经典美剧老友记-第一季-第三集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

1、Hi, guys!大家好Hey, Pheebs! Hi!嘿 菲比 嗨Hey. Oh, oh, howd it go?嘿 对了 约会怎么样Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 不是很好 他送我到地铁然后说We should do this again!我们应该再来一次What? He said we should do it again, thats good, right?怎么啦他说要再来一次那不是很好吗Uh, no. Loosely translated We should do this again不 他说我们应该再来一次

2、means You will never see me naked.代表你将无法再见到裸体的我Since when?什么时候这样子的Since always. Its like dating language. 一直都是这样 这是约会用语Yknow, like Its not you means It is you.就像不是你的问题代表就是你Or Youre such a nice guy means 你真的挺好的代表Im gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics 我要和穿皮衣的酒鬼约会 ”and complaining about them to

3、you 然后再跟你抱怨他们 ”Or, or, yknow, um, I think we should see other people means 还有还有”我们该试试别人”代表Ha, ha, I already am.哈哈 我已和别人约会了 -And everybody knows this? - Yeah. Cushions the blow.-大家都懂 -对 放轻松啦Yeah, its like when youre a kid,没错就像你小时候and your parents put your dog to sleep,父母把你的狗狗送去安乐死and they tell you it

4、 went off to live on some farm. 却对你说它跑到别人家农场去住了Thats funny, that, no, because,真有意思 不是 我是说uh, our parents actually did, uh,我爸妈是真的把我家的狗send our dog off to live on a farm. 送别人农场去养了Uh, Ross.罗斯What? Wh- hello? The Millners farm in Connecticut? 米尔纳家在康乃迪克州的农场The Millners,米尔纳家they had this unbelievable farm

5、,他们家的农场好棒and horses, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w-.有马还有可供追逐的兔子Oh, my God, Chi Chi!哦 我的天 芝芝So how does it feel knowing youre about to die?知道自己不久于人世有何感受Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over.华顿 我的痛苦将在五分钟内消失 But youll have to live with the knowledge that 而你 要知道you sent an hone

6、st man to die.你让一位诚实的人丢掉了性命Hey, that was really good!嘿 表演得真好Yeah? Thanks! Lets keep going.是吗 谢了 咱们继续吧Okay. So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?好 你要我怎么做呢 达蒙I just wanna go back to my cell.我只想回到我的牢房内Cause in my cell, I can smoke.因为在那里 我可以抽烟Smoke away.抽去吧I think this is probably why Damone smokes in

7、his cell alone.我想这就是达蒙独自在牢房抽烟的原因-What? - Relax your hand! Let your wrist go.-什么-手放轻松 手腕自然点Not so much!别太过火Alright, now try taking a puff. 好 吸口Okay.很好Okay. No. Give it to me.算了 不对 把烟给我No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette. 你休想 我不会给你烟的Its fine, its fine.没关系啦Look, do you wanna get this part, or not

8、? Here.你到底想不想演这个角色拿来All right, now.很好 现在Dont think of it as a cigarette.别把它当成是支烟Think of it as the thing thats been missing from your hand. 把它当成是你思念已久的东西When youre holding it, you feel right. You feel complete. 当你夹着它时 感到自在 感到满足-Ymiss it? - Nah, not so much.-你很想它吗-没 不怎么想Alright, now we smoke. 好 现在抽一口

9、Oh.my.God.哦爽死了No, no, no. They say its the same as the distance 不对不对 他们说from the tip of a guys thumb to the tip of his index finger. 跟从拇指尖到食指尖的距离相等Thats ridiculous!这太荒谬了Can I use. either thumb?我可以用另一个拇指么Alright, dont tell me, dont tell me! 好吧 别告诉我 别告诉我Decaf cappucino for Joey.无咖啡因卡布其诺是乔伊的Coffee blac

10、k.黑咖啡Late.拿铁and an iced tea.和冰茶-Im getting pretty good at this! - Yeah. Yeah, excellent.-我进步神速 -是啊 真厉害Good for me!我真行Yokay, Phoebe?菲比你没事吧Yeah no- Im just- its, its not even worth.嗯 不 只是 没啥Its my bank.是我存钱的银行What did they do to you?他们对你怎么了Its nothing, its just- Okay.也没怎么 只是 好吧Im going through my mail

11、, and I open up their monthly, 我当时正在看信 打开他们的每月you know, STATEMENT- 所谓的通知Easy, easy.别激动别激动and theres five hundred extra dollars in my account. 发现我户头里多了五百元Oh, Satans minions at work again.撤旦的爪牙又来祸害人间啦Yes, cause now I have to go down there, and deal with them.没错因为我得到银行找他们解决处理What are you talking about?

12、 Keep it!你脑子中风了吗 自己留着呗Its not mine, I didnt earn it,这钱不是我的不是我赚来的if I kept it, it would be like stealing. 我留着 就如同偷窃Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping! 对 可如果你把它花了就如同购物Okay. Okay, lets say I bought a really great pair of shoes.好吧 就比方说我买了一双很棒的鞋Do you know what Id hear, with every step

13、I took? 你们知道我每踏出一步都会听到什么吗 Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine. 不是我的And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping-Id hear 即使我再快乐再雀跃都会听到 Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine. 不是我的 不是我的 不是我的 Were with you. We got it.我们知道你的意思了Okay. Id- just- Id never be able to enjoy it.很好 我只是 没办法享受这些钱It w

14、ould be like this giant karmic debt.因为这就像是沉重的因果报应一样Chandler, whatre you doing?钱德勒 你在干什么hey,what are you doing? 嘿你在干什么Oh! Oh, God!哦 我的天What is this?!这是什么Im smoking. Im smoking, Im smoking. 我在抽烟 我在抽烟 在抽烟Oh, I cant believe you!我真不敢相信你Youve been so good, for three years!你一直以来都表现良好都三年了And this- is my rew

15、ard!这是我的奖励Hold on a second, alright? 等一下Just think about what you went through the last time you quit. 想想你戒烟后是怎么活过来的Okay, so this time I wont quit!所以这一次我不再戒了Ohhh! Put it out!熄掉All right! Im putting it out, Im putting it out. 好吧 我熄掉就是 熄掉了Oh, no! I- I cant drink this now!不是吧 现在我没法喝Alright. Im gonna go

16、 change, Ive got a date. 好了 我去换衣服了 有约会So is it Alan again? Hows it goin? 又是艾伦 进展如何Sgoing pretty good, yknow?进展得还不错Its nice, and, were having fun.感觉很好 我们在一起很开心So when do we get to meet the guy?我们何时能见到他Yeah!对啊Lets see, todays Monday.我看看 今天是星期一Never.永远别想Oh, come on! Come on!-拜托 别这样啦No. Not after what h

17、appened with Steve.不 史蒂夫那次之后就别想了What are you talking about? We love Schhteve!你在说什么 我们都爱史蒂胡Schhteve was schhexy!.史蒂胡很性感Sorry.不好意思Look, I dont even know how I feel about him yet.我自己都还没清楚对他的感觉呢Just give me a chance to figure that out.给我点时间想清楚Well, then can we meet him?那么 到时我们就可以见他了吗I mean, why should I

18、 let them meet him? 凭什么我得让他们见他啊I mean, I bring a guy home, 我带个人回家and within five minutes theyre all over him. 五分钟之内他们便会蜂拥而上I mean, theyre like- coyotes,他们就像丛林狼一样picking off the weak members of the herd. 专挑兽群中的弱者下手Listen. As someone whos seen more than her fair share of bad beef,我说身为一位阅尽天下极品男的人Ill te

19、ll you: that is not such a terrible thing. 我告诉你 这事没什么大不了的Come on now, theyre your friends,再说了 他们毕竟是你的朋友-theyre just looking out after you. - I know.-他们只是关心你-我知道I just wish that once, Id bring a guy home 我只是希望至少有那么一次that they actually liked.能带一个他们真正喜欢的男人回家Well, you do realise that the odds of that ha

20、ppening are a little slimmer 那么你应该很清楚 如果不让他们见面-if they never get to meet the guy.-这种几率就愈发渺茫Let it go, Ross.别再想了 罗斯Yeah, well, you didnt know Chi Chi. 是啊 你又不认识芝芝Do you all promise?你们都保证了吗Yeah! We promise!对 我们保证Well be good!我们会很乖的Chandler? Do you promise to be good?钱德勒 你保证会很乖吗You can come in,你可以进来but

