《倩女幽魂之人间道》台词.doc

00:01:11,670 - 00:01:15,048十里平湖霜满天00:01:15,270 - 00:01:18,448寸寸青丝愁华年00:01:19,570 - 00:01:26,448对月形单望相护 只羡鸳鸯不羡仙00:01:27,270 - 00:01:30,448你见到这幅画就好像见到我00:01:31,470 - 00:01:33,448聂小倩00:01:35,870 - 00:01:37,448她已经死了很久了00:01:38,770 - 00:01:40,448小倩是鬼？00:01:42,270 - 00:01:45,848不错我是鬼 可是我不想害人00:01:46,370 - 00:01:51,448当年我客死异乡 尸骨被老妖纠缠不放00:01:52,270 - 00:01:59,448你想救我的话 把尸骨搬走 我就可以投胎转世了00:02:00,400 - 00:02:05,000小倩 我一定会救你00:02:09,600 - 00:02:10,800小倩00:02:11,600 - 00:02:13,000宁采臣00:02:15,100 - 00:02:17,700跟我做对 让你们永不超生00:02:27,000 - 00:02:28,100金刚经00:02:28,900 - 00:02:30,500啊00:02:35,900 - 00:02:38,200好拉 逃出来了00:02:39,300 - 00:02:40,800糟了 天亮了00:02:41,200 - 00:02:43,000小倩快躲进骨灰坛00:02:44,200 - 00:02:46,000别让阳光照到 快啊00:02:48,500 - 00:02:50,400采臣 永别了00:03:06,100 - 00:03:07,456小倩安葬 可以转世了00:03:08,689 - 00:03:11,456我要回兰若寺 有什么事来兰若寺找我00:03:12,500 - 00:03:13,756前程保重00:03:27,900 - 00:03:31,556自寻道，向前找，自由人间道00:03:31,900 - 00:03:35,400水和山，走了多少数不着00:03:36,300 - 00:03:38,500天不老00:03:40,000 - 00:03:43,500保我家乡永远地好00:03:44,400 - 00:03:51,100看尽尽是青山 青山处处是雨间风高00:03:52,400 - 00:03:55,200故园路00:03:55,800 - 00:04:00,000怎么是走不尽长路00:04:03,800 - 00:04:07,700道人道，道神道，自求人间道00:04:08,100 - 00:04:11,600妖与魔都说自己好00:04:12,400 - 00:04:15,700风急雷暴00:04:15,800 - 00:04:19,200天地鬼哭神嚎00:04:20,400 - 00:04:26,800旧日江山 为什么变成了血海滔滔00:04:28,400 - 00:04:36,100故园路 怎么是不归路？00:04:39,500 - 00:04:42,500诶 大婶那个年轻人是谁呀？00:04:42,500 - 00:04:45,400是后面那条街的穷书生4000:04:45,400 - 00:04:49,100他现在才回来呀 一切都变了4100:05:02,100 - 00:05:06,500喂 他不就是集宝斋收账的那小子吗？4200:05:06,400 - 00:05:10,600集宝斋早就没了 他还傻乎乎的呢4300:05:22,500 - 00:05:25,200招呼不周 招呼不周4400:05:56,200 - 00:05:57,300收到帐没有啊？4500:05:58,100 - 00:06:00,100收了多少啊？4600:06:01,100 - 00:06:02,500我是抓逃犯的 站住4700:06:03,000 - 00:06:03,900衙役来了 快跑4800:06:04,100 - 00:06:05,212追4900:06:08,800 - 00:06:09,812你就是周阿炳5000:06:10,000 - 00:06:12,812弄错了弄错了他有胡子我没有5100:06:13,000 - 00:06:14,412剃了不就没有了吗？5200:06:14,400 - 00:06:15,900抓回去领赏5300:06:17,800 - 00:06:20,700你们干什么？我没有犯罪呀5400:06:20,500 - 00:06:23,600放我出去 放我出去啊5500:06:23,600 - 00:06:28,000诶 你们搞错了我不是周阿炳 冤枉啊5600:06:28,000 - 00:06:29,200别吵5700:06:45,300 - 00:06:47,600我叫宁采臣 您是？