冰河世纪1的英文版台词.doc

冰河世纪的英文版台词Why not call it the Big Chill or the Nippy era?Im just saying, how do we know its an Ice age?Because of all the ice.Well, things just got a little chillier.Help. Help.Come on, kids, lets go.The traffics moving.But, but, but, Dad.No buts. You can play extinction later.OK. Come on, guys.So, wheres Eddie?He said he was on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough.Really?Im flying.Some breakthrough.- Look out.- Youre going the wrong way.Crazy mammoth.Do the world a favor.Move your issues off the road.If my trunk was that small,I wouldnt draw attention to myself, pal.Give me a break.Weve been waddling all day.Go ahead.Follow the crowd.Itll be quieter when youre gone.Come on.If he wants to freeze to death, let him.Im up.Im up.Rise and shine, everybody.Huh?Zak?Marshall?Bertie?Uncle Fungus?Where is everybody?Come on, guys,were gonna miss the migration.They left without me.They do this every year.Why?Doesnt anyone love me?Isnt there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?All right, Ill just go by myself.Sick.Wide body, kerb it next time.Oh, jeez. Yuck.I cant believe it.Fresh wild greens.Frank, where did you ever.?- Go ahead. Dig in.- A dandelion.- I thought the frost wiped em all out.- All but one.It makes me so. I wanna. Yuck.This has definitely not been my day.You know what Im saying, buddy?What a mess.You rhinos have tiny brains.Did you know that?Its just a fact.No offence.You probably didnt even know what Im talking about.Yummo.A dandelion. Must be the last one of the season.- Carl.- Easy, Frank.He ruined our salad.My mistake.That was my mistake.Let me.No, no, seriously, let me take care of this.What is this?Pine cones.Oh, my goodness.Theyre my favorite.Delicious.Thats good eating.But dont let me hog them all up.Here, you have some.Tasty, isnt it?Bon appetit.Now?Now.- Just pretend that Im not here.- I wanted to hit him at full speed.- Thats OK. Well have some fun with him.- Dont let them impale me.I wanna live.- Get off me.- Come on, youre making a scene.Well just take our furry pineta and go.If its not them today, its someone else tomorrow.Well, Id rather it not be today. OK?Well break your neck so you dont feel a thing.Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.- An excellent point.- Shut up.Who says were gonna eat him after we kill him?I dont like animals that kill for pleasure.- Save it for a mammal that cares.- Im a mammal that cares.OK, if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of ya, you get the sloth.Thats right, you losers.You take one step and youre dead.- You were bluffing, huh?- Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.Get him.A dandelion?We did it.- You have beautiful eyes.- Get off my face.Whoa, we make a great team.What do you say we head south together?Great. Jump on my back and relax the whole way.- Wow, really?- No.Wait, arent you going south?The change of seasons, migration instincts.- Any of this a-ringing a bell?- I guess not. Bye.OK, then.Thanks for the help.I can take it from here.You overgrown weasel.Wait till we get down there.That south thing is way overrated.The heat, the crowds-who needs it?Isnt this great? You and me, two bachelors knocking about in the wild.No, you just want a bodyguard so you dont become somebodys side dish.Youre a very shrewd mammal.OK, lead the way, Mr Big.Didnt get the name.- Manfred.- Manfred? Yuck.How about Manny the Moody Mammoth?Or Manny the Melancholy. Manny the.Stop following me.OK, so youve got issues. You wont even know Im here.Ill just zip the lip.Look at the cute little baby, Diego.- Isnt it nice hell be joining us for breakfast?- It wouldnt be breakfast without him.Especially since his daddy wiped out half our pack and wears our skin to keep warm.An eye for an eye, dont you think?Lets show him what happens when he messes with sabres.Alert the troops. We attack at dawn.And, Diego, bring me that baby alive.If Im gonna enjoy my revenge,I want it to be fresh.Phew.Im wiped out.- Thats your shelter?- Youre a big guy.You got a lotta wood.- Im a little guy.