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关于幽默的英语演讲稿 幽默英语演讲稿一：幽默英语演讲稿范文 goodmorningteachersandfellowstudents.todaywewouldliketointroduceafewfavoritebookstoyou. myfavoritebookis(italian:cuore).thisisadiarywrittenbyanitalianboyenrico.thediaryisabouthislifeandstudy.itincludedvarioustouchingstoriesthathappenedaroundenrico,themottostaughtbyhisparents,aswellasthewonderfultenmonthlystoriestoldbyhisteacherduringtheclass.everywordinthechapterdescribesthewordlove.frompatriotismtofriendship,andtothelovebetweenparentsandchild-reallytouching. thisnoveltaughtmehowtolove,andhowtolearnfromlove.ireallylikethisbookverymuch.howaboutyou?whatisyourfavoritebook? myfavoritebookis.haveyoureaditbefore? oh,ihaventreadthisbookbefore.whatisitabout? well,itisastoryofarichgirlwhomaintainedhernoblecharacterafterthebankruptcyofherfather.thestoryishappyending. canyoutelluswhyyoulovethisbooksomuch? sure.itisbecausethestorytaughtustobebraveandtofacethechallengesanddifficultieswithcourage.iamdeeplyimpressedbythestrengthandperseveranceofthelittleprincessinthestory.ihavedecidedtolearnfromherfromnowon. ohisee,thestorysoundsverygood.icannotwaittoreadthisbookaswell. mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.onedayafaircametothenearbytown. letsgotothefair,matt,hiswifesaid.wehaventbeenanywhereforalongtime. mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.atlasthesaid,allright,butimnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.welllookatthings,butwewontbuyanything. theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.thereweremanythingsmattswifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney. then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane. funflights!thenoticesaid,$10for10minutes. matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.however,hedidntwanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell. iveonlygot$10,hetoldthepilot.canmywifeewithmeforfree?thepilotwasntsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,illmakeabargainwithyou.ifyourwifedoesntscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight. mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife. thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown. whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,0.k.yourwifedidntmakeasound.shecanhaveherridefree. thankyou,mattsaid.itwasnteasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout. ahelpinghand amanwholivedinablockofapartmentsthoughtitwasrainingandputhisheadoutthewindowtocheck.ashedidsoaglasseyefellintohishand. helookeduptoseewhereitcamefromintimetoseeayoungwomanlookingdown. isthisyours?heasked. shesaid,yes,couldyoubringitup?andthemanagreed. onarrivalshewasprofuseinherthanksandofferedthemanadrink.asshewasveryattractiveheagreed.shortlyafterwardsshesaid,imabouttohavedinner.theresplenty.wouldyouliketojoinme? hereadilyaeptedherofferandbothenjoyedalovelymeal.astheeveningwasdrawingtoaclosetheladysaid,ivehadamarvelousevening.wouldyouliketostaythenight? themanhesitatedthensaid,doyouactlikethiswitheverymanyoumeet? no,shereplied,onlythosewhocatchmyeye. 关于幽默的英语演讲稿篇2 loveyourmother 爱你的母亲 whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom? 你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. becauseimawoman,shetoldhim. 因为我是女人,她告诉他. idontunderstand,hesaid. 我 不明白.他回答 hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid, andyouneverwill,butthats. 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系. laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather, whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?. 后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣? allwomencryfornoreason,wasallhisdadcouldsay. 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的. thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman, stillwonderingwhywomencry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭. finallyheputinacalltogodandwhengodgotbacktohim,heaskedgod,whydowomencrysoeasily? 最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣? godanswered. 上帝回答: whenimadewoman, idecidedshehadtobespecial. imadehershoulders strongenoughtocarry theweightoftheworld,yet, madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivefort. 当我创造女人的时候, 我决定把她造的很特别, 我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是, 却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人. igavehertheinnerstrength toendurechildbirth andtherejection thatmanytimeswille evenfromherownchildren. 我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛, 也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害, 甚至这些伤害有时会于自己的孩子. igaveherahardness thatallowsher tokeepgoingandtakecare ofherfamilyandfriends, evenwheneveryoneelsegivesup,throughsicknessandfatiguewithout plaining. 我给她顽强,让她能够不#url#断地前进, 并且照顾自己的家人和朋友, 甚至当每个人都放弃的时候, 她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言. igaveherthesensitivitytoloveherchildrenunderanyandallcircumstances.evenwhenherchildhashurtherbadly. shehastheveryspecialpowertomakeachildsboo-boofeelbetterandtoquellateenagersanxietiesandfears. 