哲学大牛们怎样说分手.doc

哲学大牛们怎样说分手？ 作者： 艾伦 1、目的论者（The Teleologist）：We arent meant for each other.2、道义论者（The Deontologist）：We arent right for each other.3、后果主义者（The Consequentialist）：We arent optimal for each other.4、唯我论者（The Solipsist）：Its not you, its me.5、经验主义者（The Empiricist）：I think we should see other people.6、理性主义者（The Rationalist）：Im not a priority to you anymore.7、理性主义者（The Rationalist）：Ive been doing some thinking8、理性主义者（The Rationalist）：If you cant see your faults, theres nothing more I can say.9、欧陆主义者（The Continentalist）：Youve lost that love and feeling.10、平等主义者（The Egalitarian）：This is the best thing for both of us.11、家长权威主义者（The Paternalist）：In time youll come to see that this is the best thing.12、休谟主义者（The Humean）：Just because were always together doesnt mean we BELONG together.13、休谟主义者（The Humean）：Relationships need to be about more than just constant conjoining.14、功能主义者（The Functionalist）：I dont care about accommodating your feelings.15、蒯因主义者（The Quinean）：Im sorry, but you dont mean anything to me anymore.16、基础主义者（The Foundationalist）：We have nothing left to build upon.17、基础主义者（The Foundationalist）：I need to be able to branch out more.18、相对主义者（The Relativist）：Its no ones fault.19、无神论者（The Atheist）：These things just happen.20、康德主义者（The Kantian）：You lied to me!21、反构造论者（The anti-Fictionalist）：Im sick of faking it.22、笛卡尔主义者（The Cartesian）：I dont clearly and distinctly perceive a future together.23、黑格尔主义者（The Hegelian）：Do we have to go through this again?24、洛克主义者（The Lockean）：Our primary qualities simply arent compatible.25、洛克主义者（The Lockean）：Compared to my last partner, Im not getting nearly enough, nor as good.26、准实在论者（The Quasi-Realist）：Of course were going to be together forever.27、动机外在论者（The Motivational Externalist）：Even though I believed it at the time, I know now that I never really loved you.28、行为主义者（The Behaviorist）：I just cant keep going through the motions anymore.29、永恒论者（The Eternalist）：At least well always have that weekend in Paris.30、模态实在论者（The Modal Realist）：This will