英语短剧《听花开的声音》.doc

英语短剧听花开的声音 英语短剧听花开的声音Listening to the sound of blooming主要角色：小雨，父亲、母亲、 李老师、吴老师（班主任），吴老师的女儿、张老师（生活老师）、四个学生Xiaoyu Dad Mum Miss Li Miss Wu Daughter Miss Zhang Four studerts第一场（暑假后，小雨爸爸又要出去打工了，想让小雨的妈妈也一起去，但要上三年级的小雨让他们感到为难。）Mum: Come here! Come here!Dad: Hi!Mum: Whats wrong?Dad: I have to go out to work in a few days.Mum: Oh! I know.Dad: Ive thought a lot. Youd better go with me.Mum: Id love to. But what will Xiaoyu do without us?Dad: That is what Im worrying about! If only we could go together. We can work for two more years to build our house. Then we neednt go.Mum: But, Xiaoyu?Dad: Oh, yeah!Iv got it. There may be some boarding schools.Mum: Ive heard of it. Tongtong, our neighbors daughter, is studying in our country. I remember the name of the school seems to be Songlin Primary School.Dad: Lets inquire it before we decide tomorrow. If that didnt help there would be other waysMum: Enn, OK!第二场（小雨的父母到县城打听寄宿制学校的情况，来到了松林小学。）Dad: Excuse me. May I come in?Miss Li: Come in, please. Can I help you?Dad: I want to send my daughter to study here.Miss Li: Where are you from?Dad: We are from Xiao an village.Miss Li: Well, our school is only for the students whose household registrations are in country. Im sorry to tell you she cant.Mum: Cant she really come? We will both go out to work in a few days. She is left alone at home. We are worried about her.Miss Li: What? Go out to work!Mum: Yeah!Miss Li: Oh, If that so, youre lucky. We could receive the children whose parents have gone to the cities to do business and find jobs since last year.Dad: Is that true? Thank goodness.Mum: By the way. What if she cant take care of herself at a very small age?Miss Li : Rest assured of that. There are some special life teachers in our school. Even at night, they will be on duty by turns.Dad: How about studying?Miss Li: Dont worry. Our school pays more attention to the teaching of cultural course, as well as offers 5 featuring projects of English, reading, writing and so on.Mum: Oh! Its good news!Dad: Lets go home quickly and tell Xiaoyu about it.Dad and Mum: Thank you! Bye-bye!Miss Li: Goodbye!第三场（在同学和老师的帮助下，小雨在学校逐渐成长了起来。）Miss Wu: Good morning, class. Today, There is a new student in our class. Her name is Xiaoyu.Xiaoyu: Hello！Ss: Hello！Miss Wu: Her parents are also working outside. From now on, she will beone of us. Lets welcome her.Xiaoyu, This is your seat. Sit down, and well begin our class.Boys and girls, books can lead to growing up, Reading can enlarge our life.Lets join in the New Education Experiment and have a meaningful study life. Lets read a poem： A Book.Ss：神奇的书狄金森没有一艘非凡的战舰, 能像一册书籍把我们带到浩瀚的天地There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away也没有一匹神奇的坐骑,能像一页诗扉带我们领略人世的真谛Nor any coursers like a page of prancing poetry即令你一贫如洗,也没有任何栅栏能阻挡你在书的王国遨游的步履This traverse may the poorest take without oppress of toll多么质朴无华的车骑,可是它却装载了人类灵魂中全部的美！How frugal is the chariot that bears a human soulMiss Wu: Class is over.Ss: Goodbye! Miss Wu.(课间活动：舞蹈)第四场（晚上十点左右，吴老师家。吴老师的女儿刚刚睡着，生活老师张老师打来电话，小雨发高烧需要及时送往医院，但张老师正在值班。）Miss Wu: This is Miss Wu. Whos that?Miss Zhang: This is Miss Zhang. Im sorry to call you so late.Miss Wu: Whats up?Miss Zhang: Xiaoyu has a fever. Im on duty. Can you come to school now?Miss Wu: Oh!Miss Zhang: Cant you come? Have you got anything to do now?Miss Wu: It doesnt matter. Im going at once.Miss Zhang: Oh! I will wait for you in the dorm.Miss Wu: All right.