《诺丁山》经典台词.doc

WILLIAM: Um,Can I help you at all? ANNA: No, thanks. Ill just look around. WILLIAM: Fine. WILLIAM: Uh,that books really not great. Just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying. Youd be wasting your money. But if its Turkey youre interested in, um,this one ,on the other hand , is very good. Um,I think the man who wrote it has actually been to Turkey, which helps. Um,theres also a very amusing incident with a kebab, um,which is one of many amusing incidents.ANNA:Thanks. Ill think about it. WILLIAM:Or,in the bigger hardback variety,theres. Im sorry. Can you just give me a second?W:Oh! Shit!W:Bugger! A:Oh,my God!W:Im so sorry.Im so sorry. Here. Let me.A:Get your hands off!W:Im really sorry. I . I live just over the street. I have,um,water and soap. You can get cleaned up.A: No ,thank you. I just need to get my car back. W:I also have a phone. Im confident that in five minutes we could have you spick -and -span and back on the street again. In the non-prostitute sense ,obviously. A:All right. Well .what do you mean , just over the street ? Give it to me in yards. W: Uh,18 yards. Thats my house there with the blue front door.W:Come on in. Ill just.Ill just.Um,right. Right. Come in.Its ,um,not quite as tidy as it normally is, I fear. But ,um.the bathrooms on the top floor. And the telephones just.just up here. Here. Let. Let me,um. Um,round the corner. Straight on-straight on up. Bugger.W: Would you like a cup of tea before you go? A:No. W:Coffee? A:No. W:Orange juice?Probably not. Um,something else cold - coke, water, some disgusting sugary drink pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest? A: No. W:Would you like something to eat? Um, something to nibble? Um,apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting of apricots, and makes them taste like honey, and if you wanted honey, youd just buy honey, instead of apricots. Um,but nevertheless,there we go there. Theyre yours if you want them. A:No. W:Do you always say no to everything? A:No. Id better be going. Thanks for your,uh,help.W:Youre welcome. And,uh,may I also say,um,heavenly. Ill just take my one chance to say it. After youve read that terrible book,youre certainly not going to be coming back to the shop.A:Thank you.W: yeah.Well,my pleasure.A:Can I come in？W: Come in.A: They were taken years ago. I know it was. But I was poor and.It happens a lot. Thats not an excuse. I just. But to make matters worse, it now appears as though someone was filming me as well. So what was a stupid photo shoot now looks like a porn film. The pictures have been sold and theyre just everywhere. I didnt know where to go. The hotels surrounded. I know its been months,but.W:This is the place.A:thank you. Im just in London for two days,but what with your papers,its the worst place to be. These pictures are just so horrible,and theyre so grainy. It makes me look like.W: Dont think about it. Well sort it out. What would you like? Tea? Bath?A: a bath would be great.A:Im really sorry about last time. He just flew in. I had no idea.In fact, I had no idea if he was ever gonna fly in again.W:Its not often one has the opportunity to adios the plates of a major Hollywood film star.It was ,um,.It was thrilling for me. So how is he?A: I dont know. It just got to the point where I couldnt remember any of the reasons why we were together. And you and love?W: oh,well,theres a question,um,without an interesting answer.A: I have thought about you.W:oh!A:Its just that anytime Ive tried to keep anything normal with a person that was normally,its just been a disaster.W:Listen,I appreciate that.Absolutely.So what is that,a film youre doing?A:Um,start in L.A. On Tuesday.W:Would you like me to take you through your lines?A:Would you? Cause its all talk,talk,talk.W:Hand it over.A:I cant believe you have that picture. W:You like Chagall?A:I do.It feels like how love should be.floating through a dark blue sky. W:With a goat,playing a violin.A:Well,yes.Happiness isnt happiness without a violin-playing goat.A:You have big feet.W:Yes. Yes,always have had.A:You know what they say about men with big feet.W:No,whats that?A:Uh,big feet,large shoes.A:Hello. You disappeared.W:Yeah,yeah. I had to leave.I didnt want to disturb.A:How have you been?W:Fine,fine. Everything much the same. When they change the law,Spike and I will marry immediately. Whereas you, Ive watched in wonder.Awards,glory.A:oh,no. Its . Its all nonsense,believe me. Id no idea how much nonsense it was,but nonsense it all is.Well, yesterday was our last day of filming,so Im leaving. But, um. I brought this for you from home,so I thought Id give it to you.W: thank you. Shall I.A:Oh,no,dont open it now.Ill be embarrassed.W:Well,thank you.I dont know what its for,but thanks anyway.A:Actually,I had it in my apartment,and I thought youd. But when it came to it,I didnt know how to call having behaved so badly. Twice. So its just been sitting in the hotel. Then you came and I figured. The thing is.The thing is.W:What? What is the thing? Dont even think about it. Go away immediately. Go away. You were saying?A:Yes. I have to go away today,but I wondered if I didnt whether you might let me see you a little, or a lot, maybe.See if you could like me again?W: But yesterday that actor asked who I was,and you just dismissed me out of hand.I heard. You had a microphone. I had headphones.A:You expect me to tell the truth about my life to the most indiscreet man in England?A:Theres always a pause when the jury goes out to consider their verdict.W:Anna,look,um.Im a fairly levelheaded bloke, not often in and out of love. But ,uh,. Can I just say no to your kind request and,uh,leave it at that？A:Yes. Fine. Of course. I . Of course. Ill just be going,then. It was nice to see you.W: The thing is, with you Im in real danger. It seems l