高中英语 生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕6素材.doc

生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕600:00:01,671 - 00:00:04,145你这次参加的是什么样的海上旅行啊?so what kind of cruise is this youre going on?200:00:04,147 - 00:00:07,015叫做再生之行.its called the born again boat ride.300:00:07,017 - 00:00:10,401基督徒季刊给它的评级是:christian quarterly gave it their highest rating-400:00:10,403 - 00:00:12,821五星级.five thorny crowns.500:00:12,823 - 00:00:15,156我真希望你能跟我一起来 sheldon.i do wish youd come with me, sheldon.600:00:15,158 - 00:00:19,027老妈啊 如果我去了的话 那将会成为最有力的证据:well, mom, if i did, it would be conclusive proof700:00:19,029 - 00:00:21,246上帝的确能创造奇迹.that your god can work miracles.800:00:22,331 - 00:00:23,348你可错过不少好东西.youre missing out.900:00:23,350 - 00:00:24,782将是彻头彻尾的欢乐.its gonna be wall-to-wall fun.1000:00:24,784 - 00:00:25,834都是有主题的活动.its all themed.1100:00:25,836 - 00:00:27,818和jonah一起观看鲸鱼.theres jonah and the whale watching.1200:00:29,388 - 00:00:32,340以最后一顿晚餐为主题 的自助餐.all-you-can-eat last supper buffet.1300:00:32,342 - 00:00:34,709还有我最喜欢的 打猎与上帝同行.and my personal favorite, gunning with god.1400:00:34,711 - 00:00:38,263那是啥活动 我想问一句.whats gunning with god? im afraid to ask.1500:00:38,265 - 00:00:40,965这个可不是一般的有趣.oh, it is a hoot and a half.1600:00:40,967 - 00:00:43,668你把你的罪写在一个陶瓷的鸽子上,you write your sins on a clay pigeon,1700:00:43,670 - 00:00:45,803他们把鸽子发射到空中 你一枪给打掉,they fire em up in the air, and you pulverize them1800:00:45,805 - 00:00:47,555用一把12号口径的鸟枪.with a 12-gauge shotgun1900:00:47,557 - 00:00:51,609充溢着上帝的恩慈.full of our lords forgiveness.2000:00:51,611 - 00:00:54,362坦白讲 妈 看到你们小组变得这么先进我很欣慰,frankly, mom, im encouraged to see how advanced2100:00:54,364 - 00:00:56,364心甘情愿地驶向大海,your group has become- willing to sail out2200:00:56,366 - 00:00:59,951毫不担心从海的尽头掉下去(基督徒曾认为海有尽头)into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge.2300:00:59,953 - 00:01:01,736举个例子for example,2400:01:01,738 - 00:01:03,621如果shelly来的话 他可以在鸽子上写if shelly was aboard, hed write,2500:01:03,623 - 00:01:05,790爱说俏皮话的.smart mouth on his pigeon,2600:01:05,792 - 00:01:09,627然后 崩一声!and then bam!2700:01:09,629 - 00:01:12,130上帝给予的 上帝也将毁灭掉.the lord giveth and the lord bloweth away.2800:01:12,132 - 00:01:13,414对了 妈well, mom,2900:01:13,416 - 00:01:16,301按我给咱们设计的周末行程计划,according to my itinerary for our weekend together,3000:01:16,303 - 00:01:18,117第一件令人开心的事情就是炸鸡.the fun begins with fried chicken.3100:01:18,136 - 00:01:19,122听起来不错.sounds delicious.3200:01:19,123 - 00:01:21,623太好了 因为我给你准备好了所有你需要的原料.good. cause i got you everything you need to make it.3300:01:21,641 - 00:01:24,158你小子今天有口福了.you are in for a treat.3400:01:24,160 - 00:01:25,510我妈做的烤鸡my mothers fried chicken3500:01:25,512 - 00:01:29,347是我们为什么得给我爸买个大棺材的原因.is why we had to buy my dad the extra large coffin.3600:01:29,349 - 00:01:31,382sheldon 你妈刚从飞机下来.sheldon, she just got off the plane.3700:01:31,384 - 00:01:32,817她可不想做饭啊.she doesnt want to cook.3800:01:32,819 - 00:01:34,269谁说她不想.of course she does.3900:01:34,271 - 00:01:36,988给我做吃的是她表达 我爱你 的方式.making me food is