[英语小笑话故事带翻译精选] 英语笑话带翻译

1、本文格式为word版，下载可任意编辑英语小笑话故事带翻译精选 英语笑话带翻译 笑话是民族文化不行或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、.关系和心理特征等等。我细心收集了英语小笑话故事带翻译，供大家观赏学习! 英语小笑话故事带翻译篇1 the woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. when she returned，her little boy greeted her by saying, mommy, guess what! yesterday i was pl

2、aying in the closet in your bedroom and daddy came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into your bed and them' 一个女人离开家两天，到另一个城市去探望一个生病的伴侣。当她回来的时候，她的小儿子见到她就说:"妈妈，你猜怎么着?昨天我在你卧房的衣柜里玩，爸爸和隔壁的阿姨走进了卧房，他们脱了衣服上了你的床' sonnys mother held up her hand. not another wor

3、d. wait till your father comes home and then i want you to tell him exactly what youve just told me. the father came home. as he walked into the house，his wife said，i m leaving you. i m packing now and i m leaving you.' 妈妈抓住他的手说:"不要讲了，等到你爸爸回家了，你就把和我讲的全部讲给他听。'孩子的爸爸回来了。当他走近房间的时候他的妻子说:&quo

4、t;我要离开你。我现在就整理好行李，我要走了。' but why-asked the startled father. "但是，这是为什么?'他惊讶地问。 go ahead，sonny. tell daddy just what you told me.' "讲给他听，儿子，把你告知我的讲给他听听。' well,'sonny said，i was playing in your bedroom closet and daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got und

5、ressed and got into bed and then they did just what you did with uncle john when daddy was away last summer.' "好吧，'那个小家伙说，"我正在你卧房的衣柜里玩的时候，爸爸和隔壁的阿姨上楼来，然后他们脱了衣服上了床。然后，他们就像是去年夏天爸爸不在家时你和约翰叔叔一样。' 英语小笑话故事带翻译篇2 one night, a man comes home slightly drunk and his wife ( who is suspectin

6、g hes cheating on her) questions his whereabouts 一天深夜，一个男人稍有醉意回到家中。他的妻子问他去哪了(她有些怀疑他的话)。 wife: where were you? 妻子:"你去哪了?' man: i was at this new bar called the golden bar. everything is golden.' 丈夫:"我去了一个叫金色酒吧的新开张的酒吧。里面的一切都是金的。' wife: sure you were. there s no such place' 妻子

7、:"你真去了吗? 根本没有这种地方!' man: there is! they have huge golden doors, a golden floors, and even golden urinals !' 丈夫:"有!那里有一扇大金门，金地板和金的便池!' wife: oh, i beleive you 100%.' 妻子:好，就算我恻言你!' so, the next day the wife looks through the phone book for this golden bar. shes surprised

8、when she finds a golden bar located across town. she decides to call up and check this out for herself 其次天，他的妻子在电话号码簿里查金色酒吧的电话。使她惊讶的是金色酒吧就在他们住的小镇的另一头。她打算打电话过去证明一下她丈夫的话。 wife: is this the golden bar? 妻子:"这里是金色酒吧吗?' bartender: yes it is.' 酒吧服务员:"是的，金色酒吧。' wife: do you have huge g

9、olden doors? 妻子:"你们那里是不是有一扇金色大门?' bartender: yes we do' 酒吧服务员:"是的，我们有.' wife: do you have golden floors? 妻子:"你们的地板也是金色的?' bartender; we have them, too' 酒吧服务员:"是的，这也对' wife: what about golden urinals? 妻子:"那有没有金色便池?' bartender( speaking away from ph

10、one):hey max，i think we have a lead on the guy that fouled your alto-sax.' 酒吧服务员在电话那头问:"嘿，马克斯，我认为那天有人往你的高音萨克斯里小便的事有线索了。' 英语小笑话故事带翻译篇3 a blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with public works. she was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. the supervisor t

11、old her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to remain employed. the blonde agreed to the conditions and started right away. 一个已经几个月没有工作的金发女郎，找到了一份公共工程建设的工作。她要给一条乡村大路的.画线。监工告知她，在试用期她必需保证每天刷两英里或两英里以上才能保住工作。这个金发女郎同意立刻开头工作。 the supervisor check

12、ed up at the end of the day and found that she had completed four miles on her first day, double the average! great ,'he told her, i think you are really going to work out.'the next day，however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only did two miles. the supervisor thought，she is sti

13、ll above the average. i should not discourage her. id better keep silence first.' in the third day, the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, i need to talk to her before this gets any worse.' 监工当天检查时发觉她第一天完成了四英里，是平均量的两倍!"很好!'监工告知她，"我想你会干得很精彩。'但是其次天，他绝望地发觉女郎只完成了两英里

14、。监工想:"她还在平均量以上，我还不能打击她，我先要保持缄默。'第三天，金发女郎只刷了一英里，老板想:"在她干得更差之前我得跟她谈谈。' the boss talked to the new employee and said, you were doing so great. the first day you did four miles, the second day two miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. is there a problem? whats keeping you from meeting the two-mile minimum? the blonde replied, well, each day i keep getting farther and farther away from the paint bucket.&