三分钟搞笑英语演讲稿.doc

三分钟搞笑英语演讲稿 讲作为一种重要的交流方式在西方拥有长远的历史，可以追溯到亚里士多德时期。下面是为你整合的三分钟搞笑英语演讲稿的资料，希望能够帮助到你。 Goodevening,LadiesandGentlemen:Thankyouverymuchforchoosingtoeinsuchacoldnight.Todaymytopicisaboutchoiceandprocess.Aresearchshowsthatamanhastomake73choicesoneday.Withsomanychoicesoneday,peopleeasilygetsoconfusedandafraidofmakingwrongchoicethattheyhesitateandfinallymissthetruepartoflife.Inmyopinion,thefollowingpartisofmuchmoreimportancethanthechoice.Thereisnoabsoluterightorwrongchoicebutwonderfulorboringlife,whichtheprocessmakesthedifference.Lifeisaboxofchocolate,youneverknowwhatyouwillget.ForrestGumpmadenodecisionbyandforhimselfbutheaomplishedgreatsuesswithhisstrongwillintheprocess.Theprocessisnottheroaditselfbuttheattitudesandfeelings,thecaution,courageandpersistancewehaveasweencounternewexperienceandunexpectedobstacles.Takemyselfasanexample,IchangedmymajorwhenIbecameapostgraduate.Afterthechoice,dayshavebeenharshforme.Icannotunderstandthenewlessonsatall.FortheyarecloselyrelatedtomathmaticswhichIlearnednothingaboutbefore.Howeverwuththebeliefthatthisisthegreatchanceformetoexperiencenewideasandchallengemyself,Ipersisted.Iaskedforhelpfromeverychannelandreorgonizedmylife.GraduallyIcouldunderstandsomepartsandevenfoundmathsinteresting.Moreover,Ilearnedtoactinsteadofplaining.Inretrospect,thechoiceleftnotraceinmymindbutthehappinessandbitternessofthepastfourmonthsbeesanunforgetableexperienceinmylife.NOmatterwhatthechoiceis,enjoytheprocess.Intheprocess,yourpotentialwillbeinspiredandnewdiscoveries,improvementandprogresswilletoyou.Thesearethemostbeautifulsceneriesandonlyonthewaycanyouseeit.Thesemakeyourlifecolorful.ThereisnoneedandIdonnotwanttojudgewhetheritrightorwrongformetobehere,butIcongratulatetomyselfforIgainaandenjoythisfantasticexperience.Somydearfriends,neverworryaboutyourchoiceandenjoytheprocess.Iamsureyouwillgetsomethingnewandinterstingtonightafteryouchosetoehere.Thankyou! 晚上好,女士们,先生们:非常感谢您选择在这样一个寒冷的夜晚。今天我的话题是关于选择和过程。一个研究表明,一个人必须选择73一天。有这么多选择一天,人容易困惑和害怕犯错误的选择,他们犹豫,最后错过了真正的生活的一部分。在我看来,下面的部分是比选择更重要。没有绝对正确或错误的选择但精彩或枯燥的生活,这一过程的区别。生活是一盒巧克力,你永远不知道你会得到什么。阿甘为自己做出任何决定,但他用坚强的意志完成了巨大的成功。过程不是道路本身,而是态度和感受,谨慎,勇气和持久性我们当我们遇到新的经历和意想不到的障碍。以我自己为例,我改变了我的专业当我成为一个研究生。在选择之后,天已经严厉的对我来说。我无法理解新课程。因为他们是密切相关的数学,我学到了什么。然而wuth相信,这对我来说是伟大的机会去体验新的想法和挑战我自己,我依然存在。我要求帮助从每个通道和reorgonized我的生活。逐渐我可以理解一些地区甚至发现数学有趣。此外,我学会了行动,而不是抱怨。回想起来,选择没有留下任何痕迹在我的脑海里,但幸福和痛苦过去的四个月成为一个难忘的经历在我的生命中。无论选择什么,享受这个过程。在这个过程中,将激发你的潜力和新发现,改进和进步必到你们这里来。这些都是最美丽的风景在路上,只有你能看到它。这些让你的生活丰富多彩。没有必要,我不想来判断是否对还是错我在这里,但是我对自己祝贺我获得和享受这美妙的体验。所以亲爱的朋友,永远不会担心你的选择和享受这个过程。我相信你会得到一些新的和有趣今晚在你选择来这里。谢谢你们! Ambition 抱负 Itisnotdifficulttoimagineaworldshortofambition.Itwouldprobablybeakinderworld:withoutdemands,withoutabrasions，withoutdisappointments.Peopleabrasionpeoplewouldhavetimeforreflection.Suchworkastheydidwouldnotbeforthemselvesbutforthecollectivity.Competitionwouldneverenterin.Conflictwouldbeeliminated,tensionbeeathingofthepast.Thestressofcreationwouldbeatanend.Artwouldnolongerbetroubling,butpurelycelebratoryinitsfunctions.Longevitywouldbeincreased,forfewerpeoplewoulddieofheartattackorstrokecausedbytumultuousendeavor.Anxietywouldbeextinct.Timewouldstretchonandon,withambitionlongdepartedfromthehumanheart. 一个缺乏抱负的世界将会怎样，这不难想象。或许，这将是一个更为友善的世界:没有渴求，没有磨擦，没有失望。人们将有时间进行反思。他们所从事的工作将不是为了他们自身，而是为了整个集体。竞争永远不会介入;冲突将被消除。