1X15-Impossible

1、Ep isode 01.15 - Imp ossibleGabrielle:Joh n, youre a toy.You and me - no future.Mary Alice Voiceover:。nee some thi ngs are said.Tom :Rem ember what it was like to work a 60-hour week?back. IMary Alice Voiceover: Previously on Desp erate Housewives:Mary Alice Voiceover:You cant take them Mike:You are

2、 n ever going to get somebody who cares as m uch about finding Deirdregs I do.Susa n:You shot yourself? Mike:Pr etty lame, huh?Mary Alice Voiceover:The damage is already done.Julie:Mom!Zach:Youre not tak ing her away from me.Susa n:Get out.Lyn ette:l n eeded you to see som Susan :1s that blood?Brees

3、 House(Bree com es dow n the stairs with a basket of lau ndry.)eth in g.They said they stole it fromMikes garage.Mary Alice Voiceover:Bree Van De Kamp believed in old-fashi oned values. Thingsike resp ect for God, the imp orta nee of family, and love of cou ntry. In fact, Breebelieved so strongly in

4、 her values, it was always a shock whenevershe wasconfron ted with those who didnt.(As she sorts the lau ndry in front of the washer, she p ulls out a con dombasket.)(Mom ents later, she holds it up in front of Rex, whos paying bills at the dining room table.)from theBree: You promised the cheat ing

5、 had stopped, Rex. You promised.Rex: Could we n ot yell at each other? rm feeli ng really lousy today.Bree: I want you out of the house!Rex: Bree, look at me. Its n ot min e.Bree: Well, the n, whose is it? It did nt just magically app ear in my lau ndry basket.Rex: Well, Im not the only guy in this

6、house that uses that hamp er.(He gets up and walks through the kitche n. Bree follows him.)Rex: Its n ot min e.Bree: No.Rex: Sorry.Bree: A ndrew is still a child.Rex: Hes sixtee n. Its n ot un heard of.Bree: Hon ey, you have to talk to himBree: Tell himthat we found his condomand that he is forbidde

7、 n from- yk no w.Rex: I can absolutely tell himthat we think hes too you ng, but I dont think itsgonna do anv good.Bree: Well, the n the least we can do isgo search his room and if we find any moreRex: A nd tell him what?s, maybe-Mary Alice Voiceover:Each new mLittle white lies told not to hurt.(A p

8、 ost man walks p ast a woman p utt ing a bum per sticker on her car. The womanpf these, well confiscate themRex: And that will accomp lish what?Bree: Well, if we take away his condomRex: Hes a tee nage boy. We could take away his penis. Hed still try to have sex.Bree: Well, we cant put it back in hi

9、s room. I mean that would be like were condoning him hav ing pre- marital sex.(Cut to Bree leav ing freshly-lau ndered clothes on An drews bed, the n leav ing hisroom, p ass ing An drew in the hallway. An drew en ters in hisroom.)Mary Alice Voiceover:Yes,Bree believed in1 old-fashi onedvalues, but s

10、he alsobelieved it was better to be safe tha n sorry.(Once in his room, An drew sees the con domconspi cuously left on his bed.)Creditse a gran dmother?orning in suburbia bri ngs with ita new set of lies.Rex: Bree, let m e p ut this ano ther way. Do you want to becomlooks grum py.)Postm an: Morning

11、Mrs. Cutchel. You look lovely today.(The wom an smiles after him.)Mary Alice protect them (The postmVoiceover:.butto make life morep leasa nt.They tell theseselves and their rep utati on s.an thumbs through the small stack of bills marked P ast Due addressedliestoto the Solis reside nee as he walks

12、up to Carlos and Gabrielles house. Carlos walks up the sidewalk to m eet him and takes the m ail.)e I do my bankingCarlos: Oh, for God sakes, this is un believable. Its the last tim onlin e.Mary Alice Voiceover:Of course, everynow and the n,the day arriveswhe nsom eone fin ally decides to tell the t

13、ruth.Brees House(Susa n, Gabrielle, and Bree sit at the dining roomthem . Lyn ette sta nds in the corn er.)Gabrielle: He was shot? How could you not tell us about this?table with coffee cups in front ofSusa n: He was embarrassed. He said it was an accide nt. Oh, dont look at m that. Accide nts happe

14、n. Gabrielle: We know that you want in his garage.Susa n: Now, did he? We dont know that for sure. All we know is that Lyn ettes kidsto trust Mike, but he had a dead wome likeans jewelryurdered Martha?turned up with it.Bree: So what are you say ing, that the twins mLyn ette: Well, I would nt p ut it

