美剧台词friends第一季第十集

美剧台词friends第一季第十110TheOneWiththe[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Rossisentering.]Ross:Guys?There'sasomebodyI'dlikeyoutomeet.(Amonkeyjumpsontohisshoulder.)All:Monica:W-wait.WhatisRoss:'That'wouldbeMarcel.YouwannasayMonica:No,no,IRachel:Oh,heisprecious!WheredidyougetRoss:MyfriendBethelrescuedhimfromsomePhoebe:Thatissocruel!Why?WhywouldaparentnametheirchildChandler:Hey,thatmonkey'sgotaRossonitsMonica:Ross,ishegonnalivewithyou,like,inyourRoss:Yeah.Imean,it'sbeenkindaquietsinceCarolleft,Monica:Whydon'tyoujustgetaRoss:Nah,Idunno...Ithinkyoureachacertainage,havingaroommateiskindapathe- sorry,that's,that's'pathet',whichisSanskritfor'reallycoolwaytolive'.Opening[Scene:CentralPerk,Phoebeisgettingreadytosing.JoeyisnotPhoebe:Soyouguys,I'mngallnewmaterialtonight.Ihavetwelvenewsongsaboutmymother'ssuicide,andoneaboutasnowman.Chandler:Mightwannaopenwiththesnowman.(EnterJoey)All:Hey,Joey.Hey,Monica:So,how'ditJoey:Ahhhhhh,Ididn'tgettheRoss:Howcouldyounotgetit?YouwereSantalastJoey:Idunno.Somefatguy'ssleewiththestoremanager.He'snotevenjolly,it'sallpolitical.Monica:SowhatareyougonnaJoey:Ah,I'mgonnabeoneofhishelpers.It'sjustsuchaslapintheface,y'know?Rachel:Hey,doyouguysknowwhatyou'rengforNewYear's?(Theyallandhitherwithcushions)Gee,what?!WhatiswrongwithNewYear's?Chandler:Nothingforyou,youhavePaolo.Youdon'thavetofacethehorriblepressuresofthisholiday:desperatescrambletofindanythingwithlipsjustsoyoucanhavesomeonetokisswhentheballdrops!!Man,I'mtalkingloud!Rachel:Well,foryourinformation,PaoloisgonnabeinRomethisNewYear,soI'llbejustaspatheticastherestofyou.Phoebe:Yeah,youChandler:It'sjustthatI'msickofbeingavictimofthisDickClarkholiday.Isayyear,nodates,wemakeapact.Justthesixofus-All:Yeah,okay.Chandler:Y'know,IwashoforalittlemoreAll:Woooo!Yeah!Rachel:Phoebe,you'reon.Phoebe:Oh,oh,good.Rachel:(Intomicrophone)Okay,hi.Ladiesandgentlemen,backbypopulardemand,MissPhoebeBuffay.Wooh!Phoebe:(Takesmike)Thanks,hi.Um,Iwannastartwithasongthatmeansalottomethistimeofyear.(Shakesbellasanintroduction)(Sung:)ImadeamanwitheyesofcoalAndassobewitchin',HowwasIsupposedtoknowThatmymomwasdeadinthekitchen?(shakesbell)Lalalalalalalalalalalalala...(Cuttolater.Everyoneistotallydepressedbynow.)Phoebe:(Sung)...Mymother'sashesEvenhereyelashesArerestinginalittleyellowjar,Andsometimeswhenit'sbreezy...(OverthesoundofPhoebesingingweheartwoscientists,MaxandDavid,havinganoisydiscussion)Phoebe:...IfeelalittleAndnowI-(abruptlyExcuseme,excuseme!Yeah,noisyboys!(Theystoptalkingandlookup)Isitsomethingthatyouwouldliketosharewiththeentiregroup?Max:No.No,that's-that'sPhoebe:Well,c'mon,ifit'simportantenoughtodiscusswhileI'mying,thenIassumeit'simportantenoughforeveryoneelsetohear!Chandler:(Quietly,totheothers)Thatguy'sgoinghomewithaDavid:Noth-Iwas-IwasjustsayingtoPhoebe:CouldyouspeakupDavid:(Standsupandspeaksmoreloudly)Sorry,Iwa-IwasjustsayingtomyfriendthatIthoughtyouwerethemostbeautifulwomanthatI'deverseeninmy-inmylife.Andthenhesaidthat-yousaidyouthoughtMax:DarylDavid:DarylHannahwasthemostbeautifulwomanthathe'deverseeninhislifeandIsaidyeah,IlikedherinSsh,alot,butnotsomuchin-inWallStreet,IthoughtshehadkindofaMax:HardDavid:-hardquality.Anduh,whileDarylHannahisbeautifulinaconventionalway,youareluminouswithakindofadelicategrace.Then,uh,that-that-that'swhenstartedyelling.