公主日记1中英文台词

PAGEPAGE1公主日记1（ThePrincessDiaries1）该上学了!Timeforschool!不要做白日梦了你要迟到了Stopdaydreaming.You'llbelateforschool.有时我有些梦想Sometimeslhavedreams.嘿Louie起来Hey,Louie.Comeon.我描绘自己在lpicturemyselfflyin'该去上学了It'stimetogotoschool.云中穿梭Throughtheclouds搏击长空Highinthesky征服世界Conqueringtheworld带着我的魔法钢琴Withmymagicpiano不再害怕Neverbeingscared然后我意识到ButthenIrealize我有超能力I'mSupergirl我要来拯救世界AndI'mheretosavetheworld但是我想知道ButIwannaknow谁来拯救我?Who'sgonnasaveme?感觉有信心吗?Areyoufeelingconfident?不太有Notreally.你就记住演讲的时候...Nowjustremember,whenyoumakeyourspeech...不要看下面的人don'tlookatthepeople.盯住后面墙上的某个地方...Pickaspotonthebackwall...不要转移视线...don'ttakeyoureyesoffofit...并且声音要放大andspeakloudly.谢谢妈妈Thanks,Mom.再见妈妈Bye,Mom.祝你好运Goodluck.早上好ButtonsMorning,Buttons.友好点ButtonsBenice,Buttons.对不起Robutusen先生Sorry,Mr.Robutusen.祝你愉快Haveaniceday.才怪Idoubtit.我有超能力l'mSupergirl我有超能力I'mSupergirl我想知道WhatIwannaknow谁来拯救我?Who'sgonnasaveme?嘿加油哦加油Hey,there,hothere你们好吗?Howdoyoudo?Grove雄狮向你们问好ThisisGroveLionssayin'hitoyou.-我是Lana...-Anna...-I'mLana...-Anna...FontanaFontana.上来雄狮!GoLions!Josh!Josh!我有超能力I'mSupergirl-Josh!-你在干什么?-Josh!-Whatareyoudoing?哦他真是爱出风头Oh,he'ssuchashow-off.Jeremiah请从墙上下来Jeremiah,offthewall,pIease.快点你应该很清楚Comeon.Youknowbetterthanthat.早上好Gupta小姐Goodmorning,MissGupta.早上好Lilly...Morning,Lilly...还有Lilly的朋友Lilly'sfriend.我有超能力I'mSupergirl谁来拯救我?Who'sgonnasaveme?你知道作为球队的经纪人...Youknow,asmanageroftheteam...我真的认为你应该加入球队Ireallythinkyoushouldbeapartoftheteam.哦哦!天哪Oh,oh!Oops.对不起我没看见你I'msorry,Ididn'tseeyou.我在想...Iwasthinking...又有人坐在我身上了Somebodysatonmeagain.-真的?-真的-Really?-Yeah.我不知道怎么回事ldon'tknowwhathappened.我就是坐在那儿练习我的演讲...lwasjustsittingthere,workingonmyspeech...教室里鸦雀无声...It'sreallyadumbclass...毛骨悚然的景象Jerkandjerkettesighting.夏日的轻吻Softkissesonasummer'sday驱走我们所有的烦恼Laughingallourcaresaway梦想...Anddreamof...-什么?-什么?-What?-What?你没见过两个傻瓜交换口水?Youneversawtwoidiotsexchangesalivabefore?哦是啊Oh.Yeah.他们太粗鲁了They'resorude.好你知道吗有那么一瞬间...Good.Youknow,forasecondthere...我以为你要离开我加入那些主流人物呢IthoughtyouweregoingA-crowdonme.哦才不会呢Oh,heh.Negative.准备好辩论了吗?Readyfordebate?我永远不会准备好的l'mneverreadyfordebate.加油Josh!Go,Josh!所以这不是场辩论Sothisisnotadebate.而是控制的问题Thisisacontrolissue.Grove利用教学来控制我们的思想...Grovecontrolsourmindswithwhattheyteachus...但是你们知道吗?butyouknowwhat?他们并没有因此而满足They'renotsatisfiedwiththat.我认为Grove应该取消校服...IthinkGroveshoulddumptheuniforms...让我们全年都穿便装!andwehavecasualdressallyearround!好了好了Allright,allright.好姑娘们冷静一下冷静一下Ok,girls,settledown.Settledown.这不过是场辩论辩论结束后...Thisisadebate,andafterit'sover...我希望你们还是穿上校服Iwantyoubackinyourschooluniform.嘿老大管你怎么说Hey,boss,whateveryousay.Josh坐下Josh,sitdown.-他太棒了-他是我的-He'stheman.-He'smyman.好了Josh等会好吗?OK,Josh.Later,OK?坐下坐下小子你已经说明了自己的观点Down,down,boy.Youmadeyourpoint.好那么我们听到了...OK,so,nowwe'veallheard...正方辩手JoshBryant的观点fromJoshBryantfortheaffirmative.我喜欢这个声音Ilovethatsound.我的观点是什么来着?What'smypointagain?你喜欢我们的校服它们代表着平等Youlikeouruniforms.They'reequalizers.现在我们听听来自...Nowwe'llheartherebuttal...MiaThermopolis的辩驳...fromMiaThermopolis...她将代表反方...whowillpresentthenegativeargument...