5800:06:50,200 - 00:06:54,300我跟你一样是个人 生命就是个监牢5900:06:55,400 - 00:06:56,600您太悲观了吧！6000:06:57,200 - 00:07:05,800我祖宗没眼光 让我好学问 让我著书传世 谁知道写游记，他们说我泄漏国家机密6100:07:06,100 - 00:07:08,628写历史，说我借古讽今6200:07:09,400 - 00:07:12,100注解兵法又说我策动谋反6300:07:13,000 - 00:07:16,400写神怪故事吧，又说我导人迷信6400:07:16,900 - 00:07:23,100最后改写名人传记 结果这个名人师士被定为乱党6500:07:23,400 - 00:07:28,300我跟他一块判了个终生监禁 哎 人生就是个牢狱哟6600:07:29,300 - 00:07:30,600诶 蟑螂 蟑螂6700:07:31,100 - 00:07:33,100诶 别浪费6800:07:37,000 - 00:07:41,100嘿嘿 嘿嘿其实蟑螂啊比鸡腿香 住久了你就明白这个道理了6900:07:41,500 - 00:07:44,100别挑肥拣瘦的了 这里能吃的东西不多7000:07:46,250 - 00:07:47,700您在这儿住多久了？7100:07:49,000 - 00:07:52,400我刚来的时候跟你一样 现在就变成这样咯7200:07:54,600 - 00:07:55,500这么久啊？7300:07:55,700 - 00:08:01,700冤枉啊 冤枉啊 冤枉啊 你们搞错了 我不是周阿炳啊7400:08:02,200 - 00:08:05,100我不是周阿炳啊 我不是周阿炳啊7500:08:35,700 - 00:08:39,600又发噩梦拉？ 这次又见到什么拉？7600:08:40,500 - 00:08:40,900面目全非啊7700:08:42,500 - 00:08:47,800什么啊 面目全非的不是我 是你 每天做噩梦7800:08:48,000 - 00:08:53,200你看看墙上的日历 来了这么久还不适应 快连自己姓周都忘了吧7900:08:53,500 - 00:08:55,000老伯我不姓周啊8000:08:56,000 - 00:09:00,400周阿炳 周阿炳吃饭了8100:09:01,400 - 00:09:03,400好 好 好8200:09:05,300 - 00:09:09,400啊鸡腿 哎呀日子好过了8300:09:12,600 - 00:09:17,000老伯 老伯有鸡腿了 不用吃蟑螂了 你先吃8400:09:17,000 - 00:09:19,400你自己吃吧 吃完了在跟你说8500:09:20,900 - 00:09:24,000人要知足苦中也有乐8600:09:23,600 - 00:09:26,000诶 老伯怎么把我的名字划了8700:09:27,400 - 00:09:34,000这些人都是吃过鸡腿的 这个鸡呀它还有个名堂 叫断头鸡8800:09:34,200 - 00:09:35,000吃完了鸡就砍头8900:09:36,700 - 00:09:37,100砍头？9000:09:44,500 - 00:09:51,000周阿炳啊 周阿炳 咱们无冤又无仇 我们是奉命行事9100:09:54,100 - 00:09:58,000您别糊我了人家说砍头是午时 现在是三更半夜嘛9200:09:58,400 - 00:10:06,200哎呀 一定又是什么高官子弟犯罪找替死鬼 三更半夜他才分辨不出谁是谁嘛9300:10:11,400 - 00:10:17,900天下真的没有公理吗 难道做好人全都没有好下场？9400:10:20,300 - 00:10:30,300钱财送上黄泉路 有仇不要找我报 与我无关 与我无关9500:10:33,000 - 00:10:42,900我做人两袖清风 全送给您吧 这幅画是我一个最亲的人留给我的9600:10:43,100 - 00:10:46,100就算是死 我也不想离开她9700:10:46,900 - 00:10:52,400年轻人 你还蛮重感情的 来我给你还个礼 拿着9800:10:54,000 - 00:10:56,900老伯您学问这么好幸好只是找我做替死9900:10:57,600 - 00:11:00,000你人还不错 死了挺可惜的10000:11:00,500 - 00:11:01,900幸好死的是我不是你10100:11:02,180 - 00:11:08,900谁说的 谁死了都可惜 你这种人纳已经是稀有动物了 死了就绝种了10200:11:09,700 - 00:11:14,800我很久没有放生了 这里有个洞是通到外面的 你出去重新再来10300:11:17,000 - 00:11:20,800您别给我这种假希望了 如果能通到外面的话 您不早溜了？