高中英语 生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕13素材.doc

生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕1300:00:05,300 - 00:00:06,800先生们 我告诉你们哟gentlemen,i put it to you:200:00:06,830 - 00:00:11,830最难吃西米布丁也好过其他口味优质布丁the worst tapioca pudding is better than the best pudding of any other flavor.300:00:13,000 - 00:00:17,300首先 明眼人都知道这话错的 因为最好的布丁是巧克力口味first off,that is axiomatically wrong because the best pudding is chocolate.400:00:17,790 - 00:00:22,360其次 西米的有机结构使布丁 黏糊糊摇晃晃 有潜在致命危险secondly,the organic structure of tapioca makes it a jiggling bowl of potential death.500:00:22,380 - 00:00:23,730是从植物里提取.it is extracted from the plant.600:00:23,760 - 00:00:26,930嘿 我在考虑留点胡子hey,im thinking of growing a mustache.700:00:28,100 - 00:00:29,150不是吧?no kidding?800:00:29,180 - 00:00:31,160傅满洲那样的? 八字胡 又尖又长?fu manchu,a handlebar,pencil?900:00:31,180 - 00:00:32,600- 是从植物中提取 - 还没想好呢- its extracted from the plant. - im not sure yet.1000:00:32,610 - 00:00:35,140乔治克鲁尼现在也留胡子呢you know,george clooney has one now.1100:00:35,150 - 00:00:38,930真的? 我看到过他在拉夫斯超市买龙舌兰酒really? i once saw him shopping at ralphs. he was buying tequila.1200:00:39,620 - 00:00:43,070你以为他们会有仆人跑腿买酒吗?youd think a guy like that would have some kind of booze lackey.1300:00:47,590 - 00:00:48,580好啦 太残忍了all right,this is cruel.1400:00:48,620 - 00:00:51,370我们还是让他说完 不然人家要爆头了wed better let him finish before his head explodes.1500:00:51,710 - 00:00:53,490好吧 谢尔顿 为啥西.all right,sheldon,why is tap.1600:00:53,510 - 00:00:56,030西米由食用木薯根茎提取而成tapioca is extracted from the root of the plant manihot esculenta!1700:00:56,050 - 00:00:57,580由于富含高浓度的氰化物due to a high concentration of cyanide,1800:00:57,600 - 00:01:01,180其本身有毒性 如加工不当即食用会致命it is poisonous in its raw form and lethal if prepared improperly!1900:01:04,190 - 00:01:05,820现在爽了吧?feel better now?2000:01:05,830 - 00:01:09,250同时可可豆也是巴西的 从中能提取巧克力 做最好的布丁it is also indigenous to brazil as is the coa bean,from which we get chocolate,the best pudding.2100:01:09,270 - 00:01:12,150求你们别再耍我了!and you promised you wouldnt do that anymore!2200:01:13,560 - 00:01:15,300嘿 霍夫施塔特hey,hofstadter.2300:01:15,310 - 00:01:16,070嘿 kripkehey,kripke.2400:01:16,090 - 00:01:18,720听说你最新的反质子衰变实验了heard about your latest anti-proton decay experiment.2500:01:18,740 - 00:01:22,060收集两万数据 却没啥有用的结果20,000 data runs and no statistically significant results.2600:01:22,090 - 00:01:24,660灰常了得very impressive.2700:01:26,320 - 00:01:27,550蠢货一个what a jerk.2800:01:27,560 - 00:01:31,060别气馁 莱纳德 没用的结果也是结果dont feel bad,leonard. negative results are still results.2900:01:31,070 - 00:01:34,510- 就算两万又算啥 - 行啦!- even 20,000 of them. - all right!3000:01:35,360 - 00:01:36,960求你们别在给我打气了please dont cheer me up anymore.3100:01:36,970 - 00:01:39,280别呀 不要让他打击到你 kripke哪根葱come on. dont let him get to you. its kripke.3200:01:39,290 - 00:01:42,270对呀 大蠢蛋一个yeah,hes a ginormous knob.3300:01:42,280 - 00:01:46,610所以他孤单用餐 而不能坐到这酷酷的桌子来thats why he eats by himself instead of sitting here at the cool table.3400:01:47,200 - 00:01:49,560说得对呀for shizzle.3500:01:52,070 - 00:01:56,860确实啊 kripke确实缺乏 咱固有的那种基本社交技巧its true kripke lacks the basic social skills that we take for