her way of saying i love you4000:01:36,990 - 00:01:39,190在她很累的时候还给我做东西吃 那是making me food when shes too tired to cook4100:01:39,192 - 00:01:41,326她表达 我真的很爱你 的方式.is her way of saying i really love you.4200:01:41,328 - 00:01:43,912事实上 我倒是不介意出去吃点东西.actually, i wouldnt mind going out for a bite, sheldon.4300:01:43,914 - 00:01:45,363但是那不会坏了咱们的食欲吗?wont that spoil our appetites4400:01:45,365 - 00:01:47,231咱们回来还要吃烤鸡 不是?for the chicken youre going to make me?4500:01:47,233 - 00:01:49,200就这么说定了 咱们外边去吃 你喜欢寿司吗?that settles it, were going out. do you like sushi?4600:01:49,202 - 00:01:51,836这条街上就有个不错的寿司店.theres a great little place down the street.4700:01:51,838 - 00:01:53,479我没吃过 但是也没事啊.ive never had it, but theres no harm in4800:01:53,504 - 00:01:54,722尝尝没吃过的也挺好的.trying something new.4900:01:55,575 - 00:01:58,075尝试新东西有各种弊端啊.theres a lot of harm in trying something new.5000:01:58,077 - 00:01:59,838这是为什么我们实验药品和化妆品的时候,thats why we test out drugs and cosmetics5100:01:59,863 - 00:02:01,063都是用的小兔子.on bunny rabbits.5200:02:01,381 - 00:02:04,632sheldon 你听起来像是个疯人在说话.sheldon, youre talking like a crazy person.5300:02:04,634 - 00:02:08,019事实上 我小时候给他测试过.actually, i had him tested as a child.5400:02:08,021 - 00:02:09,771医生说他正常着呢.doctor says hes fine.5500:02:09,773 - 00:02:11,356跟你说过吧.told you.5600:02:11,358 - 00:02:13,358不过 我倒是有几分后悔,although, i do regret not following up5700:02:13,360 - 00:02:14,976没有带他去看那个休斯顿的专科医生.with that specialist in houston.5800:02:17,696 - 00:02:23,443mje出品 wind-mje翻译5900:02:23,772 - 00:02:32,955mje美剧口语联盟 诚邀所有喜欢美剧想提高口语的朋友加入我们6000:02:33,430 - 00:02:39,810在看美剧的同时提高口语 在提高口语的同时结识朋友6100:02:40,534 - 00:02:45,349生活大爆炸 第五季 第六集6200:02:45,633 - 00:02:46,835热烈欢迎!irasshaimase!6300:02:46,905 - 00:02:49,356别喊叫.stop yelling!6400:02:49,720 - 00:02:51,836我可正不爽着呢.im not happy about this.6500:02:51,838 - 00:02:53,855你上次爽的时候是啥时候?whats the last thing you were ever happy about?6600:02:53,857 - 00:02:56,608想到能吃到炸鸡的时候.the prospect of fried chicken.6700:02:58,477 - 00:03:00,011这地不错嘛.this is exciting.6800:03:00,013 - 00:03:02,397在我们那里 4号大街上有个寿司店.back home, the diner on route four serves sushi,6900:03:02,399 - 00:03:05,900但那不过是把鱼肉切成条然后随便加个啥配菜.but its just cut up fish sticks and a side of uncle bens7000:03:05,902 - 00:03:07,518他们把那 写在菜谱上,they put it on the menu7100:03:07,520 - 00:03:12,073用的倒是那种kung fu字母 但可丝毫算不上寿司.in those kung fu letters, but that dont make it sushi.7200:03:12,075 - 00:03:16,711kung fu字母这种说法 有点歧视啊.uh, kung fu letters might not be politically correct.7300:03:16,713 - 00:03:20,331我以为 ching chong才算歧视他们亚洲人.oh, i thought the one we couldnt say was ching chong7400:03:20,333 - 00:03:23,752恩 两个都不能说.yeah, yeah, that, too.7500:03:23,831 - 00:03:27,422shelly 你和你的amy最近进展如何?so, shelly, whats up with you and your friend amy,7600:03:27,424 - 00:03:29,641如果你不介意我这做妈的刺探一下的话.if you dont mind a mother prying a bit?7700:03:29,643 - 00:03:33,178事实上amy这边倒是有些很大的进展.well, theres actually big news on the amy front.7800:03:33,180 - 00:03:34,634她研究了shes been studying the7900:03:34,659 - 00:03:37,305在低级动物身上的成瘾的生物学规律.neurobiology