高中英语 生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕1素材.doc

生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕100:00:00,000 - 00:00:00,000200:00:00,000 - 00:00:00,000300:00:00,300 - 00:00:01,500生活大爆炸前情回顾previously on the big bang theory.400:00:02,440 - 00:00:03,930我和莱纳德 沃罗威茨 库萨帕里i am going to the arctic circle500:00:03,990 - 00:00:05,060要去北极圈with leonard, walowitz, and koothrappali.600:00:05,130 - 00:00:07,120-去三个月 -没错- for three months? - yes.700:00:07,160 - 00:00:10,620你说会想我是什么意思what did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?800:00:12,770 - 00:00:14,760意思是我不想你走it means i wish you werent going.900:00:17,000 - 00:00:19,000三个月后1000:00:30,000 - 00:00:31,500谢天谢地 到家了oh, thank god were home.1100:00:31,500 - 00:00:35,540难以置信我们在那冰冷的地狱呆了3个月i cant believe we spent three months in that frozen hell.1200:00:35,540 - 00:00:37,050简直就是个噩梦it was like a snowy nightmare1300:00:37,050 - 00:00:39,000梦里漫天飞雪 而又无法醒来from which there was no awakening.1400:00:39,870 - 00:00:42,900我不知道你们对北极考察的感想i dont know what arctic expedition you guys were on,1500:00:42,970 - 00:00:45,010我只觉得意犹未尽but i thought it was a hoot and a half.1600:00:47,440 - 00:00:48,950你好 妈妈oh, hi, mom.1700:00:49,530 - 00:00:52,120不 我说了 到家了再打电话给你no, i told you id call you when i got home.1800:00:52,120 - 00:00:54,300我还没到家呢im not home yet.1900:00:54,300 - 00:00:56,480行了 到家了all right, im home.2000:00:57,570 - 00:01:00,300北极考察非常成功the arctic expedition was a remarkable success.2100:01:00,370 - 00:01:02,760说不定我将来能得一个诺贝尔奖im all but certain theres a nobel prize in my future.2200:01:02,820 - 00:01:04,080其实 不应该这样说actually, i shouldnt say that.2300:01:04,140 - 00:01:05,850我完全确定能得im entirely certain.2400:01:06,060 - 00:01:09,070不 妈妈 我感觉不到no, mother, i could not feel2500:01:09,070 - 00:01:11,480你的教会小组为我祈祷平安your church group praying for my safty.2600:01:12,510 - 00:01:14,300就算我平安回家也不证明祈祷有效the fact that im home safe does not prove that it worked.2700:01:14,300 - 00:01:16,180这个逻辑完全是个谬误the logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc.2800:01:18,410 - 00:01:22,200不 我没有用爱斯基摩口吻跟你顶嘴no, im not sassing you in eskimo talk.2900:01:22,280 - 00:01:24,320我去告诉佩妮我们回来了im gonna go let penny know were back.3000:01:24,320 - 00:01:25,720妈妈 我得挂了mother, i have to go.3100:01:25,720 - 00:01:27,940爱你 拜yeah, love you. bye.3200:01:28,840 - 00:01:31,540好啊 老朋友hello, old friend.3300:01:39,840 - 00:01:41,390爹爹回来了daddys home.3400:01:43,510 - 00:01:45,730莱纳德 你回来啦leonard, youre back.3500:01:45,800 - 00:01:47,920对 我过来跟你说.yeah. i just stopped by to say- hmph!3600:01:53,000 - 00:01:55,060-嗨 -嗨- yeah. so, hi. - hi.3700:02:03,130 - 00:02:06,600妈的 早知道我先来说我们回来了damn it, i should have gone over and told her we were back.3800:02:12,030 - 00:02:14,070就是 先到先得嘛yeah, it was first-come, first-serve.3900:02:34,210 - 00:02:35,810生活大爆炸 第三季第一集4000:02:41,370 - 00:02:42,580先跟你们俩声明i just want you both to know,4100:02:42,580 - 00:02:44,020等我发表我的发现时when i publish my findings,4200:02:44,020 - 00:02:46,060我不会忘记你们的付出的i wont forget your contributions.4300:02:46,060 - 00:02:47,420-太好了 -谢谢- great. - thanks.4400:02:48,100 - 00:02:50,590但在诺贝尔领奖感言中不能提及你们of course, i cant mention you in my nobel acceptance speech,4500:02:50,590 - 00:02:52,330不过写传记时but when i get around to writing my memoirs,4600:02:52,330 - 00:02:54,040我会在注脚上提到你们you can expect a very effusive footnote4700:02:54,040 - 00:02:55,590或者给你们一本我签名的传记and perhaps a signed copy.4800:02:56,860 - 00:02:58,850我们得告诉他we have to tell him.4900:02:58,850 - 00:03:00,250告诉我什么tell me what?5000:03:00,250 - 00:03:03,380该死的瓦肯听力星际迷航damn his vulcan hearing.5100:03:04,890 - 00:03:07,580你们打算给我办派对 是吧you fellows are planning a party for me, arent you?5200:03:07,650 - 00:03:10,180谢尔顿 坐okay, sheldon, sit down.5300:03:10,240 - 00:03:13,340如果要搞主题派对的话 先告诉你们if theres going to be a theme i should let you know5400:03:13,410 - 00:03:16,140我不喜欢夏威夷式 罗马式和海底式that i dont care for luau, toga or under the sea.5500:03:18,600 - 00:03:20,510我们会记在心里yeah, well keep that in mind. look.5600:03:20,580 - 00:03:24,680我们想谈谈在北极发生的一些事we need to talk to you about something that happened at the north pole.5700:03:24,750 - 00:03:27,140如果是说没有暖气那晚的事if this is about the night the heat went out,5800:03:27,200 - 00:03:30,470没什么好害臊的theres nothing to be embarrassed about.5900:03:30,540 - 00:03:32,090不是那件事its not about that.6000:03:32,150 - 00:03:34,540我们说好不再提这个and we agreed never speak of it again.6100:03:34,610 - 00:03:36,320不就是一起裸睡嘛so we slept together naked.6200:03:39,250 - 00:03:42,180这只是以防体温骤降而已it was only to keep our core body temperatures from plummeting.6300:03:43,760 - 00:03:45,790他还真说上了hes speaking about it.6400:03:45,860 - 00:03:47,300对我觉得 这可以促进我们的感情for me, it was a bonding moment.6500:03:52,320 - 00:03:54,950谢尔顿 你还记得开始几周sheldon, you remember the first few weeks6600:03:55,020 - 00:03:57,360我们在探测磁单极子we were looking for magnetic monopoles6700:03:57,390 - 00:03:59,690结果一无所获and not finding anything and you were acting6800:03:59,760 - 00:04:02,180你变成面目可憎的大jj霸主吗like an obnoxious, giant dictator?6900:04:02,240 - 00:04:04,240我以为要婉转点跟他说呢thought we were going to be gentle with him.7000:04:04,310 - 00:04:07,540所以我才加了霸主thats why i added the tator.7100:04:11,230 - 00:04:13,600接着终于测出一些可用数据时and then when we finally got our first positive data,7200:04:13,660 - 00:04:15,140你多高兴啊you were so happy.7300:04:15,210 - 00:04:16,480是啊oh, yes.7400:04:16,560 - 00:04:19,660用表情字符表达就是：d笑脸in the world of emoticons, i was colon, capital d.7500:04:25,950 - 00:04:28,910其实 你的仪器侦测的数据well, in actuality, what your equipment detected7600:04:28,980 - 00:04:32,880不是范式转变单极子的证据wasnt so much evidence of paradigm-shifting monopoles7700:04:32,940 - 00:04:34,830那是.as it was.7800:04:34,900 - 00:04:36,410电动开罐刀具的静电static from the electric can opener7900:04:36,470 - 00:04:38,090我们在不停开关we were turning on and off.8000:04:40,480 - 00:04:43,130他的表情一下变成了：o惊讶he just went colon, capital o.8100:04:46,060 - 00:04:47,150你们篡改了我的实验you tampered with my experiment?8200:04:47,220 - 00:04:48,330我们别无选择we had to.8300:04:48,390 - 00:04:50,510只有这样it was the only way to keep you8400:04:50,580 - 00:04:53,310你才不会变成狄更斯专家（混蛋jj）from being such a huge dickensian.8500:04:53,380 - 00:04:57,110懂吗 我加了专家you see that? i