提出反对的观点againstourproposition.加油Mia!Comeon,Mia!呃...我认为...呃...Um...Ith-think...um...好个卷毛球Whatafrizz-ball.看她的头发Lookatherhair.我们等着呢We'rewaiting.快说!Saysomething!你们知道呃...我...Yousee,um...I...你们看便服...便服...呃...See,casual...casual...uh...你没事吧?AreyouOK?她要吐了She'sgonnabarf.哦天哪!她要吐了!Oh,God!She'sgonnahurl!盖上喇叭!Coverthetuba!好了好了都安静下来OK,OK.Everybodysettledown.学着去飞Learnhowtofly准备前行Gottamoveon从心碎的地方开始...Fromwhat'sbreakingyourheart...Mia!帮Taubman太太攀完...Mia!FinishupwithMrs.Taubman...你就可以休息了andthenyoucantakeabreak.Hersh太太又给了大笔小费AnotherhugetipfromMrs.Hersh.Taubman太太也给了我小费我们今天一整天都干得不错IgotonefromMrs.Taubman.We'redoingallrighttoday.Walsh先生的绳子缠起来了Mr.Walsh'sropesaretwisted.Walsh先生别缠了!Mr.Walsh,stoptwisting!你会被勒死的!You'llstrangleyourself!嗨妈妈Hi,Mom.你吐了是吧?Youthrewup,huh?还跑掉了Andyouranaway.我正试着忘却l'mtryingtoforgetaboutit.我要鞋和粉笔好吗?CanIhavesomeshoesandchalk,please?不管怎么样我会和你们辩论老师谈谈...Anyway,I'llgotaIktoyourdebateteacher...-他叫什么?-O'Connell先生-What'shisname?-Mr.O'Connell.我会把事情解决Andstraightenitallout.妈我永远不会成为一个优秀的演讲者的Mom,Iamnevergoingtobeagoodpublicspeaker.就跟他说我想演哑剧JustcaIIhimandtellhimIwanttobeamime.-这个我能做到-给你-Icandothat.-Hereyougo.哦你奶奶打电话来了Oh,yourgrandmothercalled.什么?What?活着的那个Theliveone.住在Genovia的Clarisse.WholivesinGenovia.Clarisse.这是她第一次联系我们Thisisthefirsttimeshe'severcontactedus.她想干什么?What'dshewant?她就在城里She'sintown.想喝杯茶Shewantstohavetea.喝茶?她大老远从欧洲跑来喝茶?Tea?ShecameallthewayfromEuropetohavetea?我觉得我要爬一下IthinkI'mgonnaclimbalittlebit.接电话RocksAroundtheClock不是奶奶使你离婚的吗?Isn'tthisthegrandmotherwhomadeyougetadivorce?嗯她不承认我...Well,shedidn'tapproveofme...但是我和Phillipe自己决定...butPhillipeandImadethedecision...要离婚的todivorceonourown.我为什么要去见这个无视我们存在的势利老太婆?WhyshouldIgoseethissnobbyladywhoignoresus?Mia她是你父亲的母亲Mia,she'syourfather'smother.明天去见她吧Justgoseehertomorrow.-拜托?-拉紧-Please?-Tension.她说你父亲希望...Shesaidyourfatherhoped...你们俩有一天能见一面thatyoutwowouldmeetsomeday.好吧我去Allright,I'llgo.好了我说了算Allright,Iwin.乐队练习结束了Bandpracticeisover.我要在这儿上音乐课出去!lhaveamusicclasshere.Out!第三组试唱一下"摘星"Let'shavethethirdgrouptry"CatchaFalling".Charles你想到前排吗?Charles,youwanttobeinthefront?-谢谢-不客气-Thanks.-Noproblem.MichaelMichael.你确定今天不帮我...Areyousureyoucan'thelpme...搞拯救猫头鹰的请愿吗?withmySpottedOwlpetitiontoday?我说过我放学后要去见我奶奶I'vetoldyouI'mmeetingmygrandmotherafterschool.哦那好吧Oh,right.抓住流星Catchafallingstar把它放进衣袋Andputitinyourpocket别让它流逝Neverletitfadeaway抓住流星Catchafallingstar把它放进衣袋Andputitinyourpocket以备不时之需Saveitforarainyday爱神会眷顾你Forlovemaycomeand轻拍你的肩膀Tapyouontheshoulder没有星星的夜晚Somestarlessnight星期天是学校参观小姐SchooltoursareonSaturday,younglady.我来这儿见我奶奶I'mhereforameetingwithmygrandmother.叫什么?Name?ClarisseRenaldi.ClarisseRenaldi.哦请到前门来Oh.Pleasecometothefrontdoor.非常感谢Thankyouverymuch.不要践踏草坪!Getoffthegrass!欢迎Thermopolis小姐Welcome,MissThermopolis.我们一直在等你We'vebeenexpectingyou.哦小心点Oh,becarefuI.请别压坏我的幸运豆Pleasedon'tcrushmysoynuts.你的幸运豆很安全Yoursoynutsaresafe.可以了Ok.这边走Rightthisway.请自便Please,makeyourseIfcomfortable这是为她女儿Marissa准备的...fortheirdaughterMarissa.她对花生过敏She'sallergictopeanuts.我们还要给首相夫人准备新枕头Andweneednewpillowsfortheprimeminister'swife.她对鹅毛过敏She'sallergictogoosefeathers.你好AmeliaHello,Amelia.我是CharlotteGenovian的使馆人员I'mCharlotte,fromtheGenovianattachécorps.嗨幸会Hi.It'snicetomeetyou.呃我这是在哪?Um,whereamI?Genovian领事馆TheGenovianConsulate.你们的花里有梨You'vegotpearsinyourflowers.Genovian梨我们因此著称Genovianpears.We'refamousforthem.那么你先请坐...Now,ifyou'llsitdown...她一会儿就到she'llbewithyouinamoment.一会儿也不用我已经在这儿了No,Idon'tneedamoment.I'mhere.Amelia我很高兴你能来Amelia,I'msogladyoucouIdcome.嗨你们这地方不错Hi.You'vegotagreatplace.谢谢Thankyou.嗯让我好好看看你Well,letmelookatyou.你看起来很...年轻Youlookso...young.谢谢Thankyou.你看起来很...Andyoulookso...干净clean.Charlotte你能否到花园看看茶准备好了没有?Charlotte,wouIdyoucheckonteainthegarden?请坐Please,sit.嗯我妈说你想...So,mymomsaidyouwanted...和我谈点事扯吧totalktomeaboutsomething.Shoot.哦在我"扯"之前...Oh,beforeI"shoot"...我想给你一样东西IhavesomethingIwanttogiveyou.给你Here.哦呃谢谢Oh,um,thankyou.这是Genovian的冠饰lt'stheGenoviancrest.我年轻的时候戴的ItwasminewhenIwasyoung.那个是我曾祖母的Andthatwasmygreat-grandmother's.嗯我会好好保管Heh.I'llkeepthissafe.我会把它保存好IwiIItakegoodcareofit.现在你想和我说什么?Now,whatdidyouwanttotellme?我认为是一些...SomethingthatIthinkwillhave...会对你的人生造成重大影响的事averybigimpactuponyourlife.我已经有牙套了Ialreadyhadbraces.比矫正牙齿要重要No,it'sbiggerthanorthodontia.茶好了夫人Theteaisserved,ma'am.Amelia你有没有听说过...Amelia,haveyoueverheard...EduardChristoffPhillipeGérardRenaldi?ofEduardChristoffPhillipeGérardRenaldi?没有No.他曾经是Genovia的王储HewasthecrownprinceofGenovia.他怎么了?Whatabouthim?EduardChristoffPhillipeGérardRenaldi...EduardChristoffPhillipeGérardRenaldi...是你的父亲wasyourfather.是好啊Yeah,sure.我父亲是Genovia的王子MyfatherwastheprinceofGenovia.嗯哼开玩笑吧Uh-huh.You'rejoking.为什么我要拿这种事开玩笑?WhywouldIjokeaboutsomethinglikethat?不!因为如果他真的是王子那我是...No!Becauseifhe'sreallyaprince,thenI...没错ExactIy.你不仅是AmeliaThermopolisYou'renotjustAmeliaThermopolis.你是AmeliaMignonetteThermopolisRenaldi...YouareAmeliaMignonetteThermopolisRenaldi...Genovia的公主PrincessofGenovia.我?是个公主?Me?Aprincess?闭嘴!Shutup!对不起?闭嘴?Ibegyourpardon?Shutup?陛下在美国...YourMajesty,inAmerica...在这儿它不是表示"闭嘴"的意思itdoesn'talwaysmean"Bequiet".这儿它可能是指"哇""哦""神哪"...Hereitcouldmean,"Wow","Geewhiz","Golly"...哦我明白了谢谢你Oh,Iunderstand.Thankyou.总之你是公主Nevertheless,youaretheprincess.我是ClarisseRenaldi女王AndIamQueenClarisseRenaldi.究竟为什么选我做你们的公主?Whyonearthwouldyoupickmetobeyourprincess?你父亲死了之后你是Genovia王位...Sinceyourfatherdied,youarethenaturalheir...名正言顺的继承人我们的法律规定的tothethroneofGenovia.That'sourlaw.我是因婚姻而位列皇族I'mroyalbymarriage.你是有真正的皇室血统YouareroyalbybIood.你有统治权Youcanrule.统治?哦不Rule?Oh,no.不行不行不行Oh,no.No,no,no.你们真的找错人了NowyouhavereallygotthewronggirI.我从来没有领导过任何人...Ineverleadanybody...无论在蛋糕柜台还是在女童子军中...notatBrownies,notatCampFireGirls...Clarisse女王我生活的追求就是...QueenClarisse,myexpectationinlife...做个透明人我很擅长这个istobeinvisible,andI'mgoodatit.Amelia我也曾经有过其他追求Amelia,Ihadotherexpectationsalso.即使在我最疯狂的梦中...Inmywildestdreams...我都从来没想到事情会这样Ineverexpectedthistohappen.但你是合法的继承人...Butyouarethelegalheir...唯一的...Genovian王位继承人...theonlyheir...totheGenovianthrone...而且我们会接受这个挑战...andwewillacceptthechallenge...帮助你成为真正的公主ofhelpingyoubecometheprincessthatyouare.哦我可以给你书看Oh,Icangiveyoubooks.你将要研习语言历史艺术政治科学Youwillstudylanguages,history,art,politicalscience.我可以教你言谈举止...Icanteachyoutowalk,talk,sit,stand...穿着打扮都像个公主eat,dresslikeaprincess.而且考虑到时间我想你会发现...And,giventime,Ithinkyou'llfind...Genovia的皇宫是个很适宜居住的地方thepaIaceinGenoviaaverypleasantplacetolive.-住在Genovia?-那是个很棒的国家-LiveinGenovia?-It'sawonderfulcountry.哇哇等等...Whoa,whoa.Just...倒回去暂停一下Rewindandfreeze.我不是什么公主l'mnoprincess.我还在等着正常的生长发育I'mstillwaitingfornormalbodypartstoarrive.我拒绝搬家去统治一个国家...Irefusetomovetoandruleacountry...而且...你想听另一个原因吗?and...Doyouwantanotherreason?我不想做公主!Idon'twanttobeaprincess!哦Amelia...Amelia!Oh,Amelia...Amelia!Amelia回来!Amelia,comebackhere!嗯进展得多顺利啊是吧?Well,thatwentwell,didn'tit?-也许她需要更多时间-你愿意帮忙吗?-Perhapssheneedsmoretime.-Willyouhelpme?Thermopolis小姐?MissThermopolis?我是你的安全总管...I'mtheheadofyoursecurity...你想让我去做司机和保姆andyouwantmetobeachauffeurandbaby-sitter.现在看来这个孩子需要保护Forthetimebeing.ThechiIdneedsprotection.十五年来...For15years...你就不能抽空...youcouldn'tfindaspareminute...告诉我我爸是皇室成员?totellmethatmyfatherisaroyal?我原以为我这么做是对的IthoughtIwasdoingtherightthing.对谁来说是对的妈?Therightthingforwho,Mom?对我们都是对的Forallofus.我是说如果我们秘密地离了婚...lmean,ifwesecretlydivorced...他就会再找一个妻子...hewouldbeabletofindawoman...能留在Genovia他的身边并给他生个子嗣...whowouldstaybyhissideinGenoviaandproduceheirs...我就可以自由地和你一起生活andIwouldbefreetolivemylifewithyou.我是说拜托!我们在大学相识!Imean,please!Wemetincollege!我还很年轻!我想画画Iwasyoung!Iwantedtopaint.你能想象我在别人身后亦步亦趋地走...Canyouseemewalkingonestepbehindsomeone...这样了此一生?fortherestofmyIife?遵从着繁文缛节...Withrulesandregulations...不停地挥手鞠躬刮擦?andthewavingandthebowingandthescraping?我很害怕!Iwasscared!和一个...Livingwithamother...欺骗了我15年的母亲生活在一起也让我很害怕wholiedtomefor15yearsscaresme.你去哪儿?Whereareyougoing?整理我的寝宫Tostraightenuptheroyalbedchamber.离婚之后我们一起讨论过Afterthedivorce,wealldiscussedit.你父亲和你奶奶...Yourfatherandyourgrandmother...都同意和你保持距离...bothagreedtokeepthatdistance...这样你就能拥有一个正常的童年...soyouwouldhaveachanceofanormalchildhood...情感上不受干扰freeofemotionalcomplications.我们本想等你18岁的时候告诉你...Weweregoingtotellyouwhenyouwere18yearsoId...但是你父亲一死事情就变了Miabutwhenyourfatherdied,thingschanged,Mia.我们想保护你Wewantedtoprotectyou.好吧你知道吗?Ok.Youknowwhat?我没觉得受到了保护Idon'tfeelprotected.你活了15年...Youtrylivingfor15years...认为自己是某个人...thinkingthatyou'reoneperson...然后不到5分钟功夫你发现...andtheninfiveminutesyoufindout...你是个公主thatyou'reaprincess.就是以防...Justincase...我还不够像个怪胎...I'mnotenoughofafreakalready...还要给我戴上个皇冠!let'saddatiara!那好把汤喝了Well,drinkyoursoup.我不饿I'mnotreallyhungry.好吧Fine.晚安亲爱的Goodnight,sweetheart.肥Louie...FatLouie...你多么幸运啊...YouaresoIucky...你不知道父母是谁youdon'tknowwhoyourparentsare.我从没坐过豪华轿车...I'veneverriddeninalimo...他苦涩地承认...headmittedbitterlytohimseIf...当他凭窗眺望...ashecrossedtotheopenwindow...遥看海湾薄雾迫近...andlookedoutatthebay,thefoglooming...就像可怜的人生呈现在他面前likehispatheticlifebeforehim.难以置信我获得了艾美奖Ican'tbeIieveIwonanEmmy.我有自己最喜欢的Phillipe的照片IhavethisfavoritephotoofPhillipe.我们的大学时光很愉快Wehadsomuchfunwhenwewereincollege.他充满了生活情趣...Hewassofullofjoiedevivre...