老友记中英word字幕Friends.S01E03.docx

1- Hi,guys. - Hey,Phoebe.更多字幕www.52en.me qq35506728992- How did it go? - Not so good.3He walked me home and said, Lets do this again.4He said,Lets do this again. Thats good,right?5Translated,Lets do this again means,Youll never see me naked.6Since when?7Since always. Its,like,dating language.8Like,Its not you means,It is you.9Youre nice means,Ill be dating alcoholics.10and complaining about them to you.11We should see other people means:12Ha-ha,I already am!13Everybody knows this?14Cushions the blow.15Like your parents putting the dog to sleep.16and saying it went to a farm.17Thats funny. Because our parents actually did.18send our dog off to live on a farm.19Ross?20Hello! The Milners farm in Connecticut?21The Milners had this unbelievable farm.22They had horses and rabbits to chase.23And it was.24Oh,my God! Chi-Chi!25The One With the Thumb26-=BT之家DRM小组 =- 27How does it feel knowing youre about to die?28Warden,in five minutes my pain will be over.29But youll live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die.30That was really good!31Thanks. Lets keep going.32So,what do you want from me,Dimon? Huh?33I just wanna go back to my cell, because in my cell I can smoke.34Smoke away!35I think this is why Dimon smokes in his cell alone.36- What? - Relax your hand.37Let your wrist go.38Not so much!39All right. Now take a puff.40Right.41- Give it to me. - Im not giving you a cigarette.42Its fine. Do you want to get this part or not? Here.43Now,dont think of it as a cigarette.44Think of it as the thing that has been missing from your hand.45When you hold it, you feel right.46You feel complete.47- You miss it? - No,not so much.48All right. Now we smoke.49Oh,my God!50- Give me that! - No. Youve got options.51You can smoke like this:52- Chandler - Or hold it in your mouth.53Give me the cigarette!54- You try. - Thank you.55Okay,hows this?56Okay,thats not bad.57All right,when youre finished, its cool if you flick it.58All right,you keep practicing.59and Ill go put out the sofa.60I thought it was foot size.61No. Its the distance from the tip of a guys thumb.62to the tip of his index finger.63Thats ridiculous.64Can I use either thumb?65Id rather go with the foot theory.66All right. Dont tell me.67Decaf cappuccino for Joey.68Coffee,black.69Latte.70And an iced tea.71- Im getting good at this. - Excellent!72Good for me!73- You okay,Phoebe? - Its not worth74Its my bank.75- What did they do? - Its nothing76I get my mail and open their monthly statement.77Easy!78And theres $500 extra in my account.79Satans minions at work again!80Now I have to go deal with them81- What are you talking about? Keep it! - Its not mine.82If I kept it,Id be stealing.83But if you spent it, it would be like shopping.84Say I bought a great pair of shoes.85Know what Id hear with every step? Not mine. Not mine. Not mine.86Even if I was happy and skipping,Id hear:87Not-not mine. Not-not mine.88Were with you. We got it.89Id never be able to enjoy it. Itd be this giant karmic debt.90Chandler,what are you doing?91What are you doing?92Oh,gross!93- What is this? - Im smoking!94Youve been so good for three years!95And this is my reward.96Think about what you went through when you quit.97Forget about you. Think about what we went through!98So this time I wont quit.99- Put it out! - Im putting it out!100Oh,no!101I cant drink this now.102Im gonna go. Ive got a date.103With Alan again? Hows it going?104Its going pretty good. Its nice and were having fun.105When do we get to meet him?106Lets see,its Monday.107- Never. - Come on!108Not after