其实他并没有那么爱你(台词选).doc

Hes just not that into you（台词选）You smell like dog poo（狗屎）. Some of the other kids snicker（吃吃地笑） at this brilliant oneliner.She can only get out one syllable between big wet sobs (啜泣).Where did that rumor（谣言） start? Because moms have been spreading it for years. Then as we get older, we carry on the tradition of misreading the signals.They sip(啜饮) their near empty cocktails.Not one of the cheesy（低俗；不入流的）ones who put his headshot on bus benches(长椅子) and grocery(食品杂货)carts（手推车）。So just like on frisbees (飞盘) and notepads（笔记本）。you guys ready for another round? you want one more? Only if you do. But I mean, if you have to get going, I totally.trails off (尾随；跟踪)GIGI breathes a sigh（叹气）of relief (安心)We float down through a serene（宁静）leafy park.We freeze frame(冻结画面)on GIGI, mid-step, then the image slides over(滑倒；滑动) to find CONOR.Well, technically its six. And Im still mulling over a gum purchase. So.She hands the cashier her ATM card - he swipes it.ome on. Seriously. I just deposited money today. Theres no way Are you kidding? Do I have that kind of manner? A joking manner?She looks like shes about to burst(爆发；突发).I swear to god, this is the most exciting thing thats ever happened to me. Ben cant help but laugh.Trust me - its fate. You were meant to have that cooler.You didnt hear the phone ring, did you.? Anna gave me the Ill call you right back.How long ago? ALEX winces.(退避) ALEX shrugs.(耸肩). Ill call back and say that Im going to bed. ALEX：At 9:30 PM? Genius.(天才) Sunds fool proof.Anna looks at her phone, presses ignore and stashes it in her purse. Sorry. What was I saying?Little intense(紧张) for grocery （杂货）store chatter（喋喋不休）. I can talk to a woman Neil. It doesnt have to be like that. Neil ：looks at him, smirk growing.（嘻嘻地笑）Beth manages a weak smile. we dont need a marriage certificate to legitimize our relationship.I actually think the odds of having a successful relationship increase by not getting married. Look at my parents -all marriage got them was thirty two years of misery and joint checking. Seriously, stop. GIGI: He said he always hangs at Red Maple after work. Maybe I should do a little drive-by? Please, dont. Hell call. Nice meeting you at the beginning of the date is normal. Nice meeting you at the end could be a blow off. Nice to meet you is OK. Nice meeting you is like Do you want your receipt（收据） in the bag? Look, after my first date with Neil, I called him. There are no rules anymore. Why should you have to wait for him to get off his ass? Gigi takes a deep breath, picks up the office phone and dials. Janine gives her a thumbs up.Janine. Its me. Conor never called, so Im on the precipice of staging a casual run-in at Red Maple. Pick up if you want to stop me.(beat, then really fast) Alright-Im-interpreting-your-silence-as tacit-compliance-bye. Gigi hurriedly hangs up, and heads out the door.I figured it was no coincidence.Kelli Ann stands there, frozen. Kelli Anns face goes flush. She tries to hide it. She backs up, puts on a smile.She leaves. Alex exhales, goes back to work.who grabs a few menus and slaps on a smile. Shes clearly nervous. Gigi is busted.Did he forget he was supposed to meet you?Alex reaches for the phone. GIGI：NO! I mean, totally unnecessary. I mean, I actually was just - in the area -so I figured Id just swing by and see if e was around - because - uhhh Alex waits, looking at Gigi, amused. She is panicking. I thought I should really return it before he freaks out.Why are you telling me all of this? Arent these man-secrets? Thanks