IT狂人台词文本

【 IT狂人第一季第1期 】Hope this doesnt embarrass you Jen, but I found the best thing to do with the new employee is to size them up with a long hard stare.希望你不要感到尴尬，珍。因为我发现考量新员工最好的办法就是用眼睛紧紧地盯着他。So!So.Firstday!Yes!那么！怎样。第一天上班？没错！Scary.?Yes.Dontbescared!OhImnotreally scared.害怕吧？是.别怕！其实我也不是很怕。Youshouldbe!WellImalittlebitscared.What?Dontbe!应该怕！我确实有点小怕啦。啥？别怕！Makeupyourmind!你到底想怎样。Sohereyouare!好吧你说！Yes.Imreallylookingforwardto.Gettingtogripswiththe.其实，我很希望能.认真做好.ImgonnaputyouinI.T.BecauseyousaidonyourCVyouhadalotofexperiencewith computers.我决定把你安排在IT部门。因为你在简历里说你在电脑方面很有经验。IdidsaythatonmyCV,yes.Iputer.thing,you know.我的确在简历里提过，没错。我有着丰富的经验，关于整体的.电脑的. 事儿。Emails.sendingemails,receivingemails,deletingemails.Icouldgoon.Do!例如电子邮件.发邮件，收邮件，删邮件.除此之外我还会很多。那接着说！TheWeb.Usingmouse.mices.usingmice.Clicking.doubleclicking.thecomputerscreenof course,thekeyboard.我会上网. 点鼠标 .各种鼠标。单击.双击.当然还有显示器、键盘.Thebitthatgoesonthefloordownthere.Theharddrive?Correct.那边安在地板上的叫什么来着.硬盘吗？就是它。Aha!Well,youcertainlyseemtoknowyourstuff.啊哈！看来你对你的专业非常熟悉。Thatsettles.GotagoodfeelingaboutyouJen!Andtheyneedanewmanager.就这么定了。对你的感觉很不错啊，珍！那边正好缺个新经理。Ohfantastic!So.thepeopleIllbeworkingwith,whatretheylike?太好了！那.要跟我一起工作的同事，他们怎么样？Standardnerds!标准的书呆子！【 IT狂人第一季第2期 】HelloI.T. ?Haveyoutriedturningitoffandon again?你好，IT部。试过关机重启吗？OK,well,thebuttonontheside,isitglowing?好，边上的钮亮不亮？Yeah,youneedtoturniton!Thebutton,turnsit on? !对，你需要先按键开机！就是那个钮，按下去了吗？Yeah.You.Yeah.Youdoknowhowabutton works,dontyou?No,notonclothes!是.你.对.你知道怎么按按钮吧，不是吗？不是衣服上的纽扣！（button=按钮=纽扣）Hello,I.T. ?Yeah?Haveyoutriedforcinganunexpectedreboot?你好，IT部。是吗？你试过强制意外重启吗？No,no!Thereyougo!Nothereyougo,Ijusthearditcomeon.不不！就是那样！这回对了，我刚听见开机的声音了。Nono,thatsthemusicyouhearwhenitcomeson.不不，你听见的是开机音乐。No,thatsthemusicyouhearwhen.Imsorry,areyoufromthepast? !不，有音乐说明.抱歉，你是从古代来的吗？Seethedriverhooksafunctionbypatchingthesystemcalltable.驱动程序通过修补系统调用表调用挂钩函数。Soitsnotsafetounloadit,unlessanotherthreadsabouttojumpinthereanddoitsstuff.所以直接卸载不安全，除非让另一个进程接管。Andyoudontwanttoendupinmiddleofinvalidmemory.Hello?如果在无效内存中挂掉就悲催了。喂？Ohreally?Really,whydontyoucomedownhereandmakemethen?是嘛？那你干吗不下来跟我单挑啊？What?OhyouthinkImafraidofyou?Imnotafraidofyou!什么？你以为我怕你啊？我才不怕你呢！YoucancomedownhereanytimeandIllbewaitingforya!Thattoldher!有种你就下来，本人随时恭候！就欠这么跟她说！OhGod,itsabouttimeyougotback,itsbeenallgo.哎呀老天，你该早点回来，错过刚才的好戏了。Youhadajob?你去修电脑了？Girlonfifth.五楼那姑娘报修.Didyouandher.hititoff?你跟她. 投缘吗？DefineHititoff?投缘是什么意思？Didshecontinuetalkingtoyouonceyoudfixedhercomputer?就是修完电脑后，她还理你吗？No.AndwhileIwasworkingonit,sherestedacuponmyback.不理.而且我趴着修电脑时，她还在我背上放了个杯子。No? !Yep!Unbelievable!不是吧？你看！简直难以置信！