(放下电话自言自语。)Miss Wu: My baby is asleep. Her dad isnt at home. What if she wake up at midnight. What am I going to do?Come to school first. just hope she wouldnt wake up.（孩子半夜醒来却找不到妈妈。）Daughter：Mummy, mummy! Where are you? Where are you? Mummy, mummy!Miss Wu: Oh! My baby.Daughter：Mummy, Im frightened.Miss Wu: Sorry. Im sorry. Im really sorry.Daughter：Where did you go? Mummy.Miss Wu: I went to school.Daughter：I couldnt find you. Mummy.Miss Wu: My baby. Sorry. Im sorry. Im really sorry. My baby. From now on, I must tell you if I go out.Daughter：I feel sleepy.Miss Wu: Go to sleep now.(第二天早上学生上课前)S1：How are you feeling now? Xiaoyu.Xiaoyu: I feel better. Thank you!S1: Do you know what festival it is today?Ss: No.S1: Let me tell you. Today is Thanksgiving Day.S2: Thanksgiving Day? I heard people should say the prayers according to custom. And should say a few words about what they are the most thankful for .S1: Yeah! Thats right. I think I should thank Mum for telling stories every night. What about you?S3: I thank Dad for reading with me.Xiaoyu: I think we should thank our teacher. I stay at school without my parents. But I dont feel alone.S2: Yeah! Youre right. Our teachers are like a mother to us.S3: I think so. Xiaoyu. When did Miss Wu leave school?Xiaoyu: About one oclock.S3: Oh! It was so late. I heard Miss Wu left her child alone last night.S2: What about her husband?S3: I heard he was on business outside.S1: Really! Her daughter is only five years old.S2: I think Xiaoyu is right. We should thank our teacher.Ss: En.(一起上场扶起老师，为学校和老师献上一首歌感恩的心。)感恩的心 My thankful heart.感谢有你 Grateful to you.伴我一生 Keep me company,让我有勇气作我自己 let me brave to be myself.感恩的心 My thankful heart,感谢命运  Grateful to fate.花开花落 blooming of fading,我一样会珍惜 Ill still cherish them.Ss: Thank our teachers! Thank our school！小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）编创者 崔凯 等表演者 赵本山、沈鹤、毕福剑、王金凤（毛毛）（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。）(This short play is set in a restaurant named Scottish Taste / Feel. Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)赵本山：到了。毛毛： 到了。赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情（tio qng）。毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qng dio）。赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？毛毛： 我没拿包啊。赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗？！这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗？毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才？才70多块钱。赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。毛毛： 这也不能够啊。赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员！Uncle Zhao Here we are.Yadar Here we are.Uncle Zhao Its the most pricy eatin spot in Tieling: Scottish Tease / Fool.Yadar You got it wrong - Scottish taste / feel, not tease / fool.Uncle Zhao All right, taste / feel. Were gonna have our meal here anyway.Yadar But its very expensive.Uncle Zhao So whut? Weve got the money, 30,000 yuan. Wheres the bag?Yadar What bag?Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.Uncle Zhao So whut can you do at all? Im goin trough all this for you and you had the nerve to forget the bag on the bed! Any money left on you?Yadar Let me see. (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.Uncle Zhao Heres 400 more.Yadar Still not enough.Uncle Zhao No matter. Waiter!（小沈阳上）小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品。