add the ensian.8600:04:57,170 - 00:04:58,880莱纳德知道吗did leonard know abouthis?8700:04:58,960 - 00:05:00,750他是我最好的朋友leonards my best friend in the world.8800:05:00,810 - 00:05:01,950他肯定不知道surely leonard didnt know.8900:05:02,020 - 00:05:03,270其实 这是他的主意actually, it was his idea.9000:05:03,330 - 00:05:06,100当然是莱纳德 试验计划是他制定的of course it was. the whole plan weeks of leonard.9100:05:07,430 - 00:05:09,260-我好想你 -我也好想你- i missed you so much. - i missed you, too9200:05:09,330 - 00:05:11,520你不在 我都没想其他人i couldnt even think of anyone else while you were gone.9300:05:11,590 - 00:05:14,000我也是me, neither.9400:05:14,070 - 00:05:16,000除了没有暖气那晚except for one night when the heat went out.9500:05:17,810 - 00:05:19,480说来话长 别问了long story. its. dont ask.9600:05:22,610 - 00:05:25,380莱纳德leonard.9700:05:25,440 - 00:05:30,160别出声do not make a sound.9800:05:30,760 - 00:05:34,430你在低声说别出声whispering, do not make a sound.9900:05:34,500 - 00:05:35,730就出声了.is a sound.10000:05:37,490 - 00:05:40,160该死的瓦肯听力damn his vulcan hearing.10100:05:40,220 - 00:05:41,910现在没空 谢尔顿not a good time, sheldon.10200:05:43,490 - 00:05:44,970佩妮penny.10300:05:45,040 - 00:05:46,810佩妮 佩妮penny. penny.10400:05:46,870 - 00:05:47,900啊 真是要命oh, this is ridicules.10500:05:49,580 - 00:05:50,710干嘛what?10600:05:50,790 - 00:05:51,900你好 佩妮hello, penny10700:05:51,970 - 00:05:53,540我明白你现在正完全被i realize youre currently at the mercy10800:05:53,610 - 00:05:54,860最原始的野性冲动所控制of your primitive biological urges,10900:05:54,930 - 00:05:56,370可是 反正你这辈子还会有but as you have an entire lifetime11000:05:56,440 - 00:05:59,470无数错误的决定 我能不能打断这一个?of poor decisions ahead of you, may i interrupt this one?11100:06:00,780 - 00:06:02,500我也很高兴见到你 请进its great to see you too. come on in.11200:06:03,500 - 00:06:07,610沃罗威茨刚告诉我你的那个大骗局wolowitz has informed me of your grand deception.11300:06:07,640 - 00:06:09,420你有没有什么要解释的do you have anything to say for yourself?11400:06:09,480 - 00:06:11,850是的 我对此觉得十分难过yes, i feel terrible about it.11500:06:11,920 - 00:06:14,280我绝不能原谅我自己 我也不准备你会i will never forgive myself, i dont expect you to, either,11600:06:14,340 - 00:06:17,510我想你应该让我留在这儿跟佩妮and i would really appreciate it if you would leave me with penny11700:06:17,510 - 00:06:21,220做一下自我检查和深刻忏悔for a session of self-criticism and repentance.11800:06:23,220 - 00:06:25,710啊 你们能不能告诉我究竟是怎么回事儿okay, can someone please tell me whats going on here?11900:06:25,790 - 00:06:28,270事情是 他们让我以为whats going on is i was lead to believe12000:06:28,370 - 00:06:30,390我在科学研究上有了惊天动地的大发现i was making groundbreaking strides in science,12100:06:30,460 - 00:06:31,800而事实上 我记录的数据是错的when in fact, i was being fed12200:06:31,870 - 00:06:34,640是沃罗威茨和库萨帕里false data at the hands of wolowitz, koothrappali12300:06:34,710 - 00:06:37,250还有你这个小毛毛孩儿做出来的and your furry little boy toy.12400:06:38,570 - 00:06:39,950真的吗is that true?12500:06:40,020 - 00:06:42,600只有这样才能让他高兴啊it was the only way to make him happy.12600:06:42,670 - 00:06:44,090可是你干嘛非要让他高兴呢well, whyd you have to make him happy?12700:06:44,160 - 00:06:46,620因为他不高兴的时候 我们都想杀了他because when he wasnt happy, we wanted to kill