granted.3600:01:57,400 - 00:02:00,070但他还操控着新的开放科学网格计算机but he also controls the new open science grid computer3700:02:00,100 - 00:02:04,160而我需要它来模拟宇宙早期的结构形态that i need to use to run some simulations of structure formation in the early universe.3800:02:04,180 - 00:02:05,710看你有没有那命用上吧well,good luck getting time on it.3900:02:05,730 - 00:02:08,150他可只让他的朋友使用the only people he lets use it are his friends.4000:02:08,170 - 00:02:10,420那 解决办法很简单嘛well,then,the solution is simple.4100:02:10,440 - 00:02:12,260我去和他做朋友i shall befriend him.4200:02:12,270 - 00:02:13,720kripke!kripke!4300:02:14,430 - 00:02:16,400啥事?yeah?4400:02:16,430 - 00:02:19,800你觉得我们交个朋友如何?what would you say to the idea of you and i becoming friends?4500:02:19,830 - 00:02:23,910我觉得木有啥兴趣哟i would say i have no interest in becoming your friend.4600:02:25,020 - 00:02:26,130当真?really?4700:02:26,160 - 00:02:31,350你个里里外外不受欢迎的家伙 目光还真是相当短浅呀that seems rather shortsighted coming from someone who is generally considered altogether unlikable.4800:02:32,610 - 00:02:35,000不如重新考虑下吧?why dont you take some time to reconsider?4900:02:35,030 - 00:02:37,330行呀 我去想想yeah,ill do that.5000:02:38,940 - 00:02:42,040看来咱这开局不错啊well,i think were off to a terrific start.5100:03:08,700 - 00:03:09,440好了there you go.5200:03:09,470 - 00:03:12,840现在所有沃尔伍兹发来的邮件 都会直接进入垃圾箱now any e-mail from wolowitz will go right into your spam folder.5300:03:14,110 - 00:03:18,840多谢 其实骚扰邮件倒没啥 他穿浴衣的度假照比较雷人thanks. i mean,the e-mail doesnt bother me as much as the vacation pictures of him in a bathing suit.5400:03:19,600 - 00:03:24,980是呀 我也收到了 那可不是浴衣 是晒痕yeah,i got the same one,and thats not a bathing suit. its a tan line.5500:03:30,090 - 00:03:32,700你好 我是谢尔顿库珀hello,this is sheldon cooper.5600:03:32,710 - 00:03:36,250这是给贝瑞克里帕奇的留言i am leaving a message for barry kripke.5700:03:36,270 - 00:03:40,850贝瑞 很高兴在食堂与你邂逅barry,it was pleasant seeing you today in the cafeteria.5800:03:40,860 - 00:03:44,230我注意到你买了推荐沙拉i saw that you purchased the chefs salad.5900:03:44,250 - 00:03:49,690显然 你不知道推荐沙拉是 食堂的杂碎肉骗人把戏apparently,you did not know that the chefs salad is kitchen trickery to utilize scrap meat.6000:03:51,340 - 00:03:54,070不过呢 我希望你用餐愉快nevertheless,i hope you enjoyed it.6100:03:54,100 - 00:04:00,060我在追踪待定友谊的发展状况 期待你来电给它定位哟im following up on our pending friendship and i look forward to hearing from you regarding its status.6200:04:01,210 - 00:04:03,750我是谢尔顿库珀sheldon cooper.6300:04:05,530 - 00:04:08,040胆小发明家又咋了?whats up with ichabod?6400:04:08,590 - 00:04:10,490他在交友呢uh,hes trying to make a new friend.6500:04:10,510 - 00:04:12,030真的? 不错嘛oh,really? well,good for him.6600:04:12,040 - 00:04:16,100除非他像杰佩托做出皮诺曹 不然没戏的well,unless he makes one out of wood like geppetto,i dont think its gonna happen.6700:04:18,350 - 00:04:20,180那你们咋成为朋友的?how did you guys become friends?6800:04:20,200 - 00:04:23,250大学公告板上的一张传单there was a flyer on the bulletin board at the university:6900:04:23,260 - 00:04:26,950招募室友 吹口哨的勿扰roommate wanted.whistlers need not apply.7000:04:27,560 - 00:04:28,950你就搬进去了?and you moved in anyway?7100:04:28,970 - 00:04:30,800我以为他说着玩的i assumed he was joking.7200:04:30,820 - 00:04:34,790你绝对想不到有多少量子物理学家 都有反复无常的一面youd be surprised how many particle physicists have a whimsical side.7300:04:35,600 - 00:04:38,330霍华德和拉吉呢? 我是说他咋和他们好上的?what about howard and raj? i mean,how did he become friends with them?7400:04:38,340 - 00:04:41,410不知道 碳原子是如何构成苯环的?i dont know. how do carbon atoms form a benzene ring?7500:04:41,420 - 00:04:44,280价电子亲近proximity and valence electrons.7600:04:45,220 - 00:04:48,270是呀 你这样说也是哈well,sure,when you put it that way.7700:04:48,550 - 00:04:50,720但相处的也不错是吧but it all worked out,right?7800:04:50,740 - 00:04:54,160差不多吧 尽管我很怀念口哨i suppose. i do miss whistling,though.7900:04:54,440 - 00:04:56,610不是吧?oh,come on. really?8000:04:56,620 - 00:04:59,120警告一次first warning.8100:05:02,330 - 00:05:05,740佩妮 佩妮 佩妮penny? penny? penny?8200:05:06,660 - 00:05:09,160给你的this is for you.8300:05:09,170 - 00:05:12,000你好 谢尔顿hello,sheldon.8400:05:15,140 - 00:05:16,300这是啥?what is this?8500:05:16,330 - 00:05:17,730我设计的调查表its a questionnaire i devised.8600:05:17,750 - 00:05:20,770我和一位同事交友遇到点困难im having some difficulty bonding with a colleague at work8700:05:20,800 - 00:05:25,000所以我想做些小调查 更好的了解 为什么我目前的朋友们喜欢我so im doing a little research to better understand why my current friends like me.8800:05:26,390 - 00:05:29,570嗯 这个问题值得考虑yes,well,that is a good question.8900:05:29,580 - 00:05:32,340但你确定这是最好的办法了?but is this really the best way to figure it out?9000:05:32,380 - 00:05:35,700问得好 社会学家很大程度是忽悠i agree. the social sciences are largely hokum.9100:05:35,710 - 00:05:40,240但又不能插一个电极到你的大脑 探测你对我友谊问题的反应but short of putting electrodes in your brain and monitoring your response to my companionship,9200:05:40,250 - 00:05:43,010就这方法还凑合了this is the best i can do.9300:05:43,020 - 00:05:48,620好 问题1: 按吸引力程度给 谢尔顿库珀以下各方面排序okay,question one: rank the following aspects of sheldon cooper in order of appeal:9400:05:48,640 - 00:05:54,770聪明 洁癖 有趣 java程序编写?intelligence;ruthless attention to hygiene;playfulness; java applet writing?9500:05:56,470 - 00:05:59,080也许头一个问题答案过分明显i know,i may have started out with a fairly obvious one;9600:05:59,090 - 00:06:03,770谁不知道我最吸引人的特质之一 有趣an aspect of my most appealing trait: playfulness.9700:06:03,780 - 00:06:05,850你直接把它排到1号吧why dont you just go ahead and rank that number one?9800:06:05,880 - 00:06:07,600恐怕剩下的我不能指导你了im afraid youre on your own for the rest.9900:06:07,630 - 00:06:09,710用不了三个小时就可以完成it should take you no more than three hours.10000:06:09,730 - 00:06:12,380等下 这玩意儿有多少个问题呀?well,wait. how many questions are on this thing?10100:06:12,390 - 00:06:14,810区区211个only 211.10200:06:15,260 - 00:06:19,700别担心 为了照顾你 这份高中毕业就能读懂dont worry. in deference to you,i kept them all at a high school graduate reading level.10300:06:21,180 - 00:06:22,560还得谢你 哥们儿thanks,pal.10400:06:22,580 - 00:06:25,250客气啥.