英语趣味题集锦.doc

英语趣味题集锦(2009-04-18 09:50:12) 转载标签： 教育英语文化分类： 无厘头 英语趣味题集锦1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 1.Because it makes fat fact!2.Why is the letter E so important? 2.Because its the beginning of everything!3.Why are the letter G and letter S in gloves close to each other? 3.Because there is love between them!4.What letter is an animal ? 4. Its the letter B!5.What letter is a question? 5. Its the letter Y!6.Why is U the jolliest letter? 6. Because its in the midst of fun!7.How do you feel today? 7. With my hands ,of course!8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?8. Take a longer rope and compare with it!9.Why do people wish for something they havent got?9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!10.What can you tell from Peters record card with extremely poor grades? 10. He didnt cheat!11.What does everybody do at the same time? 11. Grow old!12.What resembles half a pie? 12. The other half!13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人14.When do people have two mouth? 14. When theres two of them 有两个人时!15.Why do lions eat raw meat？ 15. They dont know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!16.How many sides does a circle have? 16. Two. The inside and the outside!17.What animal can jump as high as a tree? 17. All animals,for trees cant jump!18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? 18. Sleep at night!19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 19. At the bottom!20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 20. Wet!1. What letter is a body of water?2. What is it that found in the every center of America and Australia?3. Why is a river rich?4. Which letter is very useful to a deaf woman?5. Which runs faster, heat or cold? Why?6.下面是一道经典的英语填空题，注意，所有空格均为同一个单词：_ is greater than God._ is more evil than the Devil.The poor need _.The rich have _.If you eat _, you will die.7. What number should replace(代替)the question mark?AVIATOR=6FIXTURE=9WIZARD=1DIVERSE=?( ) 8. Whats the Chinese for “six of one and half a dozen of the other?”A. 六分之一 B. 人云亦云 C.半斤八两 D.见一面分一半( ) 9. What three letters turn a girl into a woman? A.SUN B. DAB C. EYE D.AGE( ) 10. We dont want it. Its “a white elephant.” What is it?A. 一件无用而累的东西 B.一头白象 C. 白给的东西 D. 白色陷阱( ) 11.Whats too much for two and just right for one? A. Time B. A secret C. friend D. A room( ) 12. Whats the Chinese for “talk big”? A. 吹牛 B. 说谎话 C.骂人 D.很大( ) 13. I know that from A to Z. A.从A到I B.从头到尾 C.字母表 D.距离很远( ) 14. You cant do it. You can sue to Ann for help. A. ask B. think C. find D. give( ) 15.Whats that? Thats a lily I like it very much. A. girls name B. flower C. picture D. cup1、Its a simple(简单的)sum(算术题).Can you work out which ( 哪一个)number is represented(代表)by the letter O and which is represented by the K?KK+ K_O K2、What belongs to (仅属于)you but is used more by others than yourself( 但是别人用得比较多)?3、(1) 联合国的英文缩写： (2) 中华人民共和国的英文缩写： (3) 英国的英文缩写： (4) 美国的英文缩写：31.How can you make 6 out of three 7s?32.How can you make 6 out of three 5s?33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8s?34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?KEY:1. C(sea)2. R is in the center of America and Australia3. Cause it has a lot of banks4. I(eye)5. because we can “catch cold”,so the answer is heat6. Gold(money)7. 18