10400:11:20,900 - 00:11:26,500哎呀我到外面写什么都会被抓 我在这里写完了拿出去印 你不必担心我10500:11:28,000 - 00:11:33,500这包袱里的东西可以帮你应付一时之急 出去以后可千万别在回来拉10600:11:33,600 - 00:11:35,500记住啊 快快快10700:11:35,600 - 00:11:37,900不行我走了您怎么办纳？10800:11:38,000 - 00:11:42,300他们喜欢听我讲故事 我的故事讲不完的 他们不会动我的10900:11:43,000 - 00:11:44,400两个少一个能行吗？11000:11:44,500 - 00:11:51,100我就说你前两天已经替别了死了 他们不会张扬的 就会找别的替死鬼了 你放心好拉11100:11:51,200 - 00:11:53,000老伯 那您保重了11200:11:53,400 - 00:11:54,200 来了 去吧11300:11:54,955 - 00:12:02,800周阿炳上路了啊 周阿炳 周阿炳11400:12:03,500 - 00:12:04,500诶 死了11500:12:09,000 - 00:12:10,800逃出来了 逃出来了11600:12:36,300 - 00:12:39,200此人果真神机妙算 连马都替我准备好了11700:12:46,300 - 00:12:49,400喂喂喂 我的千里追呀 这马真是比猪还笨11800:12:49,600 - 00:12:54,200什么人骑上去都四蹄齐飞 害得我连洗手都没有时间 11900:12:57,700 - 00:13:01,500你以为你在上面跑得快 我在下面追 遁地12000:13:15,400 - 00:13:17,200好了 有人家了12100:13:21,900 - 00:13:23,200借过 借过12200:13:31,200 - 00:13:33,100正气山庄12300:13:43,000 - 00:13:44,200有人吗12400:13:48,300 - 00:13:56,500一 二 三 四 五 六 七 八 一共是八副棺材12500:13:57,600 - 00:14:01,400哎我不会打搅你们的 我只是借宿一宿12600:14:03,400 - 00:14:05,200别起来 我会招呼自己的12700:14:07,000 - 00:14:10,700啊早说过不用招呼 请回 请回12800:14:10,900 - 00:14:16,800你这家伙去无定向 东南西北乱跑 害的我在地下团团转12900:14:16,900 - 00:14:22,200把地鼠啊蚯蚓啊 全都赶出了地面 幸亏我追上了13000:14:23,913 - 00:14:26,572你的脸色这么难看 一定死得很惨吧13100:14:27,117 - 00:14:31,293如果你像我在下面钻那么久啊 你就没力气上来了13200:14:36,645 - 00:14:39,013你一定是有什么冤情 要我替你申冤是嘛？13300:14:39,027 - 00:14:41,011你替我申冤？那实在太无天理了13400:14:42,951 - 00:14:46,167这种乱世何处有天理呢？我也是有冤情无处述啊13500:14:46,529 - 00:14:50,241你还有冤？你骑着我的笨马跑了一天 你冤还是我冤13600:14:50,921 - 00:14:53,257你的马？那是你的马吗？我还以为那是.13700:14:58,397 - 00:15:00,053那是你人了13800:15:00,455 - 00:15:02,487我当然是人了 你连禽兽都不如13900:15:02,615 - 00:15:04,067以后你别跟我太接近14000:15:03,863 - 00:15:07,751喂 喂 那很抱歉 我把你的马给拉走了14100:15:07,748 - 00:15:10,635别过来 你一接近我 我就吃亏14200:15:16,111 - 00:15:17,151我没接近你啊14300:15:18,851 - 00:15:20,507距离还不够远纳14400:15:21,296 - 00:15:23,764我在隔壁 有话大声说 别过来14500:15:39,345 - 00:15:41,385啊 好久没洗澡了14600:16:32,917 - 00:16:37,533道道道道道.