姐们儿you got it. buddy.10500:06:26,270 - 00:06:31,390谢尔顿 亲爱的 你有没有考虑过 通过让人开心来交友啊?sheldon,honey,did you ever consider making friends by being,i dont know,pleasant?10600:06:32,210 - 00:06:34,820那当然是一个发人深思的假设well,thats certainly a thought-provoking hypothesis.10700:06:34,870 - 00:06:38,620我看你论文写这题目好了may i suggest it as the topic for your essay?10800:06:43,720 - 00:06:47,180你的调查问卷 十分让人失望呀your questionnaire,very disappointing.10900:06:50,160 - 00:06:52,010我逢题必答呀 谢尔顿i answered every question,sheldon.11000:06:52,030 - 00:06:54,870你选择题很有规律嘛you answered the multiple choice questions in a pattern:11100:06:54,880 - 00:06:59,720a b b a c a b b a ca- b-a-c.a- b-a-c.11200:07:01,590 - 00:07:03,920你发现了哈oh,you picked up on that,huh?11300:07:04,630 - 00:07:06,150我怎么会发现不了?how could i not?11400:07:06,180 - 00:07:08,560行行好 超过200个问题come on. theres over 200 questions.11500:07:08,570 - 00:07:10,430看有些问题吧and look at some of these things.11600:07:10,460 - 00:07:14,980谢尔顿之于友谊如同太空梭之于什么?sheldon is to camaraderie as the space shuttle is to blank?11700:07:15,450 - 00:07:17,510这里有些适合的答案呀there are a number of acceptable answers.11800:07:17,530 - 00:07:19,730例如 c近地运输机for example,near-earth transport.11900:07:19,740 - 00:07:23,250但绝对不是b鳄梨种植工but certainly not avocado rancher.12000:07:24,460 - 00:07:29,580你在论文里还说等到赛昂人接管地球 我在交友方面会更有运气and your essay suggesting that id have better luck making friends if i wait till the cylons take over?12100:07:30,930 - 00:07:32,650请别please.12200:07:32,660 - 00:07:34,700等等 那篇我可是认真写的now hold on. i put some real work into that.12300:07:34,710 - 00:07:37,300是呀 可比沃尔伍兹好多了yes,well,its better than what wolowitz did.12400:07:37,330 - 00:07:41,810他画了一个大阴囊的发情浣熊he drew a raccoon with what appears to be a distended scrotum.12500:07:43,960 - 00:07:46,340还真有点可爱哟its kinda cute.12600:07:46,640 - 00:07:48,440只要不看它那玩意儿until you get to the scrotum.12700:07:49,250 - 00:07:52,140我怎么会有希望建立新的友情关系?what hope do i have for establishing new relationships given that12800:07:52,150 - 00:07:56,510现存的朋友们都舍不得用 他们漫长生命的少许小时来帮助我my current friends apparently could not take a few hours out of their lives to help me?12900:07:56,530 - 00:07:59,390谢尔顿 我没打算为大蛋蛋浣熊说话sheldon,im not going to defend a big-balled raccoon.13000:08:00,670 - 00:08:02,770我看不出你能做到well,i dont see how you could.13100:08:02,780 - 00:08:08,690我想说的是 或许你不能把 这些当作纯粹智力习题来对待what im trying to say is that maybe you cant approach this as a purely intellectual exercise.13200:08:09,040 - 00:08:11,420你什么意思?what do you mean?13300:08:11,440 - 00:08:16,010还记得你怎么在网上学游泳吗?well,remember when you tried to learn how to swim using the internet?13400:08:17,250 - 00:08:19,750我是学过游泳ididlearn how to swim.13500:08:19,770 - 00:08:21,940在地板上学的on the floor.13600:08:21,960 - 00:08:24,740技巧是相通的the skills are transferable.13700:08:24,750 - 00:08:27,400我只是不想到水里去i just have no interest in going in the water.13800:08:27,410 - 00:08:28,990那你为啥要学游泳呀?then why learn how to swim?13900:08:29,000 - 00:08:30,650冰盖在融化呀 莱纳德the ice caps are melting,leonard.14000:08:30,670 - 00:08:33,690未来 游泳是不可避免的in the future,swimming isnt going to be optional.14100:08:34,380 - 00:08:36,620但你给了我灵感but you do bring up an interesting point.14200:08:36,650 - 00:08:38,570我用不着做新的研究i dont have to break new ground here.14300:08:38,600 - 00:08:40,990肯定很多研究结果是现存的im sure much of the research already exists.14400:08:41,020 - 00:08:44,790不 不 我想说的是 如果你想学如何交友no,no,my point is,if you want to learn how to make friends,14500:08:44,810 - 00:08:47,970到咖啡店或者博物馆去then just go out to a coffee shop or a museum.14600:08:47,990 - 00:08:49,120认识些人 和他们交流meet people. talk to them.14700:08:49,130 - 00:08:52,160了解下人家的生活take an interest intheirlives.14800:08:52,170 - 00:08:54,880疯了呗thats insane on the face of it.14900:08:55,500 - 00:08:56,960- 走吧 - 我们去哪儿?