功夫熊猫节选配音台词.doc

Im not scared.yet. Sound like fun. He maybe a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit in Harjin Province. But youre a lousy tipper. Really. So, how did you get out of there alive? I mean I didnt actually said that, but I thought it, in my mind. If he could read my mind he would have been like.what? Order up! You like it? This is really good. Now, come on. You should try my dads secret ingredient soup. He actually knows the secret ingredient. What are you talking about? This is amazing. Wow.you are really a good cook. I wish my mouth was bigger. Tigress, you got to try this. Hmm. It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single Gingko leaf and the energy of the universe. I guess my body doesnt know its the Dragon Warrior yet. I need lard more than dew and the universe juice. What? Oh nothing, Master Shifu. Ha.ha.ha.ha! You will never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds. and brush your teeth. What is the noise youre making? Laughter? I have never heard of it. Work hard Panda and maybe someday youll have ears like mine. Thats good. Oh.oh, yup. Ears? Its not working for you. I thought theyre pretty good. Its Shifu! Of course its Shifu. What do you think Im doing? Master Shifu. Aahh. You think this is funny! Tai Lung has escaped from prison! And you all are acting like children! What? Hes coming for the Dragon Scroll and youre the only one who can stop him. Ha.and here I am saying youve got no a sense of humour. I am gonna. step down. What? Youre serious? And I have to.aaa.not. Master Oogway will stop him. He did it before. Hell do it again. Oogway cannot! Not anymore. Haa? Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior. The Panda? Yes, the Panda! Master please, let us stop Tai Lung? This is what you train us for! No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung! It is his! Where did he go? You cannot leave! A real warrior never quit! Watch me! Come on! How am I suppose to beat Tai Lung? I cant even beat you to the stairs. You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior. Ouch! You dont believe that! Oh! You never believed that. From the first moment I got here, youve been trying to get rid of me. Yes, I was! But now I ask you to trust in your Master as I have come to trust in mine. You are not my Master. And I am not the Dragon Warrior. Then why didnt you quit? You knew I was trying to get rid of you. Yet you stayed. Ya. I stayed. I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head Or said I smelled, it hurt! But it could never hurt more than it did everyday in my life just being me. I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me, could make me not me. .it was you. The greatest Kung Fu teacher of all of China. But I can change you! I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior. And I will! Come on, Tai Lung is on his way right now. And even