2012黄宏小品台词英文版.doc

英文版：Huang Hong: we have the Spring Festival. The box to send, to set the box to send the emperor and the assassin, the history of this period I know, Jing Ke to assassinate Qin Shihuang, Qin Shihuang dodge not urgent, pull out the sword to kill the Jing ke.Shao Feng: what are you yelling about you in this, inside this filming.Huang Hong: my son, you are not being a director?Shao Feng: I am a eunuch.Huang Hong: so like, to eat, to eat.Shao Feng: what to eat eat, only eat, really.Huang Hong: why, shooting is not smooth?Shao Feng: did Qin Shihuang actor hasnt arrived yet, said the director, no filming the scene, who can not eat.Huang Hong: This is not the emperor in no hurry to rush eunuch?Shao Feng: Dad, what are you doing?Huang Hong: the cold weather, while rice to cool.Shao Feng: people actor said, eat your lunch have shares coat flavor.Huang Hong: my coat and lunch taste.Huang Hong: I told you, the eunuch no son, you can not.Shao Feng: Dad, masses actor not to, it was the directors liability to, Dad, you put this on.Huang Hong: whats wrong with this is.Shao Feng: Dad, you do me a favor.Huang Hong: can I help you?Shao Feng: will you help me play the emperor.Huang Hong: Qin Shihuang?Shao Feng: on the.Huang Hong: I cant.Shao Feng: how could you not to play Qin Shihuang, dont you always tell us what we in the play, Qin Shihuang is a supporting role, Jing Ke is a hero.Huang Hong: I cant.Shao Feng: do you not?Huang Hong: No, you dont play, I can send pain.Shao Feng: Director fired me, you gave what bento.Huang Hong: I cant play.Shao Feng: just in front of the director says, not sending box lunch, let alone is my dad.Huang Hong : not really sending box lunch, not your father.Shao Feng: Yeah, remember?Huang Hong: remember, I cant.Shao Feng: Qin Shihuang, your majesty, please.Huang Hong: I said I cant play it.Shao Feng: No, you dont panic.Sha Yi: listen, I finally again, the emperor the play does not end, who dont want to eat.Huang Hong: the director is really big temper. Shao Feng: or that he is the father, to come with me, directed me to introduce you, this is Qin Shihuang the actor, this is the director.Huang Hong: dad.Sha Yi: call me?Shao Feng: the teacher at play, the last play son, who is father.Sha Yi: a play.Huang Hong: Director, I also made another film, see who are called to his son.Sha Yi: the price of good?Huang Hong:12 pieces of one box.Shao Feng: 12Qian Yitian.Sha Yi: very low prices, which?Shao Feng: provincial repertory.Huang Hong: how do you know I am director provincial repertory, retired for several years.Sha Yi: did the emperor?Shao Feng: did Kangxi, emperor, emperor, Yong Zheng Dow monk.Huang Hong: Your Majesty, acted as a monk.Sha Yi: the teacher is very humorous, departmental door listen, our teacher is old actor, while for a live. I also play on.Shao Feng: ladies dressed as to the emperor.Huang Hong: wait a minute.Whats the problem with Shao Feng?Huang Hong: How have maids?Shao Feng: your harem three thousand pageant.Huang Hong: I have a harem play?Shao Feng: think what you want, you this a play.Huang Hong: Okay, Im afraid sorry your mother.Shao Feng: ladies dressed as to the emperor, I tell you, you play Qin Shihuang, you say the first sentence, you said the station person, Yan Guo messenger Jing Ke to meet sir, you say second words, please Jing Ke was up, yeah.Huang Hong: yeah.Shao Feng: Dad, dont you pretend like this.Huang Hong: next station person.Shao Feng: the second sentence.Yan Guolai Huang Hong: what is? The third sentence please Jing Ke was up, no Yeah.Shao Feng: no Yeah.Huang Hong: there is no Yeah.Shao Feng: no Yeah.Huang Hong : is there any Yeah?Shao Feng: Yeah needless to say.Huang Hong: dont tell me what not to trouble, you do, three sentences, then dinner.Shao Feng: good. Take the throne.Sha Yi: for a live. Rice arrived yet?Huang Hong: come, four dishes and one soup, two stupid eggs are under the new.Sha Yi: ready, start.Shao Feng: see an angel.Huang Hong: lay person?Sha Yi: stop.Shao Feng: you what the egg?Sha Yi: teacher, never mind, first, when we had gone.Huang Hong: thanks for the director.Sha Yi: stop, remember, stop.Huang Hong: good.Sha Yi: the attention of various departments, again a.Shao Feng: station.Huang Hong: station.Sha Yi: ready to start.Shao Feng: an angel. The station.Huang Hong: standing who kneel lay eggs, person, lay down lay person?Sha Yi: teacher, I am like a chicken?Huang Hong: you like chicken director, but this feels really like eggs, a look you raising chickens have life, lay eggs to lay eggs, standing is broken.Shao Feng: director.Sha Yi: you look for?Shao Feng: on the.Sha Yi: provincial repertory, little Qian Yitian?Shao Feng: 12Qian Yitian.Sha Yi: the attention of various departments, again a.Huang Hong: I said I cant come, I am full of lunch, I cant play it.Shao Feng: Dad, you dont want to box, just dont want to box can play, an angel.Huang Hong: lay person?Sha Yi: Yan Guo Angel Jing ke.Yan Guo Huang Hong: what is?Shao Feng: you are wrong.Huang Hong: who was wrong.Sha Yi: this word is much better, than the province words can add out this word? The teacher, with money, day two boxes of food.Shao Feng: congratulations on your price.Sha Yi: teacher, so that the previous play I had, I now give you a sentence, Yan Guo map here, you Jing Ke was up. Attention of various departments, prepare to begin. Yan Guo map in.Huang Hong: please take Jing Ke served.Shao Feng: you also Jing Ke was served.Huang Hong: please, Sheng Hao, end up.Sha Yi: teacher, I know, Im not a chicken, I am a bento seller, I also undertake well served.Huang Hong: Director, I was wrong, one more time, I can play well.Shao Feng: ready to begin, an angel.Huang Hong: please, Jing Ke was up.Sha Yi: there are two, exhausted after dinner.Shao Feng: there are two very simple, first sentence, ah, second sentences.Huang Hong: This is Qin Shihuang crow.Sha Yi: thats what my teacher, drawing out dagger to kill you.Shao Feng: then stab you.Huang Hong: the sword?Shao Feng: No.Sha Yi: the attention of various departments