《生活大爆炸》十大最欢迎台词+喜欢Sheldon的N个理由.docx

在生活大爆炸中，有很多经典的句子，不仅帮助我们学习英语，也丰富了我们自己的交流词汇，比如可爱的Bazinga等等，下面我们就来看看十大最可爱的爆炸句子，你能记得他们出自哪一集吗？1Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.谢耳朵：剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。2Sheldon: Why are you crying?Penny: Because Im stupid!Sheldon: Thats no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.谢耳朵：你为嘛哭呢？佩妮：因为我太傻了！谢耳朵：这可不是什么好理由。大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧，我总为别人太傻哭，因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心3Raj: I dont like bugs, okay? They freak me out.Sheldon: Interesting. Youre afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.Raj：我不喜欢虫子行了吧？吓得我半死。谢耳朵：有意思。你害怕虫子，还有女人。要见着个花大姐准让你神经分裂了。4Leonard: What got into him?Penny: Oh, a couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to be a little slutty.Leonard: You didnt.Penny: You do your little experiments, I do mine.雷纳德：他喝什么了？佩妮：可能是杯并不太纯的纯自由古巴酒吧。雷纳德：你不是吧。佩妮：你们管你们做实验，我管我做咯。5*Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese*.Howard: You know, Im really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.Sheldon: Why?Howard: Once youre fluent, youll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。谢耳朵：为嘛？霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。 6Leonard: What were you doing at Pennys?Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and youll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of friends with benefits.雷纳德：你在佩妮那儿干嘛呢？谢耳朵：吃了顿饭，玩了点儿游戏，然后留下过夜了。哦，现在我对什么叫“床伴”有了更深入的理解，你高兴吧。7Penny: I give up. Hes impossible!Sheldon: I cant be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, I give up; hes improbable.佩妮：我放弃了。他真是不可理喻。谢耳朵：我不会不可能的啊，我存在即有可能。我觉得你想说的是“我放弃了，他不像是真的。”8Sheldon: Im not insane, my mother had me tested!谢耳朵：我才没疯呢，我妈带我去测过好吧？9*In tattoo salon*.Girl: What are you gonna get, Raj?Raj: With my luck - Hepatitis!女生：你想要什么呢，Raj？Raj：幸运的话得个肝炎就行了10Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.谢耳朵：啊，地心引力，汝乃没心没肺之婊子。最後再說說Sheldon。這是我裏面最喜歡的一個。喜歡他真的有N個理由。他實在是太可愛了。不說臺詞，表情都能逗死你。每次看到他都想大笑。附圖說明：每一個喜歡big bang theory的人，都會記得那句：Bazinga喜歡他說Bazinga時自我得意的表情。還喜歡謝耳朵那些花花綠綠的T-shirt，還有他招牌的內長外短的穿法。哈哈喜歡Sheldon的那套座位理論。大家應該都很熟悉了：In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, its directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.喜歡他誇張的笑。喜歡他拿penny當成實驗的小白鼠，喂巧克力的樣子喜歡他的耐心。雖然他幼稚的看收藏所有的漫畫書，總是看科幻電影，還偶爾辦成斑馬（有個party上辦成一個什麽聲波的wave的，忘了）但是就是覺得他很可愛。喜歡他們在一起的樂。喜歡謝耳朵還有朋友對他無奈的順從。累死我了，終於圖文並茂的寫完了。真開心在Boston legal之後，還有個big bang theory； 在Allen后，還有個sheldon，讓我的看得樂不可支，尤其是在不開心的時候，能讓我開懷一笑。而且無論是看過多少遍，還是笑得我肚子疼。哈哈讓我們一起期待剩下的第四季的生活大爆炸吧。順便最後。附上開頭曲的歌詞，蠻好玩的，就是太快了。以為聽力好點就能聽懂了。結果發現簡直就是不可能完成的任務。 Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait. The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang! Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,宇宙一度又烫又稠密Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait.140亿年前终于爆了炸 等着瞧.The Earth began to cool,地球开始降温The autotrophs began to drool,自养生物来起哄Neanderthals developed tools,穴居人发明工具We built a wall (we built the pyramids),我们建长城（我们建金字塔）Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘That all started with the big bang!一切由大爆炸开始Since the dawn of man is really not that long,其实人类历史没有多久As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短A fraction of a second and the elements were made.元素在微秒间便形成了The bipeds stood up straight,两足动物直立行走The dinosaurs all met their fate,恐龙都得认命了They tried to leap but they were late想要突变 没来得及And they all died (they froze their asses off)就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）The oceans and pangea大洋和泛古陆See ya, wouldnt wanna be ya拜拜 才不想学你Set in motion by the same big bang!都是爆炸惹的祸It all started with the big BANG!一切从大爆炸开始Its expanding ever outward but one day宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天It will cause the stars to go the other way,星球会反方向运动Collapsing ever inward, we wont be here, it wont be hurt向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会觉得疼Our best and brightest figure that itll make an even bigger bang!我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸Australopithecus would really have been sick of us南方古猿肯定不爽我们Debating out while here theyre catching deer (were catching viruses)在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉电