英语小笑话带翻译简短 有关于简短的英语笑话带翻译

1、本文格式为word版，下载可任意编辑英语小笑话带翻译简短 有关于简短的英语笑话带翻译 冷笑话是近几年才消失的新兴语言现象，它以网络为主要的传播方式。它是幽默的一种特别的表现形式，主要流传于网页，微博，贴吧等。它与传统的笑话不同，有其独特的产生和理解方式。我细心收集了有关于简短的英语笑话带翻译，供大家观赏学习! 有关于简短的英语笑话带翻译：unwelcome visitors 不受欢迎的访问者 a man said to his friend, im bothered with time-wasting callers. his friend said, why dont you try my

2、plan to deal with them. what is it? he asked. his friend said: when the bell rings, i put on my hat and gloves before i open the door. if it proves to be someone i dont want to see, i simply say so sorry, im just going out! he asked again: if its some one you want to see? his friend replied: oh ,the

3、n i say: so fortunate, ive just come in. 有个人对他的伴侣说："一些来访问的人耗费时间搅得我很恼火呢。'伴侣说："为什么不试用我的方法应付这些人呢?' "什么方法呀?'他问道。伴侣说："门铃响的时候，我戴上帽子和手套后再去开门。假如来的是我不想见的人，我就说真对不起，我刚要出去。' 他又问道："假如是你想见的人呢?'伴侣回答说："哦，那我就说幸好我刚刚回来了。' 有关于简短的英语笑话带翻译：mr brown and his car 布朗先生和他的汽

4、车 mr.brown lives in a small town, but then he gets a job in a big city and moves there with hiswife and his two children. on the first sunday in their new home, brown takes his new car out of the garage and washes it. a neighbor comes by. when he sees browns new car, the neighbor stops and looks at

5、it for a minute. then brown turns and sees him. the neighbor says, thats a nice car. is it yours? sometimes. brown answers. the neighbor is surprised. sometimes? he says. what do you mean? well, answers brown slowly, when there is a party in the town, it belongs to my daughter, jane. when there is a

6、 football game somewhere, it belongs to my son, joe. when ive washes it, and it is really nice and clean, then it belongs to my wife. and when it needsgas, its mine. 布朗先生居住在一个小城镇里，但后来在城里找到了工作并和他的妻子，两个孩子搬到了城里。在他搬到新家的第一个星期天，布朗先生把他的小汽车从车库里开出来进行冲洗。一位邻居经过。当他观察布朗先生洗车是，这位邻居停下来看了一会儿。接着布朗先生转过身观察了他。 邻居说："

7、;这辆车真美丽，是你的吗?'"有时候是。'布朗先生回答。 这位邻居很惊讶。"有时?'他说："什么意思?' "哦，'布朗先生渐渐地说：'当城镇有聚会时，它属于我的女儿简。当哪里有足球赛是，就属于我的儿子乔。当我洗刷好湖，车看起来的确洁净美丽，它就属于我妻子。当需要汽油时，它这时就属于我了。" 有关于简短的英语笑话带翻译：psychological test 心理测试 a new firm arranged to employ a secretary. the manager decided to h

8、old a psychologicaltest for choosing a good one. three girls had applied for the post. they should be examined by a psychologist. the psychologist said to the first girl, now listen carefully. what do three and three make? the girl quickly replied six, then the examiner told her to wait in the next

9、room. the second girl was asked the same question. she hesitated for a while, suspecting something was planned, then she said jokingly: well, it might be thirty-three. then she was also told to wait in the next room. the third girl was still asked the same question. she took her time and answered: m

10、ight be thirty-three or six. the psychologist was well pleased and said to the manager: the first girl gave the obvious answer. the second one suspected me of tricking her. the third one had it going both way. now, which one would you have? 一家新公司准备聘请一个秘书，经理打算做一次心理测试以便选用一个合适的人选。 有三个姑娘申请了这个工作，她们将由一位心理

11、学家进行测试。 心理学家对第一个姑娘说："现在你要认真地听着，3加3等于多少?'姑娘快速回答说："等于6.'他就叫她到隔壁的房间里去等候。 他对其次个姑娘问了同样的问题。这个姑娘迟疑了一会儿，觉得这个问题有点奇怪，就以开玩笑的口吻回答说："哦，可以是33呀!'她也被叫到隔壁的房间去等候。 对第三个姑娘问的还是同样的问题。她从容不迫地回答说："可以是33，也可以是6.'心理学家很满足，就对经理说："第一个姑娘给出了一个显而易见的答案。其次个姑娘怀疑我在作弄她。第三个姑娘则认为两个数都是对的。现在你要选用哪一个?&#

12、39; 有关于简短的英语笑话带翻译：how much does it cost? 花多少钱? on the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: the female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. anybody caught breaking this rule will be fine

13、d $20 the first time. he continued: anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. being caught a third time will incur(招致) a hefty(重的) fine of $180. are there any questions? at this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: how much for a season pass? 在上高校的第一天，院长向同学发表演说，说明一些规章："女生的宿舍将会是全部的男生的禁区，男生宿舍对女生也是禁区。任何打破这一条规章的人第一次将会被罚款20美元。'他