我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候. 她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧. igaveherstrengthtocareforherhusband,despitefaults andifashionedherfromhisribtoprotecthisheart. 我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错.我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏. igaveherwisdomtoknowthatagoodhusbandneverhurtshiswife,butsometimestestsherstrengthsandherresolvetostandbesidehimunfalteringly. 我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心. forallofthishardwork, ialsogaveherateartoshed. itisherstouse wheneverneededand itisheronlyweakness. whenyouseehercry, tellherhowmuchyouloveher,andallshedoesforeveryone,andeventhough shemaystillcry,youwillhavemadeherheartfeelgood. 因为这些种种的困难， 我也同样赐她流下眼泪， 这是当她在需要时可以使用的， 这是她唯一的软弱之处. 当你看到她哭泣的时候， 告诉她你有多么地爱她， 告诉她她为所有人所做的一切， 即使这样她可能还是会哭泣， 但你会使她的心里得到安慰. sheisspecial! pleasesendthistowomenyouknow,andthosewithmothers, sisters,andspecialwomenintheirlives. 她是独特的! 请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人，有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人. but,alsosendthistomensotheywillunderstandaboutwhatawonderfulthingawomanis. eachdayisamountainthatmustbeclimbed;withcourageeachstepgetseasier. 但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物. 每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松. loveyourmotheralways 永远爱你的母亲， andkeephersmiling 并且使她微笑常在 关于幽默的英语演讲稿篇3 1初中幽默英语演讲稿 oneofthemostpopularhobbiesamongpeopleisreadingbooks.moreandmorepeoplespendtheirsparetimeinreadingthebookstheyareinterestedin. therearesomanybooksintheworldthatitisimpossibleforanyonetoreadallofthem,evenifhespendshiswholelifeinreading.beforewestartreading,weshouldfindoutwhetheritisvaluableforustoread. readinggoodbooksisoneofthegreatestpleasuresinlife.itcanenrichourknowledge.itmakesuslearnlotsofthingswedidnotpreviouslyknow.wecanbeawareofwhathadhappenedinthepastaswellaswhatishappeninginthepresenttime.themorebooksweread,themoreknowledgeweget.nomatterhowmucheducationwereceiveorhowmuchexpensivewehave,wecannotbeeafullmanunlesswekeepreading. readingbadbookswillleadyoutoawrongwayandpreventsyoufromprogressing.itsworsethanreadingnothing.soweknowhowimportantitistoreadgoodbooks. bookcanbereadatrandomtimeifyouhaveleisure,andthereneverbeatimelimitation.also,youcanreadabooktoachieveamorereallyhistory.throughabook,youcanmunicatewithitsauthorwithoutotherstransmission.alltheserarelycanbeeasilyachievedbyatelevision. furthermore,bookisatreasurethathasdevelopedcenturies.asweknowwhenwrittenlanguageappeared,humanbeingsbecameuseittorecordtheirlives,andthisactionleavesusalotofhistoricpreciousmineral.wecanabsorbintelligenceandwisdom,andwecanalsobetaughtlessons.ilovebookfrommyheart,formbookiknowhowtomunicatewithothers,andilearnmyhomelandistheplaceilovebest,andalsoiknowmyparentsaretheveryindividualswhoilovethroughmylife.whataboutthetelevision?television,sometimes,showviolence,se-x,drugsbeyondourchoice. mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.onedayafaircametothenearbytown. letsgotothefair,matt,hiswifesaid.wehaventbeenanywhereforalongtime. mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.atlasthesaid,allright,butimnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.welllookatthings,butwewontbuyanything. theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.thereweremanythingsmattswifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney. then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane. funflights!thenoticesaid,$10for10minutes. matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.however,hedidntwanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell. iveonlygot$10,hetoldthepilot.canmywifeewithmeforfree?thepilotwasntsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,illmakeabargainwithyou.ifyourwifedoesntscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight. mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife. thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown. whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,0.k.yourwifedidntmakeasound.shecanhaveherridefree. thankyou,mattsaid.itwasnteasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout. aminutedoesfarmwork,aminuteharvest aminutedoesfarmwork,aminuteharvest!solongasusuallyisunceasingdiligentlyandtheunceasingaumulation,whentestcertainlycanpaatonefellswoop,doesnothavethepainpaying,hashowpossiblyhasharvests?asthesayinggoesthat,thestudyisthelamp,theendeavoristheoil,mustthinkthelampisbright,mustrefuel.hitsainappropriateanalogyin,isdiligentisjustlikediligentlymilitarypracticesnarrowandsmalltosayyijinjing:regardleofhowclumsymethod,solongasmatchesbydiligentlydiligently,surelymaydecayedbemysterious,thusobtainstheconsiderableresult,thereforeialwaysbelieved,thestudyisfirstmustbediligentdefinitely,anysidebuddhist-nature,策略性thethingleft hasbeendiligentwithoutknowingwheretobeginmentions. didnothaveinadequatelytorecognizeisstudiesintheproceindeedtohavesome技巧性thing,theheavenallhasindeedpreparedsetofbeststudiesmethodsandthestrategyforeachpeople,onlyourverymanypeoplehadnotfo