- You got half a stick.But with my little stick and my highly evolved brain, I shall create fire.Fascinating.Well see if brains triumph over brawn tonight.Now, wont we?Think I saw a spark.Any chance I could squeeze in there with you, Manny, ol pal?Isnt there someone else you can annoy?Friends?Family?Poisonous reptiles?My family abandoned me.They just kinda migrated without me.You should see what they did last year.They woke up early and tied my hands and feet and they gagged me with a fieldmouse, covered their tracks, went through water so Id lose their scent, and.who needs em, anyway?So what about you?You have family?OK, youre tired.I see.Well talk more in the morning.Manfred? Manfred?Could you scooch over a drop?Come on.Nobody falls asleep that fast.Manny.Theres Diego.Fall back.- Wheres the baby?- I lost it over the falls.You lost it?- I want that baby,Diego.- Ill get it.Youd better, unless you want toserve as a replacement.Well go up to Half Peak.Meet us there.It had better be alive.Can we trust you with that, Diego?Lets go.She picked a hair off my shoulder and says,If you have an extra mating dance, at least pick a female with the same color pelt.I thought Whoa. Shes gonna go praying mantis on me.If you find a mate, you should be loyal.In your case, grateful.- Now get away from me.- I think mating for life is stupid.Theres plenty of Sid to go around.Manny?Manny?Look at that.Hes OK.Shes gone.- Manny, are you forgetting something?- No.- But you just saved him.- Im trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.But you cant leave him here.Look, theres smoke.Thats his herd right up the hill.- We should return him.- Lets get this straight. There is no we.There never was a we. In fact, without me, there wouldnt even be a you.- Just up the hill.- Listen very carefully:Im not going.- Fine, be a jerk.Ill take care of him.- Yeah, thats good.You cant even take care of yourself.This, I gotta see.Ill return you.We dont needthat meany-weeny mammoth, do we?No, we dont.Youre an embarrassment to nature.Do you know that?This is cake. Im fine, Im fine.Im gonna die.Manny.- That pink thing is mine.- No. Actually, that pink thing belongs to us.Us?You two are a bit of an odd couple.There is no us.I see. Cant have one of your own,so you want to adopt.Look, Im sorry to interruptyour snack, but we gotta go.The baby? Please.I was returning him to his herd.Oh, yeah. Nice try, bucktooth.- Calling me a liar?- I didnt say that.You were thinking it.I dont like this cat.He reads minds.- Names Diego, friend.- Manfred, and Im not your friend.Fine, Manfred. If youre looking for the humans, youre wasting your time. They left.Thanks for the advice.Now beat it.Ill help you bring it to its herd, but leave me alone after that.- OK. OK, deal.Whats your problem?- You are my problem.I think youre stressed, so you eat too much.Its hard to get fat on a vegan diet.Im not fat. Its all this fur.It makes me look poofy.All right, you have fat hair.But when youre ready to talk, Im here.What are you doin? Just drop it on the ledge.- We should make sure they found him.- Good idea.No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.Dont spear me.- This is a problem.- Now what?Thats perfect.- I told you they were gone.- Look who it is.Dont you have somepoor animal to disembowel?They couldnt be far.I mean, they went this way, or this way?You dont know much about tracking, do you?Im a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf. Thats my tracking.You didnt miss them by much.Its still green.They headed north two hours ago.Its still green.They headed north two hours ago.You dont need this aggravation.Give me the baby. I cantrack humans down a lot faster than you.And youre just a good citizen helping out?- I just know where the humans are going.- Glacier Pass.Everybody knows they have a settlement on the other side.Unless you know how to track, youll never reach them before snow closes the pass.Which should be, like, tomorrow.So, you can give that baby to me, or go get lost in a blizzard. Its your choice.Heres your little bundle of joy.Were returning it to the humans.The big, bad tigey-wigey gets left behind.Poor tigey-wigey.Sid, tigey-wigey is gonna lead the way.Manny, can I talk to you for a second?No. The sooner we find the humans,the sooner I get rid of Mr Stinky Drool-Face,and the baby, too.You wont always have Jumbo around to protect you.And when that day comes, I suggest youwatch your back, cos Ill be chewing on it.Human-tracker.Up front, where I can see you.Help me.You gotta make it stop.I cant take it any more.