm of death.To the platess of wow.Good luck with the slow-descended ? We gonna go now?You think this is some sort of trouble you can get away?You cant protect your mate, mate.What are you going to do with these flimsy tusks,When youre running to the beast.I call him Rudy.Good, I was worried if theres someting intimidating,Like a.Sheldon, or Tim.Wait. You mean theresSomething bigger then mommy dinosaur?Eye?- Aye aye, hes the one who gave me this. - He gave you that patch?- For free? Thats so cool. - Maybe he will give us one, too.Welcome to my world.Abandon all hope he who enters there!Alright! We get it. Do men despair. Yada yada yada.Sounds like a jungle of misery to me.- Hold on. - Why? Whats wrong? Peaches?What? No. Its just. I got a funny feeling.You are hungry. Low blood sugar- Look, there is some fruit. - No, Manny.I would not do that if I were you.305This isnt exactly your playground.Like Im really going to be afraid of a pretty flower.- Bet you didnt see that coming, huh? - Manny?For the record, I blame you for this.Stop eating our friends, plant!Thats it, Im tearing it up from the roots.Do that, and itll claim shut for ever.What?All right. Pregz dont get your truck into the knot.Ill get them out before theyre digested.Digested?They will be nothing but bones in 3 minutes.- Maybe 5 for the fat one. - Im not fat.I feel tingly.Dont say that when youre pressed up against me.-Not that kind of tingly. -I can feel it too.- Help, someone help us! - Hurry!It is time to get. Buck-wild.Who is fat now?No!- Tourists. - Poped on by a plant. Awesome!- Say something. - Thanks for saving us.Look, will you help us find the floppy green thing?- Thats not necessary! - Yes, it is.All right. Ill help ya. But Ive got rules.Rule No.1, always listen to buck.Rule No.2, stay in the middle of the trail. Rule No.3.If you have the gas, cover the back of the pack.- Come on! Men. - We should all have our heads examined.Thats rule No.4. Now lets go find your friend.Its okay, dont worry. We are gonna be fine.Except this swing is a little nausea.She put us down .No! I am too young to be eaten.Wow, nice nose hairs. And I will tell that to everyone.Listen, its complicated. Maybe we can work something out.I can take them on Sundays to Tuesdays?Wednesdays to Friday? We can chang.!Its okay. Mama is okay.If you eat me, it will send bad message.Score one for the sloth.And their scores are all tied-up.- Do you think the beast will find Sid? - Or more importantly, us?Rudy? Are you joking?He is relentless. He knows all,Sees all and eats all.So thats a yes.Get off my lawn. Go on. Shoo!I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar,You know, before he came out.So youre just living down here by your wits all on your own,No responsibilities.Oh I am, is it incredible,No dependents, no limits,Its the greatest life a single guy could have.Hear that? This is my cando place.Hello? No, I cant talk right now.Im trying to recover a dead slothTheyre following me. I know!They think Im crazy.We will go into the Chasm of Death.Im gonna lose ya. I love you too.All right, goodbye, goodbye. Okay, follow me!Thats you in three weeks.So why they call him the chasm of death?We try big smelly crackBut well just everybody giggle.Well now what?Madam.She is not doing that.Rule number one?Come on, mammoth. You are supposed to have a good memory.Always listen to Buck.Eyes forward. Back staight and yesWe are in the toxin filth and youll probably die.Toxin filth?Just another day in paradise.Wait!Geronimo!Ellie, are you okay?You have to try thisAlright then, pile on everyone. It couldnt be easier.Dont panic! Just some mal-technical difficulties.Keep holding it in, boys.I cant take anymore.You breathe it and now I am breathing it.- We are not dead. - You are so ridiculous.Me? You said here you.All right. One, two .- Christmas, Christmas time is here. - Are you crazy?It is not poisoned.Its so disturbing.- Stop laughing, all of you! - Stop laughing, all of you!What is rule number one?They are just laughing, whats so bad about that?They died laughing.- Stop laughing! - Do you know whats funny?We are joined to save Sid, but now we are all gonna die.And I dont even like Sid.Who does? He is an idiot.Thanks for getting me into this mass,Its the most fun Ive had in years.Thank you, ?when you were just hurting her heart.That was totally selfish.Go back! Dont you see? We are all gonna die.Were gotta do everything.Sometimes I wet my bed.Its all right. Sometimes I wet your bed.- Im not sure how much of that you could hear? - I heard all of it.- You wet my bed? - It was gas talk, dude.ell, we get moving.rent we forgetting something?Oh Rudy, Rudy, so lonely.Okay. Here you go guys.You dont eat your vegetables? How will you become big and strong dinosaurs?No . I raised them vegetarians.It a healthier lifestyle,And look at me I have the paw of a much younger sloth.Excuse me. Im try to have a conversation here.No! Thats not for us, kids.It is too feathering,And . Fleshing, and . And alive!No, we can not eat live animals, period.Now go. Fly. Be free.Little fly-less bird.My bad. Where are you going?This is how you resolve conflicts?No wonder you are single.Oh come on. Am I talking to myself here?I say they are vegetarians, you say uh.I say we can talk about it and you say uh.- I dont call that communication. - uhhThats your answer to everything.What are you afraid of? Youre the biggest thing on earth.Arent yo