七年级搞笑英语演讲稿.doc

七年级搞笑英语演讲稿 Doyoulikestories? Iwanttotellyouatruestory. Ithappenedtoafriendofmineayearago. Whilemyfriend,George,wasreadinginbed,twothievesclimbedintohiskitchen. Aftertheyhadenteredthehouse, Theywentintothediningroom. Itwasverydark, sotheyturnedonatorch. Suddenly,theyheardavoicebehindthem.Whatsup?Whatsup?someonecalled.Thethievesdroppedthetorch andranawayasquicklyastheycould. Georgeheardthenoise andcamedownstairsquickly. Heturnedonthelight, buthecouldntseeanyone. Thethieveshadalreadygone. ButGeorgesparrot,Henry,wasstillthere.Whatsup,George?hecalled. Nothing,Henry.Georgesaidandsmiled.Gobacktosleep. 七年级搞笑英语演讲稿篇2 LoveYourMother 爱你的母亲 Whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhisMom? 你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. BecauseImawoman,shetoldhim. 因为我是女人,她告诉他. Idontunderstand,hesaid. 我不明白.他回答 HisMomjusthuggedhimandsaid, Andyouneverwill,butthatsO.K. 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系. Laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather, WhydoesMomseemtocryfornoreason?. 后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣? Allwomencryfornoreason,wasallhisDadcouldsay. 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的. Thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman, stillwonderingwhywomencry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭. FinallyheputinacalltoGodandwhenGodgotbacktohim,heaskedGod,whydowomencrysoeasily? 最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣? GODanswered. 上帝回答: WhenImadewoman, Idecidedshehadtobespecial. Imadehershoulders strongenoughtocarry theweightoftheworld,yet, madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivefort. 当我创造女人的时候, 我决定把她造的很特别, 七年级搞笑英语演讲稿篇3 Myidealschool Ihopemyidealschoolstartsat8:30a.m.becauselliketogetuplate.Ihopemyidealschoolfinishesat4.30p.m.Solcanhavelotsoftimetohavearestanddosomeafterschoolactivities. Myidealschoolisverylarge,ithasthreetallbuildings,abigdininghall,atenniscourt,abigplaygroundandapark. Wehaveanhourforlunch;wecaneatdeliciousfoodandchatwitheachotherinthebigdininghall.Wecanalsolistentopopmusicthere. WecanhaveMathlessoneverydaybecauseIlikeMathverymuch.IalsolikeEnglish,sowecanhaveEnglisheveryday.Weneedntwearschooluniform.Theclassesarequitesmall,thereareabout15studentsineachclass. Wehaveactivities