(2021年整理)搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎

1、搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人-心碎搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人-心碎 编辑整理：尊敬的读者朋友们：这里是精品文档编辑中心，本文档内容是由我和我的同事精心编辑整理后发布的，发布之前我们对文中内容进行仔细校对，但是难免会有疏漏的地方，但是任然希望（搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人-心碎）的内容能够给您的工作和学习带来便利。同时也真诚的希望收到您的建议和反馈，这将是我们进步的源泉，前进的动力。本文可编辑可修改，如果觉得对您有帮助请收藏以便随时查阅，最后祝您生活愉快 业绩进步，以下为搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人-心碎的全部内容。heart broken billing：ximenchuixueyeguchenghuama

2、nloukingpanjinlian narratage/soldier n:a quiet village is covered with white snow. birds are dancing in the cold。 a man is standing in the street。 the wind is coming in silence. another mysterious man approaches 。y与x相遇y: oh , i am sorry to knock into you ！x： ha ha , never mind， boy. whats your name？

3、y： ha ha ， i wont change my name， no matter what happens. im the most famous-yegucheng。 who are you?x: i am ximenchuixue。y:ah?？ ximenchuixue?x: yes， whats wrong?y： i heard that you are the best one in chinese kongfu。x: great, you know me !y： but your wife is my first lover.x: what？?？y抱腿: oh， please，

4、 please dont kill me! let me go！x:no， i must kill you !y： i dont want to be killed。 there is an eightyyear-old mother and a threeyearold son to be looked after by me！x： noway! because we are enemies now！ you know?y突然站起冷冷的说：dont force me！x: 拔刀砍向y（y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去)x抢过牛奶: milk, very good！ i like drinking it.

5、 how do you know that?y： just drink it!x喝完牛奶： thanks, ha ha.y: do you still want to kill me?x: sure! milk is milk.y(恼怒+冷酷):very nice! i hope you wont forget what you said!?x：im sure i wont！y： i must give you a lesson！ if i dont beat you this time, youll never behave properly！32-10！x捂着肚子，蹲下：oach， oac

6、h ！y大笑：hahax可怜状： help!help！ where is the washroom？y： what ？x: toliet？y: what ?x: the “wc”？y: oh， i see。 go along this street to the end and turn left when you see a high building！ you cant miss it。x: thanks, bye bye。x与j相遇x跑过来j举牌:ladies roomj： you saw me！? you animal, monster， bullshit！ (一边拉拉锁一边说)i k

7、ill you!x: oh, no! i am sorry honey， but you are so beautiful! whats your name？j： my first name is jinlian， and my family name is pan.x: oh, panjinlian！?？ so nice name. i love you。 you have the most beautiful face, nose and little lips. would you like to marry me？j: yes， id like to。 but do you get m

8、arried? x: of course, ahnot！ what about you?j： umneither am i。 but do you have a ring to give me?x： i will get one for you。j： i love you. i will be right here waiting for you.n： then ximenchuixue go to find a ring。 let us see what happens to yegucheng at the same time.y： you see? it is really terrib

9、le for a person not being good at english.y掏出纸屑吹:this is ximenchuixue now！h: stop！protecting the environment is a basic obligation！y： who are you?h: huamanlou! have you seen ximenchuixue?y: yes， he was beaten by me and is in “wc now， hah惊讶: so, now， you are the best in the world！y： clever girl。h： yo

10、u are the one my king looking for! do you want to join us?y: yes, my pleasure.h： ok, follow me。 lets go to see my king!y： ok， lets go! my first lover in dreams.h: what？y: nothing.h:my dear king ！ let me introduce yegucheng to you! （指y）this is yegucheng。k： sit down please， yegucheng.h走到y前，婚礼进行曲起，h： y

11、egucheng! do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache ， rainstorm or aids?y： yes， i do。k： gucheng ， come closely. 给叶孤城戴上戒指(音乐停）x唱着上: only you(看到戒指) this ring will be mine！k： but who are you？ why should it belong to you？y急切: king! dear king! i must go now， my mother ask

12、s me to go back home to have dinner。x： i am ximenchuixue. yegucheng， come here！ give me the ring！!y: here you are.（灰溜溜的过去)x转身准备离开k: arrest him！x： i will kill anyone who is in my way， no matter he is a human being or a buddha.s： i am the most handsome soldier in the world。 my favorite is looking myse

13、lf in the mirror. i am here. i am here！ i am here！ you cant go, boy！?x拔刀捅个不停,s动作配合但不死x擦汗：i am too tired to kill you， but i will cut down your head。s: oh, god！ where is my head？ without a head, i will be very， very ugly。 world without being handsome, i would rather die。 ahk： ah, ximenchuixue is reall

14、y rude. you see？? the handsome soldiers brain was broken into pieces。 tell youlai building not to cook tofu brain as breakfast any more。n： then， ximenchuixue go to ladies room to meet his lover with the ring。 but actually huamanlou is ximenchuixues wife. so what will happen next?h： my dear husband,

15、where are you going?x: something important！ dont follow me.h： but the ring should be mine. (x找到了金莲， but h 也跟来了.)h： oh， shit(捂眼）。 what are you doing? you little bitch， i will kill you. nine yin bones claw?j： hahaha! my son is li gang, i fear nothing（自信).who the hell are you?h： im his wife !！?!j: you

16、have a wife? you cheated me！x: but you have a son, named li gang。 my heart is broken(扭头退场,留下背影）j: my heart is also broken(冲背影，也下场)h:（大喊)my heart is broken into pieces！(冲背影)fuck your sisters。n:at the same time， ye gucheng and the king are playing another legend story。y： 转身准备离开k: gucheng!? are you goi

17、ng to abandon me?y: i will!k： why ？ y:because im not a gay。 once， there was a sincere love available for me , but i didnt cherish。 now i regret to die！ if the god would give me another chance, i would have said to that girl “i love you” .if there must be a limit for it ， i hope it was one night。 but now ,my heart is br