what happened with Steve.109What do you mean? We love Steve. Steve was sexy!110Sorry.111I dont know how I feel yet. Let me figure it out.112Then can we meet him?113No.114Sorry.115Joey. Let it go.116Why should they meet him?117I bring a guy home and theyre like.118coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd.119Listen,as someone whos seen more than her share of bad beef.120Ill tell you, that is not such a terrible thing.121Your friends are just looking after you.122I wish that once Id date a guy they liked.123You realize the odds of that happening are slimmer.124- if they never get to meet the guy. - I know.125- Cant I whimper a little bit? - Whimper.126Okay,Im done.127Let it go,Ross.128You didnt know Chi-Chi.129- Do you all promise? - We promise.130Well be good.131Chandler,do you promise to be good?132You can come in,but your filter-tip buddy stays outside!133Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling.134Weve credited you $500. Were sorry for the inconvenience.135and hope youll accept this football phone.136as our gift. Do you believe it?137Now I have $ 1000 and a football phone.138What bank is this?139Okay,its him.140- Who is it? - Alan.141Chandler! Hes here!142Do I look okay?143One more button.144Closed! How about closed?145- I didnt know. - Yeah.146Please be good.147Remember how much you all like me?148Alan,this is everybody. Everybody,this is Alan.149Ive heard so much about all you guys.150Ill call you tomorrow. Thanks.151Lets let the Alan-bashing begin.152Whos gonna take the first shot?153Come on!154Ill go.155Lets start with how he kept picking156Im sorry,I cant do this. We loved him.157We loved him!158Wait! Were talking about someone Im going out with?159That pimento trick!160Ill never look at an olive the same way again.161And did you notice?162Know what was great? His smile was crooked.163- Yes! Like the man in the shoe! - What shoe?164From the rhyme.165There was a man With a crooked smile166Who lived in a shoe For a while167So I think Alan.168is the yardstick by which future boyfriends will be measured.169Future boyfriends?170- I think this could be it. - Really?171Id marry him for his David Hasselhoff impression alone.172You know Ill be doing that at parties.173- Know what I like most? - What?174The way he makes me feel about myself.175How was the game?176Well.177We won!178Fantastic! Question. How is that possible?179- Alan. - He was unbelievable!180Like the cartoon where Bugs Bunny plays every position.181It was first base,Alan. Second base,Alan.182It was like he made us into a team.183We sure showed those Hasidic jewelers a thing or two about softball.184Can I ask a question?185Do you think Alan is sometimes.186What?187I dont know. A little too Alan?188Oh,no. Not possible. You can never be too Alan.189Its his innate Alan-ness that we adore.190I,personally,could have a gallon of Alan.191- Hey,Lizzy. - Hey,weird girl.192- I brought alphabet soup. - Pick out the vowels?193I left in the Ys. Because,sometimes Y.194- And something else. - Saltines?195No,$1000 and a football phone.196What?197Oh,my God!198- Theres really money in here. - I know.199What are you doing?200I want you to have it. I dont want it.201- I have to give you something. - No,you dont202- Do you want my tinfoil hat? - No,you need that.203- Its okay. Thanks. - Let me do something.204Ill tell you what. Buy me a soda and were even. Okay?205- Okay. - Okay.206Keep the change.207Thanks,Lizzy.208Want a pretzel?209- No,Im fine. Thanks. - See you.210A thumb?211I know. There it was, just floating.212like this tiny little hitchhiker.213Maybe