(SitsPhoebe:Okay,we'regonnatakeashortbreak.(GoesovertotheirJoey:Hey,thatguy'sgoinghomewithmorethana[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneexceptJoeyisdecoratingforRoss:Comehere,Marcel.Sithere.(MarcelwandersRachel:Pheebs,Ican'tbelievehehasn'tkissedyouyet.ImeanGod,bymysixthdatewithPaolo,Imeanhehadalreadynamedbothmybreasts!...Ooh.DidIjustsharetooRoss:JustaPhoebe:David'slike,y'know,ScientistGuy.He'sveryMonica:Ithinkit'sPhoebe:Metoo!Oh!DidyoueverseeAnOfficerandaGentleman?Rachel:Yeah!Phoebe:Well,he'skindaliketheguyIwenttoseethatwith.Except,excepthe-he'ssmarter,andgentler,andsweeter...Ijust-Ijustwannabewithhimallthetime.Dayandnight,andnightandday...andspecialoccasions...Chandler:Waitaminute,waitaminute,Iseewherethisisgoing,you'regonnaaskhimtoNewYear's,aren'tyou.You'regonnabreakthepact.She'sgonnabreakthepact.Phoebe:No,no,no,no,no,no.Yeah,couldIjust?Chandler:Yeah,'causeIalreadyaskedMonica:Ross:C'mon,thiswasapact!ThiswasyourChandler:Isnapped,okay?Icouldn'thandlethepressureandIsnapped.Monica:Yeah,butJanice?That-thatwasliketheworstbreakupinhistory!Chandler:I'mnotsayingitwasagoodidea,I'msayingIsnapped![Joeyenters,hisshoeshavebellson,whichjingleashewalks.HeiswearingalongJoey:Hi.Hi,sorryI'm(HeremovesthecoattorevealanelfChandler:Toomanyjokes...mustmockJoey:Niceshoes,huh?(HewiggleshisfootandthebellsChandler:Aah,y'killing(MarcelknocksoversomekitchenMonica:Ross!He'syingwithmyspatulasRoss:Okay,look,he'snotgonnahurtthem,Monica:DoyoualwayshavetobringhimRoss:Ididn'twannaleavehimalone.Alright?We-wehadourfirstfightthismorning.Ithinkithastodowithmyworkinglate.IsaidsomethingsthatIdidn'tmean,andhe-hethrewsomefaeces...Chandler:Y'know,ifyou'regonnaworklate,IcouldlookinonhimforRoss:Oh,that'dbegreat!Okay,butifyoudo,makesureitseemslikeyou'retheretoseehim,okay,andyou'renotlikengitasafavourtome.Chandler:Okay,butifheasks,I'mnotgoingto[Scene:MaxandDavid'slab,DavidisexiningsomethingtoPhoebewiththeaidawhitDavid:...But,youcan'tactuallytestthistheory,becausetoday'sparticleacceleratorsarenowherenearpowerfulenoughtosimulatetheseconditions.Phoebe:Okay,alright,Ihaveaquestion,then.David:Yuh.Phoebe:Um,were nningonkissingmeDavid:Uh,that'sdefiniya,uh,validquestion.And,uh,theanswerwouldbe(WritesYESontheboard)yes.YesIwas.But,see,Iwantedittobethisphenomenalkissthathappenedatthisphenomenalmoment,because,well,'causeit'syou.Phoebe:David:Right.But,see,thelongerIwaited,themorephenomenalthekisshadtobe,andnowwe'vereachedacewhereit'sjustgottabeoneofthosethingswhereIjustlike...sweepeverythingoffthetableandthrowyoudownonit.And,uh,I'mnotreallya,uh,sweesortafella.Phoebe:Oh,David,I,Ithinkyouareasweesortafella.Imean,you'reasweeper!...trappedinsideaphysicist'sbody.David:Phoebe:Oh,yeah,oh,I'msureofit.Youshouldjustdoit,justsweepandthrowDavid:...Now?Phoebe:Ohyeah,rightDavid:Okay,okay,okay.(Getsreadytosweep,andthenpicksupalaptopcomputer)Y'knowwhat,thiswasjustreallyexpensive.(Putsitdownelsewhere.Thenpicksupamicroscope)AndI'lltake-thiswasagift.(Movesit)Phoebe:Okay,nowyou'rejustkindaDavid:Okay,whatthe,whatthe.(SweepstheremainingpapersoffthedeskandgrabsPhoebe)Youwantmetoactuallythrowyouoryou-youwannajusthop?Phoebe:Icanhop.