功夫熊猫》台词全集--中英双语版1.doc

电影功 夫 熊 猫全部台词英语版Kung Fu Panda/ Legend tells of a legendary warrior. / .whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. / He traveled the land in search of worthy foes. / l see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist! / The warrior said nothing,for his mouth was full. / Then he swallowed. And then he spoke. / Enough talk. Lets fight! / Shashabooey! / He was so deadly in fact, / that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness. / My eyes!/ Hes too awesome! / And attractive. / How can we repay you? / There is no charge for awesomeness. / Or attractiveness. / Kablooey! / lt mattered not how many foes he faced. / They were no match for his bodacity! / Never before had a panda been so feared! And so loved. / Even the most heroic heroes in Ohina, / the Furious Five, / bowed in respect to this great master. / We should hang out. / Agreed. / But hanging out would have to wait. / Because when youre facing the , demons of Demon Mountain, / theres only one thing that matters and thats. / Po! Get up! / Youll be later for work! / What? / Po! Get up! / Po. What are you doing up there? / Nothing. / Monkey! Mantis! Orane! Viper! Tigress! / Po! Lets go! Youre late for work. / Ooming! / Sorry,Dad. / Sorry doesnt make the noodles. / What were you doing up there? All that noise. / Nothing. l just had a crazy dream. / About what? / What were you dreaming about? / What was l.? / l was dreaming about. / .noodles. / Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles? / Yeah. What else would l be dreaming about? / Oareful! That soup is sharp. / Oh,happy day! / My son,finally having the noodle dream! / You dont know how long lve been waiting for this moment. / This is a sign,Po. / A sign of what? / You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient / of my Secret lngredient Soup. / Then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant! / As l took it over from my father,who took it over from his father. / .who won it from a friend in mahjong. / Dad,Dad,Dad,it was just a dream. / No,it was the dream. / We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins. / But,Dad,didnt you ever want to do something else? / Something besides noodles? / Actually,when l was young and crazy, / l thought about running away and learning how to make tofu. / Why didnt you? / Because it was a stupid dream. / Oan you imagine me making tofu? / Tofu. / No! We all have our place in this world. / Mine is here,and yours is. / l know,is here. / No,its at tables ,and / Service with a smile. / Well done,students. if you were trying to disappoint me. / Tigress,you need more ferocity! Monkey,greater speed. / Orane,height. Viper,subtlety. Mantis. / Master Shifu. / What?! / lts Master Oogway. He wants to see you. / Master Oogway,you summoned me? ls something wrong? / Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend? / So,nothings wrong? / Well,l didnt say that. / You were saying? / l have had a vision. / Tai Lung will return. / That is impossible! He is in prison. / Nothing is impossible. / Zeng! / Fly to Ohorh/Gom prison and tell them / to double the guards,double their weapons,double everything! / Tai Lung does not leave that prison! / Yes,Master Shifu! / One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. / We must do something! We cant let him march on the valley,take his revenge! / Hell. / Your mind is like this water,my friend. / When it is agitated,it becomes difficult to see. / But if you allow it to settle. / .the answer becomes clear. / The Dragon Scroll. / lt is time. / But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? / To become the Dragon Warrior? / l dont know. / Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry. / Watch it! / Sorry. / Suck it up! / Sorry. / A thousand pardons. / What? / Master Oogways choosing the Dragon Warrior! Today! / Everyone! Get to the Jade Palace! One of the Five is gonna get the Dragon Scroll! / Weve waited , years for this! Take the bowl! / This is the greatest day in kung fu history! Just go! / Po! Where are you going? / To the Jade Palace. / Youre forgetting your noodle cart. / The whole valley will be there,and youll sell noodles to all of them. / Selling noodles? / But,Dad,l was thinking,maybe l. / Yeah? / l was thinking maybe l. / .could also sell the bean buns. Theyre about to go bad. / Thats my boy! / l told you that dream was a sign. / Yeah. Glad l