of addiction in lower animals.8000:03:37,550 - 00:03:40,769她马上就能成功让一个海星变成瘾君子了.shes this close to getting a starfish hooked on cocaine.8100:03:40,771 - 00:03:44,322你知不知道他俩怎么样了?do you have any idea whats going on with those two?8200:03:44,324 - 00:03:46,574有点像尼斯湖水怪.its kind of like the loch ness monster.8300:03:46,576 - 00:03:47,997可能有点啥东西 也可能没有.maybe theres something there, maybe there isnt.8400:03:48,022 - 00:03:49,222我们可能永远也搞不清楚.well probably never know.8500:03:50,830 - 00:03:52,196但有时候这样其实也挺有趣的,but sometimes its fun 8600:03:52,223 - 00:03:53,920这样琢磨着 直到自己觉得毛骨悚然.to creep yourself out thinking about it.8700:03:57,620 - 00:04:01,089你的情感方面进展如何?how are you doing on the young lady front?8800:04:01,091 - 00:04:03,958我听说你在搞一段远程恋爱?i hear youre in some sort of a long distance situation?8900:04:03,960 - 00:04:06,244恩 是raj的妹妹.yeah, its rajs sister.9000:04:06,246 - 00:04:07,545有点不容易.its kind of tough.9100:04:07,547 - 00:04:09,080她在印度.shes in india.9200:04:09,082 - 00:04:10,932而且她爸妈也很不爽她和个白人男子约会.also, her parents arent happy shes dating someone white.9300:04:10,934 - 00:04:12,917这可是头一回 不是?oh, thats funny turn, isnt it?9400:04:12,919 - 00:04:17,388你从来没想过他们还会嫌弃咱们.you never think about it going the other way.9500:04:19,475 - 00:04:22,610不管怎样 你不能强迫什么.well, you cant force things.9600:04:22,612 - 00:04:24,762你得搞明白 自己到底是在一段恋爱中呢,you need to figure out if youre in a relationship9700:04:24,764 - 00:04:26,397还是只是在自己将之称作恋爱.or if youre just calling it one.9800:04:26,399 - 00:04:28,233就好像有句话说的 its like they say- a cat can have kittens9900:04:28,235 - 00:04:31,820形似貌似神不似啊.in the oven but that dont make em biscuits.10000:04:31,822 - 00:04:33,938这倒让我选想起另外一句话,and that reminds me of another saying.10100:04:33,940 - 00:04:36,067你把鸡和各种原料都准备好了 但是you can lead a chicken to crisco, but you cant10200:04:36,092 - 00:04:37,371你却不能强迫你妈去做给你吃.make your mother fry it.10300:04:39,444 - 00:04:42,914sheldon 你要敢再跟我废话一句有关鸡肉的,sheldon, you pester me one more time about chicken,10400:04:42,916 - 00:04:46,217别让在这当众揍你.i will put you over my knee right here in this restaurant.10500:04:47,470 - 00:04:50,088快 快惹恼她 就算是为了我吧.please pester her. please, for me.10600:04:53,642 - 00:04:55,977cooper女士 你觉得寿司怎么样?so, mrs. cooper, what did you think of the sushi?10700:04:55,979 - 00:04:57,228还不赖.it was good.10800:04:57,230 - 00:04:59,647不过如果是煮熟了的话,the only thing that would have made it better10900:04:59,649 - 00:05:01,683会更好一些.is if it was cooked11000:05:01,685 - 00:05:05,019当然如果是牛肉就更好了.and if it was beef.11100:05:05,021 - 00:05:08,156sheldon 你们房东啥时候修电梯啊?sheldon, when is your landlord going to fix the elevator?11200:05:08,158 - 00:05:09,941我不知道啊.i dont know.11300:05:09,943 - 00:05:11,659最近我们在讨论着干脆lately weve been talking about11400:05:11,661 - 00:05:15,113把电梯改装成个导弹发射塔.converting it into a missile silo.11500:05:15,115 - 00:05:17,248你儿子似乎认为,your son seems to think11600:05:17,250 - 00:05:20,752我们应该首先对burbank展开攻击.we need to launch a preemptive strike on burbank.11700:05:20,754 - 00:05:23,705这叫 先发制人.get them before they get us.11800:05:29,845 - 00:05:33,381嗨 你们回来得真早啊.hey, look who decided to show up.11900:05:33,383 - 00:05:35,383raj 你这是干啥呢?raj, what are you doing?12000:05:35,385 - 00:05:39,721我找不到你们 所以我买了六个朋友,i couldnt find you guys so i bought six new friends.12100:05:40,656 - 00:05:44,209三个已经不幸挂了. three, sadly, are dead.12200:05:44,211 - 00:05:46,444妈 你记得rajesh对吧?mom, you remember rajesh?12300:05:46,446 - 00:05:48,563-rajesh 记得我妈吧 -当然了.