总是兴高采烈的alwayslaughingandsmiling.我记得Iremember.Helen如果Amelia拒绝继承王位...Helen,ifAmeliarefusestoacceptthethrone...Genovia将不复存在就像我们所知道的thenGenoviawillceasetoexistasweknowit.所以汝国的未来...Sothefutureofyourcountry...就掌握在我15岁女儿的手里?isinthehandsofmy15-year-old?在这儿Hereitis.Phillipe准备好了做国王Phillipewasreadytobeking.却发生了可怕的意外Thentheterribleaccident.即使我们之间处的不好...Eventhoughitdidn'tworkoutbetweenus...我还是非常爱你的儿子Ilovedyoursonverymuch.谢谢Thankyou.嗯就像往常一样...Well,asalways...我还是得这个样子thisisasgoodasit'sgonnaget.我等不到她18岁了Ican'twaituntilshe's18.哦这是个噩梦Oh,thisisanightmare.我回去睡觉吧I'mgoingbacktobed.Mia我们三个得谈谈Mia,thethreeofushavetotalk.哦好吧还有什么...Oh,Ok.Istheresomethingelse...关于我和我的生活的事也许是我想知道的?aboutmeandmylifejustmaybeImightwanttoknowabout?你们是不是想带我去个脱口秀节目...Areyoutwowaitingtotakemeonatalkshow...告诉我我有一个孪生姐妹是公爵夫人?totellmeIhaveatwinsisterwho'saduchess?你有个表亲是伯爵夫人Youhaveacousinwho'sacontessa.叫做BartholomewFondlyknownasBartholomew.实际上我们叫他PookieActually,wecallhimPookie.昨天我们进行地并不顺利Yesterdaydidnotgowell.请你听你奶奶说好吗?Willyoujustlistentoyourgrandmother?Amelia几个星期之后...Amelia,inamatterofweeks...我们有个年度舞会wehaveanannualball.我本来...我希望借此机会能把你介绍给...Iwas...IamhopingthatImaypresentyou...媒体和公众tothepressandthepubliconthatoccasion.然而你迫切需要一些指导However,youdesperatelyneedsomeinstruction.我代表整个Genovian国会...IspeakfortheentireGenovianparliament...和皇室家族andtheroyalfamily.我代表这个家AndIspeakforthisfamily.对不起...Excuseme...我没有你们这样的家庭...Idon'thaveafamilywitheitheroneofyou...因为你15年来无视我的存在...becauseyouignoredmefor15years...你骗我andyouliedtome.家人不做这样的事对吧?Familiesdon'tdostufflikethat,Ok?她去哪儿?Whereisshegoing?塔楼Thetower.Mia你不能逃避一切!Mia,youcan'trunfromeverything!她有个塔楼?Shehasatower?拜托?从上面下来Please?Justcomedownfromthere.大多数孩子想要一辆车...Mostkidshopeforacar...来庆祝16岁生日而不是个国家!fortheir16thbirthday,notacountry!请别客气Justmakeyourselfcomfortable.这样解决不了问题!Thisisgettingusnowhere!和我谈谈Talktome.我现在不能和你谈Ican'ttalktoyourightnow.我跟法律顾问的约谈要迟到了I'mlateforameetingwithmyguidancecounselor.我跟西班牙和葡萄牙的会议也要迟到了I'mlateforameetingwithSpainandPortugal.我有个想法lhaveathought.Mia保证在你的舞会之前...Miapromisestoattendprincesslessons...会参加公主训练课程untilyourball.嗯那不是我的舞会Well,it'snotmyball.那是Genovia一年一度的国庆舞会It'sGenovia'sannualIndependenceDayball.对不起I'msorry.Mia保证既不接受也不拒绝...Miapromisesneithertoacceptnorreject...你的皇室邀请直到这个盛大舞会开始...youroffertoberoyaluntiIthisgrandball...到时候她再做决定andthenshemakesherdecision.现在你们都能接受吧?Now,canyoubothlivewiththat?看起来我别无选择ItseemsIhavenooption.我也是IfIhaveto.但是我希望舞会之前不透露出去一个字ButIwantnotonewordofthisuntilthatevening.够明白了?Isthatunderstood?媒体会穷追不舍的Thepresswouldhaveafieldday.那么不要让西班牙和葡萄牙等着了Well.Let'snotkeepSpainandPortugalwaiting.今天我就要16岁了...I'llbe16thisyear...我妈卖掉了两幅画给我买了辆1966年产的野马跑车andmymomtradedtwopaintingsfora1966Mustang.你知道野马是什么吧?YoudoknowwhataMustangis,right?我养了几匹Iraisemustangs.对公主来说那种车不合适Thatisnotasensiblecarforaprincess.它对谁都不合适它根本动不了Itisn'tsensibleforanyone.Itdoesn'trun.我想我可以我可以赞助一下这辆车IsupposeIcoulddonatesomethingtothisvehicle.早上好Robutusen先生Goodmorning,Mr.Robutusen.这位绅士是谁?Whoisthisgentleman?哦他是我的邻居...Oh,he'smyneighbor...