高中英语短文带翻译英语幽默短文带翻译阅读

高中英语短文带翻译英语幽默短文带翻译阅读 幽默,作为快乐的源泉之一,存在于生活的方方面面。它不仅给人们带来了笑声,也给人们带来了健康和对生活的满足感。了英语幽默短文带翻译，欢迎阅读! 谁是第一个男人 a teacher said to her class：“who was the first man?” 有个老师问班上的学生：“谁是第一个男人? “george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly. 乔治华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。 “how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently. “你怎么知道乔治华盛顿是第一个男人呢?”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。 “because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.” 小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。” but at this point a larger boy held up his hand. 这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。 “well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?” “那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢?” “i dont know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasnt george washington，maam，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.” “我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治华盛顿娶了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。 A dollar per point A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying A dollar per point. The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change. 一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。 考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。” 第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。 我很高兴 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad? Please, teacher, said a small boy, Ive made someone glad yesterday. Well done. Who was that? My granny. Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad. Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, Granny, Im going home, and she said, Well, Im glad! 一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，孩子们，她说：你们当中有谁让别人高兴过? 我，老师，一个小男孩说：昨天我就使别人高兴过。 做得好，是谁呢? 我奶奶。 好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。 是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：奶奶，我要