- rajesh, my mother. - of course.12400:05:48,565 - 00:05:50,782cooper女士 很高兴再次见到你.mrs. cooper. so nice to see you again.12500:05:50,784 - 00:05:53,318我也是.well, its so nice to see you, too.12600:05:55,621 - 00:05:57,521我还有只有咱们的印第安人,i thought it was our indians12700:05:57,523 - 00:06:00,858偶尔才会犯酒瘾.that had the occasional alcohol problem.12800:06:02,628 - 00:06:04,879这种话我们这也不说.we dont say that, either.12900:06:06,198 - 00:06:08,917我给你列张表吧.ill make you a list.13000:06:08,919 - 00:06:10,969那可真是太谢谢你了.(white双关)oh, that would be mighty white of you.13100:06:12,871 - 00:06:16,674raj 你想用酒精,so, raj, what pain are you trying13200:06:16,676 - 00:06:18,927遮盖什么伤悲呢?to cover up with alcohol?13300:06:18,929 - 00:06:20,678-啥也没有啊.我挺好的. -是吗?- nothing, im fine. - are ya?13400:06:20,680 - 00:06:22,814不是.no.13500:06:22,816 - 00:06:23,932这样好多了.thats better.13600:06:23,934 - 00:06:25,366告诉我是什么让你烦恼.now tell me whats bothering you.13700:06:25,368 - 00:06:27,685我感到很孤单.im so lonely.13800:06:27,687 - 00:06:30,238对的 一个人生 一个人死.oh, yes, born alone, die alone.13900:06:30,240 - 00:06:32,523的确是大大的不幸.its a tragic human condition.14000:06:32,650 - 00:06:34,892raj 如果你能允许我妈失陪的话,now, raj, if youll excuse my mother,14100:06:34,894 - 00:06:36,694她正要给我做个山核桃馅饼,shes about to make a pecan pie14200:06:36,696 - 00:06:38,580馅饼的味道那可不是一般的,thatll be so good ill almost forget14300:06:38,582 - 00:06:40,748我也可以将她没有给我做炸鸡这事抛在脑后了.how she blew it with the fried chicken.14400:06:40,750 - 00:06:42,784sheldon 你的朋友非常心痛.sheldon, your friend is hurtin.14500:06:42,786 - 00:06:44,752有人悲伤的时候我们怎么做?what do we do when someones hurtin?14600:06:44,754 - 00:06:47,905给他们一杯热饮料.offer them a hot beverage.14700:06:47,907 - 00:06:49,407如果他们喝得醉汹汹的,and when theyre drunk as a skunk,14800:06:49,409 - 00:06:50,842咱们给他们什么饮料?what beverage do we offer?14900:06:50,844 - 00:06:52,927咖啡.coffee.15000:06:52,929 - 00:06:55,263除了端来咖啡还要怎么做?and what do we do it with?15100:07:01,537 - 00:07:04,755你听我说.now you listen to me.15200:07:04,757 - 00:07:07,775我知道你现在感觉你找不到属于你的那一半.i know you feel like you cant find someone,15300:07:07,777 - 00:07:09,477但是每把锁子都有把钥匙和它相配.but theres a lock for every key.15400:07:09,479 - 00:07:10,862在我们家那边 有个女的,back home, theres a girl15500:07:10,864 - 00:07:14,282她在沃尔玛工作 长得不是一般得高.works at the wal-mart. tall, tall girl.15600:07:14,284 - 00:07:17,035高得能直接拿着耙子去猎天鹅.woman could hunt geese with a rake.15700:07:17,037 - 00:07:18,569她以为她永远都不会thought shed never15800:07:18,571 - 00:07:21,789找到一个适合她的男人 结果一天 你想都想不到得,find a man, then one day, wouldnt ya know,15900:07:21,791 - 00:07:24,459篮球马戏团来了.harlem globetrotters come to town.16000:07:24,461 - 00:07:27,445长话短说,long story