15、 past themSusa n:Im say ing that is about as likely as Mike hav ing done it. Hes a good guy.I know him. I m ean, hes, hes Mike.Lyn ette: Hon estly, I dont thi nk Mike did it either, but if we dont call, were guilty of withholdi ng evide nee.matter toBree: Well, you know what? If he is innocent, this

16、 should be a simple clear up.Gabrielle: But, we will do whatever you want us to do.Susa n: Okay, call.Bree: So should I just dial nine one on e?erge ncy.urder.Gabrielle: Well, its not really an emLyn ette: It was a mBree: Well, not rece ntly, and Id pr efer not to tie up the lin e.Susa n: Will you j

17、ust call?(Bree dials the phon e.)Susa ns House(Theres a knock on the door. Julie an swers it. It was Zach.)Zach: Hey.Julie: My mom will be home any min ute. Shell freak if she sees you here.Zach: Oh, I just wan ted to deliver this p ers on ally. Im hav ing a p arty.Julie: You know she does nt want u

18、s to see each other.Zach: Well, you gotta com Julie: Ill try to talk to m (He tur ns and walks away.) Outside Gabrielles House (Gabrielle, retur ning home, is greeted by a you ng m Justi n: Hey, Mrs. Solis. Gabrielle: Im sorry.e. Youre the reas on rmdoing this.y mom , okay? But you really gotta go.a

19、n lea ning aga inst his truck.)Justi n: Yeah, Im Justi n. Joh ns show up.Gabrielle: Really, why?Justi n: I want to do you a favor. Gabrielle: What kind of favor? Just in: Well, John says that youDo I know you?roommate? Ivebee n wait ing forever for you tocant exactly afford a garde ner right now, an

20、d Itoldhim Id be happy to do it. For free.Gabrielle: You want to my husba nd is home quite a lot these days. If any bush n eeds trim ming, he takes care of it.ow my law n for free?Justi n: Mow your law n, water your flowers, trim your bushes. I could do everythi ngJoh n did for you.Gabrielle: Thats

21、very gen erous of you, but I dont think so.Just in: Why?Gabrielle: Because mJustin:Well, this is a very beautiful yard.rmsure it could use a little extraatte nti on.Gabrielle: Im flattered, but no, tha nk you.(She starts to walk p ast, and he grabs her arm, hold ing on.)Justi n: Mrs. Solis, please.G

22、abrielle: Did I m en ti on why m y husba nds home a lot? Hes un der house arrest.Justi n: Oh?Gabrielle:He has a lot of an ger toward the gover nment right now and hesdying to find som eone to take it out on.(He lets go of her arm and she walks briskly towards her front door.)Lyn ettes House(Tom ente

23、rs the house as the boys are playing hockey in the living room.)Tom : Hey guys, this isnt a hockey rink. Can you take it outside?justLyn ette: How was your day?Tom : Hey. I did nt get the V.P. gig.Lyn ette: Oh, Tom, ImTom : It just does nt mso sorry.ake any sense to me. I m ean, Im P eters ons go-to

24、 guy, sohow does TimDooga n,pr eside nt over m e?Lyn ette: I thought you liked TimDooga n.Tom : I do. I just, I just, I really wan ted that p romoti on. Boys, can you p lease take the Sta nley Cup Fin als outside?(The boys ignore him.)the biggest blow-hard in the office get promotedto viceLyn ette:

25、Well, did you tell Mr. Peterson that you wan ted the job?Tom : I have worked at that firmfor eight and a half years. Doogans been there fornot going to beg.less tha n two. I amLyn ette: Im not say ing to beg. You just have to ste p up fromhave to see your oppo rtu nity and take it. Nobody res pects

26、a shri nking violet. Tom : There is morethanone, you know, leadership style.tim e to time. YouMine is quiet buteffective.(to Tom) Well,Lynette(shoutingat the boys) : Take that racket outside!whatever works for ya.(The boys immediately stop playing and head outside.)Outside Susa ns House(Susa n is ta

27、k ing groceries out of her car whe n Mike comes up from behi nd her.)Mike: Susa n!Hey, sexy, where you bee n? I called you twice. You avoid ing me?Susa n: Dont be silly. Why would I do that? No, Ive just bee n really busy grocery sho ppin g.Mike: For two days? You must be p retty well stocked.(From

28、behind Mike, policeofficers com e out of unmarked cars and quickly andquietly draw their guns and walk hurriedly towards Mike. Susa n no tices them andlooks worried.)Mike: How bout dinner toni ght?Susa n: Uh, dinner, toni ght?Mike: You okay?(One of the cops moti ons with his hand for Susa n to get d

