四人英语搞笑话剧剧本

甲:Hello,everyone,haveyoueverseenthemovie<Avatar>?Yeah,youareright,I'mthedirector--CameronDiaz,applaud,thankyou....Recently,Iwilldirectanewmoviecalled<Avatar2>,today,therewillbeaauditionandIwillselectthreeactresseswhocangetthechancetoperforminthisfilmwithfamousactress---AnneHathaway,OK,let'sbegin.Atfirst,talentshow,numberone,let'swelcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darlingdirector,themostbeautifulcharming,sexygirliscoming,everybodyknowsme,right?Yeah,I'mNicoleKidman,openyoureyesasbigasyoucanandholdyourbreath,therewillbeaunique,fantasticdanceshowforyou,Ibelievethatallofyouwillbecrazyaboutit,(打个响指)comesomemusic.(搞笑舞,自由发挥).(跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕),thankyou,(面向导演),honey,isitawonderfulperformance?甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh,darling,areyouOk?甲:eh...mygod,haveyouusesomestimulantdrugsthismorning,youmakemynervesnervous.Getout,nextone.乙:ohno...sweet,youbreakmyheart...(掩面离去)丙:ohitseemstobeserious.Godblessme(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手),nicetomeetyou,director.甲:(与之握手),nicetomeetyoutoo,so,introduceyourselfplease.丙:I'mCelineDion,youknow,Idon'thavetoomanyachievements,IjustwonfiveGrammyawards,12WorldMusicAwards,7AmericanMusicAwards,21JunoAwardsand(做沉思状)oh,Iforgetit,aOscarAward,(同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calmdown,calmdown,it'sjustapieceofcakeforme,youknow,I....甲:ok,stop,timeislimited,justbegin丙:OK!!!I'llusemyfirstsignaturesongtoconqueryou--myheartwillgoon,justenjoyit.near,far,whereveryouare

ibelievethattheheartdoesgoon

oncemore,youopenedthedoor(甲stopstop,丙不理,继续作深情状)

andyou'rehereinmyheart,

andmyheartwillgoo