英语幽默笑话.doc

英语幽默笑话：A Girls Name 女孩的名字编辑点评：几年以后，我觉得迈尔斯已经长大，能够懂事了。我对她解释说：你的名字很特别。我给你取了一个和我爸爸一样的名字，因为我非常爱他。我相信他会为你而深感自豪的。A Girls NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） .Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I dont understand why my grandfather had a girls name.女孩的名字女儿出生时，我们给她取名叫迈尔斯，和我深爱的业已过世的父亲同一个名字，不过家人提醒这个名字太男性化了。几年以后，我觉得迈尔斯已经长大，能够懂事了。我对她解释说：你的名字很特别。我给你取了一个和我爸爸一样的名字，因为我非常爱他。我相信他会为你而深感自豪的。迈尔斯很仔细地想了一下，然后说道：这些我都懂，妈妈。可是我不知道外公为什么会有一个女孩子的名字。was v. 用来表示某人或某物即主语本身，用来表示某人或某物属于某一群体或有某种性质( be的过去式 )；在，存在；不受干扰bornvt. bear的过去分词；支撑，支持；亲自携带，运输 vi. 结果，生产；和有关 adj. 出生的，出身于的；天生的，天赋的 namedadj. 指定的 v. 确定( name的过去式和过去分词 )；决定；给取名；说出的名字 Myles人名 英格兰人姓氏 迈尔斯 Miles的变体belovedadj. 被热爱的；亲爱的；为所爱的 n. 心爱的人，可爱的人；情人；亲爱的教友 复数：beloveds lateadj. 晚的，迟到的；末期的，最近的；已故的；原来的，之前的 adv. 晚，迟到；后期地；最近地比较级：later 最高级：latest despite prep. 不管；尽管（自己）不愿意；不在乎；虽有 n. 侮辱；憎恨；怨恨；轻蔑的拒绝或不承认 warning n. 警告；征候，预兆；前车之鉴 adj. 警告的；告诫的；引以为戒的 v. 警告( warn的现在分词)；提醒；告诫；预先通知 复数：warnings masculineadj. 男子气概的；阳性的，雄性的；男性化的，像男人的 n. 语阳性；阳性词；男性 比较级：more masculine 最高级：most masculine 英语幽默笑话：一分一块钱 A dollar per point编辑点评：Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying A dollar per point.A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying A dollar per point.The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