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IthoughtitwasaWhat's这个哥们儿·斯There'sthisguyJimmySpeckerman,whousedtotormentmeinhigh他在上给我发了条信Hesentmeamessagethrough他就在本市想找我喝两杯He'sintownandwantstohave如果这是个游戏你有如下选择Okay,Penny,ifitwereagame,hereareyourAne-mailfromanoldortheheadofoneofthelargestreligiousSweetGeorgiaBrownintheworldslamdunkingto"SweetGeorgiaBrown."Pick.选一个吧不然他不会闭嘴的Justdoit,'causehe'snotgonnaletitAndthat'showit'sWhatareyougonnadoaboutyour-要去见他吗--Areyougonnaseehim?-Idon'tIsthisthefellowwhopeedinyourHawaiian不是No,thatwasadifferentWashetheonewhowedgiedyousoyourtesticleandyouspentyourwholeChristmaswaitingforittocomeback不是No,thatwasadifferent,differentWashetheonewhousedyourheadtoopenaOh,oh,Washetheonewhomadeyoueatyourarm不是No,but,thatwasthisguy's好吧Allright,well,whatdoyouthinkheIdon't你看哈Youknow,theholidaysarejustaroundtheMaybehewantstoseeifhecantheothertesticleupthere.我都跟你说了不是这哥们Itoldyou.Thatwasadifferent唉真可惜本来可以Hmm.That'stoobad.Wecouldhave纽约时代广场新年夜保留NewYear'sEvewaitingfortheballto凌晨两点钟你还不睡在干嘛呢It's2:00a.m.Whatareyoung

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Okay,well,I'msorryyoufeelthatway.Noonewantstohearmy 上道Ithinkyourmistakeisngitoverthephone.如果她们能看着你那的大眼睛铁定Iftheycouldlookintoyoureyes,they'dPenny,itdoesn'tmatterwhatyoudidintheYou'reagoodnow.That'seasyforyoutoYouweren'tjustcalleda"B-b-b-b-bitch".PerhapsyoucouldassuageyourguiltthroughWhichword'stripyouup?"Assuage",or"altruism"?通过帮助别人You'llfeelbetterbyngsomethingnicefor-其实我是懂的-Iactuallyknewthat.Ineverdoubtedyou.EveryotherweekIserveatasoupkitchenOoh,Ican'tdo如果我站在一锅冒热气的汤前我的头发IfIstandovera ingpot,myhairjustgoesWhatelsecouldIdo?There'sHabitatforHumanity-buildinghousesforthe拜托都没有房Okay,comeon,Idon'tevenhavemyownhouse--I'mgoingtobuildoneforsomeoneHowaboutdonatingsomeofyour天啊Oh,myGod,that's'CauseIhavesomanyclothesIdon'tandthey'rejusttakingupandIgoshoptobuymoreandIhavenocetoputit.Thiswilltotallyfixthat.WhatabouthelAndhelHere'syour-你放的是半脱脂奶不是全脂奶吧-Oh,halfandhalfinsteadofwholemilk? -83.89度了吗-Heatedtoprecisely183 -正好七块小棉花糖不多不少吗Sevenlittlemarshmallows,nomoreno你运气好多给你一块Yougotoneforgoodluck.I'llget我运气好多给我一块OneforgoodMustbethekindofmaththeydoat

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