道14700:16:40,778 - 00:16:42,898道可道 非常道14800:16:45,303 - 00:16:49,688天道地道 人道剑道 咿连声音都讨厌 14900:16:50,278 - 00:16:52,042黑道白道 黄道赤道 左道又道15000:16:52,132 - 00:16:54,316乜道边度 任人说道 他非常道15100:16:54,902 - 00:16:57,498嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿.15200:16:57,538 - 00:17:00,030胡说八道.15300:17:04,452 - 00:17:06,988收拾有道 盗亦有道15400:17:07,387 - 00:17:09,584哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈15500:17:09,570 - 00:17:11,966赤道又道嘿 阴道阳道哈15600:17:12,019 - 00:17:13,032邪门歪道 时来运到15700:17:13,198 - 00:17:15,506旁门左道 生财有道 把我遇到 不能人道15800:17:15,643 - 00:17:18,299汪洋大道 星光八道 苦苦修道 豺狼当道15900:17:19,107 - 00:17:21,091我自求我道16000:17:21,565 - 00:17:25,845我.自求.16100:17:29,353 - 00:17:30,745我道16200:17:45,758 - 00:17:46,671什么人16300:17:51,087 - 00:17:52,386你是不是人16400:17:55,072 - 00:17:57,968隔壁老兄快起来呀 闹鬼了16500:18:01,384 - 00:18:02,969听见没有 快起来呀16600:18:03,601 - 00:18:05,175没声音 他先走了？16700:18:23,743 - 00:18:28,130啊 什么东西啊 你这禽兽无孔不入16800:18:44,101 - 00:18:45,723别过来 这里闹鬼16900:18:45,713 - 00:18:48,196鬼 天地法令 除鬼驱魔令17000:18:52,898 - 00:18:53,842靠边站17100:18:56,252 - 00:18:58,311除鬼驱魔令17200:19:02,377 - 00:19:05,078老兄 原来你会法术啊17300:19:06,524 - 00:19:09,764我的鼻子专闻妖精鬼怪 怎么什么都闻不出来17400:19:11,116 - 00:19:12,222躲开17500:19:14,714 - 00:19:15,866金刚脱罗锁17600:19:18,562 - 00:19:20,783你们算什么鬼呀 一点鬼味都没有17700:19:21,099 - 00:19:23,030叭呢叭呢哄 风火雷电冰17800:19:42,738 - 00:19:43,473飞来啦17900:19:43,671 - 00:19:44,590走18000:19:59,927 - 00:20:02,574闹了半天 原来你们都是假的 浪费我的法术18100:20:02,835 - 00:20:04,108假的18200:20:18,641 - 00:20:19,417想走后门18300:20:28,178 - 00:20:30,117幸亏你的腰带呀18400:20:40,885 - 00:20:42,060不要过来 我不客气了18500:20:42,484 - 00:20:43,974诶 我要掉下去了18600:20:46,655 - 00:20:48,190好险纳18700:20:48,327 - 00:20:49,729不准抱我 放手18800:20:52,445 - 00:20:53,820对不起 放开我就掉下去了18900:20:54,104 - 00:20:55,491别乱摸 放手19000:20:56,636 - 00:20:58,352在不放手 我就不客气了19100:21:00,447 - 00:21:01,433放手19200:21:03,535 - 00:21:04,863啊啊19300:21:26,632 - 00:21:27,855小倩19400:21:39,692 - 00:21:42,414神兵火急如律令 呀 定19500:21:43,349 - 00:21:44,701嚯 定19600:21:45,695 - 00:21:46,713嘿 定19700:21:47,572 - 00:21:48,399定19800:21:49,098 - 00:21:50,102你还认得我吗19900:21:52,560 - 00:21:55,135你使的什么妖术 