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IT狂人台词文本IT狂人台词文本/NUMPAGES13IT狂人台词文本IT狂人台词文本【IT狂人第一季第1期】Hopethisdoesn'tembarrassyouJen,butIfoundthebestthingtodowiththenewemployeeistosizethemupwithalonghardstare.希望你不要感到尴尬，珍。因为我发现考量新员工最好的办法就是用眼睛紧紧地盯着他。So!

So.

First

day!

Yes!那么！怎样。第一天上班？没错！Scary...?

Yes...

Don't

be

scared!

Oh

I'm

not

reallyscared.害怕吧？是...别怕！其实我也不是很怕。You

should

be!

Well

I'm

a

little

bit

scared.

What?Don't

be!应该怕！我确实有点小怕啦。啥？别怕！Make

up

your

mind!你到底想怎样。So

here

you

are!好吧你说！Yes.

I'm

really

looking

forward

to...Getting

to

grips

with

the...其实，我很希望能...认真做好...I'm

gonna

put

you

in

I.T.

Because

you

said

on

your

CV

you

had

a

lot

of

experience

withcomputers.我决定把你安排在

IT部门。因为你在简历里说你在电脑方面很有经验。I

did

say

that

on

my

CV,

yes.

I

have

lots

of

experience

with

the

puter...thing,

youknow.我的确在简历里提过，没错。我有着丰富的经验，关于整体的...电脑的...事儿。Emails..sending

emails,

receiving

emails,

deleting

emails...I

could

go

on.

Do!例如电子邮件...发邮件，收邮件，删邮件...除此之外我还会很多。那接着说！The

Web...Using

mouse...mices

...using

mice.

Clicking...double

clicking...the

computer

screen

ofcourse,

the

keyboard...我会上网...点鼠标...各种鼠标。单击...双击...当然还有显示器、键盘...The

bit

that

goes

on

the

floor

down

there...

The

hard

drive?

Correct.那边安在地板上的叫什么来着...硬盘吗？就是它。Aha!

Well,

you

certainly

seem

to

know

your

stuff.啊哈！看来你对你的专业非常熟悉。That

settles.

Got

a

good

feeling

about

you

Jen!

And

they

need

a

new

manager.就这么定了。对你的感觉很不错啊，珍！那边正好缺个新经理。Oh

fantastic!

So...the

people

I'll

be

working

with,

what're

they

like?太好了！那...要跟我一起工作的同事，他们怎么样？Standard

nerds!标准的书呆子！【IT狂人第一季第2期】Hello

I.T.?

Have

you

tried

turning

it

off

and

onagain?你好，IT部。试过关机重启吗？OK,

well,

the

button

on

the

side,

is

it

glowing?好，边上的钮亮不亮？Yeah,

you

need

to

turn

it

on!

The

button,

turns

iton?!对，你需要先按键开机！就是那个钮，按下去了吗？Yeah...You...Yeah...You

do

know

how

a

buttonworks,

don't

you?

No,

not

on

clothes!是...你...对...你知道怎么按按钮吧，不是吗？不是衣服上的纽扣！（button=按钮=纽扣）Hello,

I.T.?

Yeah?

Have

you

tried

forcing

an

unexpected

reboot?你好，IT部。是吗？你试过强制意外重启吗？No,

no!

There

you

go!

No

there

you

go,

I

just

heard

it

come

on.不不！就是那样！这回对了，我刚听见开机的声音了。No

no,

that's

the

music

you

hear

when

it

comes

on.不不，你听见的是开机音乐。No,

that's

the

music

you

hear

when...I'm

sorry,

are

you

from

the

past?!不，有音乐说明...抱歉，你是从古代来的吗？See

the

driver

hooks

a

function

by

patching

the

system

call

table.驱动程序通过修补系统调用表调用挂钩函数。So

it's

not

safe

to

unload

it,

unless

another

thread's

about

to

jump

in

there

and

do

its

stuff.所以直接卸载不安全，除非让另一个进程接管。And

you

don't

want

to

end

up

in

middle

of

invalid

memory.

Hello?如果在无效内存中挂掉就悲催了。喂？Oh

really?

Really,

why

don't

you

come

down

here

and

make

me

then?是嘛？那你干吗不下来跟我单挑啊？What?

Oh

you

think

I'm

afraid

of

you?

I'm

not

afraid

of

you!什么？你以为我怕你啊？我才不怕你呢！You

can

come

down

here

any

time

and

I'll

be

waiting

for

ya!

That

told

her!有种你就下来，本人随时恭候！就欠这么跟她说！Oh

God,

it's

about

time

you

got

back,

it's

been

all

go.哎呀老天，你该早点回来，错过刚才的好戏了。You

had

a

job?你去修电脑了？Girl

on

fifth...五楼那姑娘报修...Did

you

and

her...hit

it

off?你跟她...投缘吗？Define

"Hit

it

off"?"投缘"是什么意思？Did

she

continue

talking

to

you

once

you'd

fixed

her

computer?就是修完电脑后，她还理你吗？No...And

while

I

was

working

on

it,

she

rested

a

cup

on

my

back.不理...而且我趴着修电脑时，她还在我背上放了个杯子。No?!