its a contest. Like collect all five.214- Does anyone wanna see? - No,thanks!215Dont do that. Come on!216Its worse than the thumb.217- This is so unfair. - Why is it unfair?218So I have a flaw! Big deal!219Joeys knuckle-cracking isnt annoying?220Ross,over-pronouncing every word.221Monica,who snorts when she laughs. I mean,what the hell is that thing?222I accept those flaws. Why cant you accept me for this?223Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody,or just him?224I could live without it.225Is it a little annoying? Or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?226Dont listen to him. I think its endearing.227Oh,you do,do you?228Theres nothing wrong with speaking correctly.229Indeed there isnt.230I should get back to work.231Otherwise someone might get what they ordered.232The hair comes out and the gloves come off.233Ever go out with a guy your friends really like?234No.235Im going out with a guy my friends really like.236Are we talking about the coyotes here?237All right! A cow got through.238Can you believe it?239Its just,you know what?240I just dont feel the thing.241They feel the thing. I dont feel it.242Honey,you should always feel the thing.243If thats how you feel about the guy, dump him.244- Its gonna be really hard. - Hell get over it.245No,hell be fine. Its the other five Im worried about.246- Dont you respect your body? - Dont you see what youre doing?247Ive had it with your cancer, emphysema and heart disease.248The bottom line is,smoking is cool, and you know it.249Alan wants to speak to you.250Really? He does?251Hey,buddy! Whats up?252She told you about that,huh?253Well,yeah. I have one now and then. Well,yeah,now.254Its not that255Well,thats true.256Gee,you know,no ones ever put it like that before.257Well,okay. Thanks.258God,hes good.259- If only he were a woman. - Yeah.260Lamb Chop!261How old is that sock?262If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years,itd be talking too.263I think its time to change somebodys nicotine patch.264- Wheres Joey? - Joey ate my last stick of gum.265so I killed him.266Do you think that was wrong?267- I think hes across the hall. - Thanks.268There you go.269Im alive with pleasure now.270Phoebe,do you want the rest of that Pop-Tart?271Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?272Hey,I might.273Im sorry.274The soda people gave me $7000 for the thumb.275And on my way over here I stepped in gum.276What is up with the universe?277- Whats going on? - Its just nice when were together.278Its nicer when everyone gets to wear underwear.279Please,guys,we have to talk.280Wait! Im getting a deja vu.281No,Im not.282- We have to talk. - There it is!283Okay,its about Alan.284Speaking of which,tell him were on for the Renaissance Fair.285Before you get into that, theres something you should know.286Theres really no easy way to say this.287Ive decided to break up with Alan.288Is there somebody else?289No,its just.290you know,things change. People change.291We didnt change.292So thats it? Its over?293Just like that?294You let your guard down. You start to care about someone,and.295- I can go on pretending - Okay!296No.297That wouldnt be fair to me,Alan, or to you.298Well,who wants fair?299I just want things back,you know, the way they were.300- Im sorry. - Oh,shes sorry. I feel better.301I cant believe this!302With the holidays coming up. I wanted him to meet my family.303Ill meet someone. Therell be other Alans.304Yeah,right!305- Are you guys gonna be okay? - Well be fine.306Were just gonna need a little time.307I understand.308- Wow. - Im