赵本山：不是，我们是吃饭的。小沈阳：妈呀，吃饭的？赵本山：不像啊？小沈阳：不太像。赵本山：我说姑娘啊，这顿饭非常重要。小沈阳：妈呀，你管谁叫姑娘呢，人家是纯爷们。赵本山：咋这么个打扮，还穿个裙子呢。小沈阳：这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。再说也不是裙子啊，这不七分裤吗。你看，是有腿的哦。妈呀，着急穿跑偏了。妈呀，我说走道咋没有裆呢。赵本山：行了，那条腿留明儿个穿，哈哈哈。小伙子我跟你说呀，今天我要请一位重要客人吃饭，你一定要招待好。小沈阳：呃，没问题。赵本山：来来来，我问问你，你们这个酒店，如果要急头白脸吃一顿，得多少钱？小沈阳：咋还吃急眼了呢？赵本山：我意思就是，最贵的都点上。小沈阳：得一、两万的。赵本山：一、两万？啊，那啥，有没有这种情况，今儿个吃完了，明儿个来结账？ (Shenyang, the waiter, enters.)Shenyang Sorry, sir. Were of high class here. We dont take on stuff from street peddlers.Uncle Zhao Were your customers. Dont we look like it?Shenyang Not quite.Uncle Zhao Were gonna have an important meal here, miss.Shenyang Dont you call me a miss. Im a man - from the inside out.Uncle Zhao Then how cme you wearin a skirt?Shenyang Why, its mens wear in Scottish style. See, its no skirt but Capri pants. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I didnt get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking.Uncle Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy, were gonna have a damn important guest here in a minute. You should do you best.Shenyang No problem.Uncle Zhao How much does a meal cost here if we get at it like mad?Shenyang Why so / Whats wrong?Uncle Zhao I mean if we order nothin but the best.Shenyang About 10,000 to 20,000.Uncle Zhao Whut if smebody eats today and pays tomorrow?小沈阳：打白条儿啊？赵本山：不是啊，不是打白条，不差钱，有钱。喏。小沈阳：啥意思？赵本山：小费。小沈阳：妈呀，大爷你真敞亮，你太帅了。赵本山：给一百块钱还帅呢。我跟你说这不白给啊。一会儿客人到了，你一定要给足我面子，明白吗？我到点菜的时候，你得替我兜着点。小沈阳：咋兜呢？赵本山：既把面子给了，但是呢又不能花得.太狠。我要点贵菜.小沈阳：我就说没有呗。赵本山：哎呀妈呀，你太厉害了。来来来，拿点。再给你30，来。小沈阳：我跟你都明码的哦。赵本山：谢谢。小沈阳：放心吧。毛毛： 爷爷，我有点饿了。赵本山：饿了？来碗面条。小沈阳：呃，78一碗。赵本山：啥面？这么贵。小沈阳：苏格兰打卤面。赵本山：是不是卤子贵？小沈阳：卤不要钱。赵本山：那就来碗卤子，先尝尝咸淡。快去，快去。小沈阳：妈呀，没这么上过呀。赵本山：那是我没来，我要来，你早就这么上了。去吧去吧。小沈阳：这老爷子，我要说面条不要钱，要面条了你还。Shenyang Youll give me an IOU?Uncle Zhao Not that. Ive got the money anyway. Take this.Shenyang Whats it?Uncle Zhao A tip for you.Shenyang You do understand people / things / the world, sir - you look cool!Uncle Zhao Whuts a hundred yuan to me! Still, you aint get it for nothin. When my guest cmes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doin so.Shenyang Like how?Uncle Zhao Showin due respect for my guest, yes. Spendin too much on a meal, no. Whut if I ask for somethin dear?Shenyang Ill say sorry, this we dont have.Uncle Zhao Youre smart. Cme, heres another 30 yuan.Shenyang Im not gonna cheat you when it comes to prices.Uncle Zhao Thank you, boy.Shenyang Nothing much.Yadar Grandpa, Im hungry.Uncle Zhao How muchs a bowl of noodles?Shenyang 78 yuan.Uncle Zhao Whut noodles can be so expensive?Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles.Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much, too?Shenyang Its free.Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the tastes right. Quick.Shenyang Thats no way to serve a meal, sir.Uncle Zhao You think so only becuse I didnt show up here before. Now its time to make sme change.Shenyang (to himself) Had I said the noodles are free, he wouldve asked for noodles. (Exits) 赵本山：来，站起来。跟你说，一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你一定要给我争个脸，好不？这是人生最好的一次机会，知道吗？爷爷培养了你，都已经四十多年了。毛毛： 爷爷，我才多大。赵本山：我还培养你爸三十多年呢。这不，你爸那是个半成品，我都给培养成文化站站长了。你一定要超过他，有决心吗？毛毛： 有。赵本山：表一下决心。毛毛： 我指定：洪湖水，浪打浪，长江后浪推前浪，一浪更比一浪强，把我爹拍在沙滩上！赵本山：有志向。小沈阳：哎，来了。赵本山：来，先把这卤子喝了，这孩子饿了。毛毛： 爷爷，有点咸了。赵本山：没事，给她整碗水去。小沈阳：免费的水，不是？赵本山：白开水就行。真够抠的。 Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTVs Starlight Broadway cmes, you must show you best, OK? Its the best opportnity for you own future. Grandpas been preparin you over the past 40-plus years.Yadar Grandpa, see how old I am now.Uncle Zhao I prepared you daddy for 30 extra years. Though he aint good enough, hes the chief of the townships cultural center. So you really should outdo him. Can you make it or not?Yadar I can.Uncle Zhao Swear if youre serious.Yadar The Yangtze River like the Hong waters rolls on and on,Each wave behind higher than the one at the front.Young people are born to challenge their elders;Ill beach my daddy like. like a wrecked old ship.Uncle Zhao Good for you / Well said!(Shenyang enters again.)Shenyang Heres the sauce for you.Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Eat this, so you wont be too hungry.Yadar Grandpa, its a bit salty.Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Fetch her sme water to drink.Shenyang You mean free water?Uncle Zhao Just plain boiled water, you miser.（毕福剑上）小沈阳： 哟，你不是那谁吗，你是那个.蒙住了。朱军？！不是朱军。白岩松？！不是。老毕.你是毕老师吗？！毕福剑：我姓毕。小沈阳：哎呀我的妈呀，毕老师来了。你咋出来了呢？哎呀我的妈呀，快来人啊，毕老师，一会儿该跑了。赵本山：干啥，吵吵巴火的，让狼撵了咋的？小沈阳：毕老师.赵本山：我知道，这就是我要请的客人。小沈阳：哎呀我的妈呀，毕老师，你给我照个相呗！赵本山: 你先等一会儿。刚到是吧？毕福剑：刚到，刚到。赵本山：我在这儿等半天了。毕福剑：你好你好。请问您是.？赵本山：你找谁？毕福剑：我找莲花乡文化站站长赵铁柱。赵本山：找对了，这就是赵铁柱的爹，我是.毛毛： 赵铁柱是我爹。赵本山：我是赵铁柱的爹。你不是找爹吗？啊不，找就对了。毕福剑：爹.不是，我找您儿子。赵本山：他在乡里等你呢。啊呀，乡里布置得老隆重啊，乡长、书记都在那儿排队等你呢。布一个大厅，完事弄一个大房间，给你弄一个大照片挂中间，周围全是花呀。毕福剑：老哥，这花都什么颜色？赵本山：白的、黄的都有啊。很漂亮，真的。老百姓都拿笔等着，等得都哭啊，等你呢。毕福剑：哭什么？赵本山：这不激动吗，你去了。来吧，请.毕福剑：咱去乡里吧。赵本山：别介，乡里布置我，说先搁铁岭吃一顿，完事上那儿。你看吧。 (Bi Fujian, MC / anchorman of CCTVs Starlight Broadway program, enters.)Shenyang Why, arent you that one - Zhujun! Oh sorry. Bai Yansong? Oh no. Or a Bi something! Are you Mr. Bi?CCTV Man Im Bi Fujian.Shenyang Come here everyone, its Mr. Bi here. (To CCTV Man) Why are you hanging out here, sir? Hurry up! Come here! He can go elsewhere at any minute.Uncle Zhao Whut the hells going on? Anythin to be so fussy abut? Youre being hounded by a wolf?Shenyang Hes Mr. Bi.Uncle Zhao I know, an hes the guest Im honored to keep compny today.Shenyang Gosh, can I have a picture taken with you, Mr. Bi?Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Wait, wait. (To CCTV Man) Welcme, Mr. Bi.CCTV Man Nice to meet you.Uncle Zhao Ive been waitin all this time for you.CCTV Man Thanks a lot really. May I have your name please?Uncle Zhao Which man did you expect to see?CCTV Man Im looking for Zhao Tiezhu, chief of Lotus Townships cultural center.Uncle Zhao You got it. Heres his daddy and Im.Yadar Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy.Uncle Zhao An Im Tiezhus daddy. Arent you lookin for a dad. I mean its right to be looking my way.CCTV Man Hi, daddy. I mean buddy. So wheres your son?Uncle Zhao Hes at the township waitin for you. Local government officials all lining up, too, to pay their pious respects to you. With enormous care theyve prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the middle. Flowers all around.CCTV Man Whatre the colors of the flowers, buddy?Uncle Zhao Theyre all in white and yellow. Lots of folks waiting for you with signature pens in hands, tears spillin all over.CCTV Man Whys that?Uncle Zhao Theyre excited.CCTV Man Lets go there, then.Uncle Zhao The center asked me to feast you here in town first. How abut that? 毕福剑：在这儿吃饭？赵本山：这是铁岭最贵的，你来吧。毕福剑：别别，大爷，不，老哥，我在飞机上吃了。