- Ive eaten things that complained less.- He wont stop squirming.- Watch its head.- Put it down.Jeez, pick him up, put him down.- Its nose is dry.- That means somethings wrong with it.- Someone should lick it.Just in case.- Ill do it.- Hes wearing one of those baby thingies.- So?So if he poops, where does it go?- Humans are disgusting.- OK, you. Check for poop.- Why am I the poop-checker?- Returning him was your idea,youre small and insignificant, and Ill pummel you if you dont.- Why else?- Now, Sid.I mean, my goodness.Look out.Coming through.- Watch out.- Stop waving that thing around.Im gonna slip.Its clean. Got ya!Will you cut it out?Do that again. He likes it.Its making me feel better too.Here, you hold it.Turn him towards me.Where is the baby?There he is.Where is the baby?There he is.Stop it. Youre scaring him.- I bet hes hungry.- How about some milk?- Id love some.- Not you. The baby.I aint exactly lactating right now, pal.- Youre a little low on the food chain to.- Enough.Enough, enough, enough.Food.I dont know, but Ive been toldI dont know, but Ive been toldEnd of the world be mighty coldEnd of the world be mighty coldPrepare for the Ice age!Protect the dodo way of life!Survival separates the dodos from the beasts!Protect the dodo way of life!Prepare for the Ice age!- Ice age?- Ive heard of these crackpots.- Intruders.- Now, dont fall in.- If you do, you will definitely.- Intruders. Intruder.burn and die.Can we have our melon back?Juniors hungry and.No way. This is our privatestockpile for the Ice age.Subarctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion years.So you got three melons?If you werent smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you.Doom on you. Doom on you. Doom on you.- Get away from me.- Doom on you.Oh, no. No.Retrieve the melon.Tae kwon dodos, attack.- The melon.- The melon, the melon, the melon.There goes our last female.- Got it, got it, got it.- Dont got it.The last melon.Sid. Now we gotta find more food.Right, more to the right. Right, right, right.- Look at that. Dinner and a show.- Left, left, left.Now to find a meal befitting a conquering hero.What ho? A foe?Come on,come on. You want a piece of me?Spoils worthy of such a noble.Bedtime, squirt.The triumphant return.Huh? Oh, that.Im so full.How about a good-night kiss for your big buddy, Sid?- Hes asleep.- I was talking to you.Fine, Ill tuck myself in.All right, good night.Will you stop it?All right, all right.I was trying to relax.Oy.- What the.?- Slice me.Itll be the last thing you ever do.- Im working here, you waste of fur.- Frustrated, Diego?Tracking down helpless infants too difficult for you?- What are you two doing here?- Sotos getting tired of waiting.Yeah, he said Come back with the baby, or dont come back at all.I have a message for Soto.Tell him Im bringing the baby.And tell him Im bringing. a mammoth.- A mammoth?- Mammoths never travel alone.This one does, and Im leading him to Half Peak.Look at all that meat.Lets get him.Not yet.Well need the whole packto bring this mammoth down.Get everyone ready.Now.- Wheres the baby?- You lost it?Sid.Its so ugly.Positively adorable.Hello, pumpkin.Hello, little baldy bean.- Whered you find it?- The poor kid, all alone in the wild.Sabres were closing in on him.- So I just snatched him.- So brave.Yeah, well, he needed me, and I only wish I had one of my own, too.Really?I find that attractive in a male.Alas.Who wouldnt want a family, I always say.- Whereve you been hiding?- Yeah, well, you know.Cute kid, huh?So, as I was saying, ladies.Hey. Hi, Manny.Whats the matter with you?Excuse me, ladies.You just keep marinating and Ill be right back.Sexy.Hes not much to look at, but its so hard to find a family guy.Tell me about it.All the sensitive ones get eaten.No, no, no. Manny, please,Im begging you.I need him.