爱笑会议室男生寝室英语剧本.doc

_(三人拿着洗浴用品，进屋)A: Ah.Itis so well.B: The water is soft and hot.（三人躺下）C:（起身）Oh,Yes,the bed is very good. Hey,men.Lets play something!B:（起身）Play what？A: What？C: Three of us play Doudizhu. Hows it?A: Ok!B: Come on! Baby!C: If who loses the game,he should buy the breakfast for us.A and B: Ok,come on!(C掏出扑克)A: Quickly！B: (举手) I have a question.C: You say.B:（指着大屏幕）Our teacher dont allow play Doudizhu. How will we do when the teacher find us? A: Let D help we stand sentry!Where is D?(D 拿着盘进来)D: I was having bath just now.(看着自己的盘里，疑惑着)Where is my SoftGuard?(拿着盆跑出门找舒肤佳)A: (指着D笑)Silly D. (D进来，手里拿着舒肤佳)Where is your pot?D:Ya!(跑着把盆和舒肤佳谁都拿回来)C: Come on D! We want to play cards.You stand beside the window.If teacher come ,you must tell us.”Teacher is coming!” We will buy the breakfast for you.D: Ha,ha.Ok,ok!(三人拿出扑克，开始)A: Fuck，I have telephone number in my hand.What a fucking day.B: You must buy the breakfast.(音乐响起，老师从窗户经过，对D做“嘘”状)(D害怕的点了点头)(老师从窗户跳进屋子，从后面大喊)T: What are you doing?A:Who？！T: (指着床上的扑克)What is it？A,B and C: Teacher!T: You three ! This is cimenal! Give me the cards!Fast!Tell you three,everyone write a thousand self-criticism and send to my office.(指着要说话的C) Shut up!(老师从窗户跳出去)D: Goodbye teacgerT: Stand there.B: Come on D.What are you donging just now? Didnt you shout?D: Teacher let me hiss,xu.(手指放在嘴前，发出“嘘。”)A: Silly D! I want to beat you!(举手要打D)C: (赶紧阻止)No,no.we are friends. (搂过D来)When the teacher is coming, you shout,”teacher comig!”D: (D跟着学)Teacher coming!C: Right!OK!(三人又拿出扑克，开始玩)(音乐响起，老师从窗户飘过)D：（D大声喊）Teacher coming.(三人急忙起身)A：X plus y is z.B: (拿起书，大声读)A,B,C,D（C向窗口走，发现没有人）A: Where is teacher? You deceived us!B: D!D: Teacher is really coming.But he is flying coming.B: Is that dangD: Its really dangA: (做出非常生气状) You fool us!C：(安慰D)Dont be angry.（三人接着玩)A：I just have four four.B: I just have a boom!(音乐响起，老师从窗户经过)D：（轻声喊）Teacher is coming.B: Dont play a jok to us.(老师跳进，悄悄在A的后面)T: Three three with four ,nine to king,two three.You win.A: I know!(A猛然回头，发现是老师，下了一跳)A: Waite a minute.Three three with four ,nine to king, A boom.I win.(做出胜利手势)T：(十分生气)You three !have a bad memory.Dont be your face. Ah! (掐A大腿)You are a bad boy. (B捂着自己的腿)(老师掐B脸) Shit! (C捂着脸，捂着腿)You!A student have a long hair and a earing.You are a rock man.C: I crazy about rock and roll.Teacher!T：(抢下C的耳环)Dont be your face .Give me cards. You three !write a ten thousand thousand self-criticism and send to my office.tomorrow morning.Shut up.Dont be your face.D: (傻站在窗口)Good bye teather,T: Bye（等老师跳走后，A，B都过来准备打D）A：What are you doing just now?!C: (阻拦)No,no .Were friends.D: When teacher is coming, I tell you ”dang ” You didnt listen to me .C: (再次教D)When techer is coming ,You cry,(大喊)”teacher coming！”D：（非常生气）大喊：Teacher coming！C： Ok，ok（三人接着回到床边）A：I have no cards.B:I have !(掏出扑克）Lets play on the bed.（三人上床）C:Im so tired.B: Four six.A （拿起B出的牌）your four six have one three.B: Im sorry.（音乐响起，老师走到窗前，以为学生睡了）T: Im very happy. Student is sleeping. I can go back home.(D发现老师，用尽全力喊)D: Teacher coming.老师来了！(老师发现真相迅速跳进屋内)(三人下床准备受训)T：Dont be you face.Give me the cards, dontbe your cards. You three follow to me go to the headmaster office, Quickly!C: teacher!T: Shot up, You have no chance!(A.B从门出去) （老师准备跳出窗户）D：Teacher,(指着门)thats door. T：Im use to do