但是你不会想见他butyouwouldn'twanttomeethim.他不太有礼貌Hedoesn'thaveverynicemanners.早上好Goodmorning.我想让你见一个人There'ssomeoneIwantyoutomeet.好哦Ok.Whoa.你有两辆豪华轿车?Youhavetwolimousines?一个是你的Oneisyours.你也养豪华轿车吗?Youraiselimousines,too?不Amelia这是JosephNo.Amelia,thisisJoseph.嗨幸会Hi.Nicetomeetyou.这个优雅的欧洲女子没留下来喝茶...TheelegantEuropeanwomandidn'tstayfortea...谢谢Thanks.但是明天兴许会有可能Butthepromiseoftomorrowhungintheair.呃公主?Uh,Princess?公主容我说一句...Princess,mayIpointout...不管你按多少次...thatnomatterhowmanytimesyoupushit...它还是一样的上上下下itwillgoupanddownthesameway.Joseph我们能把那些旗子放下来吗?拜托?Joseph,canweeighty-sixtheflags?Please?不行No.那些旗子可以让我在任何地方停车Theflagsallowmetoparkanywhere.我们得留着旗子Wekeeptheflags.对不起JosephSorry,Joseph.你可以叫我JoeYoucancallmeJoe.Joey?Joey?嘿嘿嘿嘿Hehhehhehheh.不JoeNo.Joe.我错过什么了吗?DidImisssomething?我们要去参加婚礼吗?Arewegoingtoawedding?哦不去上学Uh,no.School.不是这是一趟惊喜之旅No,thisisthesurpriseride.这是JoeThisisJoe.JoeLillyLillyJoeJoe,Lilly.Lilly,Joe.嗨幸会Hi,it'snicetomeetyou.你知道吗你就像个柱子?YouknowyoulooklikeShaft?是的抱歉Yes.Excuseme.-你想兜风吗?-是非常想-Youwantaride,right?-Yeah,totally.嘿我来Hey,Igotit.当然可以Ofcourse.-好-哦太棒了!-Ok.-Oh,myword!请系上安全带小姐Pleasefastenyourseatbelts,ladies.你妈和一个送葬者约会了?lsyourmotherdatinganundertaker?哦不是Uh,no.那个一直杳无音讯的奶奶出现了...Thislong-lostgrandmothershowedup...她想让我用andshewantsmetouseit.-然后呢?-我...我不知道-And?-I...Idon'tknow.我猜她是想示好...Iguessshe'sjusttryingtobenice...好让我喜欢她togetmetolikeher.嘿Joe?Hey,Joe?你能在离学校一个街区的地方停车吗?Canyoupleaseparkablockawayfromschool?我不想因为这辆灵车引起骚乱Idon'twanttocauseariotwiththishearse.这不是一辆灵车Thisisanon-riothearse.就算它是灵车...Andifitwereahearse...后座应该是很安静的therewouldbesilenceinthebackseat.嘿加油哦加油Heythere,hothere你们好吗?Howdoyoudo?Grove雄狮向你们问好ThisisGroveLionssayin'hitoyou.加油雄狮!哇!GoLions!Rowr!在此提醒大家Thisisareminder.作业敷衍了事恐怕...Virtualhomeworkmaynotbesubmitted...得不到分数foractualcredit.告诉我MiaTellme,Mia.你演讲的事是真的?Isittrueaboutyourspeech?你真的在暴食大会上演讲过吗?AreyoureallyspeakingattheBulimicConvention?所以你能边说边吐?Soyoucanspeakandbarfatthesametime?好球Good.好球Michael就是这样Goodglove,Michael.Waytogo.我打空这一球Mia试着接住I'llletthisonego,Mia.Trycatching.你确定吗?Areyousure?这是慢速的别担心It'sslow-pitch.Don'tworryaboutit.捡起来把它扔给投手Nowgetitandthrowitbacktothepitcher.-好-快-Ok.-Comeon.-真对不起-嗯-Iamsosorry.-Mm.-我真的...嗯-I'mreally...Mm.-我不是有意要...嗯-Ididn'tmeanto...Mm.-需要帮忙吗?-冰给我冰-CanIhelpyou?-Ice.Getmeice.我快成疯子了...I'monthevergeofbecominganutcase...我父母认为我需要调整一下态度andmyparentsthinkIneedanattitudeadjustment.哇哇哇!Whoa,whoa,whoa!对不起嗯所以我爸今晚想...Sorry.Yeah,somydadwants...带我出去吃饭就我们俩totakemetodinnertonight,justthetwoofus.从我8岁开始我们就无话可说了WeranoutofthingstotalkaboutwhenIwas8.至少你爸还活着AtIeastyourdad'sstillalive.我以为你已经忘却了Ithoughtyou'dgottenoverthat.都两个月了It'sbeentwomonths.我知道我知道Iknow,Iknow.但是毕竟他是我爸But,afterall,hewasmydad.血缘上是这样但是你从来没见过他Biologically,yes,butyounevermettheman.15年来只是生日时送你的不错的卡片和礼物?Justanicecardandgiftonyourbirthdayfor15years?公正点那些礼物很不错Befair.Theywerebeautifulpresents.还记得他送我的那个Fabergé(俄国著名珠宝商)旋转木马吗?RememberthatFabergémerry-go-roundhesentme?那很不错Thatwasnice.而且他还给我付学费Andhepaidformyschooltuition.-也许吧-Lilly我得走了-Iguessso.