英语剧本-逃课.doc

Skipping Class6人剧本。逃课，绝对适合大学生的剧本，讲述逃课的故事。Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes安妮塔：不明白为什么学生喜欢逃课Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university life凯文：将“逃课”为理念的大学生活Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it肯：想逃课却不敢做的Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes杰森：总是要求自己不逃课Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class史提芬：总是给自己一个好的借口逃课Rita: A professional class skipper丽塔：一个专业的逃课者Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Nanjing Insititute of Industry Technology students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)安妮塔，凯文，Ken，杰森，史提芬，和丽塔都是南工院的学生。他们是好朋友。有一天，肯和杰森在去教室的路上相遇。Ken:Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.肯：你为什么迟到？而且，你只是错过了最后一课。老师给我们的期中考试的重点。Jason:Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?杰森：Oh, shoot!我错过了。你能借给我你的笔记，让我可以拷贝一份吗？Ken:Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.肯：当然，如果你给我一个好理由，为什么你错过了。你答应过我你会准时上课的。Jason:Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “English” test today and I was up studying for it till three oclock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten oclock this morning.杰森：相信我，我想遵守承诺的。问题是，我今天有“英语”的测试，我是复习它直到今天早上三点。后来我又睡着了，醒来时已经是今天早上十点了。Ken:You studied until three oclock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four oclock on yesterday.肯：你学习到凌晨三点？为什么呢？你昨天下午在做什么？我知道你从昨天下午四点就是闲着的。Jason:Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long杰森：嗯，我遇到了我的一个老朋友，我们只是聊得太长Ken:For Gods sake! Dont you care about next weeks mid-term examination?肯：看在上帝的份上！你难道不在乎下星期的期中考试吗？Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.) 安妮塔，史提芬和凯文都在教室的前面互相交谈。而且，安妮塔试图阻止史提芬和凯文逃课。Anita: Hey, well have the “English” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Dont tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.安妮塔：嘿，还有几分钟我们就要上英语课了。你去哪儿？别告诉我你打算与杰森一起。Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.史提芬：我会为我的好朋友做任何事。当然，我要和给我的好朋友难堪的家伙争辩。Anita: You always like to get involved in someone elses business. Youll get yourself in trouble. Dont you know it? 安妮塔：你总是喜欢管别人的闲事。你会惹上麻烦。你不知道吗？Kevin: Anita, dont be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?凯文：安妮塔，不要难过。他不会听你的，就别管他了。顺便说一句，我仍然在等待你的决定。你要跟我一起去听音乐会吗？Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?安妮塔：哦，对不起，我几乎忘了它。明天什么时间？Kevin: Two oclock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!凯文：二点。我迫不及待地想见到我喜欢的明星蔡依林。哦，多么美好！Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?安妮塔：请稍等。我们明天下午有数学课。你疯了吗？Kevin: Well, Im not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.凯文：嗯，我不是。但我认为我们可以从别人那里直接抄笔记。Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.安妮塔：不，这是一堂非常重要的课。如果你不听你讲永远不会理解上课的内容。Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes the boring class.凯文：对我来说没有什么区别。即使我在班里我也永远不会明白老师在讲什么。此外，谁喜欢上枯燥的课？Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the school canteen. At the same time, Rita is walking to the school canteen from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.) 在微积分课，安妮塔在去学校食堂的路。同时，丽塔从宿舍走到学校食堂。他们在实验室前见。Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.丽塔：看，我在这里。我做了我的承诺。我是一个不逃课的好女孩。Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.安妮塔：你在说什么？这是第五节课。你逃了今天早上的一到四节课。昨天你保证你不会逃任何一节课的。Rita: Did I? We dont have any class in the morning but were packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.丽塔：我有吗？我们上午没有课啊，我们装作在星期三下午。Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didnt you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?安妮塔：对不起，能再说一遍吗？今天是星期四，我们有一整天的课。此外，你今天早上没有碰见我们去上课了吗？Rita: I thought you were going to the library.丽塔：我还以为你去图书馆了。Anita: You are loopy now because youve skipped too, too many classes.安妮塔：你现在神经错乱了，因为你已经逃了太多，太多的课。Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.丽塔：你为什么这么说？我知道我们明天有计算机程序的考试Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!安妮塔：你是没救了。考试是今天早上!Scene IV(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. ) 肯恩和丽塔互相交谈。他们正在讨论如何逃课。Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.肯：我想知道为什么你的微积分教授从不出席。然而，每一次我逃课，我的教授总是知道我不在场。我想我真是倒霉。Rita: well, youll appreciate what Im going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.丽塔：好吧，你会知道我现在要告诉你，我的三个好建议。Ken: What are they?肯：是什么？Rita: Now lend me your ears First of all, whether you skip the class or not, youll never pass the course.丽塔：现在借给我你的耳朵首先，无论你是否逃课，你会不及格的课程。Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?肯：为什么你会知道我不会及格？Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I dont believe you can pass it.丽塔：微积分是非常难的，我不相信你能及格。Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?肯：也许你是对的。还有呢？Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.丽塔：在你逃课之前，你应该对每个人都很好。在这之后，你应该尝试取悦你的教授。Ken: Why? 肯：为什么？Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.丽塔：如果你对同学们很好，他们会帮助你在你的的考勤表上签上你的名字。如果你在恭维你的教授，你可能会问你的教授通过。最后逃课成功后你不能逃课太多或太少。Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?肯：你是什么意思？不能太多或太少？Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet caf that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.丽塔：你需要好天气逃课所以你可以出去鬼混。然后你需要的好时机，所以你可以去新开的网吧。最后，你需要与同学们良好的关系，这样他们就可以掩护你逃课。Ken: You are a genius.肯：你是个天才。Rita: I am just very professional.丽塔：我只是很专业。Ken