功夫熊猫完整台词(专业英文校对).doc

功夫熊猫英文對白 Kungfu Panda 14Beginning (The dream)Legend tells a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills was the staff of legend. He traveled the in search of the foes. I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew on my desk. The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed, and then he spoke: “Enough talk, lets fight!”He was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind for the over exposure to pure awesomeness. He is so awesome, and attractive. How can we repay you? There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness. It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match for his foedesity. Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of China - the furious five bowed in respect of this great master We shall hang out!-agreed. Yeah! But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten thousand demons of demon mountain, There is only one thing and thats Po, get up! Youll be late for work! Po get up! Hi Po, what are you doing up there? Oh.nothing. Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper! Tigeress! Wow Po, lets go! Youre late for work! Coming Downstairs in the Noodle ShopSorry, dad Sorry doesnt make the noodles. And what are you doing up there all that noise? Oh . Nothing, just .had a crazy dream. What about? What were you dreaming about? Eh. What was I . , I was dreaming about.eh . noodles. Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles? Yeah . what else have I dreamed about? Oh, careful, that soup is sharp! Happy day! My son finally have the noodle dream! You dont know how long I have been waiting for this moment! This is a sign, Po Eh, a sign of what? You, are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup, And then youll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant! Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won it from a game named Majiang. Dad, dad, dad . this was just a dream. No, it was the dream. We are noodle folk. Broth runs though our veins. Dad, didnt you ever . I dont know, want to do something else? Something besides noodles? Actually, when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu. So why didnt you? Because it was a stupid dream! Can you imagine me making tofu? Hahahaha . tofu? No! We all have our place in this world, mine is here, and yours is . I know . is here. No . its at tables 2, 5, 7 and 12! Service with a smile! On the mountainWell done! Students! If you were trying to disappoint me, Tigeress, you need more accuracy. Monkey, greater speed. Crane, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis . Master Shifu! What? Its Master Wugui. He wants to see you. In the hallMaster Wugui, you summoned me? Is Something wrong? Why must something be wrong for me to see my old friend? So . nothing is wrong? Well, I didnt say that. You were saying . ?Ive had a vision . Tai Lung will return. That is impossible! He is in prison! Nothing is impossible . Zeng! Fly to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything. Tai Lungdoes not leave that prison. Yes! Master shifu. One often meets destiny on the road, he takes to avoid it. We have to do something, before he march on the valley, and take his revenge . Hell . hell . Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. The dragon scroll. It is time . But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior? I dont know Back in the noodle shopExcuse me . sorry . Hey watch your pose Sorry Sorry! Suck it up. What! Masters choosing the Dragon Warrior, today! Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace! One of the five is going to get the dragon scroll! Weve been waiting for this for a thousand years! Just leave the bowl! This is the greatest thing in kungfu history! Leave about it. Just go Po where are you going? To the jade palace . Dont forget your noodle cart! The whole valley will be there. Youll sell noodles to all of them Selling noodles? But, dad, you know, I was kind of thinking . maybe I . I was kind of thinking, maybe I could also sell the bean buns. Theyre . theyre about to go bad. Thats my boy! I told you that dream was a sign! Yeah. Glad I had it.Im a kungfu warrior! Me too!Almost there! What?! No! Oh , no Sorry Po Well bring you back a souvenir. No, Ill bring me back a souvenir. It is a historic day, isnt it, Master Wugui? Yes . and one I fear I will not live to see. Are your students ready?Yes, Master Wugui. You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you.Lets the tournament begin! No, no, no! Wait! Im coming! Hey! Open the door! Let me in! Citizens of the valley of peace, it is my great honor to present you . Tigeress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis! The furious five! Warriors, prepare. No, no, peek a hole. The thousands tons of fire. Wow Look at there! Hey, get out of the way! And finally, Master Tigeress Believe me, citizens! Youve not seen anything yet I know! Master Tigeress, face Iron Ox and his blades of death. I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us. Citizens of the valley of the peace, Master Wugui will now choose the Dragon Warrior! Oh? No, no, no. Wait! Po! What are you doing? What does it look like I am doing? Stop! Stop! Ill go to see the Dragon Warrior! Po, dont you understand? You finally had the noodle dream! I lied . I didnt dream about noodles, dad. I love kungfu Oh, come on, son. Lets get back to work!Ok .Oh . what