经典台词中英文对照_经典中英文对照笑话大全.doc

1、经典台词中英文对照_经典中英文对照笑话大全幽默笑话一向为人所欣赏,是广阔群众所喜欢的精神食粮。下面是WTT带来的经典中英文对照笑话，!经典中英文对照笑话篇一?After being with her all evening, the man couldnt take another minute with his blind date.Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an e_cuse to leave.When he returned to th

2、e table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim e_pression and said,“I have some bad news.My grandfather just died.”“Thank heavens,” his date replied.“If yours hadnt, mine would have had to!”和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打 ，这样他就能借故先分开了。当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说，“假如你的祖

3、父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”经典中英文对照笑话篇二A naval officer fell overboard.He was rescued by a deck hand.The officer asked how he could reward him.“The best way, sir,” said the deck hand, “is to say nothing about it.If the other fellows know Id pulled you out, theyd chuck me in.”一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢他。

4、 “最好的方法，长官，”这名水手说，“是别声张这事。假如其别人知道我救了您，他们会把我扔下去的。”经典中英文对照笑话篇三?After being with her all evening, the man couldnt take another minute with his blind date.Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an e_cuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowere

5、d his eyes, put on a grim e_pression and said,“I have some bad news.My grandfather just died.”“Thank heavens,” his date replied.“If yours hadnt, mine would have had to!”和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打 ，这样他就能借故先分开了。当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说，“假如你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”经典中英

6、文对照笑话篇四Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother.“You ask her,” said Paul, age ten.“No,” said Roy, age nine, “You ask her, you have known her longer than I have.”两个小男孩想找他们的母亲帮助。“你去找她。”十岁的保罗说。“不，”九岁的罗伊说，“你去，你比我更早认识她。”经典中英文对照笑话篇五It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner.“What are you charged with?” he asked.“Doing my christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.“Thats no offense,” replied the judge, “How early were you doing this shopping?”“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.那天是圣诞节，法官在审