Youve given me a lot to think about.the rule is that most guys who cheat on you up front dont really care about you very much.OK. So let me see if I understand. What youre saying is that.No. No, no, no. Thats not what Im saying. This has absolutely nothing to do with you.Im pretty sure he was heavily flirting with me outside Eddies, and then he tells me hes married. Youd think Id be pissed, but I literally could not stop myself from liking him.Anna waits for a response. On the other end she hears some rustling, some silence, definitely awkwardness.Look, I just.I cant Anna. You seem great. Its just - I dont know. I should go. Take care. Anna takes this in - stunned. She hangs up. Her eyes sting. She cant face Mary so she just stares at weird, bleached out photos of nails and holds back the tears.She bangs him on the head with a pillow. No. Cute and sexy are in the looks column. No one wants to be in all one column.Anna gives him a knowing look. Conor: What? Its been a while. ANNA: I know. Its just - Im fried. Is that alright?you cant keep being nice to me and I cant keep pretending like this is something that its not.BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! Bullshit for every woman whos been told by some guy that he doesnt believe in marriage just to see him turn around eight months later and marry some twenty four year old girl he met at the gym. 女孩子不会忘记第一个喜欢过的男孩。甚至是尴尬的过去。A girl will never forget the first boy she likes。Even if things dont quite work out。但通常会有人来说些安抚神伤的智慧话语。But usually someone is there to office words of wisdom。你知道那小男孩为什么这么做这么说吗？因为他喜欢你。do you know why that Little boy did those things and said those things？its because he likes you。就是这样，这就是我们纠结的开端。And there it is。Thats the beginning of our problem。这个小男孩欺负你，是因为他迷上你了。That Little boy is doing those terrible because hes got a crush on you。你知道这什么意思？我们都被鼓励着去不，是被设定了去相信这个事实如果一个男人做点蠢事就意味着他喜欢你。Do you know what this means？were all encourageno，programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerkthat means he likes you。问题是这样的：只因他太爱你了。你这么漂亮又如此迷人。没错，他处理不来。Heres the problem：he likes you too much。Youre too pretty and too awesome。Yes，he cant handle it 。显然，那个叫phi delt 的喜欢你。我肯定他只是弄丢了你的号码。That Phi Delt so obviously liked you 。Im sure he just lost your number。他不敢约你出去，是因为他被你成功的事业吓到了。Hes not asking you out because hes intimidated by your professional success。他不约你，是被你丰富的感情经历吓到了。Hes not asking you out ，because hes scarf you emotional maturity。相信我，这只是因为他刚结束一段刻骨铭心的感情。Trust me，its because hes just getting out of a serious relationship。相信我，这是因为他从未有过一段刻骨铭心的感情。Trust me，its because hes had a serious relationship。他可能忘了你住哪间茅舍。或者被狮子吃掉了。Im sure he just forget your hut number。Or was eaten by a lion 。为什么我们要说这些互相安慰的话？可能是因为我们害怕也很难开口承认这个明显的事实这都写在大家脸上了。Why do we say this stuff to each other？is it possible that its because were too scaredand its too hard to say the one obvious truththats staring everyone in the face？所以你觉得他们结婚是好事但你没觉得我们一直没结婚其实很违背自然常理么？Well，so you think its great that theyre getting married but you dont ever feel like were going against nature ，or somethingby not getting married？不，违背自然常理是指猫咪给猴子喂奶。而我们只是恰巧没有结婚而已。让我告诉你吧，结婚的人都不可靠。No，going against nature is like the cat who suckled that monkey. you and I are just two people who happen not to be married。Let me tell you something，people who get married are not be trusted。确实不可靠，你知道为什么吗？因为如果你真的觉得幸福，老实说你就不需要去做场结婚秀来展示。你也不需要宣扬。他们之所以这样做，是没有安全感他们觉得结婚是必须做的事。他们骗了自己也骗了他人。Theyre not. you know why ？