英语搞笑话剧剧本

英语搞笑话剧剧本Tag内容描述：<p>1、搞笑小学英语小品剧本新守株待兔人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。农夫：Im a farmer.（稍停顿）走两步A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷Eh.When I was yong,I studied in Xuchuan Middle School.So, Im rich now！开始展示名牌，边说边掏Look！This is my modern mobileNokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is 不经意地掏出一个苹果Oh,sorry.扔掉苹果Its this!从怀里掏出痒痒挠 Do you know whats this？痒痒挠？No no noYou are out!Its。</p><p>2、搞笑英语话剧剧本 荆珂刺秦王 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword搞笑英语话剧剧本 荆珂刺秦王旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsma。</p><p>3、荆珂刺秦王 Emperor and the Assassin Aside Introduction： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (Its you, Prince Dan! 。</p><p>4、膁莈螃羇肇莇蒃螀羃莆薅羆袈莅螈螈芇莅蒇肄膃莄薀袇聿莃蚂肂羅莂螄袅芄蒁蒄蚈膀蒀薆袃肆葿蚈蚆肂葿蒈袂羈蒈薀螄芆蒇蚃羀膂蒆螅螃肈蒅蒅羈羄薄薇螁芃薃虿羆腿薃螂蝿膅薂薁肅肁膈蚄袈羇膇螆肃芅膇蒅袆膁膆薈肁肇芅蚀袄羃芄螂蚇节芃蒂袂芈节蚄蚅膄芁螇羁肀芁蒆螄羆芀蕿罿芅艿蚁螂膁莈螃羇肇莇蒃螀羃莆薅羆袈莅螈螈芇莅蒇肄膃莄薀袇聿莃蚂肂羅莂螄袅芄蒁蒄蚈膀蒀薆袃肆葿蚈蚆肂葿蒈袂羈蒈薀螄芆蒇蚃羀膂蒆螅螃肈蒅蒅羈羄薄薇螁芃薃虿羆腿薃螂蝿膅薂薁肅肁膈蚄袈羇膇螆肃芅膇蒅袆膁膆薈肁肇芅蚀袄羃芄螂蚇节芃蒂袂芈节蚄蚅膄芁螇羁肀芁蒆螄羆芀。</p><p>5、Three visits to the cottage三顾茅庐Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three personsLiubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors（美dnt n. 看门人；守卫） in Caocaos corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubeis homeActors: Liubei Guanyu Z。</p><p>6、精品文档 甲 Hello every one have you ever seen the movie Avatar Yeah you are right Im the director Cameron Diaz applaud thank you Recently I will direct a new movie called Avatar 2 today there will be a au。</p>