him.12800:06:48,100 - 00:06:51,060我们甚至有过计划there was even a plan.12900:06:51,130 - 00:06:53,350我们打算把他的炉子扔到外头we were going to throw his kindle outside,13000:06:53,410 - 00:06:55,060等他出去捡的时候 把门锁上and when he went to get it, lock the door13100:06:55,130 - 00:06:56,750冻死他and let him freeze to death.13200:06:56,820 - 00:07:00,450这听起来有点过分吧that seems like a bit of an overreaction.13300:07:00,530 - 00:07:03,010这不是 过分的计划是把你四肢绑到no, the overreaction was the plan to tie your limbs13400:07:03,080 - 00:07:05,270四队雪撬狗上 然后大喊驾to four different sled dog teams and yell, mush.13500:07:06,580 - 00:07:09,730听者 我们保存了原始数据look, we kept the original data.13600:07:09,810 - 00:07:12,240你还是可以发表你的结果you can still publish the actual results.13700:07:12,300 - 00:07:15,120但是本来的结果失败了啊yes, but the actual results are unsuccessful13800:07:15,200 - 00:07:18,150而我已经给大学里所有人发了电邮and ive already sent an e-mail to everyone at the university13900:07:18,220 - 00:07:19,870告诉他们我证实了弦理论explaining that i have confirmed string theory14000:07:19,940 - 00:07:22,360并且永远地改变了人类对宇宙的认识and forever changed mans understanding of the universe.14100:07:22,430 - 00:07:24,950啊 真是 唉 你也许不该这么做的aw, see, yeah, you probably shouldnt have done that.14200:07:27,070 - 00:07:29,360那就再写一封 告诉他们真相so write another e-mail. set the record straight.14300:07:29,420 - 00:07:30,570没什么大不了的its no big deal.14400:07:32,300 - 00:07:33,720你说得对 莱纳德youre right, leonard.14500:07:33,720 - 00:07:35,190没什么大不了的its not a big deal.14600:07:35,260 - 00:07:38,170你不过是欺骗了我 摧毁了我的梦想all you did was lie to me, destroy my dream14700:07:38,230 - 00:07:40,960并且在全校人面前羞辱了我and humiliate me in front of the whole university.14800:07:43,190 - 00:07:46,030这个 告诉你 是讽刺that, fyi, was sarcasm.14900:07:47,230 - 00:07:50,060事实上 我相信这是很大很大的事情i, in fact, believe it is a big deal.15000:07:52,060 - 00:07:53,540哦 多可怜啊oh, the poor thing.15100:07:53,640 - 00:07:55,060是啊 我很难过yeah, i feel terrible.15200:07:55,060 - 00:07:57,900等等 你不去跟他谈谈吗wait wait, arent you going to go talk to him?15300:07:57,900 - 00:07:59,270什么 呃 他没事的what? uh, hell be fine.15400:07:59,340 - 00:08:01,070那家伙很坚强的 过来么the guys a trooper. come here.15500:08:01,140 - 00:08:03,160你说的对 你是不该跟他谈no, youre right- you shouldnt talk to him.15600:08:03,220 - 00:08:04,780该我来i will.15700:08:07,040 - 00:08:09,290天哪 我怎么就没一点好运呢man, i cannot catch a break.15800:08:17,830 - 00:08:19,100想聊聊吗do you want to talk?15900:08:19,180 - 00:08:20,820聊什么about what?16000:08:20,890 - 00:08:22,990聊我是怎么被朋友欺骗的吗being betrayed by my friends?16100:08:23,060 - 00:08:26,380毫无意义地在北极呆了三个月spending three months at the north pole for nothing?16200:08:26,450 - 00:08:29,390我连动漫展都没去成and i didnt even get to go to comic-con!16300:08:33,240 - 00:08:34,830哦 亲爱.oh, hon.16400:08:34,890 - 00:08:36,380嗯 uh. 16500:08:40,380 - 00:08:43,880软软的猫猫 温温的猫猫.soft kitty, warm kitty.16600:08:44,200 - 00:08:46,790那是我生病时候唱的 伤心不是生病thats for when im sick. sad is not sick.16700:08:46,860 - 00:08:48,140对不起oh. sorry.16800:08:48,210 - 00:08:49,460我不知道你伤心的歌啊i dont know your sad song.16900:08:49,530 - 00:08:52,900我没有伤心的歌 我又不是小孩儿i dont have a sad song. im not a child.17000:08:52,970 - 00:08:57,080你知道么 我其实理解你的心情well, you know, i do understand what youre going through.17100:08:57,140 - 00:08:58,350真的吗really?17200:08:58,420 - 00:09:00,480你刚刚被人抢走了服务员的did you just have the nobel prize in waitressing17300:09:00,550 - 00:09:02,200诺贝尔奖吗stolen from you?17400:09:02,270 - 00:09:05,940没有 不过我高三的时候well, no, but when i was a senior in high school,17500:09:06,010 - 00:09:07,330我的一个朋友听说one of my friends heard17600:09:07,410 - 00:09:09,320我会被选为啦啦队的队长i was going to be named head cheerleader.17700:09:09,380 - 00:09:10,970哦 我那个高兴啊oh, i was so excited.17800:09:11,050 - 00:09:13,670我妈甚至给我烤了一个庆祝馅饼my mom even made me a celebration pie.17900:09:13,730 - 00:09:16,660结果他们把队长给了那个笨透了的瓦丽瑞马斯巴赫then they named stupid valerie mosbacher head cheerleader.18000:09:16,730 - 00:09:19,200那个贱货big old slutbag.18100:09:19,240 - 00:09:21,390你是说are you saying18200:09:21,460 - 00:09:23,760你认为庆祝馅饼that you think a celebtion pie18300:09:23,830 - 00:09:26,990能跟诺贝尔奖相提并论吗is even remotely comparable to a nobel prize?18400:09:27,060 - 00:09:30,630嗯 那馅饼很好吃呢well, theyre pretty tasty.18500:09:30,700 - 00:09:34,320还有一个不同的 但并非完全无关的事情and on a different, but not unrelated topic,18600:09:34,380 - 00:09:37,200就看你现在对我的鼓励方式based on your current efforts to buoy my spirits,18700:09:37,200 - 00:09:39,570你难道真相信你能胜任do you truly believe that you were ever fit18800:09:39,640 - 00:09:42,770给运动员加油的工作吗to be a cheer leader?18900:09:47,470 - 00:09:48,810听着 谢尔顿 我只是不认为look, sheldon, i just dont think19000:09:48,880 - 00:09:51,140莱纳德他们真想伤害你that the guys and leonard really meant to hurt you.19100:09:51,210 - 00:09:53,460你明白吗 他们只是为了摆脱困境you know? they just told an unfortunate lie19200:09:53,540 - 00:09:55,520而撒了个很糟的谎to deal with a difficult situation.19300:09:55,590 - 00:09:57,110好吧 你知道是什么样吗okay, you know what its like?19400:09:57,180 - 00:09:58,560记得那个新的星际迷航电影里remember that scene in the new star trek movie19500:09:58,630 - 00:10:00,530柯克要占领飞船when kirk has to take over the ship,19600:10:00,590 - 00:10:02,700他就对史波克说了很多谎so he tells spock all that stuff he knew wasnt true,19700:10:02,770 - 00:10:06,290比如说史波克不在乎他妈妈的死之类的like saying spock didnt care his mom died?19800:10:06,350 - 00:10:08,950我错过了动漫展 连新的星际迷航电影也错过啦i missed comic- con and the new star trek movie!19900:10:13,160 - 00:10:14,910我喜欢你的新造型i like the new look.20000:10:14,980 - 00:10:16,960谢谢thanks.20100:10:19,360 - 00:10:21,760我称之为克鲁尼 著名演员i call it the clooney.20200:10:21,830 - 00:10:26,200我称之为玛丽和路易 超级玛丽游戏系列 不过无所谓i call it the mario and luigi but whatever.20300:10:27,630 - 00:10:29,440嘿 谢尔顿怎么样了hey, hows sheldon doing?20400:10:29,500 - 00:10:31,280他早上从他房间出来时well, he came out of his room this morning20500:10:31,280 - 00:10:32,730带着黑武士头盔wearing his darth vader helmet and20600:10:32,730 - 00:10:34,770想用“能量”砍死我trying to chop me to death with the force20700:10:34,770 - 00:10:36,870所以我觉得他好点了so i would say a little better.20800:10:37,470 - 00:10:39,310请原谅我突然改变我们的话题if i may abruptly change the subject,20900:10:39,310 - 00:10:41,480你最终有没有跟佩妮那样did you and penny finally. you know.21000:10:41,550 - 00:10:43,300-霍华德 -我本人是不关心- howard. - person