(Shehopsontothetable)(Theykiss,finally)[Scene:CentralPerk,everyoneisRoss:Solmesomething.Whatdoesthephrase'nodatepact'meantoyou?Monica:I'msorry,okay.It'sjustthatChandlerhassomebody,andPhoebehassomebody-IthoughtI'daskFunBobby.Chandler:FunBobby?Yourex-boyfriendFunBobby?Monica:Yeah.Joey:YouknowmorethanoneFunChandler:IhappentoknowaFunRachel:(BringsJoeyamugofcoffee)Okay,hereweJoey:Oohoohoohooh,there'snoroomforRachel:(GlancesatJoeyandthensipshiscoffee)There.NowthereRoss:Okay,soonourno-dateevening,threeofyounowhaveJoey:Uh,Ross:Rachel:Ross:Five.(BurieshisheadinhisRachel:Sorry.Paolo'scatchinganearlierJoey:Yeah,andImetthisreallyhotsinglemomatthestore.What'sanelftodo?Ross:Okay,soI'mgonnabetheonlyonestandingtherealonewhentheballdrops?Rachel:Oh,c'mon.We'llhave,we'llhaveabigparty,andno-one'llknowwho'swithRoss:Hey,y'know,thisissonotwhatIneededrightMonica:What'stheRoss:Oh,it's-it'sMarcel.Hekeepsshuttingmeout,y'know?He'swalkingaroundallthetimedragginghishands...Chandler:That'ssoweird,IhadsuchablastwithhimtheotherRoss:Chandler:Yeah,weyed,wewatchedTV..thatjugglingthingisRoss:What,uh...whatjugglingChandler:Withtheballed-upsocks?Ifiguredyoutaughthimthat.Ross:No.Chandler:Y'know,itwasn'tthatbigadeal.Hejustballedupsocks...andamelon...(Maxrunsin)Max:Phoebe.Phoebe:Oh,hiMax!Hey,doyouknowMax:No.HaveyouseenPhoebe:No,no,hehasn'tbeenMax:Well,ifyouseehim,lhimtopackhisbags.WearegoingtoPhoebe:Max:Minsk.It'sinPhoebe:IknowwhereMinskMax:Wegotthegrant.Threeyears,allexpensesPhoebe:Sowhen,whendoyouMax:JanuaryCommercial[Scene:MaxandDavid'slab,theyareworking.PhoebeknocksonthePhoebe:o?David:Hey!Phoebe:David:Hi!(Kissesher)What-what'reyoungPhoebe:Um,well,MaxtoldmeaboutMinsk,so(Putsonafakecheeryvoice)congratulations!Thisissoexciting!Max:It'dbeevenmoreexcitingifwewerePhoebe:Oh,you'renotgoing?(Fakedisappointedvoice)Oh,Max:lher,David.'Idon'twannagotoMinskandworkwithLiandYamaguchiandFlench,onnonononononono.Iwannastayhereandmakeoutwithmygirlfriend!!'(Stormsout)David:Thankyou,Max.ThankPhoebe:So-soyou'rereallynotDavid:Idon'tknow.Idon'tknowwhatI'mgonnado.Ijust-youPhoebe:Ohdon'tdoDavid:Phoebe:OhnoDavid:No,butI'masking-Phoebe:Oh,butIcan'tdothat-David:No,butIcan't-Phoebe:It'syourthing,and-David:-makethedecision-Phoebe:Okay,um,stay.David:Stay.Phoebe:Stay.(HethinksforamomentandsweepsthestuffoffthePhoebe:Gettingsogoodatthat!(ShehopsDavid:ItwasMax'sstuff.(They[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thepartyhasJanice:Ilovethisartichokething!Oh,don'tlmewhat'sinit,thedietstartstomorrow!(LaughsherJanicelaugh)Chandler:YourememberMonica:(Someoneknocksonthedoor;Monicagetsit)Monica:Hi.Sandy:Hi,I'mJoey:Sandy!Hi!C'monin!(Sheenters,followedbyayoungboyandayoungergirl)...Youbroughtyourkids.Sandy:Yeah.That'sokay,(JoeyandMonicalookateachotherandshrug.RossenterswithMarcelonhisRoss:Par-Monica:ThatthingisnotcominginRoss:'Thatthing'?Thisishowyougreetguestsataparty?Letmeaskyousomething,ifIshowedupherewithmynewgirlfriend,shewouldn'tbe einyourhome?Monica:I'mguessingyournewgirlfriendwouldn'turinateonmycoffeetable.Ross:Okay.Hewasmoreembarrassedaboutthatthananyone.Okay?Andforhimtohavethecouragetowalkbackinherelikenothinghappened...Monica:Alright.JustkeephimawayfromRoss:Thankyou.(Shewalksoff)C'mon,Marcel,whaddyasayyouandIdoalittlemingling?(Marcelrunsoff)Alright,I'll,uh...catchupwithyoulater.