剧本1-美国电影律政俏佳人2 Legally Blonde2

1、1 Look, her first high-end retail shopping experience. 2 Her nanny tried to take her to Baby Gap. 3 but she'd just cry and cry. 4 She was a professional shopper at age three. 5 Oh, wow! 6 Remember when she was on the cover of "Seventeen"? 7 She had so much potential back then. 8 Look a

2、t her. She could have been a Playmate by now. 9 Hello! She's a lawyer. 10 - That's way better. - Why? 11 There she is! 12 You always said she has the perfect shaped head. 13 for a tiara! 14 Look at that slime dog! 15 It was so nice of you to make this for Elle's wedding shower. 16 I can&

3、#39;t scrapbook worth a damn. 17 I took a class on it at community college. 18 - She got a "B." - Plus! 19 The day she passed her LSAT! 20 I swallowed some of that Silly String. 21 It wouldn't be the first time. 22 Look at that. Her first day at Harvard. 23 Unbelievable. Awesome. 24 Th

4、e Bend and Snap! 25 I love that. I did it last night naked. 26 - You did not. - Yes. I busted a window. 27 Oh, my God, there's Bruiser's first highlights. 28 Is this the key to her first office at the firm? 29 Remember that Caribbean decor? It was genius. 30 Look, there she is with Congressw

5、oman Rudd. 31 when they started the Harvard alumni women's event. 32 - Yeah. - That's two kick-ass women. 33 I like them. I really like them. 34 The first day they met! Emmett loves her already. 35 You can see it in his eyes. 36 Emmett and Elle. 37 They're truly Romeo and Juliet without

6、the dying. 38 Paulette? 39 Oh, my God! Girls, I think it's her. 40 - Quick! Lights out! - OK! 41 Paulette? 42 I thought we were supposed to be at the movies by 9:00. 43 Surprise! 44 We got her! 45 Oh, my God! Margot, Serena, I cannot believe. 46 you guys flew all the way here! 47 - No biggie. -

7、On the contrary. 48 It's a huge biggie. Thank you. 49 You guys are the best. 50 Speaking of biggies, can we see your ring again? 51 Not your Delta Nu ring, Elle. 52 You mean, this one? 53 Clarity between F.L. and V.V.S. Nice girdle diameter. 54 Cut impeccable. It's a keeper. 55 Thanks! 56 Oh

8、, my gosh, it's from Emmett! 57 That's me and Emmett on Fenway baseball field. 58 It's his favorite place in the whole world. 59 I love snow globes. 60 I can hear the ocean. 61 Listen, honey, you're a full-time bride now. 62 so you'll need a whole new wardrobe. 63 I'm not qui

9、tting my job, you guys. 64 Do you guys remember that feeling we used to get. 65 during a really intense Spinning class? 66 That we feel so truly amazing about ourselves? 67 That's how I feel being a lawyer. I love it. 68 I have this huge annual review coming up. 69 so keep 'em crossed, girls

10、. 70 Crossed! 71 Congratulations, you did it. 72 With three wrong answers, you've managed to undermine. 73 the entire foundation upon which our legal system's built. 74 And by the way. 75 it only took me two wrong answers. 76 Sweetie, you customized my ring? Again? 77 Emmett, you are never g

11、oing to believe my news! 78 - What? - Fenway Park! 79 You, me, two rings, and one recently ordained umpire. 80 right on the entry field! 81 Infield. What are you talking about? 82 It turns out the starting pitcher for the Red Sox. 83 has an unfortunate unibrow problem. 84 He goes to Nadia, my waxer.