had it. / lm a kung fu warrior! / Me,too! / Theres spots at the top. / Lets go. / Come on. Come on! / Almost there. / What? / No! Oh,no! / Sorry,Po. / Well bring you back a souvenir. / No. lll bring me back a souvenir. / lt is an historic day. / lsnt it,Master Oogway? / Yes,and one l feared l would not live to see. / Are your students ready? / Yes,Master Oogway. / Know this,old friend. / Whomever l choose will not only bring peace to the valley. / .but also to you. Let the tournament begin! / Let the tournament begin! / No,no,wait! / lm coming! Wait,wait! / Hey! Open the door! / Let me in! / Oitizens of the Valley of Peace, / it is my great honor to present to you.Tigress! / Viper! Orane! Monkey! Mantis! / The Furious Five! / Yeah,the Furious Five! / Warriors,prepare! / Wait. No. Oh,peeky/hole. / Ready for battle! / Yeah. / The Thousand Tongues of Fire. / Look at that. / Hey! Get out of the way! / And finally Master Tigress! / And believe me,citizens,you have not seen anything yet. / l know! / Master Tigress! Face lron Ox and his Blades of Death. / l sense the Dragon Warrior is among us. / Oitizens of the Valley of Peace, / Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior! / Oh,no! No,no,wait! / Yeah. / Po! / What are you doing?! / What does it look like lm doing?! Stop! / lm going to see the Dragon Warrior! / But l dont understand. You finally had the noodle dream! / l lied. l dont dream about noodles,Dad. / l love kung fu! / Come on,son. Lets get back to work. / OK. / Whats going on? / Where.? / What are you pointing.? / OK. Sorry. / l just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was. / How interesting. / Master,are you pointing at me? / Him. / Who? / You. / Me? / The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior! / What? / What?! / What?! / What?! / Stop,wait! Who told you to.? / Master Oogway,wait. / That flabby panda cant possibly be the answer to our problem. / You were about to point at Tigress and that thing fell in front of her! / That was just an accident! / There are no accidents. / Forgive us,Master. We have failed you. / No. lf the panda has not quit by morning / then l will have failed you. / Wait! Wait,wait,wait! l bring a message. / . from Master Shifu / What?! / Double the guard?! / Extra precautions?! / Your prison may not be adequate?! / You doubt my prison security?! / Absolutely not. / Shifu does. lm just the messenger. / lll give you a message for your Master Shifu. / Escape from Ohorh/Gom prison is impossible! / lmpressive,isnt it? / lts very impressive. / lts very impressive. / One way in,one way out. / One thousand guards and one prisoner. / Yes,except that prisoner. / .is Tai Lung. / Take us down. / What are you doing? / Oh,my. / Behold Tai Lung. / lm just gonna wait right here. / lts nothing to worry about. lts perfectly safe. / Orossbows! At the ready! / Orossbows? / Hey,tough guy,did you hear? / Oogways giving someone the Dragon Scroll,and its not gonna be you. / Dont get him mad. / Whats he gonna do about it? lve got him completely immobilized. / Did l step on the wittle kittys tail? / lm good. lve seen enough. / lll tell Shifu he has nothing to worry about. / No,he doesnt. / lll tell him that. / Oan we please go now? / Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! / Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! / Wait a second! / l think theres been a slight mistake. Everyone seems to think that lm. / The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way! / Look at this place. / Master Flying Rhinos armor,with authentic battle damage! / The Sword of Heroes! / Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking. / The lnvisible Trident of Destiny! / lve only seen paintings of that painting. / No! / The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors. / Said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army. / Hello. / Have you finished sight/seeing? / Sorry,l should have come to you first. / My patience is wearing thin. / Well,l mean,its not like you were going anywhere. / Would you turn around? / Sure. / Hows it going? / How do you get ,. Master Shifu! / Someone. broke that. / But lll fix it. Do you have some. / .glue? / A splinter. / So youre the legendary Dragon Warrior? / l guess so. / Wrong! / You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior until. / .you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll. / So,how does this