(Thedooropens.Rachelisstandingthere.Hercoatismuddyandtorn,herhairisdishevelledandherfaceisbruised.Everyoneturnstolook)Monica:Ohmygosh!Rachel,honey..areyouokay?Where-where'sRachel:Rome.JerkmissedhisPhoebe:Andthen...yourfaceisRachel:No.Okay.Iwasattheairport,gettingintoacab,whenthiswoman-thisblondenetwithapocketbook-startsyellingatme.Somethingabouthowitwashercabfirst.AndthenthenextthingIknowshejuststarts-startspullingmeoutbymyhair!Soblowingmyattackwhistlethingyandthreemorecabsshowup,andasI'mgoingtogetintoacabshetacklesme.AndIhitmyheadonthekerbandcutmyliponmywhistle...oh...everybodyhavingfunattheparty?(ToMonica)Arepeopleeatingmy[Timelapse.MonicaandRachel,fixedupsomewhat,emergefromabedroom]Sandy:Y'know,whenIsawyouatthestorelastweek,itwasprobablythefirsttimeIevermentallyundressedanelf.Joey:Wow,that's,uh,Sandy:(TheyalmostkissandthenJoeyrealisesherkidsarestaringatJoey:Hey,Ross:(WatchingMarcelywithPhoebe.ToChandler)Lookathim.I'mnotsayinghehastospendthewholeeveningwithme,butatleastcheckin.Janice:(Startlesthem)Thereyouare!Haaah,yougotawayfromChandler:(Imitating)ButyoufoundJanice:Here,Ross,takeourpicture.(Handshimacameraandhestartssnap)S!You'reonJaniceCamera!Chandler:Killme.Killme(Someoneelseknocksonthedoor.MonicalooksthroughtheMonica:Heyeverybody!It'sFun(Everyonecheers.Monicaopensthedoor.BobbyisobviouslyveryFunBobby:Hey,sorryI'mlate.Butmy,uh,grandfather,he-diedabouttwohoursago.ButI-I-Icouldn'tgetaflightout'tiltomorrow,sohereIam!Joey:(Approaching)HeyFunBobby!Whoah!Whodied?(MonicagestureswildlybehindFunBobby'sback)[Timelapse.Bobbyistalkingabouthisgrandfather.Everyoneelseisvirtuallyintears]FunBobby:It'sgonnabeanopencasket,y'know,soatleastI'll-Igettoseehimagain.Janice:(Rossisstilltakingtheirphoto)Oh,I'mgonnablowthisoneup,andI'mgonnawrite'Reunited'inglitter.Chandler:Alright,Janice,that'sit!Janice...Janice...Hey,Janice,whenIinvitedyoutothispartyIdidn'tnecessarilythinkthatitmeantthatwe-Janice:Oh,no.Oh,Chandler:I'msorryyouJanice:OhmyGod.Youlistentome,Chandler,youlistentome.Oneofthesetimesisjustgonnabeyourlastchancewithme.(Sherunsoff)(RossisstilltakingChandler:Oh,willyougivemethething.(Snatchesthecamera)(DavidisfeedingPhoebepopcorn.Maxwalksup)Phoebe:Hi,Max:Yoko.(ToDavid)I'vedecidedtogotoMinskwithoutyou.David:Wow.Max:Itwon'tbethesame-butit'llstillbeMinsk.HappyNewYear.(WalksPhoebe:AreyouDavid:Yeah,I'mfine,I'm(PhoebeleadsDavidintoaPhoebe:You'regoingtoDavid:No,I'm...notgoingtoPhoebe:Oh,youaresogoingtoMinsk.YoubelonginMinsk.Youcan'tstayherejust'causeofme.David:YesIcan.BecauseifIgoitmeansIhavetobreakupwithyou,andIcan'tbreakupwithyou.Phoebe:Ohyes,yes,yesyoucan.Justsay,um,'Phoebe,myworkismylifeandthat'swhatIhavetodorightnow'.AndIsay'yourwork?!Yourwork?!Howcanyousaythat?!'.Andthenyousay,um,'it'stearingmeapart,butIhavenochoice.Can'tyouunderstandthat?'.AndIsay(Hitshim)'no!No!Ican'tunderstandthat!'.David:Uh,Phoebe:Ooh,sorry.Um,and,andthenyouputyourarmsaroundme.Andthenyouputyourarmsaroundme.(Hedoesso)And,um,andthenyoulmethatyoulovemeandyou'llneverforgetme.David:I'llneverforgetPhoebe:Andthenyousaythatit'salmostmidnightandyouhavetogobecauseyoudon'twannastartthenewyearwithmeifyoucan'tfinishit.(Theykiss)I'mgonnamissyou.Youscientistguy.DickClark:(onTV)Hi,thisisDickClark,liveinTimesSquare.We'reinavirtualsnowstormofconfettihereinTimesSquare...(JoeyputsablanketoverSandy'sJoey:Therey'go,Chandler: