《外企网络管理员辞职申请书》

1、外企网络管理员辞职申请书as a graduate of an institution of higher education， i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commis

2、sion of our duties， i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.asking me， a network administrator， to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time， but also a waste of precious oxygen. i w

3、as hired because i know how to network computer systems， and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees， who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simpl

4、e as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you， but i am going to try and explain it to you， even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will.you wa

5、lk around the building all day， shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed， useless look about you that may have worked for your interview， but now that you actually have responsibility， you pawn it off on overworked staff， hoping their talent will cover for your glaring inept

6、itude. in a world of managerial evolution， you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal， i am forced to tender my resignat

7、ion. however， i have a few parting thoughts.1. when someone calls you in reference to employment， it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest，

8、 because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system， and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute， i am going to publish your favorites list， which i conveniently saved when you made me back

9、 up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday， you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you

10、 forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle， but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. （try to use a spell check please； i hat

11、e having to correct your mistakes.）thank you for your time， and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8：00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody， and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why？ because

12、 they know what you do with all that free time！wishing you a grand and glorious day.相关阅读社区管理员辞职申请书社区管理员辞职申请书尊敬的社区领导：您好！我是xx社区的社区服务管理员xxx，我今天来自己递交自己的辞呈。我非常抱歉不可以再继续为社区服务了，因为自己最近搬了新家，离此处上班的地方之间的距离相对较远，兼顾到家庭也相对较为的麻烦，还有别的一些个人身体方面的原因，最终自己还是决定辞去目前的工作。我自己平时的主要的工作具体如下：1、建立、维护和社区当中别的代理与组织的关系，满足社区之所需同时以防服务的重复。

13、2、准备同时保存记录以及报告，比方说预算报、人员记录或为培训手册。3、对专业、技术员工以及志愿者进行指导。4、对工作人员以及志愿者的工作做出评价进而为项目具有合适的质量还有资源被有效地使用提供保障。5、建立同时监督管理的程序进而完成由董事会或是高级管理所制定的目标。6、分析法律与规章的改变进而明确其对于代理服务的影响。9、研究与分析成员或者是社区需要进而明确项目指标。希望上述自己的工作任务对于招聘下一任的社区服务管理员能够提供一定的帮助，为此给社区造成的不便，之处还请理解，希望自己的辞职申可以获得批准。希望社区可以在最近一段时间对社区服务管理员进行招聘，进而利于自己更好的做好交接工作。非常的感

14、谢。申请人：xxx20_(请自填)年08月13日论坛管理员辞职申请书尊敬的管理员：一年前，我临危受命，应邀担任了xxx论坛管理员。经过吧友们共同努力，一年来xxx论坛为宣传支持xxx做了一些实事，自身也有所发展，涌现出不少热心的吧友和中青年吧务。为促进贴吧持续、健康发展，长期不懈地支持xxx长远发展，论坛订立了吧主定期轮换制。我年老体弱，不适合长久做吧主工作。现如约辞职让贤，让更有活力和朝气的中青年吧友出任吧主。一年来，xxx论坛弘扬真善美，支持社会进步，为网络注入正能量，成绩有目共睹。这首先感谢风雨同舟的全体吧友，感谢百度提供的贴吧交流平台，感谢xxx论坛的创建者，感谢xxx论坛第一任管理员，感