was going on .?Where are .?What are you pointing.? Oh . Ok . Sorry . I just want to see who the Dragon Warrior was How interesting it is . Master, are you pointing at me? Him . Who? You! Me? The universe has brought us the dragon warror! What? What? What?Stop! Wait! Who called you to . ? Master Wugui, wait.That clumsy panda cannot possibly be the answer to our problem. Youre about to point out tigress . that thing fell in front of her. That was just an accident. There are no accidents. Forgive us, master, we have failed you. No, if the panda has not quit by morning, then I will have failed you. Wait. Wait. I bring a message from Master Shifu. What? Double the guard? Extra precautions? Your prison may not be adequate? You doubt my prison security? Absolutely not. Shifu does. Im just the messager. Ill give a message for your master Shifu. Escape from the prison is impossible. Impressive, isnt it? Its very impressive, very impressive. One way in. One way out. One thousand guards and one prisoner. Yes, except that the prisoner is Tai Lung. Take us down. Oh, my! Behold, Tai Lung. Ill . en . Im gonna wait right here. Its nothing to worry about. Its perfectly safe. Crossbows. At the ready! Hey, tough guy. Did you hear? Wugui has finally got to find someone to give the scroll. And its not gonna be you. What are you doing? Dont get him mad! Whats he gonna to do about it? Ive got him completely immobilized. Oh . did I step on your witty kittys tail? Im good. Ive seen enough. Ill tell Shifu he has got nothing to worry about. No, he doesnt . Ok, Ill tell him that. Can we please go now? Wait a second. I think this has been a slight mistake.Everyone seems to think Im . The Sacred Hall of Warriors. Look at this place! Master Flying Rhinos armor . with authentic battle damage! Wow The Sword of Heroes Said to be so sharp that you can cut yourself just by looking. The invisible Trident of Destiny. Ive only seen painting of that painting. No . The legendary Urn of Warriors. Said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshin army. Hello Have you finished sightseeing? Sorry. I should have come to see you first. My patience is wearing thin. Oh, well, I mean, its not like you were going anywhere. Would you turn around? Sure . hey, hows . how . do you get five . Master Shifu? Someone broke that . but Im going to fix it up. Do you . have some glue? A splinter. So, youre the legendary Dragon Warrior? I guess so. Wrong! You are not the Dragon Warrior! Youll never be the Dragon Warrior! Until you have learnt the secret of the Dragon Scroll. So how does this work? Do you have a ladder, trampoline, or . ? You think it is that easy? Im just going to hand you the secret to this limitless power?! No . I . One must first master the highest level of kungfu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you. Someone like me? Yes! Look at you! This fat prat. Those are sensitive in the flabby parts. And this ridiculous belly! And, utter disregard for personal hygine. Wait a minute . thats not a call for . Dont stand that close I can smell your breath. Listen. Wugui said that I was . the . The Wushi finger hold? Wushi Finger hold? Oh . you know this hold? Developed by master Wushi in the third dynasty. Yes! Oh Then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky. No, no, no, no . You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning the afterwards. Ok . Ok. Take it easy. No, no. Listen, Panda.Wugui may have picked you. But, when I am through with you, I promise you, you are going to wish he hadnt! Are we clear? Oh, Yeah . We clear. Were so clear! Good . I cant wait to get started. Lets begin! Wait, wait, wait.What? Now? Yes! Now! Unless you think great Wugui was wrong, and youre not the Dragon Warrior. Ok. Well. I dont know. I cant do all those moves. Well, if we dont try, well never know. Yeah. its just . maybe we can find something more suited to my level. And what level is that? Well, Im . not a master . Lets just start zero, level zero. Theres no such thing as level zero. Hey, maybe I can start with that. That? We use that for training children. And for propping the door open when it is hot. But if you insist . Wow The furious five!Youre so much bigger than your action figures. Except you, mantis. Youre about the same. Go ahead, panda. Show us what you can do. Are they gonna watch? Shall I Just wait till they get back to work or something? Hit it! Ok. Yeah, I mean, I just ate. So I am still digesting. So my kungfu might not be as good as . later on. Just hit it! All right. All right! What you get? You got nothing, cause I got it right here. You are picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Im coming at you with crazy feet. What will you do about my crazy feet? Come on! Im a blur. Im a blur. Youve never seen bear style. Youve only seen praying mantis, or monkey style. Or I could come at your snickety snake. Why didnt you hit it! Oh . All right. All right. One try again. A little harder. Hows that? This will be easier than I thought My tenders . How did I do? Theres now a level zero. Theres no words. No denying that. I dont understand what Master Wugui was thinking. The Poor guys just gonna get himself killed. He is so mighty! The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire. When he walks, the very ground shakes. One would think that Master Wugui would choose someone who actually knows kungfu. Yeah . Or could at least touch