21、your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside! 但你的过滤嘴小朋友得呆在外面Hey, Pheebs.嘿菲比Dear Ms. Buffay.亲爱的布菲小姐Thank you for calling attention to our error. 谢谢你提醒我们的错误We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. 我们已将五百元存入你的户头Were sorry for the inconvenience, 造成不便之处请多包涵and hope youll accept thi

22、s football phone.此橄榄球电话是免费赠品as our free gift. 敬请笑纳Do you believe this?!你们相信吗Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!现在我多 了一千块和一个橄榄球电话What bank is this?这是哪家银行Hey. Its him.注意他来了-Who is it? - Its Alan.-哪位-我是艾伦Chandler! Hes here!钱德勒 他来了Okay, please be good, please.拜托要乖 千万要乖Just remember how

23、much you all like me. 记得你们有多么爱我Hi. Alan, this is everybody.嗨 艾伦 这是大家Everybody, this is Alan.各位 这是艾伦Hi, Alan.嗨艾伦Ive heard schho much about all you guyschh!我对各位已经如雷贯耳了Thanks. Ill call you tomorrow. 谢谢 我明天再打电话给你Okay. Okay, lets let the Alan-bashing begin.好了 开始艾伦批斗大会吧Whos gonna take the first shot, hmm?

24、谁先第一个发动啊Cmon!来嘛.Ill go.我先来Lets start with the way he kept picking at-我们先从他一直都很You know, Im sorry, I cant do this, cant do it. 抱歉 我办不到 不行We loved him.我们很喜欢他Loved him! Yeah! Hes great!爱死他了 他太棒了Wait a minute! Were talking about someone that 等一下 我们谈的确定是Im going out with?-我现在约会的对象吗Yeah!是啊And did you noti

25、ce.?你们都有注意到Know what was great?知道他什么最棒吗The way his smile was kinda crooked. 他笑起来有点歪Yes, yes! Like the man in the shoe!对 就像是鞋中人一样.What shoe?鞋什么From the nursery rhyme. 是童谣里的There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile,有一个歪歪男 笑起来歪歪的Who lived in a shoe, For a. while.他住在鞋子里 然后.So I think Alan 我认为艾伦wi

26、ll become the yardstick against which 将成为衡量all future boyfriends will be measured. 未来所有男友的准绳What future boyfriends?什么未来男友No, no, I th- I think this could be, yknow, it.- 不 我觉得 就是他了Really!真的呀Oh, yeah. Id marry him just for his 仅凭他学戴维 哈塞霍夫的样子David Hasselhof impression alone. 连我自己都想嫁给他You know Im gonna

27、 be doing that at parties, right? 我以后在派对上也要表演这个You know what I like most about him, though? 知道我最喜欢他哪一点吗What?哪一点The way he makes me feel about myself.他让我重拾了 自信How was the game?比赛结果如何Well.这个嘛WE WON! Thank you! Yes!我们赢啦 谢谢 太棒啦Thats fantastic! I have one question: 太好了 我有个问题How is that possible?这怎么可能呢Ala

28、n.He was unbelievable.是艾伦 他真是太不可思议了He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon 他就像兔巴哥动画片中where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, 人包揽所有位置的兔巴哥样but instead of Bugs it was只不过取而代之的是first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-. 一垒手艾伦 二垒艾伦 三垒I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a

29、 team. 这就像是 他让我们团结一心Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers对 我们让那些犹太教的珠宝商a thing or two about softball.领教了什么叫垒球Nice!没错Can I ask you guys a question?能问你们一个问题吗Dyou ever think that Alan is maybe. sometimes.你是否曾感觉艾伦可能 有时What?怎样.I dunno, a little too Alan? 我说不上来 有点太艾伦了Well, no. Thats impossible.不 不可

