英语笑话选之红脖子的驾照讲义课件

Redneck是指那些没有读过什麽书的乡下人而言,由於他们与众不同的生活方式,以致於成为其他美国的人笑柄.所以就有人写了一篇Redneck'sdriver'slicenseapplication来讽刺这些Redneck.Lastname:________________(Checkappropriatebox)Firstname:Firstname:[_]Billy-Bob[_]Bobby-Sue[_]WylaneJoLove[_]Billy-Joe[_]Bobby-Jo[_]Billy-Ray[_]Bobby-Ann[_]Billy-Sue[_]Bobby-Lee[_]Billy-Mae[_]Bobby-Ellen[_]Billy-Jack[_]Bobby-BethAnnSueAge:____(ifunsure,guess)Sex:____M_____F_____NotsureShoeSize:____Left____RightOccupation:[_]Farmer[_]Mechanic[_]HairDresser[_]Waitress[_]Un-employed[_]DirtyPoliticianSpouse'sName:__________________________2ndSpouse'sName:__________________________3rdSpouse'sName:__________________________SpellS-P-O-U-S-ERelationshipwithspouse:[_]Sister[_]Aunt[_]Brother[_]Uncle[_]Mother[_]Son[_]Father[_]Daughter[_]Cousin[_]PetNumberofchildrenlivinginhousehold:___Numberofchildrenlivinginshed:___Numberofchildrenthatareyours:___Mother'sName:_______________________Father'sName:_______________________(Ifnotsure,leaveblank)Education:1234(Circlehighestgradecompleted)Doyou[_]ownor[_]rentyourmobilehome?(Checkappropriatebox)Vehiclesyouownandwhereyoukeepthem:___Totalnumberofvehiclesyouown___Numberofvehiclesthatstillcrank___Numberofvehiclesinfrontyard___Numberofvehiclesinbackyard___NumberofvehiclesoncementblocksFirearmsyouownandwhereyoukeepthem:____truck____kitchen____bedroom____bathroom____shedModelandyearofyourpickup:_____________194_Doyouhaveagunrack?[_]Yes[_]No;Ifno,pleaseexplain:Newspapers/magazinesyousubscribeto:[_]TheNationalEnquirer[_]TheGlobe[_]TVGuide[_]SoapOperaDigest[_]RifleandShotgun[_]ArmedandReady!___Numberoftimesyou'veseenaUFO___Numberoftimesyou'veseenElvis___Numberoftimesyou'veseenElvisinaUFOHowoftendoyoubathe:[_]Weekly[_]Monthly[_]NotApplicableHowmanyteeth?___Colorofteeth:[_]Yellow[_]Brownish-Yellow[_]Brown[_]Black[_]N/ABrandofchewingtobaccoyouprefer:[_]Red-ManHowf