Murphy's-Law(墨菲定律)

1、 “If something can go wrong, it will” Theres a widespread suspicion among the public that toast sliding off a plate or table has natural tendency to land butter side down, thus providing prima facie evidence for Murphys Law. Actually the truth behind is just gravity plus a bit of friction, nothing t

2、o do with aerodynamic effect caused by one side being bettered. Ive since expanded my investigations of Murphys Law to encompass the question of why there are so many odd socks in our drawers. Origin Murphys Law is usually thought to be named after Captain Edward Murphy, a development engineer with

3、the United States Air Force. In the 1940s and 1950s, he was working with acceleration and deceleration experiments at Edwards Air Force Base. Murphys Law most likely originated during his projects with Dr. John Paul Stapp. If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can resu

4、lt in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.（如果有两种或两种以上的选择，而其中一种将导致灾难，则必定有 人会作出这种选择。） It seems 一、任何事都没有表面看起来那么简单； Nothing looks as easy as it looks； 二、所有的事都会比你预计的时间长； Everything takes longer than planned； 三、会出错的事总会出错； Anything that can go wrong will go wrong； 四，如果你担心某种情况发生，那么它就更有可能 发生。 If you are a

5、fraid something to happen, then it is more likely to occur. Positive understanding is 一、凡事必有其因果，不要归咎于运气不好 Everything has its cause and effect, do not blame bad luck. 二、要关注细节、不放过任何小过失 Pay more attention to details, dont miss any mistake. 三、要重视心理暗示的作用 Attach great importance to the psychological effec

6、t. 四、要善于做好危机管理，防患于未然 Try the best to do the crisis management well and deal with the accident before it deals with you. Murphy Rule I If anything can go wrong, it will. In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right . something is wrong. It is impossible to make anything f

7、oolproof because fools are so ingenious. Nothing is as easy as it looks. Everything takes longer than you think. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first. Every solution breeds new problems. The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance. The chan

8、ce of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. You will always find something in the last place you look. Murphy Rule II Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. After you bought a replacement for something youve lost and se

9、arched for everywhere, youll find the original. The other line always moves faster. When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly . Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it . Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work. Th

10、e better you know the amount of ill luck that will strike you, the worse you know when this will happen. Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone. He who angers you controls you, there- fore you have no control over your anger. No matter how hard you try, you cannot push a string. Murphy

11、 Rule III Murphys Law Current Revision Any thing that can go wrong, HAS Already Gone Wrong! You just havent been notified. all good things come to those who wait. but , dont wait too long or they will pass you by. like 2 ships that pass in the night. never again to return that same exact site No deg

12、ree of acceptance can ever change the facts. Beauty is only skin deep, fashion even shallower. A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite. Dont let go of something until you have a hold of something else . It takes forever to learn the rules and once youve learned them they change

13、 again. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true. You will find an easy way to do it, after youve finished doing it The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo Window polishing: Its always on the other side Whenever you cut your f

14、inger nails, you find a need for them an hour later. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesnt have to do it himself . Two wrongs dont make a right. It usually takes three or four. If the truth is in your favor, no one will believe you . The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius

15、has its limits . Those who dont take decisions never make mistakes. Everything that could possibly go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you. The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible. Murphy Rule (Love Version) A good women/men are like parki

16、ng spots, all the good ones are taken . Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero. Money cant buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. No matter how many times youve had it, if its offered take it, because itll never be quite the same again. If it see

17、ms too good to be true, it probably is . When a mans wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she cant stand years later. Before you find your handsome prince, youve got to kiss a lot of frogs. It is

18、 better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all . A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldnt . It is better to be looked over than overlooked. Dont do it if you cant keep it up . Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another . If youre hea

19、rt is broken, sweep up the pieces. There will always be someone who will want to put it back together. Love and high-school must NEVER go together. The Key to a womans heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time. The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete d

20、amn fools over women. The man should not win the argument he started The man should not win the argument he didnt start If a man won an argument, it was just in his head . Before falling in love do take your backup, it always helps in recovery. Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure. Marriage is the gr

21、eatest leveler. If youre having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, youll always pick the wrong one. If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end. Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener. Your best friend stop being your best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you b

22、oth are attracted to her. Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along. Romance is when common sense flies out of the window . Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks co

23、nsumed . Any Why question, has no answer, and if it does, that answer is not logical. If you love a person let them go. If they dont come back they werent worth it. To get your significant other you need: time, money and energy. The sum of the three is constant. If you are short of one of them, you

24、need quite a lot of the remaining two. If you are short of two of them, you need tremendous amount of the remaining one. If you are short of all the three, no hope. Otherwise the result is always success. Beaches law: If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it

25、. Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just dont let another dogs come near it. The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine. Being told that someone doesnt want to date you because youre such a good friend, is like being told that you didnt get the job because youre overqualified. You d