把他们放了20000:21:55,516 - 00:21:56,477不然我就杀了他20100:21:57,076 - 00:22:01,394奥杀吧 我不认识他20200:22:04,826 - 00:22:06,082诸葛卧龙20300:22:07,466 - 00:22:09,380你是诸葛卧龙老前辈20400:22:09,846 - 00:22:10,896诸葛卧龙20500:22:11,726 - 00:22:12,807晚辈失礼20600:22:16,591 - 00:22:17,662诸葛卧龙20700:22:18,762 - 00:22:20,780我终于又见到你了20800:22:21,365 - 00:22:22,440你不认得我了吗20900:22:22,000 - 00:22:27,354我们是忠良之后 本人傅清风 她是我妹妹傅月池21000:22:27,592 - 00:22:28,635诸葛前辈21100:22:30,009 - 00:22:32,211我爹是前任都督傅天仇21200:22:32,211 - 00:22:34,046被朝廷奸臣陷害21300:22:34,147 - 00:22:36,398现在正被押送京城处斩21400:22:36,378 - 00:22:38,717我们想在路上劫囚车 救人21500:22:39,125 - 00:22:42,362喔你是博学多才的诸葛卧龙21600:22:42,800 - 00:22:45,391他们两位是朝廷的忠臣义士 都是名人21700:22:45,710 - 00:22:50,401现在呢 轮到在下自我介绍我就是.喔21800:22:51,832 - 00:22:53,312解21900:22:56,041 - 00:22:59,919嘿在下是昆仑后学术士 知秋一叶22000:23:00,285 - 00:23:04,538嘿嘿我学法术只是为了对付妖魔 国事嘛我就帮不上忙了22100:23:04,632 - 00:23:05,888抱歉 抱歉22200:23:06,414 - 00:23:08,265拜见 诸葛前辈22300:23:09,686 - 00:23:12,928我的名字叫宁采臣 不是诸葛卧龙22400:23:13,615 - 00:23:17,048前辈神龙见首不见尾 不轻易透漏身份22500:23:17,262 - 00:23:19,398我们心里知道前辈是谁就行了22600:23:19,376 - 00:23:22,390哎呀我要这么说你们才能信纳22700:23:22,677 - 00:23:27,452前辈无须多说 从现在开始大家知道宁采臣就是诸葛卧龙22800:23:27,579 - 00:23:29,812诸葛卧龙就是宁采臣22900:23:29,925 - 00:23:30,847对23000:23:32,666 - 00:23:37,853大家向天发誓 谁要是把这个秘密泄漏出去 我们就把他碎尸万段23100:23:38,027 - 00:23:39,134知道23200:23:40,403 - 00:23:43,605他骑过我的马 我毕生荣幸23300:23:48,932 - 00:23:52,407小倩 你记不记得这幅画跟这首诗23400:23:54,473 - 00:23:56,497小倩 诗23500:23:58,413 - 00:24:00,378前辈有暗示了 对呀23600:24:00,247 - 00:24:03,166快拿笔 快拿纸 记下来记下来23700:24:06,157 - 00:24:09,017十里平湖霜满天23800:24:09,069 - 00:24:11,562寸寸青丝愁华年23900:24:11,884 - 00:24:14,546对月形单望相护24000:24:14,533 - 00:24:17,398只羡鸳鸯不羡仙24100:24:17,828 - 00:24:20,846太复杂拉 太复杂了24200:24:21,197 - 00:24:23,106什么十里 什么鸳鸯啊24300:24:24,434 - 00:24:27,471真是名家一出口 便知有没有24400:24:32,239 - 00:24:34,062实在太深奥了24500:24:37,239 - 00:24:38,704十里 十里24600:24:39,062 - 00:24:39,867哦24700:24:40,429 - 00:24:41,294诶 什么24800:24:41,262 - 00:24:42,692附近有个十里亭啊24900:24:42,791 - 00:24:44,071啊 对呀25000:24:44,717 - 00:24:45,796姐姐25100:24:47,003 - 00:24:48,345十里就是十里亭啊25200:24:48,458 - 00:24:49,477在附近25300:24:51,872 - 00:24:52,999我明白了25400:24:54,043 - 00:24:59,215离这里不远有个十里亭 霜满天就是霜降25500:24:59,432 - 00:25:01,262一年有二十四个节令25600:25:01,298 - 00:25:03,372今天适逢是霜降之日25700:25:03,499 - 00:25:07,135前辈的意思是说 我爹会被押送路过十里亭25800:25:07,266 - 00:25:08,850叫我们到那儿去救他25900:25:09,191 - 00:25:10,833前辈神机妙算26000:25:12,144 - 00:25:13,290我爹有救了26100:25:14,861 - 00:25:16,955一个人想不通 一起想就想通了26200:25:17,034 - 00:25:17,981哎 通了26300:25:19,991 - 00:25:22,615哎 来来来来 快起来 起来26400:25:23,813 - 00:25:25,082清风姑娘26500:25:26,471 - 00:25:29,434探子报 傅大人今晚会押经十里亭26600:25:29,642 - 00:25:30,936我们早就知道了26700:25:31,822 - 00:25:33,900前辈果然高明26800:25:35,237 - 00:25:38,742诶 不过那剩下的两句诗又是什么意思呢 26900:25:38,795 - 00:25:39,724是三句呀27000:25:39,806 - 00:25:41,267什么意思现在不重要了27100:25:41,278 - 00:25:42,528你们爱怎么想都可以27200:25:42,763 - 00:25:46,037喔就是说自己要有主见 别听人家的话27300:25:46,312 - 00:25:47,020对不对27400:25:47,227 - 00:25:48,775那前辈的话还要不要听啊27500:25:49,017 - 00:25:51,263前辈的话不但要听 还要不断揣摩27600:25:51,462 - 00:25:53,831将来开枝散叶 代代相传27700:25:53,952 - 00:25:55,424对 我们出发了27800:25:55,692 - 00:25:56,990告辞27900:25:57,199 - 00:25:58,392那我替您送客28000:25:59,074 - 00:26:00,345我们出发十里亭28100:26:01,819 - 00:26:02,970清风姑娘28200:26:05,033 - 00:26:06,542小倩的画可以还我吗28300:26:07,338 - 00:26:08,411哦 好28400:26:11,268 - 00:26:14,380你叫我小倩 是暗示我用假名字对吗28500:26:15,149 - 00:26:17,296以后我就叫小倩吧 28600:26:23,568 - 00:26:28,811小倩才投胎转世 她现在应该是个弱褓的婴儿28700:26:33,232 - 00:26:36,011你不是小倩28800:26:54,598 - 00:26:56,637哎呀28900:26:57,246 - 00:26:58,565你偷看什么29000:26:58,993 - 00:27:00,273我.29100:27:00,298 - 00:27:01,261我.我29200:27:03,058 - 00:27:04,554没什么29300:27:12,995 - 00:27:14,670你又偷看什么29400:27:16,199 - 00:27:18,228我想看你刚才偷看什么29500:27:18,825 - 00:27:20,253看完了 准备出发吧29600:27:20,735 - 00:27:24,350姐姐 你看你下个月嫁的马公子又没有他那么潇洒29700:27:24,895 - 00:27:28,329我们是指腹为婚的 我怎么知道他什么样子啊29800:27:28,439 - 00:27:30,759那就是有缘千里来相会了29900:27:31,272 - 00:27:33,368哎 你在说谁跟谁呀30000:27:33,622 - 00:27:37,638哦 没有 我觉得我太幸福了30100:27:38,577 - 00:27:41,115幸福 我看你快流口水拉30200:28:09,163 - 00:28:09,779妖气30300:28:19,488 - 00:28:22,230哇 这是脚印 还是手印30400:28:23,136 - 00:28:24,509有看头30500:28:27,739 - 00:28:29,734哼 还露了一手30600:28:30,878 - 00:28:33,412光我看太可惜了 拿给前辈看30700:28:34,177 - 00:28:36,655太好了 太好了 这地方真的有鬼呀30800:28:37,042 - 00:28:37,899前辈30900:28:38,147 - 00:28:38,720啊 什么31000:28:38,744 - 00:28:39,720死尸31100:28:40,656 - 00:28:42,083别老抱着 把他放下31200:28:45,210 - 00:28:46,541这个人怎么死得这么惨31300:28:46,588 - 00:28:48,640这个鬼看起来非常凶 味很重31400:28:51,261 - 00:28:51,757又来了31500:28:51,773 - 00:28:53,822 是不是来找我们的31600:28:53,823 - 00:28:55,032用你的定身述31700:28:55,404 - 00:28:56,500对31800:28:56,669 - 00:28:59,524定心咒 神兵火急如律令31900:29:06,723 - 00:29:07,392这样就行了32000:29:10,095 - 00:29:11,104怎么使用32100:29:11,195 - 00:29:13,745你见到鬼怪的时候就喊一声 定32200:29:14,261 - 00:29:15,818就这样 定32300:29:16,143 - 00:29:16,788啊.32400:29:21,120 - 00:29:23,835糟了 怎么解咒啊32500:29:24,530 - 00:29:25,497怎么解咒啊32600:29:30,969 - 00:29:31,949要想个办法沟通才行32700:29:32,317 - 00:29:33,417现在只有撞了啊32800:29:33,635 - 00:29:37,098俄如果我做的对的话 你把眼珠子上下动32900:29:38,034 - 00:29:38,879好极了 好极了33000:29:39,175 - 00:29:41,217俄如果我撞得不对的话 你就左右摆33100:29:42,317 - 00:29:43,083好 好 33200:29:43,248 - 00:29:47,368俄俄这个.解咒的方法是不是一种手势呢33300:29:59,489 - 00:30:02,613不上不下 不左不右 斜的33400:30:02,939 - 00:30:05,616哎呀你不要在开玩笑了33500:30:05,593 - 00:30:09,267在不认真的话 鬼到了你就来不及了33600:30:10,069 - 00:30:12,207哎呀解咒是不是在你身上的穴道啊33700:30:12,640 - 00:30:15,416啊你的眼睛转得比走马灯还要快呀33800:30:15,979 - 00:30:19,877我明白了 你大概想用激将法让我打动你是不是33900:30:20,075 - 00:30:22,242好 那你辛苦了啊34000:30:23,079 - 00:30:23,982我用力了啊34100:30:24,351 - 00:30:25,970呀啊34200:30:37,295 - 00:30:39,068哎呀你的样子34300:30:40,477 - 00:30:41,704走哇34400:30:43,300 - 00:30:44,548你太重拉34500:30:50,341 - 00:30:52,393哎哟抱不动了34600:30:55,719 - 00:30:56,883拖吧34700:31:00,358 - 00:31:02,343拖着也不行 我们上阁楼吧34800:31:14,486 - 00:31:17,387喜欢开玩笑 搞成这个德行34900:31:18,892 - 00:31:21,958那丑八怪好高 挺着身一定看到我们的35000:31:26,871 - 00:31:29,846老兄啊你这个咒到底怎么解呀啊35100:31:34,372 - 00:31:35,685靠里面比较安全35200:31:48,354 - 00:31:52,519啊你怎么了 这么危险 你干嘛下去啊35300:32:33,854 - 00:32:35,359定心咒35400:32:36,571 - 00:32:38,796啊定35500:32:48,427 - 00:32:50,441来 来 来 我们继续撞35600:32:50,617 - 00:32:51,770我再也抱不动了35700:32:51,881 - 00:32:55,468趁怪兽还没过来 我们在试试怎么解 好不好35800:33: