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牛仔裤的夏天Lena:Call me crazy , but its scientifically impossible.that a pair of pants could fit me.Bridge:And me.Tibby:And me.Carmen:And me!Carmen:This is crazy!Lena:Look, Tib, somethings happened today that I cant explain and you cant explain.Tibby:OK, whatever. Just let us ignore it.Carmen:We cant just ignore it!Tibby:Why?Carmen:Because its a sign! The pants.Tibby:Sh.be quiet.Carmen:You know what, Tibby some.Lena:(尖叫)Carmen:Sometimes youre just much too much.Lena:Be careful.Bridge: Im fine, Lena.Carmen:Oh my god.Bridge: All I know is It makes every one of ours butts look good. Thats enough for me.Carmen: Thats right, Amen.Bridge:Get up there. Go on.Lena:Look, theres more going on than Lycra.Tibby:But theres probably Lycra.Carmen: All right, guys, are you ready for this?Carmen: In the name of the Father, the son.Tibby: Here we go.Bridge: Oh Carmen, this isnt church.Carmen: You guys! But its still a sacred place! I mean this is where our moms met, right? Anyway, look, we gather here today, to honor a gift that has been sent to us.Tibby: So why we had to pay for them.Lena: Tibby, you are just so.Bridge: Carmen, go ahead, just finish what you have to say.Carmen: Tonight, on the eve of our separation, magic has come to us in a pair of pants.HahahahahaCarmen: And Im proposing that we share them equally, and that this summer they travel among us, and theyll link us in hearts and spirits, even though were far apart from each other.Bridge: I think that tonight were the sisters of these “pantalones.Tibby: Sisters of the pants? .Carmen: Yes!Lena: We need rules, every sisterhood has rules.Carmen: Thank you. A manifesto.(clap)Tibby: OK.Carmen: Good point. I love it. OK. Rule number 1: um. Each sister is going to keep the pants for.Tibby: A week.Carmen: A week.Bridge: I think that Lena should be the first cause Greece is the furthest way. Ok, Tibby you next. OK,whats your rule?Tibby: I dont know.Carmen:Yes you do.Bridge: come on.Tibby: EH- No picking your nose when wearing the pants.Carmen: Honestly,thats not.Tibby: You can casually scratch while really picking a little.Carmen: Thanks the allowance.Bridge: Good rule. Carmen: OK. When sending the pants, we should write a letter that details the most exciting thing that happens when youre wearing pants. Lena: Thats goodBridge: Thats goodCarmen: So most exciting thing that happens to you Tibby: And what if nothing exciting happens?Carmen: Something exciting is gonna happen.Lena: It will.It has to.Tibby: No,I really doubt it. Carmen: Oh and when it happens, and we reunite.We will document it on the pants themselves.Bridge: Th thats goodCarmen: Thats rule number six.Lena:Thats rule number seven. Any remove of the pants must be done by the wearer herself.Bridge: ah Lena: yes youBridge:ah Tibby, Bridge:Touche!妈: He works you know,so he may not have that much time to spend with you.so if you get lonely,I want you to get home OK?Carmen: Im gonna be fine ,mom. We will never ever wash this pants.Bridge: Ew,Carmen.Thats so unnecessary,why notCarmen: Because you cant wash the pantsBridge : Why why?Lena:Carmen, we have to wash the pants.Carmen: What? Are you gonna wash the magic out of the pants?Tibby: The magics not sanitary.No,better one.Ive a better one . No double cuffing.Double-cuffing the pants at the bottom is tackyCarmen: You know what else is tacky? eh Tucking in your shirt and wearing a belt at the same time.Tibby: Oh!Lena: I dont do that any more .Tibby: Good one!Lena: I did that one time.Carmen: Forbidden to cuff or tuck.Bridge: OK OK OKCarmen:No cuffing or tucking.Bridge: My turn, my turn.Tibby: Thats good, I like itCarmen:OK. Yes, Bee. Bridge: You can never say you look fat when wearing pantsCarmen: Ouch ouchBridge: You cant even think it!Bridge: You too, bye.Carmen: Its nine.Tibby:So we need a final.Carmen: we need a final.Tibby:Fi
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