Yeah,Imeantheyvenotrespectforusupthere,norespect!Whatsoever!Werealljust drudgenstothem没错，楼上的人对咱们太没尊重了！是不尊重！无所谓是什么词！简直当咱们是哭工！（Roy把drudge说成了drudgen）Yes!Ifthereweresuchathingasadrudgen,thatiswhatwedbetothem.没错！要是世上有哭工这个词，那我们一定是。Itsliketheyrepallywallywhentheresaproblemwiththeirprinter,butonceitsfixed.打印机坏了他们都跟你称兄道弟的，可只要你一修好.Theytossusawaylikeyesterdaysjam!他们像对隔夜的果酱那样，随手就把咱们扔到一旁！Yes!Yesterdaysjam!Thatiswhatwearetothem!对！隔夜的果酱！那就是我们在他们眼里的形象！Actuallyyouknowwhat?Thatdoesntreallyworkasathing.becauseyouknow,jamlastsfor ages.其实那比喻还是有点不准确.果酱保质期很长的。Hello,I.T. ?Haveyoutriedturningitoffandonagain?你好，IT部。试过关机重启吗？Unisextoilets?Youhaveunisextoilets,likeAllyMcBeal?无性别卫生间？你们居然有无性别卫生间，跟甜心俏佳人里一样？【 IT狂人第一季第7期 】Itmightbesomethingyousay,orsomethingyou do!那些迹象可能会是你说的话，或者干的事！Butwhenwenoticethis,andbelievemewewill noticethis,theresgoingtobealongwaydownfor you,sweetchicks!我们只要注意到这些迹象，相信我，我们一定会留意的，你就会在这儿待好长时间，小丫头！Hellrealizeinasecond.他马上就会反应过来他说错了。Icannotbelieveyouregoingtotellonme.Youre likeapairofhorribleoldwomen.真不敢相信，你们居然打算告发我。你们俩就像一对老巫婆。Whatdidshesay?她说什么？Shesaidwerelikehorribleoldwomen.她说我们像老巫婆。Shedidnt!她怎会这么说！Heyguys!Ok,gotsomethingtotellme?你们好啊，伙计们！找我有事吗？Yes,well,itslikethis.有点事。是这样的.Lookatyou!MyI.T.Team.看看你们！我的IT团队。Yeah.Teamplayerseachandeveryoneofyou.没错。你们每个人都是团队的一员。Yeah,whatshe.Theresnoroomforpeoplewhocantactinateamonmyteam!对，但她.在我这儿没有团队精神可不行！Excuseme.Hello?What? !Wellifyoucantworkasateam,youreallfired!Thatsit,youheard me,fine!Getyourthingsandgo!抱歉。喂？什么？！要是你们不能像团队一样工作，就给我走人！就是那样，你没听错，你们被解雇了！拿着你的东西走人！Hello,Security?Everyoneonfloor4isfired.Escortthemfromthepremises.Anddoitasa team!喂，保卫科吗？四楼的人都被炒了，把他们送出大楼。别忘了团队合作！Rememberyoureateam,andifyoucantactasateam,yourefiredtoo!记住你们是个团队，如果没有团队精神你们也给我走人！Dawn!Getontorecruitment.Tellthemtolookforasecurityteamthatcanworkasteam.道恩！找人事部，让他们招一组有团队精神的保安队。Theymayhavetoescortoursecurityteamfromthebuilding,fornotactinglikeateam!让他们把现在的保安队轰出去，他们没有团队精神！Team!Teamteamteamteamteam!IevenlovesayingthewordTeam.团队！团队 、团队、团队.我特喜欢说这个词。Youprobablythinkthatsapictureofmyfamily?你们可能认为这是我家的全家福？ItstheATeam.Body,Doyle,Tiger,theJewelleryMan!Allofthem!Sowhatdoyouwannatell me?其实这是顶级团队。宝迪 、道尔、 泰格、 还有个带珠宝的男人！他们都是！话说你们来找我什么事？Well,itsjustnotworkingout.哦，我们之间合不来。Hesjoking!他开玩笑呢！Butyousaid.可你刚才说.Notworkingout?合不来？Ohno!No!Wearegettingonlikeabighouseonfire!Yeah!啊没有没有！我们之间好着呢，跟老房子着火似的！没错！Myearsgettinghot!我的耳朵烫死了！No.Youknowwhat?Weshouldleavenow,becauseyouknow,youreabusymanandweve takenfartoomuchofyourtime.看来我们该走了。因为你是个大忙人，我们已经占用你很多时间了。Jencouldyoujustgetthedoorformethere?AbsolutelyRoy!珍啊，你能帮我开一下门吗？当然可以，罗伊！Sowhydidyoucomehereinthefirstplace?那你们一开始来这儿是干吗？Um.Wesetupavoiceactivationsystemonyourcomputer.Ithinkyouregonnaenjoy