英语话剧 《大话西游》.doc

唐唐僧孙孙悟空猪猪八戒沙沙僧白白晶晶（白骨精）Narrator: the words tangs monk to the scriptures，This day, four people turned black wind ridge，To smoke in a village, where it was curl. Four people in the rest exhausting, for. )唐：古道西风瘦马，小桥流水人家，悟空，Im hungry, find some delicious.孙：The master, you are not to lose weight? That fat burning can we spent a lot! Chiffon How can we.唐：The hedgehog, your crap，Havent seen for division has skinny? This way, how to buddhist paradise to see for bogeymen of, how can let people by disappointment? !（走猫步绕场，停步摆造型）孙：Well, the master. Im going to go. Full up dont blame me remind you, and read tight the hoop curse唐：You are more and more annoying, go!孙：是，师父。八戒、沙僧，take care ofMr.唐。I will be back soon.（孙下）唐：The hedgehog, how many birds mouth?猪：The master，He is my English level in the night, so that refuses to work!（过了一会儿）唐：咦，八戒，你看，那边不是过来了一位beauty!(作远眺状)猪：师父，真的！好好漂亮啊！（作拭口水状）唐：（羞愧状，柔声）Sin You started（递手绢）The corners and wipeBut its a pity that a little black skin just.（猪、沙愕然）（女子飘飘而过）沙：STOP！（颤音）Girl: hello, how old are you, what is your name, where have you come from and where Do you have a boyfriend？What is your basket？Do you know the way many monsters？Ok, I will protect you白：The boy is too polite。Small white woman surnamed Name jingjing（小女子姓白，名晶晶）Is the Sprite Crystal crystal （就是雪碧晶晶亮，透心凉的那个晶晶是也。）（三人作神往状）白：The tang dynasty to attend computer grade examination? The teacher from the east soil datang?猪：You are right! We are the buddhist monk tang。Know what to learn is miss languages?白：FORTRAN是也！唐：（激动地双肩颤动，两眼放光）Tell you honestly，FORTRAN的I was my second cousin, 若小姐可那小僧倒可助一臂之力(A helping hand.)孙：（绕场上）Where shadows, dare harassment. 师父，Dont worry.我来也！（一把抓住猪，与猪相互击掌）Which way is your hair, the name of god.( 你是哪路毛神，还不快报上名来！)孙：SORRY。Road accidentally lost contact lenses. Dont know who is who?唐：The monkey and useless. 沙僧，I borrowed his glasses.（沙取眼镜给孙戴上）孙：（冲上前，顿停）That was you MONICA！白：STIVEN！Is it really you?（TITANIC 的音乐响起，孙白对视，作动情状）猪：Oh, my God! Lovers! 唐：（抹眼泪）) so touching!I see a JACK and started since the story, he hasnt seen so emotional scene!沙：（递毛巾给唐）The master, dont let people joke, is that many.（对观众）Last time, he not pass dahua cinema dragging us to see。自己哭得啊唉My teacher is good sentimental猪：师兄，这是？孙：我和MONICA是大学同学白：STIVEN那时是班上的体育委员，我是英语课代表（Then the class is STIVEN sports committee, I am an English lesson representative）白：Every evening he send me home孙：He every night to give me a call。We always love evening strolling in the small forest.白：He always love give me tell a ghost story。让我（害羞壮）（三人作神往状，孙白二人作回忆状）猪：我知道了，候哥那时还喜欢唱：ONLY YOU , CAN MAKE MY SKY BRIGHT,ONLY YOU,CAN MAKE ME.孙：哼你个头啊（一捶把他打个好远）沙：既然是熟人，那啊，不对，猴哥你不是人，那白小姐她唐：（大叫，后倒）help！monster（快护驾，妖怪啊！）孙：（左右为难）MONICA，现如今我护送师父西天取经，念在旧情上，你不要为难我白：汴水流，泗水流，流到瓜洲古渡头，吴山点点愁，思悠悠，恨悠悠，恨到归时方始休。月明人倚楼。五百年了，STIVEN，You really dont want to me?孙：After feeling when moving(时过情迁) I have not me, You put the old tickets have not I the ship(你那张旧船票已经登不上我这条破船了) You why.猪：If they did, and life-long in exist白小姐Actually I and your company is? 孙：SHUT UP！PIG！唐：悟空，his is wrong. Miss white so crazy, you are so heartless, puzzled amorous feelings天啊，悲剧啊（沙僧继续递毛巾给唐）白：STIVEN，This time I not to catch your master, I want to tell you in this world there is always one of the missing you。Since you wholeheartedly to the Buddha, the pursuit of progress, I cant stop。（我我走了。）（走几步