12、 85 so the team pulled some strings with the site manager. 86 and we're getting married at Fenway! 87 Are you serious? 88 Are you sure this is what you want to do? 89 I can married anywhere and it wouldn't matter. 90 That's a lie. 91 I'm getting married under the Green Monster! 92 Ye

13、s! 93 And in just three months and four days! 94 Emmett, we have so much to talk about. 95 I want everybody who matters to us to be there. 96 Oh, my God! I almost forgot! 97 You want me to what? 98 A biological birth parent search. 99 For your dog. 100 For my Chihuahua-American Bruiser Woods. 101 I

14、found him abandoned years ago. 102 Miss, I'm the highest-paid, most sought after. 103 private investigator in the greater Boston area. 104 That's precisely why we came to you, Detective. 105 It is absolutely vital that we find Bruiser's mother pronto. 106 His father might be more difficu

15、lt. You know dogs. 107 May I ask why? 108 Of course. "Martha Stewart Weddings". 109 recommends a 4 to 6-week window for RSVPs. 110 and I can't send the invitation without an address. 111 And the sooner I get started on the calligraphy the better. 112 You want to send an invitation to y

16、our wedding. 113 to your dog's mother. And you're serious? 114 Detective, if I have to make room. 115 for my second cousin's vegan diet coach. 116 you better believe I'll make room for the mother. 117 of the one loving creature who's always been there for me. 118 In fact, I can&#

17、39;t believe I haven't done this sooner! 119 I'm thinking the same thing. 120 - Elle! - Hi, Mr. Blaine. 121 - The client is thrilled. - Good! 122 How you seamlessly negotiated that deal? 123 - It was simply magnifique. - Thank you. 124 Big staff meeting today, kiddo. 125 All right. I got my

18、fingers crossed. 126 Milton, two shots, extra foam. 127 - Wow. Thanks, E.W. - No problem! 128 - Go get 'em today. - Thanks. 129 Soy for you, honey. No dairy. 130 That's right. Thank you. Your call list is endless. 131 - It is? - We better get right on it. 132 Kevin, you shouldn't have! 1

19、33 I'm not sure they're giving me the promotion today. 134 It's just a widespread yet credible rumor. 135 It's from me and the girls. 136 Oh, right! 137 Now do me. 138 I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. 139 - Me, too! - You do? 140 I had no idea I could be this happy. 141 wi

20、thout accruing credit card debt. 142 Already? 143 Well, Miss Woods, even the weird ones get cracked. 144 - You ready? - Yes! 145 Bruiser Woods. 146 meet your mom. 147 Bruiser. your cheekbones. 148 And it's all in there. 149 Good luck finding whatever it is you're looking for. 150 Oh, my God!

21、 She's a Bostonian! 151 Bruiser, we're here! 152 As your adoptive mother, I'm sure you're nervous. 153 about meeting your birth mother. 154 but hear her out, OK? I'm sure she had her reasons. 155 Bruiser, your mother lives at. 156 the top secret Versace think-tank! 157 I told you

22、 they had one! 158 No, ma'am. 159 Unless you have a pass, you cannot go up there. 160 Lucky I always keep it on me. 161 Hold on. It's right here. 162 There you go. 163 What is it? 164 It's my double platinum V.V.I.P. Versace. 165 Preferred Customer identification card. 166 Available only

23、 to those that've shopped on five continents. 167 If that fails to satisfy you, you can also contact. 168 Billy Dailey, head of customer relations. 169 You got the wrong VERSACE, lady. 170 Really? Donatella's not here? 171 Bruiser, where are you going? 172 Bruiser! 173 Ma'am! 174 Bruiser

24、? 175 Get back here! 176 Where are you going? 177 Bruiser, I didn't know you were so athletic. 178 What is it? 179 Oh, my God! 180 You, come here! 181 Come on! Open this door immediately! 182 What are you doing here? 183 You have my dog's mom, and I need her right now! 184 Absolutely not. I&

25、#39;m not authorized to release. 185 any subjects from their containment units. 186 I'm not even allowed to have a key. 187 Swallow the thing one time, and all of a sudden. 188 you're the weird key swallower who can't be trusted. 189 I don't think you're understanding me. 190 I&#

26、39;m willing to pay for her. 191 These animals aren't for sale, ma'am. 192 They're the legal property of this facility. 193 What kind of facility is this? 194 Mr. Livermore, I'm so sorry! 195 Elle, this VERSACE is a cosmetic testing facility. 196 - Oh, no! - Bruiser's mom's a

27、 test subject. 197 I want her out of there immediately. 198 Animal test subjects can only be surrendered. 199 on a voluntary basis, and they're not volunteering. 200 After I get through with them, they'll be begging. 201 And I'm not just taking Bruiser's mom. 202 I'll bust all th