because if you so legitimately happy ，honestlyou wouldnt feel the need to make a big show out of it. You wouldnt have to broadcast it. they do it because theyreinsecureand they think getting marrieds what theyre supposed to be doing。So theyre lying to themselves and to other people 。如果一个男人没给我打电话，我有权每15分钟给他打一次电话，直到他接为止。但是如果他看到是我的号码他就会觉得我有毛病，但我不是。If a guy doesnt call me，I would like to reserve the right to call him at 15-minute intervals until he picks up. but if he looks down and sees my numbers hes gonna think Im some kind of pasycho or something, which Im not.conor 不会打电话给你的。 Conors never gonna call you。真的么，你怎么知道的？ Oh，really。How do you know？因为我也是个男人，这就是我们的方式。Because Im a guy，and its just how we do it。他说了跟我见面很开心。He said it was nice meeting me。不管他是不是跟你说，你就是除了他妈和Joanie Cunningham 之外他心中最理想的女性。已经过了一个星期，Gigi他都没用打给你，I dont care if he said you were hes favorite female since his mommy and Joanie Cunningham。Over a week went by，okay，Gigi？and he didnt call you 。但是也许他真的打了，我只是没有收到留言而已。或者也许他把我的号码弄丢了或者他出城了，或者被出租车撞了，或者他外婆死了。But maybe he did call and I didnt get the message。Or maybe he lost your number，or hes out of town，or got hit by a cab，or his grandma died。或者他没有打给你，仅仅是因为他没有兴趣再见你了。Or he didnt call because he has no interest in seeing you again。是么，但我朋友Terri 有次跟个从都不来电话的男人出去，她把他给甩了，一年之后，她撞见了他，最后他们Yeah，but my friends Terri once went out with a guy who never called. She totally wrote him off, over a year by ，right，she ran into him ，and it ended up that你朋友Terri是个傻瓜，她也是个例外顺道提一句，是很少很少的例外。Your friend Terris an idiot。Shes also the exceptionby the way ，the rare exception。好吧，好吧，但是万一我也是例外呢？Okay，okay，but what if Im the exception？不，你不是，你一点都不是，事实上，你就是个常规案例。常规情况就是，如果一个男人不打电话给你，因为他不想打电话给你。No，youre not. Youre not at all. In fact，youre the rule。And the rule is this：if a guy doesnt call you ，he doesnt wanna call you。我知道男人怎样做是在摆脱女人，好吧？我刚才还做过，家常便饭了。所以相信我，如果一个男人对待你的方式就像他毫不在乎一样，那么他真的是完全不在意你的，没有例外。Look，I know what blowing off a woman looks like，okay？I do it early ，I do it often。So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesnt give a shithe genuinely doesnt give a shit，no exception。我们不能听那些故事了。常规就是对你不忠的男人，根本就不把你当回事。We have to stop listening to these stories。The rule is that guys who cheat on you dont care about you much。我所有朋友都曾告诉我这样的故事，在那些狗屎事件发生后，事情还能进展得很顺利。因为她们认识某个跟我一样遇到狗屎男的女人，而那个女人最后还结了婚，生活得很幸福。但那些都是例外，我们不是例外，我们是常规案例。And all of my friends used to tell me stories about how things minght work out with these dipshits，because they knew someone who dated a dipshit like mine，and that girl ended up getting married。But thats the exception ，were not the exception，were the rule。我曾经以为我从未被人抛弃过，是的，于是我们开始比较，然后我们意识到，每个交往过的男人都甩过我们。I used to think that I had never been dumped。Yeah，then we started comparing notes。Then we realized weve both been dumped by every man weve ever been with。但是他们甩得太巧妙了。他们太狡猾了，让你觉得这都是你的主意。But they do it so skillfully 。they just so sneaky that you think it was your idea。你稳稳地坐着，你以为：“是，这是我的主意，但是，等等，那为什么孤单的人是我？”Youre sitting back and youre like：“oh，yeah。This my idea，but wait a second，why am I alone？”“不开心的是我，胖了20磅的也是我？”他们耍了点把戏，迷惑了你。所以他们来软的。“why am I unhappy？why have I gained 20 pounds？”they jedi mind-trick you。So they do a sofe pass。比如他们对你说的那些台词 They got little lines they to tell you 。比如说“我不想妨碍你” Like，“I dont wanna stand in your way。”或者“你太完美了，只是，问题出在我身上。”Or，“youre perfect，its just I have to work on myself。”是的“我只是在为你的幸福着想” Right。“Im just thinking of your happiness。”“我配不上你”那是我最爱的一句。 “oh，I dont deserve you。” thats my favorite one。“我真嫉妒以后能和你结婚的那个男人。”“I am so jealous of the guy who gets to marry you。“如果一个男人给了你他的号码，而不是拿走你的，那他就是对你不感兴趣。同样的，如果一个人想见你，相信我，他会来见你。