Yep!

Unbelievable!不是吧？你看！简直难以置信！Yeah,

I

mean

they've

not

respect

for

us

up

there,

no

respect!

Whatsoever!

We're

all

justdrudgens

to

them没错，楼上的人对咱们太"没"尊重了！是"不"尊重！无所谓是什么词！简直当咱们是"哭工"！（Roy把drudge说成了drudgen）Yes!

If

there

were

such

a

thing

as

a

drudgen,

that

is

what

we'd

be

to

them.没错！要是世上有"哭工"这个词，那我们一定是。It's

like

they're

pallywally

when

there's

a

problem

with

their

printer,

but

once

it's

fixed...打印机坏了他们都跟你称兄道弟的，可只要你一修好...They

toss

us

away

like

yesterday's

jam!他们像对隔夜的果酱那样，随手就把咱们扔到一旁！Yes!

Yesterday's

jam!

That

is

what

we

are

to

them!对！隔夜的果酱！那就是我们在他们眼里的形象！Actually

you

know

what?

That

doesn't

really

work

as

a

thing...because

you

know,

jam

lasts

forages.其实那比喻还是有点不准确...果酱保质期很长的。Hello,

I.T.?

Have

you

tried

turning

it

off

and

on

again?你好，IT部。试过关机重启吗？Unisex

toilets?

You

have

unisex

toilets,

like

Ally

McBeal?无性别卫生间？你们居然有无性别卫生间，跟《甜心俏佳人》里一样？【IT狂人第一季第7期】It

might

be

something

you

say,

or

something

youdo!那些迹象可能会是你说的话，或者干的事！But

when

we

notice

this,

and

believe

me

we

willnotice

this,

there's

going

to

be

a

long

way

down

foryou,

sweet

chicks!我们只要注意到这些迹象，相信我，我们一定会留意的，你就会在这儿待好长时间，小丫头！He'll

realize

in

a

second.他马上就会反应过来他说错了。I

cannot

believe

you're

going

to

tell

on

me.

You'relike

a

pair

of

horrible

old

women.真不敢相信，你们居然打算告发我。你们俩就像一对老巫婆。What

did

she

say?她说什么？She

said

we're

like

horrible

old

women.她说我们像老巫婆。She

didn't!她怎会这么说！Hey

guys!

Ok,

got

something

to

tell

me?你们好啊，伙计们！找我有事吗？Yes,

well,

it's

like

this...有点事。是这样的...看看你们！我的

IT团队。Yeah.

Team

players

each

and

every

one

of

you.没错。你们每个人都是团队的一员。Yeah,

what

she...There's

no

room

for

people

who

can't

act

in

a

team

on

my

team!对，但她...在我这儿没有团队精神可不行！Excuse

me.

Hello?

What?!

Well

if

you

can't

work

as

a

team,

you're

all

fired!

That's

it,

you

heardme,

fine!

Get

your

things

and

go!抱歉。喂？什么？！要是你们不能像团队一样工作，就给我走人！就是那样，你没听错，你们被解雇了！拿着你的东西走人！Hello,

Security?

Everyone

on

floor

4

is

fired.

Escort

them

from

the

premises.

And

do

it

as

ateam!喂，保卫科吗？四楼的人都被炒了，把他们送出大楼。别忘了团队合作！Remember

you're

a

team,

and

if

you

can't

act

as

a

team,

you're

fired

too!记住你们是个团队，如果没有团队精神你们也给我走人！Dawn!

Get

onto

recruitment.

Tell

them

to

look

for

a

security

team

that

can

work

as

team.道恩！找人事部，让他们招一组有团队精神的保安队。They

may

have

to

escort

our

security

team

from

the

building,

for

not

acting

like

a

team!让他们把现在的保安队轰出去，他们没有团队精神！Team!

Team

team

team

team

team!

I

even

love

saying

the

word

"Team".团队！团队、团队、团队...我特喜欢说这个词。You

probably

think

that's

a

picture

of

my

family?你们可能认为这是我家的全家福？It's

the

ATeam.

Body,

Doyle,

Tiger,

the

Jewellery

Man!

All

of

them!

So

what

do

you

wanna

tellme?其实这是顶级团队。宝迪、道尔、泰格、还有个带珠宝的男人！他们都是！话说你们来找我什么事？Well,

it's

just

not

working

out.哦，我们之间合不来。He's

joking!他开玩笑呢！But

you

said...可你刚才说...Not

working

out?合不来？Oh

no!

No!

We

are

getting

on

like

a

big

house

on

fire!

Yeah!啊没有没有！我们之间好着呢，跟老房子着火似的！没错！My

ear's

getting

hot!我的耳朵烫死了！No.

You

know

what?

We

should

leave

now