29、ow n.)Susa n: Ca n you hold these a sec?away while(She hands the groceries and dives to the grou nd. Immediately, the cops grab Mike and p ush him towards Susa ns car, han dcuff him, and start p ulli ng him readi ng him his rights.)ain sile nt. Any thi ng you do sayCop: Up aga inst the car! You have

30、 the right to remcan be used aga inst you in a court of law.Brees House(At the dinner table, the four Van De Kamps eat.)An drew: So, get this. Zach You ng is throw ing a pool party Saturday ni ght and he sent out a bunch of formal in vitati ons com pl ete with fancy letteri ng.Danielle: Im surprised

31、 he did nt spritz themwith after shave.Bree: What is wrong with nice in vitati on s?An drew: Mom, its a pool p arty.Dani elle: Why could nt heve just p ass out fliers in the quad?An drew: Because hes gen etically incap able of being cool?Rex: So, uh, you goi ng?An drew: Maybe. I m ean, um , Lisa and

32、 Just in and some of the guys thought itd be fun to swim . We can always bail if its as lame as we thi nk its gonna be.Bree: Is Lisa your frie nd with the pi erced n avel?Andrew: Yeah.Bree: Youve bee n spending a lot of time together lately, have nt you?An drew: I guess.Bree: Oh, uh, An drew, Imgonn

33、a want you homAn drew: Eleve n? Mom, its not eve n a school ni ght.e by eleve n on Saturday.Rex: Bree, a curfew isnt gonna do any good.Bree: You m ay be able to abdicate all your paren tal res pon sibility but I canno t.An drew: What, whats going on here? Would this have to do with the con domleft i

34、n m y room?Bree: As a m atter of fact it does, and just so were clear, if you get Lisa pregnant,you will marry her.(An drew lets out an exas perated laugh.)Bree: A ndrew, this is not funn y.youAn drew: Mom, trust min e.me. This is very funny.mostly because the con domwas nt(Bree stares accus in gly

35、at Rex, who lying.)(An drew tur ns to Dani elle, who, whe n shein tur n stares at An drew like heknows hescatches her fathers eye, lea ns back in herchair and tur ns to An drew.)Dan ielle: You suck, you know that?(Bree stares at Dani elle, her mouth hanging open in shock.)(Later, Bree walks into the

36、 kitche n where Dani elle is.)Bree: So obviously we n eed to talk.?Dani elle: Because ImDani elle: Im still a virgin if thats what you want to kno w. Bree: Well, good. But why on earth would you n eed a con domplanning on hav ing sex and I dont want to get pregnan t.Bree: Da ni elle, you are p resid

37、e nt of the Abst inence Club.Dani elle: I was nt planning on running for a sec ond termBree: Who were you planning on hav ing sex with?Dan ielle: Joh n.Bree: Joh n Rowla nd? I thought you broke up with himDanielle: No, he broke up with me. And you want to know why? Because I would nt do it.Bree: Wel

38、l, if thats the type of boy he is, the n good ridda nee.Danielle:Mom , every boy at my school is thattype of boy. And besides, itsdiffere nt with Joh n. I love him.ean youll get loveBree: Oh, sweetheart, just because you give a boy sex does nt m in retur n.Dani elle: So m aybe Im being stu pid. What

39、s the big deal? Its just sex.Bree: Hon ey, I am look ing out for your happin ess. Now, I un dersta nd what its liketo be you ng and feel urges, but I waited un til I got married, as did your father, andit was so m uch better.Dani elle: Daddy en ded up cheati ng on you.Bree: Yes. Well -oved back in,

40、youve bee n miserable.Dani elle: A nd every since he mBree: Why would you say that?Dan ielle: The walls betwee n our bedrooms are pap er-thi n. I hear more stuff tha n I pr obably should.Bree: Oh.Dan ielle: Look, mom, I love you a lot but you really are the last person to ever give anyone advice abo

41、ut sex and happin ess.(She gives her mom a kiss on the cheek and walks out of the roomGabrielles House(Gabrielle p icks up the stack of bills and tosses themin front of Carlos.)Gabrielle: Have you see n these? Five more p ast due no tices.Carlos: D ont worry. Im han dli ng it.Gabrielle: How? How are

42、 you handling it?Carlos: Ca n I pl ease finish my san dwich?Gabrielle: Have you see n our check ing accou nt lately? Were broke. And the n wehave the m ortgage p ayme nt coming up. We have property taxes.Carlos: Gabby, its going to be okay.Gabrielle: No, its not. We are seriously screwed, and I am f

