5人搞笑英语话剧剧本(英语学习).doc

1、5人搞笑英语话剧剧本（英语学习）5 人搞笑英语话剧剧本 Today' s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren编剧：方彦龙Character:杨白劳Y,喜儿X,王大春（喜儿男朋友）D,王大婶（王 大春的母亲）W,穆仁智（黄的管家）M ,黄世仁HPart 1:In 杨白劳'home旁白：（喜洋洋”背景音乐起）-New Year' s Eve,Xier is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚！ 叮咚）喜：Oh! ok! Someone is kn

2、ock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye 开 门）杨：喜儿！喜儿！ What' s this喜：Oh! computer!（高兴地看笔记本）That' s a Laptop! 杨：Ha ha! Today I' m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to buy a car!喜：Really Buys a carGreat!杨：Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready喜：Ha ha,I' m ready ok and waiti

3、ng for you to come back!（门铃再次响 起）Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming开门,）王婶，大春，杨，喜（四人齐声贺道）Happy New Year!hah僖儿和大春 去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言）王婶:（走至U杨白劳跟前） Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said, going to jump the disco dancing after dinner.Right杨:Right,What do you think王婶:I' m gald to,oh,are you prepa

4、red to go out杨：Sure!.王婶：Ok,go（问杨白劳）杨：Let' s go,倒喜儿他彳Rf那边喊）Xi' er,Dachun,go!（四人出门下）Part 2: In Huang Shiren' home黄：（黄世仁上台，气势汹汹地说）Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang ShirenTt' s me! Ha ha But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhicoming!穆：（穆仁智走上来）Mr Huang , give me a litte,ok黄：Not! I would

5、n ' t give you,because I haven t money!（不耐烦的样子）穆：New Year coming,My wages, a year-（哀求着）黄：Really does not have!穆：（拉着黄的手说） You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok 黄:No way,what' s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me, what can I do for you（无奈的样子）穆：You might ask for

6、him!黄:Asking himI think he couldn ' t give me!穆:Why He has contracted the farm, and made many money!黄:I know! But,he穆:（打断黄的话）Tries!Ok黄:（想了 想）Ok! You go together with me!穆：Let' s go!（两人出门下）Part 3: In enlightens the hall旁白:Yang Bailao, Xi' er, Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner an

7、d tojump the disco dancing.迪斯科音乐起，四人在舞台上狂欢着 ）（一会儿，杨的电话响了，他走到前台接电话）杨:This is Yang Bailao, please speaking! . oh. oh!-王婶：（王大婶看见，向杨走过来） Who' s that杨:Huang Shiren, he said he coming here immediately.喜：（停止跳舞，朝这边问）Huang Shiren Is all right （杨白老点头示对）大春：Nothing! We would take them away if they appeared!

8、杨，喜，D, W: Ha ha （四人继2跳舞）（黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前）黄:Oh! Everyone, Happy New Year!（大家看了看，没人理睬）杨：（杨朝黄走了过去）The same to you!传乐停，其他人也走了过来）黄：（和杨握手）Recently alright杨：Fina, but if you ask the money that s wrong!（自己先坐下，示意让 黄世仁坐，这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下，黄坐到地上了，尴尬 的看看大家）大春:Oh, I resemble see to have the dirty thing, bu

9、t not,sits down!黄：（朝杨白老问）Who is this （穆仁智扶黄起来）杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi' er' s boyfriend.黄:（打量大春说）Are you Xi ' er' s boyfriend大春:Yes!（喊道）Is not my that is you黄:No,no!you!（胆怯的坐下）杨:What' s the mater黄:I' m sorry, but, today is the last of the year!en-Debt is- 杨：（打断黄的话）Does not have

10、!黄：I know you are good man, give a litte,ok（£求的样子）杨：No matter what you said to,nothing!黄（抱住杨白老的腿哀求到）Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte杨：No money,only a life have!黄：just a litte杨:（很无情地说）No money,only a life have!黄：（无助地向四处环顾）En-大春：（不耐烦地说）You have not heard Does not have!黄：（朝喜儿望去）Miss, you help us!help us !ok（哀求着）王婶：（和喜儿站一块的王大婶说） What you want to do大春:Boils!Go out!（语气非常强烈）（杨白劳推开黄，喜儿，王大春，王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走）穆：（拉着杨白老的手求至U） Do not expel me go, I want to leave,from