short,16100:07:27,447 - 00:07:29,631今天那个女的在全世界环游,today that woman travels the world16200:07:29,633 - 00:07:31,499和一个半职业的篮球选手一起,with a semi-professional basketball player16300:07:31,501 - 00:07:34,752还有他们两个美丽的混血的孩子.and two beautiful mixed-race babies.16400:07:34,754 - 00:07:39,057你这满口方言的 我也没完全听明白,i didnt get a lot of that because of your accent,16500:07:39,059 - 00:07:40,892但是你的语气让人感觉很是舒服,but the general tone was soothing16600:07:40,894 - 00:07:42,793我感觉好多了.and somehow i feel better.16700:07:44,263 - 00:07:48,232我今晚又吃不到我的山核桃馅饼了 对吧.im not going to get my pecan pie, am i?16800:07:48,234 - 00:07:49,967你想来点奥利奥不?you want some oreos?16900:07:49,969 - 00:07:51,602-双重夹心? -没 就一般的.- double stuf? - no, regular.17000:07:51,604 - 00:07:54,355真狠心 我都这样了你还给我落井下石.nice. kick a man when hes down.17100:07:55,491 - 00:07:58,443我真高兴咱俩终于能一起做点事情了. im glad were finally getting to do something together,17200:07:58,445 - 00:08:00,078就咱俩.just the two of us.17300:08:00,080 - 00:08:01,341可不是 你度假的时候最想念的sure. one thing you really miss when youre 17400:08:01,366 - 00:08:03,085正是洗洗衣服.on vacation is laundry.17500:08:03,700 - 00:08:06,284慢点啊 你放太多柔顺剂了.careful, youre using too much downey.17600:08:06,286 - 00:08:09,037你知道如果我衣服太柔顺的话我会打瞌睡的.you know if my clothes get too soft it makes me sleepy.17700:08:09,039 - 00:08:11,155这让我想起了很久以前,well, this takes me back.17800:08:11,157 - 00:08:14,258我给你洗衣服 你站我旁边批评我.me doing your laundry, you next to me criticizing.17900:08:14,260 - 00:08:16,210的确不错 对吧?it is nice, isnt it?18000:08:16,212 - 00:08:18,880cooper女士.mrs. cooper.18100:08:18,882 - 00:08:22,500-嗨 -嗨 亲爱的.- hi! - oh, hello, darlin.18200:08:22,502 - 00:08:24,352sheldon 怎么没告诉我你妈来了呢?sheldon, you didnt tell me your mom was coming.18300:08:24,354 - 00:08:26,888在我的每周群发邮件里啊.it was in my weekly e-mail blast.18400:08:26,965 - 00:08:29,857就在 甜菜季节终于来了 和right between beet season is finally here18500:08:29,859 - 00:08:34,062甜菜长出的新枝可以导致癌症.and uh-oh, red stool from beets leads to cancer scare.18600:08:37,032 - 00:08:39,033你最近怎么样啊?so, howve you been?18700:08:39,035 - 00:08:40,151不错 不错.good, good.18800:08:40,153 - 00:08:41,736我听说leonard有个新女朋友了.i hear that leonard has a new girlfriend.18900:08:41,738 - 00:08:43,204你感觉怎么样?how are you doing with all that?19000:08:43,206 - 00:08:45,206没事 过去已经有一段时间了.oh, fine. you know, its been a while.19100:08:45,208 - 00:08:46,824我已经重新开始约会了.im getting back out there.19200:08:46,826 - 00:08:49,327我问一下 你重新开始约会时,let me ask you, when you get back out there,19300:08:49,329 - 00:08:51,913你就穿这件吗?are you wearing this?19400:08:52,831 - 00:08:55,533穿着其实特别可爱的.well, its super cute on.19500:08:55,535 - 00:08:57,472那件上衣给我带来不少免费的饮料,that top has paid for itself in free drinks like ten19600:08:57,497 - 00:08:58,971早就远远超过了它本身的价钱了.times what it cost.19700:08:59,973 - 00:09:02,540penny有不少钱都是yes, penny has a lot of her money tied up19800:09:02,542 - 00:09:03,707凭着许诺将来滚床单而得来的in promiscuity futures.19900:09:03,709 - 00:09:06,010亲爱的 你有没有想过hon, you think20000:09:06,012 - 00:09:08,763或许你不能找到一个合适的男人,maybe the reason why youre having trouble20