-Lilly,Igottarun.我要找你弟弟看我的宝贝去Igottaseeyourbrotheraboutmybaby.好吧但是明天我们要坐豪华轿车Ok,butlet'stakethelimotomorrow.我受不了这些上坡了ThesehillsarekiIIingme.没问题Yougotit.他会修车会弹吉他...Hefixescars,heplaysguitar...还会唱歌andhecansing.-他太迷人了!-他太可爱了-Heissohot!-Heiswickedsweet.喂大点声这有乐队在排练Hello.Talkloud,Igotabandrehearsing.你正在欣赏的是捕蝇纸乐队的演出You'vebeenlisteningtothesoundsofFlypaper.我们飞向远方We'reflyingawaynow.好了别吼了他们唱完了Allright,stopyelling.They'refinished.嘿那个...唱的很不错Hey,that's...It'ssoundingreallygood.你知道Ned简直是在哀号Youknow,Nedisreallywailing.你好MiaHello,Mia.嗨博士Hey,Doc.那么我的宝贝是怎么回事?So,what'sthediagnosisformybaby?四百美元Fourhundreddollars.是我知道耍酷是要付出代价的对吧?Yeah,Iknow.Itcoststobecool,huh?今天我真不走运Thisisnotmyday.我提供免费服务I'lldosomelaborfree.谢谢但是我得和我奶奶谈谈Thanks,butl'lltalktomygrandmaaboutit.没事的It'llbegreat.回头见吧我得去个地方I'llseeyouguyslater.Igottabesomewhere.哦"我提供免费服务"Ooh."I'lldosomeIaborfree".嘿你爱上她了?Heh.Youaresweetonher?她是我姐最好的朋友!She'smysister'sbestfriend!是啊这是最难办的地方Yeah,that'sthehardestplacetobe.做朋友还是更进一步呢?Betweenfriendandfriendlier,huh?我试图找到一个出路l'mtryin'tofindaway我试图踏上旅途...l'mtryin'tofindaride...陛下外交包裹到了...YourMajesty,thediplomaticpouchhasarrived...她也到了andshe'shere.让她进来Sendherin.是夫人Yes,ma'am.我需要更多玫瑰...lneedmoreroses...红的白的紫的紫的!red,white,mauve.Mauve!-Amelia欢迎-你好-MissAmelia,welcome.-Hi.向左边直走Straightaheadtoyourleft.女王陛下在图书馆等你HerMajestyisreadyforyouinthelibrary.Charlotte做记录好吗?Charlotte,takenotes,willyou?Amelia慢慢地转个身...Amelia,circleslowly...好让我看看要做些什么soIcanevaluatetheworktobedone.Amelia!Amelia!你恶劣的姿势影响到你的听力了吗?Doesyourbadpostureaffectyourhearing?-转过来-哦对不起-Turn.-Oh,sorry.不不不慢慢地转No,no,no.Slowly,turn.慢一点谢谢Slowly.Thankyou.嗯姿态很明显发型Well,carriage,obviously.Hairstyle.气色...Complexion...停!Stop!眼睛...很可爱...Eyes...lovely...但是却被野人一样的眉毛遮盖住了buthiddenbeneathbushmaneyebrows.脖子还行Theneckisseemly.耳朵...Ears...像她的父亲likeherfather.真的吗?像吗?Really?Theyare?哦天哪!谁的指甲是这个样子?Oh,my!Whohasnailslikethese?大家都这样Everybody.明天我要见到干净的手指TomorrowIwouldliketoseecleanfingers.你要穿上长袜Andyouwillwearstockings.不要穿紧身裤或短袜Nottights,notsocks.我也再不想见到这双鞋了AndIneverwanttoseethoseshoesagain.走在人群中...Whenwalkinginacrowd...你会随时处在大家的审视中oneisunderscrutinyallthetime.所以我们不能像这样弯腰驼背Sowedon'tshlump,likethis.我们肩膀放松...Wedroptheshoulders...我们高人一等...wethinktall...我们微微前倾把体重...wetuckunderandtransfertheweight...从一只脚转移到...fromonefootto...不对公主从不在公众场合叠着腿No.Princessesnevercrosstheirlegsinpublic.为什么不把一个脚跟放在另一个后面...Whydon'tyoujusttuckoneanklebehindtheother...然后把双手优雅地放在膝盖上andplacethehandsgracefullyontheknees.Charlotte该到喝茶的时间了Charlotte,Ithinkit'stimefortea.告诉我我妈是如何...Tellme,howdoesmymother...或者说真的任何人在那种情况下...or,really,anyperson,forthatmatter...参加一个家长会...gointoaparent-teacherconference...最后却和老师约会?andcomeoutwithadate?MiaO'Connell先生还没结婚...Mia,Mr.O'Connellisnotmarried...没和任何人同居...he'snotlivingwithanyone...而且他没有穿耳洞没有纹身没有植发plushe'snotpierced,tattooed,orhair-plugged.你知道这种人在市场街南部是多么难找吗?DoyourealizehowrarethatissouthofMarketStreet?你知道会发生什么...Diditeveroccurtoyou...如果你和我的老师约会...thatifyoudatedoneofmyteachers...就会让其他同学...itwouldgivetheotherkids...