43、reak ing out that youre not freak ing out.Carlos: Look, things will tur n arou nd.Gabrielle: Whe n?Carlos: I dont know whe n, but were lucky peop le, and well be lucky aga in.Gabrielle: What is that?Carlos: Its the law nm ower. We got a new garde ner today. Its not going to cost us a cent. The kids

44、a frie nd of Joh ns.Gabrielle: Carlos-Carlos: A nd he said that hed do the law n for free. Can you believe it? We are lucky peopl e.)ile her way.)(Carlos goes back to his san dwich while Gabrielle sta nds in the doorway, glari ng at Justi n, who mows the law n with his shirt off. He sends a trium ph

45、ant smBaseball Field(A com pany softball game is in progress. In the dugout, a m bat, while others call out his n ame and he waves to the crowd.) Dooga n: Hey you guys, good to see you aga in. (Tom sits on the ben ch, stari ng after himan walks to p ositi on toglumly. Lyn ette comes up to himand sit

46、sdow n.)Lyn ette: Hey! Dont look so glum. Youre gonna get a hit.Tom : Its not that. This is my hating Tim Doogan look. (in an announcers voice)Oh, Dooga nconn ects.Look at the job-steali ngbastard run. Dooga n hustle that he is so wellis reallyknownLyn ette: I forgot how much fun you are whe n youre

47、 bitter.Tom : Oh look, hes stretched for extra bases, territory screw ing over unsung utility p layer Tom (Dooga n tri ps and falls onto the grou nd.)Tom : Oh, down goes Doogan.Doogangoes down.Thats gotta hurt.just like he stretchedScavo.for extraOh, Lordshow ing some of the glory-hou nding, ass-kis

48、s ing for.e tough dirt sta ins,Hound is tagged out and now hes gonna have to deal with som that TimDooga n.Lyn ette: Tom(Several of the p layers roll Dooga n over and begi n adm ini steri ng CP R.)Tom : Oh, no, look. Im sure hes just grandstanding.Lyn ette: Oh, m y God.Tom : Holy crap.(He runs out o

49、nto the field.)Susa ns House(Susa n clea ns up the dishes fromdinner. Julie follows her into the kitche n.)Julie: Its only a pool p arty. Every on es gonna be there.Susa n: I said n o.Julie:What are you gonna do? Keepa boy-free zonearoundme untilIm eightee n?Susa n: You can see boys in a cou pie yea

50、rs, just not that boy.Julie: Why do you hate Zach?Susa n: I dont hate Zach. I just thi nk hes sort of crazy.Julie: Mom, Ive heard people call you sort of crazy.Susa n: Well, Im adorable crazy, and hes ramp age crazy.(A knock at the door. Susa n opens it.)Detective Co pela nd: Susan Mayer?ISusa n: Ye

51、ah.DetectiveCop ela nd:Im DetectiveCop ela nd.Im in vestigat ingthe murder ofMartha Huber. I need to talk to you about Mike Delfi no.(Later, Susa n and Julie sit on the couch while Detective Cop ela nd p uts on a p air of glasses and opens up a sm all no tebook.)ember see ing Mr.Delfi no on the seve

52、 nth of lastDetective Cop ela nd: Do you remmo nth?Susa n: Is the seve nth imp orta nt?Martha Huber wasDetective Copeland:Well, we believe it was the night thatmurdered. She was last see n at the grocery store arou nd nine and the n she did nt show up for her den tist appointment the n ext m ornin g

53、.Susa n: What day was that?Detective Cop ela nd: It was a Sun day.Susa n: Oh. Oh, my God, yes. Yes, yes, I was with Mike that night.Detective Co pela nd: Youre sure?Susa n: Yes, I was. It was a big ni ght for us, relati onship-wise. It was the first tim that we.Detective Cop ela nd: The first time y

54、ou.?Julie: Did it. The first time they did it.Susa n: Julie!Julie: Well, it was.Susa n: How did you kn ow?xers in the clothes hamper.Julie: Im not clueless. I found mens boe is true.Susa n: Oh, dont write that dow n. Oh, but this is good. You can let Mike go. Hes innocen t.Detective Cop ela nd: Well, assum ing everyth ing youre telli ng mJulie: Its true. The n ext morning she made pan cakes in the sha pe of little hearts.Seriously. Little hearts.(Susa n gives her a light sla p on the leg.)Gabrielles Bedroom(Gabrielle walks into her bed