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1、精品资料牛仔裤的夏天Lena: Call me crazy , but it's scientifically impossible.that apair of pants could fit me.Bridge : And me.Tibby : And me.Carmen: And me!Carmen: This is crazy!explainLena : Look, Tib, something 's happened today that I can't and you can 't explain.Tibby : OK, whatever. Just
2、let us ignore it.Carmen: We can't just ignore it!Tibby : Why?Carmen: Because it 's a sign! The pants.Tibby : Sh.be quiet.Carmen: You know what, Tibby some.Lena:(尖叫)Carmen: Sometimes you 're just much too much.Lena: Be careful.Bridge: I 'm fine, Lena.Carmen: Oh my god.Bridge: All I kn
3、ow is It makes every one of ours butts look good.That 's enoughfor me.Carmen: That 's right, Amen.Bridge : Get up there. Go on.Lena: Look, there 's more going on than Lycra.Tibby : But there 's probably Lycra.Carmen: All right, guys, are you ready for this?Carmen: In the name of the
4、Father, the son.Tibby: Here we go.Bridge: Oh Carmen, this isn't church.Carmen: You guys! But it's still a sacred place!I mean this is where our moms met, right?Anyway, look, we gather here today, to honor a giftthat has been sent tous.Tibby: So why we had to pay for them.Lena: Tibby, you are
5、 just so.Bridge: Carmen, go ahead, just finish what you have to say.Carmen: Tonight, on the eve of our separation, magic has come to us in a pair of pants.HahahahahaCarmen: And I 'm proposing that we share them equally, and that this summer they travel among us, and they 'll link us in heart
6、s and spirits, even thoughwe're far apart from eachother.Bridge: I think that tonightwe're the sisters of these“pantalones".Tibby: Sisters of the pants? .Carmen: Yes!Lena: We need rules, every sisterhood has rules.Carmen: Thank you. A manifesto.(clap)Tibby: OK.Carmen: Good point. I love
7、 it.OK. Rule number 1: um. Each sister is going to keep the pants for.Tibby: A week.Carmen: A week.Bridge: I think that Lena should be the first cause Greece is the furthest way. Ok, Tibby you next. OK,what's your rule?Tibby: I don't know.Carmen:Yes you do.Bridge: come on.Tibby: EH- No picki
8、ng your nose when wearing the pants.Carmen: Honestly,that's not.Tibby: You can casually scratch while really picking a little.Carmen: Thanks the allowance.Bridge: Good rule.whenCarmen: OK. When sending the pants, we should write a letter that details the most exciting thing that happens you'
9、re weari ng pan ts.Lena: That's goodBridge: That's goodCarmen: So most exciting thing that happens to youTibby: And what if nothing exciting happens?Carmen: Something exciting is gonna happen.Lena: It will.It has to.Tibby: No,I really doubt it.Carmen: Oh and when it happens, and we reunite.W
10、e will document iton the pantsthemselves.Bridge: Th that's goodCarmen: That's rule number six.Lena:That's rule number seven.Anyremove of the pants must be done by the wearer herself.Bridge: ahLena: yes youBridge: ahTibby, Bridge:Touche!妈: He works you know ,so he may not have that much t
11、ime to spend with you.so if you get lonely,I want you to get home OK?Carmen: I 'm gonna be fine ,mom.We will never ever wash this pants.Bridge: Ew,Carme n. That's so unn ecessary,why notCarmen: Because you can 'twash the pantsBridge : Why why?Lena: Carmen, we have to wash the pants.Carme
12、n: What? Are you gonna wash the magic out of the pants?Tibby: The magic's not sanitary.No,better one.I've a better one . No double cuffing.Double-cuffing the pants at the bottom is tackyCarmen: You know what else is tacky? eh Tucking in your shirt and wearing a beltat the same time.Tibby: Oh
13、!Lena: I don't do that any more .Tibby: Good one!Lena: I did that one time.Carmen: Forbidden to cuff or tuck.Bridge: OK OK OKCarmen:No cuffing or tucking.Bridge: My turn, my turn.Tibby: That's good, I like itCarmen:OK. Yes, Bee.Bridge: You can never say you look fat when wearing pants Carmen: Ouch ouchBridge: You can 't even think it!Bridge: You too, bye.Carme n: It's nine.Tibby: So we need a final.Carmen: we need a final.Tibby: Final rule.Lena: OK, pan
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