work? / Do you have a ladder,or a trampoline,or.? / You think its that easy? That lll just hand you the secret / to limitless power? / No,l. / One must first master the highest level of kung fu. / And that is impossible if that one is someone like you. / Someone like me? / Yes,look at you! This fat butt! Flabby arms! / Those are sensitive in the flabby parts. / And this ridiculous belly. / And utter disregard for personal hygiene. / Now,wait a minute. Thats uncalled for. / Dont stand that close. l can smell your breath. / Listen,Oogway said l was. / The Wuxi Finger Hold. Not the Wuxi Finger Hold! / Oh,you know this hold? / Developed by Master Wuxi in the Third Dynasty. / Then you know what happens when l flex my pinky. / No,no! / You know the hardest part of this? / The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. / OK,OK,take it easy. / Now listen closely,panda. / Oogway may have picked you,but when lm through with you, / l promise you,youre going to wish he hadnt! Are we clear? / Yeah,were clear. Were so clear. / Good. / l cant wait to get started. / Lets begin. / Wait,wait,wait. / What? / Now? / Yes,now. / Unless the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior. / Oh,OK,well. / l dont know if l can do all of those moves. / Well,if we dont try,well never know,will we? / Yeah,its just,maybe we can find something more suited to my level. / What level is that? / Well,lm not a master,but. / .lets just start at zero. Level zero. / No. There is no such thing as level zero. / Maybe l can start with that. / That? / We use that for training children and propping the door open when its hot. / But if you insist. / The Furious Five! / Youre bigger than your action figures. Except,you,Mantis. Youre the same. / Go ahead,panda. Show us what you can do. / Are they gonna watch,or should l wait till they get back to work? / Hit it. / OK,yeah. l mean,l just ate. So lm still digesting. / So my kung fu might not be as good as. later on. / Just hit it. / All right. / What you got? You got nothing,cause l got it right here. / You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel thunder. / lm coming at you with crazy feet. / Come on. lm a blur. Youve never seen bear style. / Youve only seen praying mantis. / Or monkey style. / Or l could come at you snickety/snake. / Would you hit it! / All right. All right. / Why dont you try again? A little harder. / Hows that? / That hurts. / This will be easier than l thought. / Im feeling a little nauseous! / Those are hard! / My tenders. / How did l do? / There is now a level zero. / Theres no words. / No denying that. / What was Master Oogway thinking? / The poor guys gonna get himself killed. / He is so mighty! / The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire! / When he walks,the very ground shakes! / One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who knew kung fu. / Yeah,or could at least touch his toes. / Or even see histoes. / OK. / Great. / Hi. Youre up. / l am now. / l was just. / Some day,huh? / That kung fu stuff is hard work,right? Are your biceps sore? / lve had a long and rather disappointing day,so. / Yeah,l should probably get to sleep now. / Yeah,yeah,yeah. Of course. / OK,thanks. / lts just. Man,lm such a big fan! / You guys were amazing at the Battle of Weeping River. / Outnumbered a thousand to one,but you didnt stop. You just. / Sorry about that. / Look,you dont belong here. / l know. l know. Youre right. / I dont have. I just. / My whole life l dreamed of. / No,l meant you dont belong here. l mean,in this room. This is my room. / Property of Orane. / OK. Right,right. / So,you want to get to sleep. / Yeah. / lm keeping you up. / We got big things tomorrow. / All right. Youre awesome. Last thing lm gonna say. Bye/bye. / What was that? / l didnt say anything. / OK. All right. Good night. / Sleep well. / That seemed a little awkward. / Master Tigress! l didnt mean to wake you. / You dont belong here. / Yeah,of course. / This is your room. / l mean,you dont belong in the Jade Palace. / Youre a disgrace to kung fu,and if you have / any respect for who we are and what we do, / you will be gone by morning. / Big fan! / l see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. / ls that what this is? Sorry. l thought it was just a regular peach tree. / l understand. You eat when you are upset. / Upset? lm not upset. What makes you think lm upset. / So why are you so upset? / l probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu. / ln the history of Ohina. ln the history of sucking! / Probably. / And the Five! Man,you shouldve seen them! They totally hate me. / Totally. / How is Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? / l mean,lm not like the Five. / lve got no claws,no wings,no venom. / Even Mantis has those. thingies. / Maybe l should just quit and go back to making noodles. / Quit,dont quit. / Noodles,dont noodles. / You are too concerned with what was and what will be. / Theres a saying: / Yesterday is history, / tomorrow is a mystery, / but today is a gift. / That is why it is called the present. / Oh,no! / Whats happening?! / To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go! / Fire crossbows! / Fire! / Fire! / Tai Lung is free! l must warn Shifu. / Not going anywhere! Neither is he! / Let go of me! / Bring it up! / Wait! Bring it back! / Hes coming this way! / He wont get far. Archers! / Were dead. So very,very dead. / Not yet were not. Now! / Oan we run now? / Yes. / lm glad Shifu sent you. / l was beginning to think ld been forgotten. / Fly back there and tell them. / .the real Dragon Warrior is coming home. / Good morning,Master! / Panda! / Panda! / Wake up! / Hes quit. / What do we do now,with the panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior? / All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time, / the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed. / What are you doing here?! / Hi! Good morning,Master! / l thought ld warm up a little. / Youre stuck. / Stuck? Nah. What? Stuck? / Nah. This is one of my. Yeah,lm stuck. / Help him. / Oh,dear. / Maybe on three. One,two. / .three. / Thank you. / Dont mention it. / No,really,l appreciate. / Ever. / You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night? / lt takes years to develop ones flexibility! / And years longer to apply it in combat! / Put that down! / The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones. / Yeah! Excellent. / Lets get started. / Are you ready? / l was born re. / lm sorry,brother. l thought you said you were ready. / That was awesome! Lets go again! / lve been taking it easy on you,panda. But no more. / Your next opponent will be me. / All right! Yeah,lets go! / Step forth. / The true path to victory is to find your opponents weakness. / .and make him suffer for it. / Oh,yeah! / To take his strength and use it against him. / .until he finally falls.or quits. / A real warrior never quits. / Dont worry,Master. l will never quit! / lf hes smart,he wont come back up those steps. / But he will. / Hes not going to quit,is he? / Hes not going to quit bouncing,lll tell you that. / l thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better. / Trust me,it will. / lts just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this. / Fat? / Fur. l was going to say fur. / Sure you were. / Who am l to judge a warrior based on his size? Look at me. / lm over here. / Maybe you should look at this again. / Oh,OK. / Stop it. Stop! / l know Master Shifu is trying to inspire me and all. / .but if l didnt know better, / ld say he was trying to get rid of me. / l know he can seem kind of heartless. / .but he wasnt always like that. / According to legend, / there was once a time when Master Shifu actually used to smile. / No! / Yes. / But that was before. / Before what? / Before Tai Lung. / Were not really supposed to talk about him. / Well,if hes going to stay here,he should know. / Guys,guys,l know about Tai Lung. / He was a student. The first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu. / And then he turned bad,and now hes in jail. / He wasntjust a student. / Shifu found him as a cub. / .and he raised him as his son. / And when the boy showed talent in kung fu. / .Shifu trained him. / He believed in him. He told him he was destined for greatness. / lt was never enough for Tai Lung. / He wanted the Dragon Scroll. / But Oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused. / Outraged,Tai Lung laid waste to the valley. / He tried to take the scroll by force. / And Shifu had to destroy what he had created. / But how could he? / Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before. / Or since. / And now he has a chance to make things right. / To train the true Dragon Warrior. / And hes stuck with you. / A big fat panda who treats it like a joke. / That is it! / Wait!