his toes. Or even see his toes. Ok . Great . Ooh Hey. Hi, youre up. Im now. I was just . Someday, huh?That kungfu staff is hard work, right? Are your biceps sore? Ive had a long and rather disappointing day. So . Yeah, I should probably get to sleep now. Yeah, yeah, yeah . Of course. Ok, thanks. Its just how man, Im such a big fan. You guys were totally amazing at the battle of weeping river. I remembered a thousand to one. You didnt stop. You just Oh . Sorry about that. Look! You dont belong here. I know. I know. Youre right. My whole life I dreamed of . No, no . I mean, you dont belong here! I mean, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane. Oh Ok, right, right. So, yeah, you want to get to sleep?! Yeah. Im keeping you up. We got big things tomorrow! All right. Youre awesome. Last thing I want to say, bye-bye. Wow . What was that? I didnt say anything.Ok. All right. Good night. Sleep well. It seemed a little awkward. Master Tigress! Didnt mean to wake you. Just . You dont belong here. Yeah, yeah. Of course, this is your room. I mean you dont belong in the Jade Palace. Youre a disgrace to kungfu . If you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning. Big fan I see you have found the secret peach tree of heavenly wisdom.Ooh, is that what it is? Sorry, I thought it was just a regular peach tree. I understand. You eat when youre upset. Upset? Im not upset.What makes you think Im upset? So why are you upset? I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, and in the history of sucking. ProbablyAnd the five. Man, you should have seen them. They totally hate me. Totally. How is Shifu going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? I mean, Im not like the five.Ive got no claws, no wings, no venom. Even mantis has those . thingies . Maybe just I should just quit and go back to make noodles. Quit, dont quit. Noodles, dont noodles. Youre too concerned with what was and and what will be. There is a saying:Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why its called the present (the gift). In the prisonOh No Whats happening?! Fire! Fire!Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu. Not going anywhere! Neither is he! Bring it upWait. Bring it back! He is coming this way! He wont get far. Archers! We are dead. So very very dead. Not yet! Were not. Throw! Can we run now ? Yes Im glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning thinking Ive been forgotten. Fly back there and tell them: the real Dragon Warrior is coming home! Good morning, Master. Panda! Panda! Wake up! Hes quit! What do we do now, Master, with the panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior? All we can do is to resume training and trust that in time. The true Dragon Warrior will be revealed. What are you doing here?! Hi! Hey! Good morning, Master! I thought Ive warmed up a little. Hes stuck. Stuck? No. what? Stuck? No. This is one of my . yeah . Im stuck. Help him.Oh, dear Maybe on three. One, two . three. Thank you! Dont mention it. No, really, I appreciate it. Ever. You actually thought you can learn to do a full split in one night? It takes years to develop ones flexibility.And years longer to apply it combat. Put that down! The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones! Yeah. Excellent! Lets get started! Are you ready? I was born ready Im sorry, brother. I got you said you were ready. That was awesome! Lets go again! Ive been taking it easy on you, panda, but no more. Your next opponent will be me. Right. Yeah. Lets go! Step forth The true path to victory is to find your opponents weakness, and make him suffer for it. Oh, yeah!To take his strength and use it against him, until he finally falls or quits. But a real warrior never quits. Dont worry, master! Ill never never quit! If hes smart, he wont come back up those steps. But he will. Hes not going to quit, is he? Hes going to quit bouncing, Ill tell you that. I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better! Trust me. It will. Its just not easy for finding the right nerve point under all this . Fat fur. I was going to say fur. Sure you are. Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? Look at me! Im over here. Maybe you should take a look at this, again. Oh OK. Wow Stop it. Stop. I know Master Shifu is trying to inspire me at all.But I didnt know any better, Id say he is trying to get rid of me. I know he can seem a little heartless. But, you know, he was not always like that. According to legend, there was once a time when Master Shifu actually used to smile. No . Yes . But that was before Before what? Before Tai Lung. Yeah. We were not supposed to talk about him. Well, if hes going to stay here, he should know. Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung. He was a student, the first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kungfu. And then he turned bad. And now he is in jail. He wasnt just a student. Shifu found him as a cub, and he raised him as his son. And when the boy show talent in kungfu, Shifu trained him. He believed in him. He told him he was destined for greatness.It was never enough for Tai Lung. He wanted the dragon scroll, but Wugui saw darkness in his heart and refused. Outraged, Tai Lung laid waste to the valley.He tried to take the scroll by force. And Shifu had to destroy what he created. But how could he? Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before.Or s