三打白骨精根据网上改编英文剧本带翻译 5人.doc

Beating A Monster for Three Times人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? 阿弥陀佛，咱们这是在哪儿啊？孙悟空: Bajie, map! 八戒，地图！猪八戒: (摸出，递给S)孙悟空: Look, boss (凑近T)（T、S一齐转向E） 请看，师父唐僧: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures! 八戒！跟你说了你多少次了，别随身带着这些图片！猪八戒: Oh, boss! Forgive me(伸手拿回) 哦，师父！原谅我、唐僧: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west. 这玩意儿到西天之前我都帮你收着。猪八戒: But 但是、 唐僧: Emitofo, nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色。地图？猪八戒: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow so. 这儿呢。恩、我们这是到了白虎山啦！哎呀，我肚子饿的走不动了。孙悟空: Fat Pig! 肥猪！猪八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will, I will. 猴头！你要是敢再说这俩字，我就，我就、孙悟空: You will what(凶相)? 你就干嘛？猪八戒: (软)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 我就帮你抓虱子。孙悟空: Hm! 恩唐僧:（轻咳）Wukong, actually, I am a bit hungry .Could you go to get me some food? 悟空啊，事实上为师也有点饿了，你去给为师找点吃的来吧。猪八戒: You see , boss is hungry,too! 你看看，师父也饿了吧！唐僧: Baijie! Dont forget who ate my last meal! 八戒！别忘了谁吃了我的上一顿饭！沙僧: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away. 可是师傅啊，万一大师兄离开的时候来妖怪了怎么办啊？唐僧: Em.It is a problem. Wukong,do you have any idea? 厄、这个嘛。悟空，你怎么看？孙悟空: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） 没问题！沙僧: This is.? 这是？孙悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from bosss books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! 电网！我从师父的书上学了电学。我做的这个只要你们呆在里面没人敢碰你们！唐僧: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more cleaver! Emitofo, knowledge is power! 恩、悟空啊，你越来越聪明啦！阿弥陀佛，知识就是力量啊！孙悟空: Bye!(走) 白白！唐僧: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主 咱们打牌吧！白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) 恩！恩！电网？你们太幼稚了。白骨精: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 我能加入你们么？沙僧: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. 不好意思哦美女。我们在玩斗地主三个人就够了。白骨精: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! 好机会！炸弹！唐僧: Bomb?(打出) 炸弹？白骨精: Double King! 王炸！唐僧: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) 哦我赢啦！恩、美女你太会玩儿了。来来来过来教教我孙悟空: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) 呔，妖精！白骨精: （倒)Ah 啊唐僧: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! 悟空啊！你看看你干的好事！她是我老师啊！孙悟空: She is a monster! 她是只妖精！唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸) 胡说八道！孙悟空: Oh,please dont 哦求你不要唐僧:Its too late!(唱)紧箍咒you run you jump, roll on the ground 太晚了！你跑你跳你打滚孙悟空: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头) 不！求你不要唐僧: (呛住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you! 悟空啊，我对你太失望了！白骨精: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) 哈孙悟空，我要好好教训你！白骨精:Hello,have you seen my daughter? 你好，你们看叫我闺女了吗？唐僧: Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) 闺女？没！没看见！孙悟空: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) 你这个妖精！沙僧&八戒: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T) 你还好么，师父？沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?（伸出一根手指） 看！几根手指头？唐僧:Two.(晕乎乎地) 两根、白骨精：Sun Wukong, game is over!(变成B3) 孙悟空，游戏结束了！白骨精: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!(哭喊) 哦我的闺女！我的老婆！谁干的？！孙悟空: Ill kill you, monster!(打) 我要杀了你！你这个妖精！唐僧: （想阻止，未及）You, you.(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! 你！你！你杀了三个人！孙悟空: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster! 不，他们根本不是人！他们是妖精假扮的！唐僧: Monster?You are a real monster! Never let me see you, go! 妖精？你才是个妖精！别让我看见你！去你的！孙悟空: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）人鬼情未了沙僧: boss, brother Monkey is. 师父！大师兄他、唐僧: Dont mention that guy any more! 别跟我提那个泼猴！白骨精: (出现) Ha, ha, ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) 哈哈哈唐僧: （惊）You are. 你是？！白骨精: How foolish you are , Mr. Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) 唐大帅哥，你好笨啊白骨精: (抓住T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha. 我要吃你的肉喝你的血！哈哈哈哈！孙悟空: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. 一千年以后再说吧！唐僧: Wukong? 悟空？八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey! 哦大师兄！沙僧: Our hero is back! 我们的英雄归来了！唐僧: I,I cant understand.What happened? 我晕，刚才发生什么了？孙悟空: Boss, your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! 师父，你的智商有待提高啊！这妖精假扮成三个人来骗你！唐僧: How,how did you find out? 你，你怎么发现的？孙悟空: (沉默).Monkeys in