- A good-looking guy like you?- You say that, but you dont mean it.No, seriously.Look at you.Those ladies, they dont stand a chance.- You have a cruel sense of humor.- Dont let me cramp your style.- Thanks, Manny.Youre a pal.- Without Pinky.Manny, I need him.So, ladies, where were we?- Carl.- Easy, Frank.Pretty tail walks by, suddenly he moveslike a cheetah.And that tiger.Yeah, Mr Great Tracker.Cant even find a sloth.What am I?The wet nurse?What are you looking at, bone bag?Look at you.Youre gonna grow into a great predator.I dont think so.What have you got?You got a little patch of fur.No fangs, no claws.Youre folds of skin wrapped in mush.Whats so threatening about you?Does this look like a petting zoo to you? Huh?OK. All right, wise guy.You just earned a time-out.You think thats funny?How about this?Youll be a little snack for the owls.Youre a brave little squirt, Ill give you that.Thank goodness.Thank goodness.No. A tiger.Help. Help.- Wheres the baby?- Manfred has him.Just put me in your mouth.Come on.Hurry up.He got me.Help.- Get away from me.- It went this way.Over here.Carl. The tiger beat us to him.Wait a minute.Hes dead all right.Carnivores have all the fun.Gosh, I hate breaking their hearts like that.But you know how it is.All right, thanks.You can put me down now.Manny. Manny.Guys, I thought we were in a hurry.And Diego, spit that out.You dont know where its been.Boy. For a second there,I thought you were gonna eat me.- I dont eat junk food.- Thought you were gonna.I thought you were gonna.Were you?Come on, wait up. Wait up. Come on,come on.Can you wait a second, please?Fellas.Thanks for waiting.Three, two, one.Sure is faithful.- Dont make me reach back.- He started it.I dont care who started it. Ill finish it.Modern architecture. Itll never last.Hiya, Manny.Hi, Diego.Hey, Sid.- Youre lost.- No. I know exactly where we are.Ask him directions.- I dont need directions.- Fine, Ill ask him.Buddy. You see any humans go by here?I love this game. I love this game. OK, OK.Three words. First word.Stomp. No, no. Stamp, stamp.Let me try. Pack.Good one, Manny.Pack of long teeth and claws.Pack of wolves? Pack of.Pack of bears? Pack of fleas?Pack of whiskers? Pack of noses?- Pachyderm?- Pack of lies.Pack of troubles. Pack a wallop.Pack of birds.Pack of flying fish.Great news. I found a short cut.- What do you mean, short cut?- I mean faster than the long way around.I know what a short cut is.Either we beat the humans to Glacier Pass or we take the long way and miss em.Through there? What do you take me for?This time tomorrow,you could be a free mammoth.Or a nanny.I never get tired of peekaboo.Guys. Guys. Check this out.Sid, the tiger found a short cut.No, thanks.I choose life.Then I suggest you take the short cut.- Are you threatening me?- Move, sloth!Way to go, tiger.Quick. Get inside.OK, I vote short cut.Guys, stick together.Its easy to get lost in here.Guys?A fish.Will you keep up, please?Hard enough to keep track of one baby.I gotcha.Captain, iceberg ahead.Oh, no.Yeah. Whos up for round two?Tell the kid to be more careful.Look, look. Tigers.No, its OK, its OK. Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope.- With their teeth.- Come on, Sid, lets play tag.Youre it.Sure. OK, OK, OK, where are the sloths?You never see any sloths.Have you ever noticed?- Look, Manny, a mammoth.- Somebody pinch me.Hey, hey, this fat one looks just like you.And hes got a family.And hes happy.Look, hes playing with his kid.See? Thats your problem.Thats what mammoths are supposed to do.- Sid.- Find a she-mmoth, have baby mammoths.- Sid.- What?- Shut up.- But.Would you look at that.The tiger actually did it.Theres Half Peak.Next stop, Glacier Pass.- How could I ever have doubted you?- Did you hear that, little fella?Youre almost home.- My feet are sweating.- Do we need a news flash- Every time your body does something?- Ignore him.Seriously. My feet are really hot.Tell me that was your stomach.Im sure it was just thunder.From underground?Come on, keep up with me.I would if you were moving.- I wish I could jump like that.- Wish granted.-