30、能You can never be too Alan.他不可能太过于艾伦Yeah, its his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.没错我们欣赏的就是那内在的艾伦感I personally could have a gallon of Alan.我一个人就可以喝下一加仑的艾伦-Hey, Lizzie. - Hey, Weird Girl.-嘿 莉琪-嘿 怪女孩I brought you alphabet soup.我给你带了 字母汤Did you pick out the vowels? 元音字母都挑出去了吗Yes. But I le

31、ft in the Ys.对 但我把Y留下来了Cause, yknow, sometimes y.因为 Y是半元音嘛Uh, I also have something else for you.我还带了 其他东西给你Saltines?咸饼干吗No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone? 不但你想要一千块钱和一个橄榄球电话吗What? Oh, my God, Oh, my God, theres really money in here.什么 天哪天哪 这里真的有钱I know.我知道Weird Girl, wha

32、t are you doing? 怪女孩 你在干嘛啊No, I want you to have it. I dont want it.别 我要送给你 我不想要No, no, I ha-I have to give you something. 不 我得 送点东西给你No, thats fine, you dont.不 没关系 你不用Would you like my tin-foil hat?你要我的锡纸帽吗No. Cause you need that.不 你需要它No, its okay, thanks.不用了 谢谢Please, let me do something.求你了 让我表示

33、一下吧Okay, alright, Ill tell you what, 好 这样吧you buy me a soda, and then were even. Okay?你请我喝汽水 我们就扯平了 好吗-Okay. - Okay.-好吧-很好Keep the change.不用找了Thanks, Lizzie.谢谢你莉琪Sure you dont wanna pretzel?你真的不要椒盐卷饼吗-No, Im fine.Thanks. - See ya.-不 不用了 谢谢-回见A thumb?!大拇指I know! I know,我知道 我知道I opened it up and there

34、 it was, just floating in there, 我打开 它就浮在里面like this tiny little hitch-hiker! 像个迷你搭便车的人like this tiny little hitch-hiker!竖起拇指表示搭便车Well, maybe its a contest, yknow?没准这是某种竞赛呢Like, collect all five? 集满五个有奖-Does, um, anyone wanna see? - Nooo!你们想看看吗-不要-Oh, hey, dont do that! - Cut it out!-别这样-快熄掉Its wors

35、e than the thumb!这比大拇指更糟糕Hey, this is so unfair!嘿 这很不公平啊Oh, why is it unfair? 怎么就不公平了So I have a flaw! Big deal?我有个缺点 又怎样Like Joeys constant knuckle-cracking isnt annoying? 乔伊常扳指关节就不惹人厌吗And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? 还有罗斯 把每个音发无比清楚And Monica, with that snort when she laughs?莫

36、妮卡大笑时的鼻音I mean, what the hell is that thing?这算搞什么嘛I accept all those flaws,我接受大家所有的缺点why cant you accept me for this?为什么你们就不肯接受我呢.Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody,扳指关节真的很惹人厌吗Well, I-I could live without it.我觉得有一点点烦Well, is it, like, a little annoying,是只是一点点惹人厌or is it like when Phoebe chew

37、s her hair?还是像菲比咬她的头发一样惹人厌Oh, now, dont listen to him, Pheebs, all right?别听他的 菲比I think its endearing.我觉得那样很可爱Oh, you do, do you?哦 真的 是吗You know, theres nothing wrong with speaking correctly. 咬字清晰又不才日法Indeed there isnt.确实没错I should really get back to work. 我该回去工作了Yeah, cause otherwise someone might

38、get 没错 不然客人们就会拿至Uwhat they actually ordered.他们真正点的东西了The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.刚吐出头发 就戴上拳击手套了哈Did you ever go out with a guy 你有没有曾经和一个your friends all really like? 你所有朋友都喜欢的男人约会No.没有Okay. Well, Im going out with a guy my friends all really like. 好吧我在和一个我朋友都喜欢的男人约会Waitwait. we talkin

39、g about the coyotes here?等一下 你说的是那群丛原狼吗All right, a cow got through! 一头牛居然全身而退Can you believe it?你能相信吗Yknow what? I just dont feel the thing.你知道吗 我没怎么动情I mean, they feel the thing,他们倒是挺有感觉I dont feel the thing.而我却没有来电悸动Honey. you should always feel the thing.亲爱的 你应该永远保持鸡动Listen, if thats how you fee