- come on. - where are we going?15000:08:56,970 - 00:08:58,240你载我去卖场youre driving me to the mall.15100:08:58,250 - 00:09:02,920我要去买本现存交友领域的理论大全im going to acquire a book that summarizes the current theories in the field of friend-making.15200:09:04,370 - 00:09:07,880你干嘛不直接躺地上 游过去呢?why dont you just lie down on the floor and swim there?15300:09:12,090 - 00:09:15,090coping with the death of a loved one.15400:09:15,900 - 00:09:18,500- 节哀顺变 - 感谢你- my condolences. - thank you.15500:09:19,420 - 00:09:21,510- 家人还是朋友? - 家人- family or friend? - family.15600:09:21,520 - 00:09:23,080太遗憾了too bad.15700:09:23,110 - 00:09:26,700如果是朋友 我刚好可以填补空缺if it had been a friend,im available to fill the void.15800:09:31,590 - 00:09:34,640没关系 她满身卫生球味道its just as well. she smelled like mothballs.15900:09:35,190 - 00:09:39,120好吧 要是你在这嗅人玩 我去买点热脆饼okay,if youre gonna start sniffing people,im gonna go get a hot pretzel.16000:09:40,630 - 00:09:41,810劳驾excuse me.16100:09:41,840 - 00:09:44,910有交友的书吗?do you have any books about making friends?16200:09:44,930 - 00:09:47,250嗯 有 但都是写给小孩子的um,yeah,but theyre all for little kids.16300:09:47,260 - 00:09:50,470我想技巧可以推断 道理相通嘛i assume the skills can be extrapolated and transferred.16400:09:50,500 - 00:09:53,980可能吧 就在木火车那边i guess. theyre right over there by the wooden train set.16500:09:54,940 - 00:09:57,290我爱火车i love trains.16600:09:58,470 - 00:10:01,070你当然喜欢了i bet you do.16700:10:02,950 - 00:10:06,050哎 呀 还真粘oh,my,thats awfully sticky.16800:10:08,360 - 00:10:11,710好了 我来瞧瞧哈.all right,lets see.16900:10:14,500 - 00:10:17,680bernie bunny has two daddies now.17000:10:18,380 - 00:10:21,780估计是同志兔子的故事thats probably about homosexual rabbits.17100:10:22,320 - 00:10:25,780gerry the gerbil and the bullies on the bus.17200:10:25,790 - 00:10:28,320读过了 没啥用read it. not helpful.17300:10:28,900 - 00:10:31,790哦 有了oh,here we go.17400:10:31,810 - 00:10:35,480stu the cockatoo is new at the zoo.17500:10:36,380 - 00:10:40,980莎拉卡朋特作 现与其爱人 朋友马克以及鹦鹉斯图author sarah carpenter lives in fort wayne,indiana17600:10:40,990 - 00:10:46,390居住于印第安纳州 韦恩堡with her husband and best friend,mark,and their cockatoo stu.17700:10:47,300 - 00:10:50,670没有点交友专家的样子 你说是吧?hardly makes her an expert in making friends,wouldnt you agree?17800:10:50,680 - 00:10:53,200我不喜欢鸟类 它们多吓人i dont like birds. they scare me.17900:10:53,710 - 00:10:56,340我也是诶me,too.18000:10:56,740 - 00:10:59,730很多人都意识不到most people dont see it.18100:11:01,480 - 00:11:02,870你读啥呢?what are you reading?18200:11:02,900 - 00:11:04,130curious george.18300:11:04,140 - 00:11:06,220哦 猴子我可喜欢oh,i do like monkeys.18400:11:06,230 - 00:11:08,020好奇乔治就是猴子curious george is a monkey.18500:11:08,040 - 00:11:11,480算是人格化的 但没错somewhat anthropomorphized,but yes.18600:11:12,230 - 00:11:18,170或许 啥时候咱俩去看个猴子呗 你觉得好不?say,maybe sometime you and i could go see monkeys together. would you like that?18700:11:18,180 - 00:11:19,650好哇okay.18800:11:19,680 - 00:11:21,910谢尔顿 你干嘛呢?sheldon,what are you doing?18900:1