赵本山：那客随主便，好不好？给你怎么安排你就听话，来来。小沈阳：毕老师，你不给照个相吗？毕老师。毕福剑：你是男服务员？小沈阳：嗯哪。毕福剑：长得挺委婉的。赵本山：我刚开始来就误会了，你说哪有这打扮，哎呀妈呀。坐，刚到是吧？毕福剑：刚到，刚到。赵本山：咱是老乡。毕福剑：是吗？赵本山：你不是大连人吗？毕福剑：对对，大连人。赵本山：你住哪儿？毕福间 我住大连老鳖湾。赵本山：哎呀妈呀，有亲戚，孩子她姥爷也在老鳖湾，也姓毕。毕福剑：你姥爷叫毕什么？毛毛： 毕门庭。毕福剑：你姥爷打麻将肯定是高手。赵福剑：咋的？毕福剑：闭门听嘛。赵本山：正好你叫闭门炮。 CCTV Man Why here?Uncle Zhao Here weve got the best restaurant in Tieling. Do cme this way please.CCTV Man But Ive had my meal on the plane.Uncle Zhao Youre my guest, so please follow my arrangements.Shenyang A picture of the two of us, please.CCTV Man (to Shenyang) Youre. a male waiter?Shenyang Yup.CCTV Man You look awfully, awfully sweet, boy.Uncle Zhao I, too, took him to be a woman when I first came. How funny he is dressin up like this? Sit down here. Did you enjoy your trip?CCTV Man Yes, quite.Uncle Zhao We mus be fellow townsmen.CCTV Man Are we?Uncle Zhao Aint you from Dalian?CCTV Man Sure.Uncle Zhao Which part?CCTV Man Old Turtle Bend.Uncle Zhao Where her mummys daddy used to live, too. So were even relatives.CCTV Man (to Yadar) Whats his name?Yadar Bi Menting.CCTV Man Your grandpa must be good at playing mahjong.Uncle Zhao Why?CCTV Man The name sounds like a mahjong term.Uncle Zhao That matches you nickname Bi Mengpao, as youre a mahjong man youself.毕福剑：我叫毕福剑。赵本山：这也是的，没准儿都.实在.哎呀，这一笑，你看看，多像你姥爷临走那张照片。毛毛： 爷爷，你快看，不笑更像。毕福剑：我今儿个躲不开了。赵本山：孩子这一辈子，跟爷爷不行，就跟姥爷亲。姥爷临走把她哭完了。快认姥爷。毛毛： 姥爷好。毕福剑：别别别，起起.。大过年的，你要来这个，我得给你压岁钱了。赵本山：不用，不用。哎呀，这家伙，来.小沈阳：毕老师，你给我照个相呗。赵本山：这没吃饭呢，你先揣起来。点菜，快点。小沈阳：照完再点呗。赵本山：点完再照。小沈阳：要跑了呢？赵本山：。谁跑啊？毕老师都低调来的，你别跟人这样说。她姥爷，这都.实在亲戚，你就点吧。毕福剑： 不不不，咱随便吃点饭就可以了。您来，您来。赵本山： 现在咱家都富了，农民生活跟过去不一样了。你就铆劲儿吃，你说吃能吃多少钱哪。我点。毕福剑：随便来。赵本山：澳洲鲍鱼四只。小沈阳：对不起，没有。毕福剑：算了，别点那么贵的。你往下来。赵本山：四斤的龙虾。小沈阳：对不起，没那么大的。 CCTV Man Just Bi Fujian.Uncle Zhao Yeah, whut an. well, Im really. (To Yadar) Look, he smiles like the last picture of you dead grandpa.Yadar Look, even more like it when he doesnt.CCTV Man So Im hopeless either way.Uncle Zhao The girls much closer to her maternal grandpa than to me. Sort of cried her heart out when he died. Say hello to you new grandpa.Yadar (kneeling down / with a kowtow) How do you do, grandpa.CCTV Man Dont, please. Its Spring Festvial now, and I shouldve given you some gift money.Uncle Zhao Dont bother with that, sir. Youre indeed.Shenyang We havent had our picture taken, sir.Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) We havent ordered our dishes yet. Put this damn thing away. Well see whut to eat first. Cme.Shenyang Just one picture, please.Uncle Zhao Serve the meal first.Shenyang What if he runs away after the meal?Uncle Zhao Who will? Mr. Bis a modest man, coming all his way from Beijin to give us folks a chance. Dont you say a thing like that. (To CCTV Man) Im whut they call a country pumpkin, my dear in-law, not really knowin how to treat a guest. So you please order the dishes.CCTV Man Dont be too polite. You do it.Uncle Zhao Now we peasants have got rich, much better off than before. Eat as much as you want, it aint gonna be a big deal anyway. Please give me the menu.CCTV Man Dont be extravagant, buddy.Uncle Zhao Australian abalones, four.Shenyang Sorry, theyre out of stock.CCTV Man Too expensive anyway. Lets move on down.Uncle Zhao Lobsters of 2 kilos each.Shenyang Sorry, nothing that big. 赵本山：有多大的？小沈阳：有一斤多的。赵本山：一斤多的.有吗？赵本山：有.还是没有啊？赵本山：这个.我跟你说，有没有，这是你开的店呢，你还不明白？这不差钱。小沈阳：哦.那没有。毕福剑：下边我看看，鱼翅就更别点了。赵本山： 鱼翅有也别吃了，我吃鱼翅有一回就卡住了，后来用馒