28、ose dogs out of that doggie dungeon.1 "Research Science and Critter Exploitation"? 2 This VERSACE's owned by the C'est Magnifique Corporation! 3 That's fantastic! 4 Our law firm represents C'est Magnifique. 5 We can tell them to fix this. 6 I can't wait to take this to

29、the partners. 7 But how are you going to convince them? 8 Presenting. 9 Abandoned at birth, I was on my own at an early age. 10 fighting for survival on the streets of Beverly Hills. 11 making his way down the boulevard of broken dreams, 12 turning tricks at Hollywood and Vine. 13 yet even when I fo

30、und a loving mother. 14 I couldn't shake this nagging emptiness in my heart. 15 It was like a void. When I looked in the mirror. 16 who was it that was looking back at me? 17 This is Bruiser's question. 18 And in a way, aren't we all Bruisers? 19 I think yes. Thank you. 20 Ms. Woods, thi

31、s is a law firm. 21 not an animal rights advocacy group. 22 We're lawyers. We have to fight for justice. 23 And this is definitely unjust. 24 In this case, the cost of beauty is way too high. 25 I can't believe I said that, but it's true. 26 What we fight for. 27 is our clients and their

32、 best interests. 28 But isn't doing the right thing in everybody's best interest? 29 I think you're confusing the right thing and the law. 30 You didn't think they were the same, did you? 31 Why don't we get back to business. 32 and discuss your very bright future? 33 Pardon me,

33、I don't mean to interrupt. 34 but I just- What you're saying is. 35 if C'est Magnifique follows the letter of the law. 36 even if it ends up hurting living beings. 37 we're just doing our job? 38 I'm sorry, Mr. Blaine. 39 I don't think I can work with people who believe that.

34、 40 You know what? You're right. 41 Thank you, Mr. Blaine. 42 You shouldn't have to work with people who believe that. 43 Absolutely. I knew you would understand. 44 You're fired, Elle. 45 What? 46 We only have room for serious lawyers here. 47 Take the rest of the day to clear out your

35、things. 48 But the secretarial pool already gave me a balloon. 49 Keep the balloon, if you wish. 50 Please, Emmett, just go away. 51 Why don't you come on out, sweetie? 52 I know Bruiser doesn't blame you. 53 But I'm all he has to speak for him in this world. 54 and I have completely fai

36、led him. 55 You know what I thought the first time I saw you? 56 "God, that woman wears a lot of pink"? 57 No. I thought. 58 "That woman is really special. " 59 "She believes she can make a difference and she will. " 60 So. come on out and let's talk about it. 61 No

37、. 62 We could go over some wedding details. 63 How about that? It revolves. 64 And it illuminates. 65 It's even got the Red Sox colors. 66 That's fantastic, honey! 67 Speaking of red socks. 68 you're not getting cold feet, are you? 69 About what? 70 How's it going to look? A Harvard

38、law professor. 71 married to a lawyer who got fired from her first job. 72 Fired for something she believes in. 73 It's going to look like. 74 "There goes the luckiest guy in the whole world. " 75 Thanks. 76 Holy crap! 77 It's gorgeous! 78 The material keeps falling apart. 79 No! 8

39、0 Amy, is something wrong? 81 You can't do a scallop trim on the outer hoop skirt. 82 The material's too delicate. It'll just fall apart. 83 But in two out of three home tests it held. 84 I am so sorry, Elle. 85 No biggie. I guess I don't need. 86 a scallop trim on the outer hoop ski

40、rt. 87 I'll be fine. 88 What is it that you said back when I couldn't. 89 fit into my white spandex pantsuit for my wedding? 90 If the fabric doesn't work with you. 91 don't work with it. 92 It's one of my favorite mantras. 93 That is so true, and I know the most perfect organza!

41、 94 Or something really classy like. 95 like white leather! 96 I'll call the guy that did my car seats. 97 Wait. that's it. 98 Don't fight the fabric. Change it. 99 OK, but white leather? 100 If the law is what's keeping Bruiser's mother locked up. 101 I shouldn't be fighting it, I