really sorry.309Yeah,I mean,Im sorry too.310- But Im a little relieved. - Relieved?311Yeah,well,I mean, I had a great time with you.312I just cant stand your friends.313Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?314That was fun.315He could row like a Viking.316So howd it go?317You know.318Did he mention us?319He says hes really gonna miss you guys.320- Rough day,huh? - You have no idea.321Come here.322- Thats it. Im getting cigarettes. - No!323I dont care! Im weak!324Ive gotta have the smoke!325If you never smoke again, Ill give you $7000.326Yeah,all right.1- 各位 - 菲比更多字幕www.52en.me qq35506728992- 你的约会怎么样? - 不是很好3他送我到地铁然后跟我说 我们应该再来一次4他说要再来一次? 那不是很好吗?5不，他说我们应该再来一次 意思是说你将无法再见到裸体的我6什么时候这样子的？7一直都是这样的啊. 就像是约会用语8比如,“问题不是出在你”代表“就是你”9“你真好”意思是说我要和皮革族的酒徒约会10然后向你抱怨11“我们该试试别人”代表12“我已和别人约会了”13大家都懂?14对，善意的谎言15没错，就像父母使小孩的狗安乐死时16他们会说它跑到别人家农场去住了17真有意思,不过我爸妈是真的18把我们的狗送给别人养了19罗斯？20米纳他们在康乃迪克州的农场21米纳他们家的农场好棒22有马还有可供追逐的兔子23有马还有可供追逐的兔子24噢,芝芝25六人行 第1季 第03集 飞来横财26荣誉出品 河马根据网络字幕微调制作27知道自己不久人世有何感受?28华顿，我的痛苦将在五分钟内消除29但你得承受埋葬一个老实人的痛苦30表演得真好是吗？31谢了，咱们继续吧32好，你要我怎么做，迪默?33我只想回到我的牢房内 因为这样我才可以抽烟34你就在这里抽吧35我想这就是迪默自己一个在牢房里抽烟的原因36- 什么 - 手放轻松37手腕自然点38别太过火!39好的，现在吐口烟40就是这样41- 给我来 - 不，我不能给你烟42无所谓的，你到底想不想演这个角色?来43看着，别把它当成香烟44把它当成是你想念多时的东西45夹着它你感到自在46让你感到满足47- 你很想它? - 没那么严重48好吧，抽烟49噢,爽呀!50- 把它给我 - 不，你有几种选择51你可以像这样抽烟52- 钱德 - 或者只是把它叼在嘴里53把烟给我54- 你来试试. - 谢谢55感觉怎么样？56还不坏57好的，当你结束的时候, 弹掉它会显得很酷58就这样，不断练习59我去扑灭着火的沙发60我认为一个人脚的大小61不，是和他拇指尖到食指尖62的距离相同的63这太荒谬了64随便哪个姆指都行?65我宁可和脚长理论相伴66别告诉我67无咖啡因卡布其诺，是乔依的68纯咖啡69拿铁70和冰茶71- 我进步神速 - 不错72我真行73- 菲此，你没事吧 - 我还好74我的银行75他们对你怎么了?76我看我的信件时 看见他们的每月通知77别激动78我的户头多了五百元79撒旦的奴才又开始活跃了80没错，因为我得到银行找他们处理81- 别傻了，留着自己用吧 - 这些钱不是我的82我留下来就如同偷窃83如果你拿来花就如同购物84好吧，就比方说我买了一双很棒的鞋85你们知道我每踏出一步都会听到什么吗? “不是我的不是我的不是我的”86即使我再快乐再雀跃都会听到87“不是我的不是我的”88知道你的意思了89我无法享受非份之财的乐趣 这就像是业报一样90钱德，你在干什么?91你在干什么?92噢,真恶劣!93- 这是什么 - 我在抽烟94你这三年来一直表现良好95这是我的奖励96等等，想想你戒烟后是怎么活过来的97就算忘了你自己,至少想想我们是怎么过来的98所以这一次我不再戒了99- 熄掉 - 好吧，我熄掉就是100噢,不!101拜托，我现在喝不了它了102我要去换衣服了,我有个约会103又是亚伦?进展得如何?104进展的还不错.我们在一起很开心105我们何时能见到他?106今天是星期一107- 永远别想 - 不要这样嘛108不,不要再来像史提夫那次的事109你在说什么?我们都爱史提夫 史提夫很性感110抱歉111我连自己对他有何感觉都还不知道 给我一点时间想清楚112这么说我们可以见他罗?113不行114抱歉115乔伊.放过它吧116我为何要让他们见他?117我带他回去後，他们就像118就像郊狼一样找弱者下手119听着，不愉快的场面我见多了120告诉你这并不是一件坏事121你的朋友他们只是关心你122我只希望带一个 他们真正喜欢的男人回家123你知道的，他的机会会更渺茫的124- 如果他们根本就没见过这小伙 - 这个我知道125- 能让我小声的哭一下吗？ - 哭126不要这样子127罗斯,让它去吧!128你又不了解芝芝129- 你们都保证? - 对，我们保证130我们会很乖的131钱德，你保证会很乖?132你可以进来了,但是 你的烟屁股朋友得呆在外面133亲爱的巴菲小姐 谢谢你提醒我们的错误134我们已将五百元存入你的户头 造成不便之处请多包涵135请接受此足球电话136做为礼物 你们相信吗？137现在我多了一千元和一个足球电话138这是哪家银行?139他来了140- 这位是谁啊？ - 亚伦141钱德，他来了142我看起来怎么样？143最好再扣上一颗扣子144-我是说扣上！扣上怎么样？145- 我不太清楚 - 好吧146拜托，别乱来147记得你们有多么爱我148亚伦，这是大家 各位，他是亚伦149我对各位已如雷灌耳150谢谢，我明天再打电话给你151开始攻击亚伦吧152谁先开始?153来呀154我来155我们就从他不停剔牙开始156抱歉,我办不到.我们爱他157我们爱他158等等，我们谈的是我约会的对象吗?159那个辣椒的小把戏160我绝不会再这样看橄榄了161你们都有注意到?162知道他什么最棒吗? 他的微笑有点邪邪的163对，就像是鞋里的男人 - 什么鞋?164童谣里的165有个驼背的人有着扭曲的微笑166他住在鞋子里，有一阵子167我想亚伦168将成为日后男友被丈量的标准169什么日后男友?170- 不，我想他就是了 - 真的呀?171光凭他学海滩游侠的样子 我就想嫁给他了172你知道嘛，我也要在派对上这么做173- 知道我最喜欢他哪一点? - 哪一点？174他改变我看待自己的方式175比赛如何?176怎么说呢177我们赢啦178神奇!提问：这怎么可能呢？179- 亚伦 - 他真是太不可思议了180他就像兔宝宝一样守每个位置181 但我们有一垒手亚伦、二垒手亚伦182他使我们形成一个团队183对，我们让对手见识到什么叫垒球184能问你们一个问题吗?185你是否曾感觉亚伦有时186有时怎样?187我说不上来，太亚伦了188不，不可能 你不可能太过於“亚伦”189没错我们欣赏的是亚伦的内在190我一个人可以喝下一加仑的亚伦191- 嘿,露西 - 嘿,古怪女孩192- 我带字母汤来给你 - 你挑出有元音了吗?193但我把“Y”留下来了 因为有时你会用的上,“Why”(音同Y)194- 我还带了其他东西给你 - 咸饼干吗?195但愿你喜欢一千元和足球电话196什么?197天啊198- 这里真的有钱 - 这我知道199你在干什么?200我要给你，我不想要201- 不，我得拿东西给你 - 不用了202- 你要我的锡箔纸帽帽吗? - 不要，因为你需要203- 不用了，谢谢 - 求你,让我表示我的谢意204这样吧,你请我喝汽水就扯平了205- 好吧 - 好吧206不用找了207谢谢你，莉兹208你真的不要椒盐卷饼?209- 不,不用了 - 再见210一个拇指？211我知道.我打开时它就浮在里面212像个搭便车的213或者这是一场竞赛,比如集满五个有奖?214- 你们想看看吗? - 不用了，谢谢215别那