40、l about the guy,听着 莫妮卡 如果你对他没感觉Monica, dump him!就把他甩了呀I know. its gonna be really hard.我知道 但真的很难Well, hes a big boy, hell get over it.他是大人了 他会熬过去的No, hell be fine.不 他没事Its the other five Im worried about.我担心的是其他五人Do you have any respect for your body?你对自己的身体就没一点尊重吗Dont you realise what youre-youre d

41、oing to yourself? 你难道不清楚这对你身体的危害吗Hey, yknow, I have had it with you guys 喂 我受够你们了and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease.还有你们念叨的癌症肺气肿和心脏病The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it. 可无论怎样 抽烟很酷 你们懂的Chandler? Its Alan, he wants to speak to you.钱德勒 艾伦的电话 他要找你Really? He does?真

42、的吗 他找我Hey, buddy, whats up!老兄 什么事Oh, she told you about that, huh.她告诉你了Well, yeah, I have one now and then.对 我偶尔会犯烟瘾Well, yeah, now.对现在也是Well, its not that big-.没那么糟Well, thats true,.这倒是真的Gee, yknow, no-one- no-ones ever put it like that before. 天啊 以前从没人说过这样的话Well, okay, thanks!好的 谢谢God, hes good.天啊

43、他真神-If only he were a woman. - Yeah.-如果他是个女人那该有多好-是啊-If only he were a woman. - Yeah. 儿童节目Ooh, Lambchop.小羊排How old is that sock?那袜子到底有多旧了If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years 如果我手上戴着袜子三十年itd be talking too.它也会开口说话Okay. I think its time to change somebodys nicotine patch. 好吧 有人该换尼古丁贝占片了Hey. Whe

44、res Joey?嘿 乔伊在哪儿Joey ate my last stick of gum,乔伊吃了我的最后一片口香糖so I killed him.我把他灭了Do you think that was wrong?你认为这样不对吗I think hes across the hall. - Thanks.-他可能在对面 -谢谢There ygo.好啦Ooh, Im alive with pleasure now.哦 我又重拾快乐的生活了Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?. Pheebs?菲比 你还想吃那个小烤饼吗 菲比D

45、oes anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?谁想吃剩下的小烤饼Hey, I might!我要吃Im sorry.抱歉Yknow, those stupid soda people gave me 那白痴汽水公司给了 我seven thousand dollars for the thumb.七千块当姆指的补偿金Oh, my God. - 7 thousand dollars?-天啊-七千块And on my way over here, I stepped in gum.然后在来这的路上我踩到了 口香糖.What is up with the unive

46、rse?!这世界到底怎么了Whats going on?怎么啦Nothing. I just think its nice when were all here together.没什么 只是觉得正好大家都在Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear.如果大家者 B 有穿内裤会更好Uh, Joey. - Oh, God!-乔伊 你那里-天呀Okay. - Oh! That was Lambchop!-好-哦 是小羊排Please, guys, we have to talk.好了 我们必须得谈谈Wait, wait, Im get

47、ting a deja vu.等等 我有似曾相识的感觉No, Im not.不不对Alright, we have to talk.好吧 我们需要谈谈There it is!瞧来了Okay. Its-its about Alan.是有关艾伦的事Theres something that you should know. 有件事应该让你们知道I mean, theres really no easy way to say this.真的很难启齿Ive decided to break up with Alan.我决定和艾伦分手Is there somebody else?有第三者No, nono

48、nono. its just.没有没有 只是因为yknow, things change. People change.只是世事难料 人是会变的We didnt change.我们没变啊So thats it? Its over?这就完了 没戏了吗Just like that?就这么结束了吗You know. you let your guard down, 当你放下一切防备you start to really care about someone, and I just- I- 开始真心对待个人时我真的Look, I- I could go on pretending. - Okay!-我可以继续伪装-好啊No, but that wouldnt be fair to me,不 这样对我不公平it wouldnt be fair to Alan. 对艾伦不公平It wouldnt be fair to you!对你们大家也不公平Yeah, who wants fair?是吗 谁要公平I mean, I just want things back. Yknow, the way they were. 我只想事情回至 U 之前的样子Im sorry