爱情公寓英文版剧本.doc

人物：胡一菲，曾小贤，陆展博，林宛瑜，安妮，新郎 新娘曾：Goodmoringeverybody!WelcometomyfriendsWangTiezhuandTianErniuswedding.Iamthehostofthewedding。I am the best man, my names Zeng Xiaoxian.Before the wedding; lets enjoy a song sang by me.TwobirdsonthetreesareinpairsGreenwaterandmountainswithsmile.Pickoffaflower;Iputitonmywifeshead.胡：Whatsthehellyouaredoing?Yourawfulvoicedestorymywholeplan. Leaveherenow曾：Why?Iamthebestroomateofbridegroom, hebelieves thatI canbetheemcee,whyIcantbehere？胡：Thebrideismybestfriendsincecollege.ShebelievesIcan bethedirectorofthewedding.So,everythingherewillbe controlled byme, Including you,emcee.Annie,ask the band begin to show.曾：Oh,alright,director Hu, We are a team,we need to work together,I prepared many programs for this wedding,How could you just cancel it, please let me do something.胡：Team？Yeah, team needs you. Now you go to the bathroom and find out where the father is?曾：But,I am the emcee！胡：We dont need a emcee.(曾小贤无奈离开)Annie: Here comes the new couple.胡：Every department, attention please! play the music, turn on the lights, in a word,open all you need.Attention!This is not just a practice!婉瑜：Why are they all looking at us?展博：I have no idea.胡：展博，why are you here?And got off from a married car?展博：I am sorry sisiter,Its an accident. Its a long story.胡：Dont say it now.how did you get here？婉瑜：We took the bus,then the tractor,then trailer and then a married car.胡:Its really long.whos she?展博：Shes my friend,Wanyu.婉瑜：Hello, Im Wanyu.胡：Hello,this is my little brother.婉瑜：I want to know when the wedding will start,I come here for it.胡：Its start right now.曾：Hi,beautiful girl,I am Zeng Xiaoxian.胡：He is my enemy.I asked you to find the father,Where is he?曾:He sinks into the toilet and cant come to the wedding.But I bring his clothes,胡：What? Theres no time left, the bride and bridegroom will come soon.曾：hahahaha.Its my turn,I can be the emcee.胡：You,come to perform as the father.展博:Me,NoNoNo,I cant do that.胡：Its doesnt matter.get dressed, speak English, nobody will listen what you say.展博：But,But,But胡:There is no time left, be quick! Remember their name: Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu.Annie：They are coming.胡：Every department, attention please! play the music, turn on the lights, in a word,open all you need.Attention!This is not just a practice!婉瑜：Wow, the bridegroom is so handsome.展博上场开始胡扯:ladies and 乡亲们，balabalabakaTiezhu Wang, Do you agree the girl be your wife?王铁柱：Yeah!I do, I do.展博：Erniu Tian,Do you agree the men be your your.zhangfu?田二妞：I do.展博:Now y