有机会嘲笑我一辈子?licensetomockmefortherestofmylife?没有你是对的我没想到对不起No,you'reright.Ididn't,andI'msorry.只是那个Patrick...It'sjustthatPatrick...O'Connell先生...实在是个好人Mr.O'Connell...issuchaniceman.他是个真正的绅士...He'sarealgentleman...而且我很长很长时间都没遇到过这样的人了andIhaven'tmetoneofthoseinalong,longtime.好吧这...无所谓Ok.It's...it'sfine.我做什么都不对是吗?Ijustcan'tdoanythingrightanymore,canI?加油!进球!Comeon!Goforit!-加油躲过她!-单刀直入!-Comeon,gether!-Inyourface!哇哇哇!Aah,aah,aah!加油加油!Comeon,comeon!哪怕挡住一个Mia!Justblockone,Mia!我做不来我是个女生Ican'tdothis.I'magirl.我是什么鸭子吗?WhatamI,aduck?不是!我是说...你是运动型的No!Imean...You'reanathleticgirl.我会水上芭蕾瑜伽...Iamasynchronizedswimming,yoga-doing...骑马攀岩horseback-riding,wall-climbing-typegirI.我的手眼协调能力为零Myhand-eyecoordinationiszero.好吧你过会儿再上吧Allright,youcangoagainlater.Josh!过来Josh!Getinhere.好吧我来了Yeah,I'min.嗯我刚才看见你练了...So,Iwaswatchingyouearlier...你非常紧张andyou'rewaytense.你明白我在说什么吧?YouknowwhatI'msaying?夏日的轻吻...Softkissesonasummer'sday...你应该像球一样思考把自己变成球Yougottathinkliketheball.Betheball.你应该挡住它明白我的意思吧?Yougottastopit,knowwhatImean?-嗯哼?-嗯哼-Heh?-Heh.发球过来Bringiton.-嘿Joe?-嗯?-Hey,Joe?-Mm-hmm?我想把后座变成一个更衣室...I'mturningthebackseatintoadressingroom...这样我就能衣着得体地去见我奶奶soIcanchangeintoaproperoutfitformadame.好可以别忘了你的鞋Yes,well,don'tforgetyourshoes.哦谢谢Oh,thanks.旧金山是个奇怪的城市Strangetown,SanFrancisco.我去买舞鞋...WhenIpurchasedthepumps...他们问我要包上...theyaskedifIwantedthemwrapped...还是直接穿orifIwantedtowearthem.好吧关上了Allright,closing.啊哦啊哦Ahahbopbopbadop啊哦啊哦Ohohbopbopbadop上坡Goingup.哦可爱的小家伙Ohlittlebittyprettyone来吧和我谈谈Comeonandtalktome让我抓紧你亲爱的Letmegrabyoulovelyone你还好吧?YouaIIright?是...哦...我很好Yeah...oh...I'mfine.-下坡-哦!-Goingdown.-Whoo!啊哦啊哦Ohohbopbopbadop啊哦啊哦Ohohbopbopbadop啊哦啊哦Ohohbopbopbadop我从没穿过裤袜但是听起来好像很危险I'veneverputonpantyhose,butitsoundsdangerous.奶奶?Genovia是不是有...Grandma?IsitcustomaryinGenovia...用Hermeez围巾拘禁客人的传统?toimprisonyourdinnerguestswithHermeezscarves?那是Hermés牌(法国服装品牌其围巾尤为著名)的lt'sHermés.围巾只是个训练工具Thescarfismerelyatrainingtool.最后你会学会没有它...Eventuallyyouwilllearntosit...也能恰当地就座和用餐andeatproperlywithoutit.礼仪很重要Mannersmatter.今天的礼仪训练已经够多了Butenoughetiquettefortheday.现在Genovia和西班牙贸易往来很多...Now,GenoviadoesalotoftradewithSpain...所以我们要为此做好准备soweprepareforthat.和他们打成一片最快的方法是跳舞ThequickestwaytoaSpanishheartisdance.可以吗?Shallwe?现在告诉我你一般跳哪种舞?Nowtellme,whatkindofdancingdoyoudo?跳舞?就是最常见的那种Dancing?Justthenormalkind.你知道像这样...Youknow,like...蹦嚓嚓Bomchickabombom蹦嚓嚓Bomtssumbom我知道了Isee.我们有Genovian的舞蹈WehaveaGenovianalternative.好了今天的舞蹈是很安静的...Now,thedanceshereareverysedate...以臀部为准卡好位rightfromthehips.Inplace.头请别乱动Nobobbingofthehead,please.你不是车上的摇头狗It'snotadoggyonadashboard.挺直了Straightup.我们在这儿练习一下Let'spracticethishere.那么这个舞蹈是...Now,thisdanceis...介于华尔兹和探戈之间的看到了?betweenawaltzandatango,yousee?是华尔戈吗?It'sawango?不是No.好吧来转出去...Allright,herewego.Spinout...转向我转向...哦!andspinintome.Spininto...Uhh!-没关系Ok.我...不不不不I...No,no,no,no.再来一次再转一次Tryagain.Onemorespin.快一点现在转出去Veryquickly,nowpullaway.就这样很好That'sit.Good.姿态不错转回来Goodattitude.Spinin.-好-我做到了?-Good.-Ididit?奶奶我没伤到人!Grandma,Ispunwithouthurtinganyone!好消息That'sv