人们的紧张关系将成为过往云烟。创造的重压将得以终结。艺术将不再惹人费神，其功能将纯粹为了庆典。人的寿命将会更长，因为由激烈拼争引起的心脏病和中风所导致的死亡将越来越少。焦虑将会消失。时光流逝，抱负却早已远离人心。 Ah,howunrelievedlyboringlifewouldbe? 啊，长此以往人生将变得多么乏味无聊! Thereisastrongviewthatholdsthatsuessisamyth,andambitionthereforeasham.Doesthismeanthatsuessdoesnotreallyexist?Thatachievementisatbottomempty?Thateffortsofmenandwomenareofnosignificancealongsidetheforceofmovementsandevents?Nownotallsuess,obviously,isworthesteeming,norallambitionworthcultivating.Whichareandwhicharenotissomethingonesoonenoughlearnsononesown.Buteventhemostcynical,secretlyadmitthatsuessexists;thatachievementcountsforagreatdeal;andthatthetruemythisthattheactionsofmenandwomenareuseless.Tobelieveotherwiseistolakeonapointofviewthatislikelyto.Itis,initsimplications,toremoveallmotivesforpetence,inattainment,andregardforposterity. 有一种盛行的观点认为，成功是一种神话，因此抱负亦属虚幻。这是不是说实际上并不存在成功?成就本身就是一场空?与诸多运动和事件的力量相比，男男女女的努力显得微不足道?显然，并非所有的成功都值得景仰，也并非所有的抱负都值得追求。对值得和不值得的选择，一个人自然而然很快就能学会。但即使是最为愤世嫉俗的人暗地里也承认，成功确实存在，成就的意义举足轻重，而把世上男男女女的所作所为说成是徒劳无功才是真正的无稽之谈。认为成功不存在的观点很可能造成混乱。这种观点的本意是一笔勾销所有提高能力的动机，求取业绩的兴趣和对子孙后代的关注。 Wedonotchoosetobeborn.Wedonotchooseourparents.Wedonotchooseourhistoricalepoch,thecountryofourbirth,ortheimmediatecircumstancesofourupbringing.Wedonot,mostofus,choosetodie;nordochoosethetimeorconditionsofourdeath.Butwithinallthisrealmofchoicelessness,wedochoosehowweshalllive,courageouslyorincowardice,honorablyordishonorably,withpurposeorindrift.Wedecidewhatisimportantandwhatistrivialinlife.Wedecidethatwhatmakesussignificantiseitherwhatwedoorwhatwerefusetodo.Butnomatterhowindifferenttheuniversetoourchoicesanddecisions,thesechoicesanddecisionsareourstomake.Wedecide.Wechoose.Andaswedecideandchoose,soareourlivesformed.Intheend,formingourowndestinyiswhatambitionabout. 我们无法选择出生，无法选择父母，无法选择出生的历史时期与国家，或是成长的周遭环境。我们大多数人都无法选择死亡，无法选择死亡的时间或条件。但是在这些无法选择之中，我们的确可以选择自己的生活方式:是勇敢无畏还是胆小怯懦，是光明磊落还是厚颜无耻，是目标坚定还是随波逐流。我们决定生活中哪些至关重要，哪些微不足道。我们决定，用以显示我们自身重要性的，不是我们做了什么，就是我们拒绝做些什么。但是不论世界对我们所做的选择和决定有多么漠不关心，这些选择和决定终究是我们自己做出的。我们决定，我们选择。而当我们决定和选择时，我们的生活使得以形成。最终构筑我们命运的就是抱负之所在。来麻痹自己，录后他成了一个名副其实的酒鬼。 teachersandfellowstudents: Everybodyisgood!Momanddadcanbegoodforme!Ilikethemverymuch,alsoverygratefultothem. WhenIwassick,momanddadisveryanxious,onceintheevening,Isuddenlyhaveafever,momanddadtotakemetoahospitaltoinject,Ihadanightoffshot,momanddadtoaompanymeanight,theyarenotsleeping,andmomanddadputthebedtomyapersonlyingdown,droppedoutoffearofneedles,thenextday,theyallpleasethefalse,nottowork,Ithinktheyvebeensonicetome. Momanddadalwaystaughtmethat,mymothertaughtmeso,youngdontworkhard,idleyoung,needyold,itmean,dontworkhard,whenIwasachildgrowupwillregretit.Mydadtaughtmefromayoungagetodevelopgoodmoralcharacter,forexample,careforothers,respectforelders,helpothers,dontlie,tobehonest,Idowhattheytaughtmethetruth,therearealotofharvest. Homemomanddadareveryconcernedaboutmystudy,theywillaskme,whathappenedtotheschool,performwellandallkindsofproblems,mymotheralsohelpmetoquotetheextracurricularremedialclass,position,aoshu,dance,takeanexaminationofwell,thentheypraiseme,takeanexaminationofwell,alsodoesnothaveseverelycriticizedme,butthelessonsforme,letmeaskstudentstolearnandwithanopenmind. Imorethaneightyearsold,myeachstepgrowth,containtheparentsofhardsweatandinfinitelove,Iamverygratefultothem,fromnowon,Iwanttolistentotheirwords,moreha