If a guy give you his phone number instead of taking yours ，hes not interested 。and also，if a guy wants to see you ，believe me ，he will see you 。那现在我就得从每一个不喜欢我的男人身边跑开？是的。So，what，now Im just supposed to run from every guy who doesnt like me ？Yeah。那我就一个也不剩了。Theres not gonna be anybody left。没有一个男人想真的结婚。如果他们结了，他们成天想些什么呢？想这那些他们即将失之交臂的女人。No guy actually wants to get married。and if they do，what theyre really thinking about？all the women theyre gonna miss out on。你为什么结婚？我爱Juenie。那你是个幸福的已婚男人。Whyd you get married？I love Juenie。Youre a happily married guy。有人发明火花这个词，以便自己能够不打电话，对你不好，还让你不听猜测。然后让你相信，那种焦虑和害怕的感觉是自然滋生的。这就是火花的真面目。你们却照单全收，深信不疑。你们热爱火花这个说法，因为够跌宕起伏，大家都热衷戏剧性情节。Guys invented the spark，so they could not call and treat you kind of badly and keep you guessing。Then convince you that that anxiety and fear just develops naturally was actually just a spark。And you guys all buy it。you eat it up and you love it。you love it because you feed off that drama。you all love drama。这么说你从未因为暗地里热爱戏剧性情节而把事情拖到截止日的最后一分钟，或是收到电话催款单，拿不定主意自己是做还是不做？So you never wait until the last minute on a deadline or a phone bill，because secretly you love the drama。of not knowing whether or not youre gonna make it ？当不久前的那个夜里，当你想着Conor 的时候，你是不是一直都纠结他为什么不打电话？不停来回踱步，老是盯着自己的手机，即使这次约会其实再平常不过了？Wnen you were stalking Conor the other night were you obsessing about him calling constantly pacing back and forth，staring at your phone for days even though the date was just kind of mediocre？因为你热衷戏剧性情节。听着，你应该学学我，如果这姑娘喜欢我，很棒。但如果没有天涯何处无芳草？到处是皮肤比她好，胸也比她大的女人。Because you all thrive on the drama。look ，you gotta be more like me。If a girl likes me，great。But if not ，there are plenty more out there like her，you know？with smaller pores and bigger implants。男人想约你，会自己创造机会，明白？他会邀请你的。我约你了？If a guy wants to date you，he will make it happen，okey？he will ask you out。did I ask you out？女人怎么会这样？自己产生幻想，把男人做的一些无关紧要的小事，臆变成其它的？太疯狂了。Why do women do this？build up this stuff in their minds take each little things a guy does ，and then twist it nito something else？its insane。就算那样也好过你。Id rather be like that than be like you。什么意思？What is that supposed to mean？可能是我太专注于小事，太投入了，但至少说明我还在乎。你觉得你赢了，把女人当消耗品？也许你不会受伤或一走了之，但你永远也得不到真爱。你还是输。你依然独身。我是做了很多蠢事，但我知道我离找到比你好的更近了。I may dissect each little thing and put myself there too much but at least that means I still care。oh，you think youve won because women are expendable to you？you may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way，but you dont fall in love that way either。youre alone。I may do a lot of stupid shit，but I know Im a lot closer to finding someone than you are 。你于11点的深夜一路而来，只为还我一支促销笔？You came all the way here at 11：00at night to brings me back a promotinal pen？我想我该找个好借口过来才行。就是该这么做的，不是吗？I thought I should just come up with some really great excuse to get over here。thats how its done，isnt it ？听着，我无法停止想你。这是个问题。我开车到你的住处，我打了电话又挂断。Look，I cant stop thinking about you。its a problem。I drive by your place，I call and hang up。一个聪明人曾经告诉我：要是一个男人想要和一个女孩在一起，无论如何，他会实现它的。A wise person once told me that if a guy wants to be with a girl he will make it happen，no matter what。这是真的。但当我对你投怀送抱的时候，你似乎并不想让它发生。Its true。But when I was hurling my body onto yours，you did not seem to want to make it happen 。我真的非常爱你。非常非常。我想要让你幸福，我必须让你幸福，我正尝试着让你幸福。你会嫁给我吗？I love you so much。so much。and I wanna make you happy，I need to make you happy for me to even have a shot at being happy。Will you marry me？女孩在成长中被教育很多事：要是一个男人挥拳打你，那他喜欢你。永远不要试着修剪自己的刘海。然后有一天，你会遇见一个完美的男人，然后得到属于你自己的幸福结尾。Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up：if a guy punches you，he likes you。never try to trim your own bangs。